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@danker_hank
"I broke up with her then dated a Filipino, a Korean, a Vietnamese and an Indonesian and they all felt the same way. Why is everyone so irrationally hateful of Japan??"
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@LemanWalters
@EvanMcM
A batman film? Being cheesy and hamfisted? Did you think the part where he goes to a monastery to learn the secrets of stealth from a Northern Irish ninja was a little unrealistic too? It's a comic book movie.
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@deepfates
"The Welsh invented using sheep intestine as a condom, but the English invented taking it out if the sheep first"
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@Prolemasses
This is like saying "they tell you battleships float but battleships are made of metal, which is denser than water 🤔"
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@Takaya_Kei12
@KaptainKrunch97
Tell them their decision was arrogant, and shortsighted and wrong! The people don't wish to have forty online account to play their games! Those in other countries may never be able to return!
The Anjin believes your decision unwise
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@benkephart
@jaketropolis
@JorgeNorf
Besides which, House remained active so being in cryostasis would've kind of defeated the point.
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@paleonormie
"Such a normal picture of me" and she has enough bangles and bracelets to fill a bronze age chieftain's burial mound
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@gdholtby
@NeeedlesEye
Something to the effect of
"We won't even be able to get it this year"
"What year IS it?"
"*chuckles* Right?"
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@blocbeacon
Is it still propaganda if it makes a decent point and doesn't actually have to embellish or exaggerate?
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@northstardoll
You can bust your friends' balls on certain occassions and also be sincere and affectionate on others
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@ericbau76738137
@byPeterParadise
I mean there is a program for vets to go over and basically be mercenaries for the national parks. If you're not a vet I'm sure you could just buy a gun and pop over there and ask them if they want a hand
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@virgoscomet
Yes, it's either "do absolutely nothing" or "do ALL that", with no middle ground whatsoever.
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@dr__submarine
"One part white rum, one aprt coconut liquer and one foamed egg white. I call it "whites only"
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@TrueSlazac
"Goebells was an effective propaganda minister"
"Are you saying a Literal Nazi (TM) was ever skilled at anything? DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT MEANS YOU AGREE WITH EVERYTHING HE SAID?"
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@CkLorentzen
@Aella_Girl
Are you implying that men engaging in illicit sexual activity while married may not be the most honest and transparent people on earth?
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@AChillGhost
I think its the fact that Guinnness is nitrogenated so it has more, lighter bubbles per mass and monster is carbonated and also loaded with sugar.
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@ChivalryGuild
@Nikolaoz
I figured the "...and that's why you think this is an attempted dunk rather than just illustrative" was implied but I guess I have to explicitly say it.
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@PigSchlonger
@ThatSamWinkler
It's not a great quest, its still "crawl through dunge-er SPACE OUTPOST, shoot all the generic enemies and get loot at the end" it just has some clever/funny little window dressing
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@woetoconquered
@TheManlet_King
You mean he heard about a role and used his connections to get an edge? Whoa that's so fucking crazy
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@JoannaMang
People think "life is like a box of chocolates" is from the Shahnameh but it's really from the 1994 film Forrest Gump based upon the book of the same name.
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@nonregemesse
@Caol_MacCormaic
It's not any more poison that syrup of ipecac. He shouldn't have stolen from the other kid. Maybe this will teach him a valuable lesson (doubt)
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@AltHistCody
The commercial that made the character popular only did so well because of the beleaguered husband and his monotone, resigned affectation. They mistakenly believed it to be Jake that captured our hearts and minds.
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@McKean_enjoyer
@KingIcespike
Or if it's going to be disrespectful have the balls to do it to everyone.
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@KKalvaitis
Does anyone not know this? Does anyone actually really believe that a 50 year old former Catholic deacon is intentionally making reference to hemp flowers that Mexican laborers and jazz musicians smoked?
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@eadingas
@paleonormie
It's so funny watching people talk like he was some little sheltered pipsqueak.
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@Very__Regular
@davidslavick
You implied it when you said "if you don't run a red light you won't get a ticket" which implies that everyone who gets a ticket actually ran the light, implying the system has a 0% error rate.
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@_Juicebanner
@mustachetoilet
Also the legal wrangling would be a real fucking drag. Even if it's clear self defense now you have to go to court, I imagine more than once
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@CrankyFed
I've usually heard this in the context of, for instance, eating a worm or coloring on the wall
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@posting_forever
"Haha he died at 90 years old after over 100 attempts by the CIA to assassinate him" Yeah seems like a pretty big w
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@ericbau76738137
@byPeterParadise
*but without combat training/experience you'll probably be more of a liability panicky Pete nervous Nelly than an asset Chad animal protector
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@AndrewSshi
Essentially everything is "governed" by local lords, more like 14th century France where the king was
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@yezzir999
@ohwenjonez
@ElijahSchaffer
So what makes somebody off limits for having their appearance made fun of? Is it being healthy? Is it being alive? Is it being rich? I think what really makes somebody off limits is whether or not they agree with you
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@animefanatic781
@flatpancakesss
He's obsessed with that letter. Something about it "being the unknown factor". Which is self-defeating because if you apply it as a name to a thing you've defined it as a factor.
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@StilichoReads
Littlefinger's whole storyline (not counting the stuff that happens after the books because it's shite) is about him maneuvering politically. The whole crux of the first season was Cersei trying to ensure her sons succession, that's not political?
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@AltHistCody
Germany couldn't conquer one island 20 miles away, what're they gonna do to America?
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@lilteeara
@greentexts_bot
He's constantly trying to better himself, without a goal or purpose other than just that: self-improvement.
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@sophianegativa
But it's not some nebulous unwritten social rule, it's something you asked him specifically not to do
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@OutlawObscenity
@lucacadamo
Those things are usually drugged the to gills or spend modt of their time in a large enclosure and only wander around indoors when its time for a new instagram video
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@EPM106
It's unironically more intuitive. If it was hot outside and you had to assign a number to how hot it was without ever having used any system of measuring the temperature, 85 makes more sense than 40.
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@JeremyTate41
Here's the translation of all three versions of this letter for those wondering
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@Thor_Odinson
@WomenPostingLs
Not really, a date doesn't mean you're monogamous. It's a Grey area, and I can't fault the guy for leaving, I would, but it's not as bad as cheating
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@Bolverk15
@meme_space_nine
Or, you know, his brand is premodern arms and armor...so he wears that.
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@lib_crusher
We could have had a capitalist Ally in Southeast Asia if we just hadn't invaded and left them to their own devices because Ho Chi Minh actually kind of liked the US and they probably would have gotten sick of Communism inside a generation
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@woetoconquered
@RosenbergRiver
@TheManlet_King
Except he didn't do that. It wasn't his students information
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@Aristos_Revenge
@sahar_tartak
If you look at Lee as a symbol of religious devotion there's something wrong with you
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@AndrewSshi
For some reason the second part of my sentence was cut off: "where the king was nominally in charge but in practice his dukes would do whatever they wanted".
Tbf writing the HRE would make it more confusing than it already is
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@Paragondvp
@RichardBacula
@MishaBurnett
@AndrewIlyrian
"Oh no! The consequences of my own actions! I got drunk far from home late at night and now I have to walk home, how could this ever have been prevented"
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@Arathian2
@maiamindel
@Uptheleft
And that's very nice for you,two lightweights duking it out in the corner
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@vocalcry
If you consciously choose to do it then it's not a disorder, if you have a disorder then you have an irrational compulsion
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@DanielleM0116
@DenyMilkshakes
I mean, I think it's weird to go "hooknoses and banks? These are clearly jews". There's no other stereotype, they're not portrayed as being tricksters or misers or seceretly in control of the media or anything. I don't think it was an intentional Jewish analog
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@DanielleM0116
@DenyMilkshakes
They have hook noses, a common traits of.goblins in folklore, and they run banks, which is a natural analog of the gnome/goblin/dwarf folklore of them being miners and metalworkers who hoard treasure
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@wanyeburkett
He's clearly not trying as hard as he could not to injure anyone since he's pressing the go forward pedal
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@GirlFawkes_
@Damian_J77
@PoliticalMuffy
You've never had to make a choice that difficult and I hope you never do. But you're not morally superior for having had an easy life
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@catshouldnt
That cat has been sitting on the faces of hospice patients and getting away with it for yeara
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@LookAtMyMeat1
I think Tolkien's aesthetic sensibility that good is beautiful and bad is ugly has been outmoded since his time (please don't kill me)
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@DelaneyLJordan
But speaking to specific human experiences is to speak to a commonality. Authenticity resonates, even if I didn't grow up eating Nonna's sfogliatella in Italy
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@AlphaTraderTW
@calvinfroedge
>people can commit crimes with no consequence now
Says the guy advocating someone literally get away with murder (double murder)
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@GringoStah
@upstatefederlst
It's so funny to be like "I'm scared of walking home alone late at night drunk" but getting drunk alone at night far from home. To me it seems manipulative, like a guilt trip
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@EudaimoniaEsq
I cold-approached my current girlfriend and it worked out. She thought I was an asshole the first time we spoke but after going on a date she realized I was just mildly autistic
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@ArcarimOCE
@okimstillhungry
@ItsFlowBM
So the pipes are heated? How does it immediately come out hot the second you turn it on?
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@bjorksunibrow
Or just omitting some information. "Hey can we put a pin in these plans, something came up"
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@KKalvaitis
That just seems like a Jackson gag. He was mostly known for over the top gore horror before he did LotR. If you asked him if he legitimately believed Tolkien was referencing blazing dank nugs he would likely say no.
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@Zaza_Demon420
@esjesjesj
That was a modern interpretation set in California in the 2000s so it would be weirder if there were no black people in the movie.
15th century Verona, Italy is a different story
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@azzzertyy
@triku__
@cryptodaaddy
@Krootzy
@SuperFellaSheep
@willsgardevoir
Lmao the irony in posting thus, totally ignorant that it's pretty common to have an ID before 18 all over the world
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@TuckerPhantasm
@Gravantus
What is this "parable" from? It sounds like an old folk tale from somewhere that imported Buddhism and then just dressed up their local folk stories with it.
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@tridoza
I love that nothing is ever intentional. Anytime anyone brings up "hey maybe this is a transparent visual metaphor" it's always "no ur dumb animators have no sense of filmic language because they're overworked, symbolism is never intentional and doesn't exist"
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@m23walker
@Bolverk15
@meme_space_nine
He...doesn't look like he's playing dress up? Even with the plate skirt? Listen if you want to hate on Shad there's tons of reasons without needing to arbitrarily nitpick every single thing he does.
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@GeneralDaddyMac
@GratefultoJesus
@CommunistsEgirl
@sbsun
Who do you think is paying for that insurance
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@VerysaneGravey2
@StatisticUrban
"Right to life" doesn't cover not starving? What happens if you starve, you become a vampire?
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@ObtainerOf
Sir the based department is trying to reach out to you about your extended basedness
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@ikisnick
The difference being that for 10$ you theoretically own all the music on the CD indefinitely. You have to keep paying the 10$ for the service to keep the music and they can decide on a whim to just up the price or deactivate your account. For a years worth of access, you pay 120$
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@AChillGhost
Oh nvm it's a Monster nitro so it's also nitrogenated. I won't delete as a monument to my stupidity
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@LilFormers
It is finished. They have all the episodes banked. They chose to do this as a narrative thing. It's a retarded narrative thing, but it has nothing to do with finishing the episodes
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@ReviewsPossum
@Core52432704
Comparing hilly forests with one of the thickest rainforest jungles on the planet is quite the thing to say
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@TuckerPhantasm
@Gravantus
Yeah, again, it comes off to me (not an expert) like a yokai story from local tradition that got a coat of Buddhist paint by the temple. It's interesting how Buddhism seems like it syncretizes more with local tradition than a lot of other religions
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