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@dr__submarine
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3 months
I think a second order effect of mass deportations will be a lot of white guys will return to or enter construction jobs and quality will improve
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@dr__submarine
Dr. Submarine 🐳
2 years
Modern job applications are humiliation rituals which are designed to waste as much of your time as possible.
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10 months
Interesting how the Car Dealership Employee phenotype transcends racial and ethnic lines. There are no white, brown, or black people in this video. Just Car Dealership People.
@GuyDealership
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We’re back
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2 years
No one tells you that at age 30 or so, your desire to socialize with random people absolutely plummets.
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@dr__submarine
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1 year
Real Masculinity is:. Calling your friends gay .Punching down .Making fun of minorities .Ripping cigs .Volunteering .Calling people pussies .Supporting one another.
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@dr__submarine
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3 months
Trump won . Liberals are demoralized . It’s time to bring back the Ford Excursion
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Dr. Submarine 🐳
3 months
“You have to clean toilets and deliver pizzas so you can buy everything in cash. Work your job and NEVER take risks.” . “Like you did?”. “Me? Fuck no. I made hundreds of millions of dollars from real estate”
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Dr. Submarine 🐳
2 years
“Yeahhhhh uh lemme get two packs of Camel menthols and 3 Powerballs…and uh give me a can of Grizzly straight too, would ya”
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@dr__submarine
Dr. Submarine 🐳
1 year
Got rich off high trust, homogenous, USA, but takes shots at it every time he can . Cries about factories closing, yet supports every policy and politician who closes them . Talks like a tough New Jersey guy, and extols blue collar—spends his time in Malibu. Ultimate Boomer
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Dr. Submarine 🐳
2 years
“Karen” is a racial slur that has been normalized . Imagine calling all annoying black women “Shanequias”.
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Dr. Submarine 🐳
7 months
It’s insane that Brock Lesnar is a real person . Imagine facing this dude in high school
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Dr. Submarine 🐳
2 years
Fiancé works with zoomer underlings and they legitimately just do not do work . They’ve had to fire 4 of them as a last resort, after numerous warnings and conversations . It’s easy to chalk it up as laziness, but there seems to be a deeper problem.
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8 months
Top comments on an Instagram video of blacks screaming on a plane 🧐
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1 year
I’ve noticed a lot of young black people who launch “businesses” that don’t really do/sell anything. I know one guy whose businesses is just posting pictures of himself in suits on Instagram . Another guy who rants incoherently on FB live then launches GoFundMes for “projects”.
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2 years
This is the most underrated region in the United States
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Dr. Submarine 🐳
1 year
“Get out of the cities” . I hate to break it to you, but there is no escaping this. My wife is from a small rural town. 5%+ of her graduating class is now “trans”. They are shipping Africans to rural Maine. Stand and fight, or perish. There is no place left to run.
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Chicago is Toast
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suggestion when I ask what's the solution? Get out of Chicago. Mind you, this is coming from someone who's a full-blooded, born and raised Chicagoan. THAT frightens me more than anything to be honest. When so many who were born & raised here tell me to get the hell out. 9/9.
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@dr__submarine
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When all is set and done and the Indians exit the USA, they will leave behind zero cultural impact or legacy . It’ll be like they were never here.
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2 years
What the FUCK is the point of a pergola?
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2 years
I think the reason a lot of Gen Z people suffer from “anxiety” is that on a deep, subconscious level, they realize they are completely without the agency to navigate the world: no social skills, no combat skills, no sense of community, no common sense.
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1 year
Alcoholic dads get a bad rap, but no one’s talking about how a lot of them used alcohol to get through 30 years or so of working a job they hated so they could provide for their families.
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2 years
I know a dude from high school who has had a podcast for like 6+ years, and each episode gets like 11 streams . I feel like he read a book that said “you gotta keep going, no matter what…keep grinding” when in reality he desperately needs to throw in the towel.
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Dr. Submarine 🐳
2 years
I sincerely think the “grind in your 20s, party in your 30s” guys are dead wrong . I have much more money in my early 30s than I did in my 20s, but partying isn’t as half as fun . Your not gonna recapture the energy, the freedom, the beauty of 22, no matter how much $ ya got.
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1 year
There’s a unique kind of guy that exists in America . Usually handsome, good at sports, goofy, and extremely nice to everyone. Has a hot wife, a bunch of kids who adore him, works as a fireman or a salesman. Even the people who want to hate him can’t . Golden retriever phenotype.
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8 months
Pretty remarkable that decades of coordinated demoralization has failed to break the German spirit . I think they are actually “built different”.
@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
8 months
NEW - Viral video shows young people singing "Germany for the Germans, foreigners out, foreigners out" on the island of Sylt, Germany.
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Dr. Submarine 🐳
2 years
White guys with black guy haircuts trigger an instant aggression response in me. There must be some deep blood memory somewhere of my ancestors battling Wiggers
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“The first thing we’re gonna do is institute a NO JORDAN SNEAKER policy. That way, we can keep out UNRULY PATRONS. Next, we’re gonna brand it as a country music bar, because UNRULY PATRONS don’t like COUNTRY MUSIC. Last, we’re gonna introduce a couple of signature cocktails…”
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2 years
(Blacks vote for Democrats at 9-1 margins). (Illegal immigrants come to their neighborhood) . “Now wait up man…hol up…”.
@dareal88keyz
ONLY 2 GENDERS🇺🇸
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This is what black Chicago is dealing with now. They planted these illegal immigrants in black neighborhoods and now this. But one thing for sure we gonna fight not flee
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5 months
“2024? So what’s it like? You must have hover boards, and space travel, and under water cities, right?!?”. “Uhhh…not quite. We spend all of our money so that black women can have 7 children and not work, and illegal South Americans can have health insurance” . “What the fuck?”
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2 years
Unpopular opinion, but I would absolutely AVOID a “based right wing” chick . You want a girl who has no clue who Alex Jones is.
@JustTeej__
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2 years
Went on a date last night. Statements she made:. - "I despise the World Economic Forum".- "I think Alex Jones is hilarious".- "Here's a picture of me with Ron Paul back in 2008".- "We will simply outbreed the communists". Boys, have I struck a gold mine or a Fed?.
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My biggest pet peeve is when blacks come to majority white spaces like bars and parties, then proceed to make fun of the whites dancing and having silly, well natured fun . Sorry we’re not grinding on one another and shooting each other in the parking lot—we’re so square!!!.
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2 years
This guy embodies “Reddit Masculinity”. “Epic bacon time! I freakin’ love whiskey! But we also need to hold our noses and vote for Joe Biden, because Sexism and Racism is totally not epic masculinity™️”
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2 years
It’s interesting watching all nonlibtard whites, even those in the city, slowly adopt redneck/southern white culture& aesthetic. Pickup trucks, country music, cowboy boots etc . It’s like they recognize “Country” as the only white culture vital enough to survive and protect them
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1 year
Taylor swift is undoubtedly beautiful but the way she maneuvers is so awkward and graceless it makes me significantly less attracted to her.
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1 year
I dated a chick who was a smoking hot, crazy liberal and after our second date she said “I totally disagree with most everything you believe in, but the more time I spend with you the more I like hearing you talk about things” . Literally just be cool and handsome.
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Ugh. I hate lying about my political views for the sake of dating. @millennialergy
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1 year
Impossible to not love this guy @realErikDPrince
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2 years
Whites are so buck broken that they can only publicly celebrate victories like the repeal of affirmative action through the lens of “this hurt Asian students” . Never in a million years could any public figure say “this is good for White people, and that’s a good thing”.
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7 months
Read a New York Times article about the “far right” ascendancy in France and the top comment basically said “French people have created an incredible culture and they deserve a right to live without the government importing hostile foreigners against their will” 🤩 🤩🤩.
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1 year
Dads never get any slack . I know a woman whose Dad served in WWII at 19, and left her a lot of money after building a successful company over decades . She complains about him because he yelled and drank too much . He was in survival mode, sorry he wasn’t warm and fuzzy enough.
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Dr. Submarine 🐳
4 months
If you’re a girl and you’re at least moderately attractive, if you continue to throw yourself at a guy he will eventually fall in love with you.
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8 months
Poor in America: free housing, free food, free phone, free healthcare, endless scholarships for your kids, etc. Middle class in America: politicians hellbent on putting section 8 in your suburb, killing your kids with fentanyl, and replacing your job with a cheap immigrants
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2 years
There’s definitely Mexican neighborhoods I wouldn’t want to live in, but I’ve never felt the sense of dread and unease in a Mexican neighborhood that I feel in some black neighborhoods.
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2 years
A lot of black parents approach “good schools” as cargo cult. They think if they just send their kid to the “good school”, their kid will magically be a good student and will get good grades, with no effort put in on their end. Then, they’re frustrated when this isn’t the case.
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1 year
Redpill is these kids are gonna be skinny wiggers who have high T and enjoy almost perfect health.
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Dr. Submarine 🐳
2 years
Lots of bars catering to “influencers” . Buddy, a 115 pound white girl isn’t gonna keep your lights on. You NEED to be catering to alcoholics. Cops, firefighters: people with pensions. People who rip shots at 11am on a Wednesday.
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10 months
Every person in this video tips 5% on their restaurant tab . Every person in this video gets hammered at weddings, and leaves the bride and groom 50 bucks in the envelope . Every person in this video is very active on Snapchat and uses the filters a lot.
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3 months
If Trump would have bowed out after the 2020, he’d always be remembered as the “insurrectionist” who wanted to “destroy democracy”. Instead, he kept going, even after felonies and assassination attempts. Now, he is more beloved than ever…because of sheer will . Never give up.
@realDonaldTrump
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2 years
In my experience, guys are very rarely “intimidated” by woman . They probably just meet this chick and say “ehhh I don’t really want to deal with her every day for 20+ years”.
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2 years
The African American (AA) is the antithesis to everything cool about Europe . “We have this very clean very safe rail system…why would you need cars?”: AA. “We have this cool honor based market in this small village…why can’t you have that?”: AA. “Why do you need guns?”: AAA.
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1 year
My uncle made a fortune in business, lost it all in 2008 . His wife immediately, no bitching, no complaining, got a labor intensive, minimum wage job to help with expenses . The broad on Tik Tok saying “I need a guy who makes 250k” is not gonna step up like this.
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2 years
“Go Woke, Go Broke” is cope . Their goal isn’t to make money, their goal is to rewrite cultural history—to make medieval Britain 60% black, to make the Roman legionnaires transgender, to make our founding fathers women.
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I get the sense most of the guys in the Dissident Right probably didn’t easily fit in boxes growing up . Like me, maybe too curious and intelligent to fully fit in with the jocks, too normal and masculine to hang out with the nerds.
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1 year
The Irish: still doing jobs that Whites refuse to do.
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1 year
“Look, you can buy a condemned double wide trailer in New Pekin, Indiana for 28k and work at the local dog food processing plant for $13 an hour. The American dream is still alive!”
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2 years
Musk grew up in apartheid South Africa . He tweets a lot about birth rates and demographic shifts. Connect the dots…I think he’s wayyyy more red pilled than most people give him credit for.
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2 years
Even the “anti racists” know who I’m talking about, even without mentioning the group lmfao
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1 year
Most people launch businesses to provide a good or a service. Seems like a lot of these folks just want to be paid for existing or looking cool. Bizarre.
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1 year
Few appreciate the beauty and poetry of this. Taylor Swift IS white women age 25-28. They moved from their small town to the city. They partied. They dated various types of guys. But they ultimately settle down with the Midwestern football player. Beautiful.
@nypost
New York Post
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EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce plan to get engaged this summer: sources
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2 years
Every day he is proven more and more correct @PaulSkallas
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2 years
“Hey can you upload your resume…and also answer all of these questions…and also answer why you want this job…and also proved 9 letters of recommendation”.
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1 year
I know guys who are “making a living” off of music, but it is the most dystopian life possible. Playing 200+ dates a year. Constantly having to churn out bullshit “content”. Begging fans to crowdfund their next album. Uber Eats driving when they’re off tour. All for ~70k. Rough.
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@GioAyl94 Who gives a fuck.
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2 years
You just had to be a white midwesterner in 2008-2015. It’d hard to describe how good the vibes were. Music was awesome. College was great. No issues, no bullshit, bars were great, people were open books, the vibes were absolutely incredible. So FUN. Utopia
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Lot of shops/outfits today hire an army of illegals, pay them 15/hour, underbid all other outfits, and deliver shitty results, with a tacit agreement with the owner that “hey we’re doing this cheap” . This doesn’t work when you’re paying white guys 30/hr. You need to deliver.
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For the record, I think he is directionally correct on a lot of stuff, especially avoiding bad debt ie credit cards, cars, vacations etc . But there is definitely good debt, and he got rich in an industry that knows this more than any other.
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1 year
35k in Englewood. You can make 20 an hour flipping bricks on the corner, or stealing iPhones with the Kia boys . Don’t say the American dream is dead, say you don’t have the guts to commit armed robbery
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2 years
@empathyhaver Buddy dodged a bullet . Wife material would have shot back a funny comment (or maybe a nude, depends what type of wife you want).
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2 years
American guy who is rooting for a Mad-Max collapse of the economy because he owns $1k in Bitcoin and $500 in Ethereum.
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2 years
This movie holds up…big time
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2 years
It’s remarkable how many people don’t reflect on their home/work environments’s effect on their health . “I have really bad allergies” but haven’t cleaned their vents in 20 yrs. “I get bad headaches” and watch TV with a router next to their head . “I have anxiety”: you have MOLD.
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1 year
A huge problem is the US is people are born and raised in an upper middle class environment, go to a nice college, then come home and work for a successful company, so they believe that everyone in the US is as smart, reasonable, and decent as they and the people around them are.
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It’s wild what the average person will eat for lunch . A guy just ordered a large Italian beef, a cheese fry and a large coke . He’s gonna eat that, then go back to work . WILD.
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1 year
Whether or not a guy is willing to drive after drinking is a great indicator of masculinity and whether or not you wanna be friends with him . I’m not saying a guy should drive hammered, but If he is scared to drive after 3 beers, he’s a weirdo.
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The alcohol conversation is lacking a key consideration: gender. Guys should drink. Women should not drink.
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1 year
“We give the blacks ‘The Black National Anthem’, the Whites Reba, and the racially ambiguous Post Malone”
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2 years
Instagram is now an app designed to try and get men to jerk off.
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3 months
You talk to older guys and you realize how different work used to be . Evaluations you would fill out yourself . 2 hour boozy lunches every day . Tons of no show government jobs . People going out and getting hammered on Wednesdays and Thursdays . What killed it?
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The absolute ridiculousness of the job application system is probably why a lot of positions go unfilled…5 minutes in and I say “ehhh you know what, fuck it” . Invite me for an in person interview, you freaks.
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1 year
This guy is a moron.
@manofbert
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NEW: Oliver Anthony cancels Cotton Eyed Joe show citing $90-200 tickets. “My shows should never cost more than $40, ideally no more than $25.”
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@brophormLocal That want to do it for 15/hr***.
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2 years
I know a Chicago fireman who bought a parcel of land in Malibu area Cali in the 80s. Just let it chill there for years. Finally got around to building a modest house on it and retired there . I think about him often. Movie producers, actors, and this random Chicago firefighter.
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I didn’t realize how much alcoholism was embedded into my culture (Irish Catholic) until I hung out with my fiancé and her family and friends . One afternoon we were going to her friend’s kid’s 1st birthday . “Should we stop and pick up some beer and ice”. “Uh…no?”.
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Wisconsin is the promise of America fulfilled . Work a blue collar job, get a nice crib and land for cheap, some boats, some ATVs. Fish frys and bars in the winter, boats and the lake in the summer. Not a care in the world.
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2 years
If cortisol was a person
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2 years
Best thing to do when you are dealing with a group of Canadians like this is walk away and let it go. Lots of them got nothing to lose and low impulse control…you’re not gonna win. Even if you beat them in a fist fight, they go to the car and grab a gun.
@3xcelsiorZ
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They are thugs! #clownworld @libsoftiktok
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2 years
Got a new coworker. They showed a picture of her and she looked very attractive. 8/10. Shows up, and she is no joke 200lbs heavier than the picture. I feel seriously victimized.
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1 year
Vacation and travel is fun, but it is largely just a simulation and simulacrum of life. You go to Italy and expect to be immersed in the Italian countryside with your Italian friends, but in reality you are waiting in line at a tourist trap with 30 other Americans and Chinese.
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What travel/vacation opinion would have you like this?
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2 years
I used to be THE MAN at the bar…talk to everyone, swap stories…now I’m like “what the fuck am I doing here”.
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You know blacks are secretly LOVING the deportations.
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2 years
It’s hard for people to fathom, but from like 2004-2012 it seemed like we actually going to live in a post racial world.
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People on the right wing got to start trusting their gut more . I just look at Stephen Crowder, and listen to him speak, and immediately know he’s a total loser: therefore I would never take what he has to say seriously. Same thing with Fuentes
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2 years
It’s easy to call porn addicted guys losers or weirdos or coomers or whatever, but society did the equivalent of handing addicts bottomless crack pipes and said “hey have fun!”. No way my dad, and other dads, we’re having that convo w/ me. I feel bad for those dudes. Sad.
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2 years
@Martpoasting He’s on that Zac Efron Cro Magnon Stack
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“We call her Cocksucking Kamala, folks…yes…Cocksucking Kamala…because she’s sucked—frankly—lot of cocks…lot of cocks…”
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2 years
I would say 80%-90% of blacks think it’s ok to assault someone if they say something “racist”.
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2 years
Europeans like to think of themselves as hipper, cooler, and more refined than Americans, when in reality everything uncool or unhip Americans have done (suburbs, segregation, etc) was done for the purpose of avoiding black people.
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Dr. Submarine 🐳
2 years
The Ja Morant situation unfortunately illustrates how difficult it is for black guys to break away from “Black Culture”. 200 million deal, but he’s beating kids up, running around with guns, and acting hard. To further complicate things, he comes from a stable, 2 parent house
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Dr. Submarine 🐳
2 years
One of the saddest realizations in a man’s life is there’s no such thing as an Unappreciated or Secret Hot Girl . Growing up, you see the movies where the hot girl wears glasses or has weird hair, so no one realizes she’s hot . Doesn’t happen in real life: everyone knows
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Dr. Submarine 🐳
2 years
Went downtown to my favorite coffee shop (trans barista) and within 20 minutes . • a car almost hits an obese black women and her 4 kids, who all scream fuck you at the car .• every other car is blasting impossibly vulgar music .•smell of weed everywhere . Not a great look.
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Dr. Submarine 🐳
2 years
Why don’t black people replace the batteries in their smoke detectors?. Same reason that houses in the ghetto have fences falling over, roofs caving in, grass wildly overgrown, etc . MAINTENANCE…the black man’s kryptonite
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Dr. Submarine 🐳
2 years
I dated a girl who was put in birth control/adderoll at like 16. Certainly fucked with her head, and she had a lot of issues . She didn’t want to have kids because she was worried they’d be fucked up like her/she couldn’t take care of them. Does she deserve to be made fun of?.
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