I'm very confused at what happenned to the physics. Did physics come to a halt? Why did she go down so slow?

Same result, and I'm not going to argue. I feel so good to know I'm not the only one

WoW! The end!

A robot just passed a test specifically designed to prove you’re not a robot. He just beat the test

Advice to all men. 1.- you approach a woman from the front. 2.- You ask to shake her hand and introduce yourself. 3.- If she accepts you continue the dialogue, ask for a dance or a drink or whatever you feel like. Simple manners! You never approach from behind and start grabbing

The dinner was heating up until... She decided who got to eat and who just had to watch

Pick up the color of the woman of your dreams

We die of grief, and they die of laughter

I have a lot of respect for current fashion, but the classics are the best. I prefer real men, true gentlemen, well-dressed, well-spoken, with good character... Manliness is being lost.

He's getting ready for the ride 🔥🔥 Do you think women over 40 can handle something like that?

When you go to the eye doctor on Friday... People who love alcohol will read this quickly Maybe better to go to your doctor on a Monday

Unlocking a new method of rage baiting. A colleague like that is no better than an enemy

A word to the wise is enough... These are usually the best quotes but... will just one be enough?

There's nothing to say to this guy: she calmed down, washed up, freshened up, looked gorgeous with a new look, did her laundry, and even helped the guy relieve his stress. Could you ask for anything more?