Ken Fresno
@InnerDelicious
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@danker_hank "I broke up with her then dated a Filipino, a Korean, a Vietnamese and an Indonesian and they all felt the same way. Why is everyone so irrationally hateful of Japan??".
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@LemanWalters @EvanMcM A batman film? Being cheesy and hamfisted? Did you think the part where he goes to a monastery to learn the secrets of stealth from a Northern Irish ninja was a little unrealistic too? It's a comic book movie.
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@deepfates "The Welsh invented using sheep intestine as a condom, but the English invented taking it out if the sheep first".
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@SiNsinNatti @Concertina_Halo @brohahn Eating chicken while you're getting your dick sucked is weird enough to be weird but in a crowded back seat with your protégé knocks it up to hilarious.
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@UnnaturallyN Also, not to marginalize that generosity buts it's very easy to be generous when doing so ultimately doesn't cost you anything.
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@Prolemasses This is like saying "they tell you battleships float but battleships are made of metal, which is denser than water 🤔".
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@aelfred_D My fourth night of hungry man dinners and I begin to wonder; are these *for* hungry men or. *of* them?.
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@Takaya_Kei12 @KaptainKrunch97 Tell them their decision was arrogant, and shortsighted and wrong! The people don't wish to have forty online account to play their games! Those in other countries may never be able to return!. The Anjin believes your decision unwise.
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@benkephart @jaketropolis @JorgeNorf Besides which, House remained active so being in cryostasis would've kind of defeated the point.
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@paleonormie "Such a normal picture of me" and she has enough bangles and bracelets to fill a bronze age chieftain's burial mound.
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@JeanlucBB0 @Foreman42657384 @ReviewsPossum Your hypothesis that you can't be both neurotypical and not like raw tomatoes is so funny.
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@JeanlucBB0 @ReviewsPossum No I just don't like the taste and texture of raw tomatoes. "If you don't like raw chicken but you like cooked chicken it's just because you've had poor quality chicken".
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@gdholtby @NeeedlesEye Something to the effect of."We won't even be able to get it this year"."What year IS it?"."*chuckles* Right?".
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@blocbeacon Is it still propaganda if it makes a decent point and doesn't actually have to embellish or exaggerate?.
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@FogFish4 @jungerexcerpts @coldhealing @aestheticist_ Are you talking about the Rebellion against the foreign country that had been occupying them for 250 years of years, during which time said foreign country waged a brutal war of conquest and engineered a famine that killed and displaced millions?.
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@northstardoll You can bust your friends' balls on certain occassions and also be sincere and affectionate on others
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@Empty_America @sharghzadeh Yes an innocent hobby and a pote tially life threatening condition that negatively affects almost all areas of life are definitely the same.
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@TheQuestBro @ShitpostRock Edmund Kemper said basically said as much, he also pointed out he would've never been caught if he hadn't turned himself in.
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@DaveDologite @stan_okl @joshmccrain Vegas is a metonym for the American spirit the way Washington DC is for its government.
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@francescaaahhhh There's an anecdote about her and some other female celebrity getting into a lighthearted argument and Jodie whipping out "nobody ever shot the president for you".
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@ericbau76738137 @byPeterParadise I mean there is a program for vets to go over and basically be mercenaries for the national parks. If you're not a vet I'm sure you could just buy a gun and pop over there and ask them if they want a hand.
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@virgoscomet Yes, it's either "do absolutely nothing" or "do ALL that", with no middle ground whatsoever.
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@dr__submarine "One part white rum, one aprt coconut liquer and one foamed egg white. I call it "whites only".
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@TrueSlazac "Goebells was an effective propaganda minister"."Are you saying a Literal Nazi (TM) was ever skilled at anything? DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT MEANS YOU AGREE WITH EVERYTHING HE SAID?".
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@arjie @SwingsBrah At least it was a cow just doing what it does, rather than a person deliberately ruining your stuff.
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@CkLorentzen @Aella_Girl Are you implying that men engaging in illicit sexual activity while married may not be the most honest and transparent people on earth?.
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@AChillGhost I think its the fact that Guinnness is nitrogenated so it has more, lighter bubbles per mass and monster is carbonated and also loaded with sugar.
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@jungerexcerpts @coldhealing @aestheticist_ Most people who use terms like "high trust society" would agree that 1914 Ireland was one.
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@ING2Firebrand "You ate the last ripe peach? But the kids love peaches"."Honey it's the last peach in the kitchen not in the universe I can go get more peaches".
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@ChivalryGuild @Nikolaoz I figured the ". and that's why you think this is an attempted dunk rather than just illustrative" was implied but I guess I have to explicitly say it.
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@ParadigmCityy @RevClownn Almost like he's kind of a shitty person and the comic is about him growing up whereas the movie was about, uh, video games or some shit.
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@_navierstokes @theComposer79 @PaulSkallas Speculating but because jurisdictions get muddy, lots of red tape, dump sites with the same MO can be located in disparate places. Quicker and easier to just write it off, after all, who's going to come looking for them? Serial killers are aware of this too.
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@bf_crane I had a slight chuckle when he thought "once she sees you'll do anything she says she's bound to respect you". Otherwise it's not particularly amusing.
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@KaylaAncrum It's a beautiful concept but I don't think anyone could execute it in a satisfying way.
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@PigSchlonger @ThatSamWinkler It's not a great quest, its still "crawl through dunge-er SPACE OUTPOST, shoot all the generic enemies and get loot at the end" it just has some clever/funny little window dressing.
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@theComposer79 @PaulSkallas That's what they've always been. The ones that gained fame and notoriety were exceptions that preyed on young college girls and suburban grandmas.
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@woetoconquered @TheManlet_King You mean he heard about a role and used his connections to get an edge? Whoa that's so fucking crazy.
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@JoannaMang People think "life is like a box of chocolates" is from the Shahnameh but it's really from the 1994 film Forrest Gump based upon the book of the same name.
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@memeticsisyphus @CameronCorduroy Because the beneficiary did nothing to earn it? You can say it isn't wrong but it is unfair.
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@staffcommenter @mechanical_monk My laptop with the big Boeing sticker on it and a file that says "VERY SENSITIVE EXPERIMENTAL STEALTH BOMBER BLUEPRINTS" but it's a rambling txt document about how Taiwan is the real China.
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@nonregemesse @Caol_MacCormaic It's not any more poison that syrup of ipecac. He shouldn't have stolen from the other kid. Maybe this will teach him a valuable lesson (doubt).
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@McKean_enjoyer @KingIcespike Or if it's going to be disrespectful have the balls to do it to everyone.
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@AltHistCody The commercial that made the character popular only did so well because of the beleaguered husband and his monotone, resigned affectation. They mistakenly believed it to be Jake that captured our hearts and minds.
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@Forever_noir_ @acwTX @hostert_patrick Short story is that Irish immigrated, neighborhoods became enclaves of Irish that of course voted for Irish aldermen, councilmen, etc (Tammany Hall was the result of this) and those city magistrates appointed/started the fire and police departments.
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@FogFish4 @jungerexcerpts @coldhealing @aestheticist_ For the most part you had to be an active participant in the occupation to get fucked with. High trust isn't "nothing bad happens".
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@memeticsisyphus @CameronCorduroy Right so they didn't do anything to create that state of affairs.
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@KKalvaitis Does anyone not know this? Does anyone actually really believe that a 50 year old former Catholic deacon is intentionally making reference to hemp flowers that Mexican laborers and jazz musicians smoked?.
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@eadingas @paleonormie It's so funny watching people talk like he was some little sheltered pipsqueak.
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@vulturecorso @hmmmcurious But that's objectively true. I mean people used to die younger for sure but if you made it to adolescence you had a good chance of making it to 60.
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@Very__Regular @davidslavick You implied it when you said "if you don't run a red light you won't get a ticket" which implies that everyone who gets a ticket actually ran the light, implying the system has a 0% error rate.
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@_Juicebanner @mustachetoilet Also the legal wrangling would be a real fucking drag. Even if it's clear self defense now you have to go to court, I imagine more than once.
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@reddit_lies But really it isn't any of his business. He's 15, he doesn't know anything. When at do you mean he just happened to find these pictures? He was snooping. Let's see his search history.
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@posting_forever "Haha he died at 90 years old after over 100 attempts by the CIA to assassinate him" Yeah seems like a pretty big w.
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@CrankyFed I've usually heard this in the context of, for instance, eating a worm or coloring on the wall.
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@tennisundhund @LadyVoldemort09 @woofnight I'm shocked you don't. At some point they will be alone with their feeling and have to learn how to cope without some guiding hand. Leaving them with a sitter for two hours is good practice.
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@ericbau76738137 @byPeterParadise *but without combat training/experience you'll probably be more of a liability panicky Pete nervous Nelly than an asset Chad animal protector.
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@AndrewSshi Essentially everything is "governed" by local lords, more like 14th century France where the king was.
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@NateAFischer @JohnFugelsang "How can you point out my actions are inconsistent with my professed ideology if you don't also subscribe to it?" Probably the biggest self-tell meme ever made.
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@yezzir999 @ohwenjonez @ElijahSchaffer So what makes somebody off limits for having their appearance made fun of? Is it being healthy? Is it being alive? Is it being rich? I think what really makes somebody off limits is whether or not they agree with you.
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@animefanatic781 @flatpancakesss He's obsessed with that letter. Something about it "being the unknown factor". Which is self-defeating because if you apply it as a name to a thing you've defined it as a factor.
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@Momus_47 @Blackheart_Opus @Saturn_Shuttle If you watched that in a vacuum without internet access you wouldn't side with the humans, you're just parroting some "based" youtuber.
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@sorkincel No, they don't. It's never enough. The in-group must continually get smaller, more radical, more performative. "I'm not attracted to men" isn't a statement that can substitute a personality or coherent worldview.
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@AdrianCovert @stan_okl He's German so if you're a stranger and you make eye contact and subtly nod your head it would be seen as grossly intimate.
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@StilichoReads Littlefinger's whole storyline (not counting the stuff that happens after the books because it's shite) is about him maneuvering politically. The whole crux of the first season was Cersei trying to ensure her sons succession, that's not political?.
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@memeticsisyphus I mean, it is bad luck. People's choices affect other people's luck, we live in an interconnected world and nothing is truly separate or independent but that doesn't mean luck doesn't exist.
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@AltHistCody Germany couldn't conquer one island 20 miles away, what're they gonna do to America?.
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@finniethep00h @Kokush16 It doesn't really matter if someone is happy being themselves if they're uglier does it?.
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@lilteeara @greentexts_bot He's constantly trying to better himself, without a goal or purpose other than just that: self-improvement.
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@OutlawObscenity @lucacadamo Those things are usually drugged the to gills or spend modt of their time in a large enclosure and only wander around indoors when its time for a new instagram video.
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@sophianegativa But it's not some nebulous unwritten social rule, it's something you asked him specifically not to do.
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@hyprturing @build_boost "How do you grow so much food"."Big farms"."How do they yield so many crops"."Well we figured out how to synthesize ammonia"."Wot?".
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@Kblan93 @GrumpyCatterman Yes, you're not short term material because you're not attractive and charming enough, but you're long term material because you're a stable provider so I'm willing to overlook the former".
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@EPM106 It's unironically more intuitive. If it was hot outside and you had to assign a number to how hot it was without ever having used any system of measuring the temperature, 85 makes more sense than 40.
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@Trey_Explainer "Death Valley" is a name you would expect to find in Mordor but its actuslly on buddy's route.
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