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Dennis Grayson

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"I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to ABSOLUTELY NO ONE!" -Mahatma Gandhi Namaste, bitches. (Available for children's parties.)

Exurb of Birmingham, AL, USA
Joined November 2012
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@thedgrayson
Dennis Grayson
5 years
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@Bhamsilver205 @MiMagaWatch Don't tell them. Let them believe we all play banjo and marry our sisters. Hopefully, that will keep all the liberal assholes away.
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@TheMidwestWolf @its_The_Dr The tea should have already BEEN back in the harbor again by now, but we were trying to play nice. Now we have to cross a line we never wanted to cross. Turns out, when you unendingly provoke people toward revolution, you get one.
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@vannacee @its_The_Dr That number is low. But I like how you're thinking.
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@its_The_Dr It's time to Fuck back. 🖕
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@GuntherEagleman Worse. They were in on it. Shit's about to get wild. Ever seen a revolution before? I mean, up close? 'Cause you're about to...
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@shiwajimusic @dyingscribe Turns out, when you unendingly provoke people toward a revolution, you get one.
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@NatashaCL7 Not if I eat one of them first they don't. 🦞 🤷‍♂️
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@RepRashida Unfortunately, you and your party can no longer be taken seriously at this point. You are being mocked openly for your hypocrisy and ridiculousness.
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@libsoftiktok If the information is not thorough and immediately forthcoming then: A. People will be fired for incompetence Or B. People will be fired under suspicion of conspiracy to commit the murder of the leading opposition party candidate Either way, it's about to be someone's ass 🤷‍♂️
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@BernieSanders I'm sorry, but you can no longer be taken seriously.
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@Camel_Crushin Win-Win 👍
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@magills_ "You like balls...?" "How 'bout THESE BALLS!"
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@TheRealZBlog Anytime someone says they don't want to see proof of my side of the story, I check out pretty quickly after that. Have a nice life. Or don't. Whatever... ✌️
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@elonmusk I want my money back.
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@PatekPhillip420 @cosyposter I identify as: Tired/of this/Nonsense
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@PondFrenAnon @cosyposter Make it $250K, and still No.
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@josh_seiter I think we're finding out in real time who the more inclusive party is. Ignore the detractors. Thank you for helping Make America Great Again. ✊🏼
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