I keep seeing these promoted #greenwashing tweets and I hope people know how transparently disingenuous these tarsands PR campaigns are. Thread…(1/8)

Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022)

@SwiftOnSecurity I miss that stuff so much. SimCity 2000 manual contained various essays on urban design and the nature of cities. TIE Fighter shipped with a 96 page novella about the player character.

@ExcelHumor

@Flyingclameleon @sam_alberti It’s kind of crazy that the vice president of the United States of America spends so much time arguing with people on Twitter

@LinkofSunshine

@tracewoodgrains lol what is going with the translate here?

@quibvs We’ve come full circle back to when pan&scan on VHS was cutting down films for home video, just in the opposite way

@wanyeburkett Real cities have a program like this to pick up yard waste for composting

But the account was only registered a month ago and the URL in the Twitter bio links to the same clickbait. Are these ad farms picking random actual businesses in other countries to impersonate?

@JDVance Is he a smol bean little kid who doesn’t know any better or is he a grown adult mature and responsible enough to work at a major government agency? You gotta pick one.

@moebius_strip i did not have "the Omnicause now includes canadian nationalism" on my 2025 bingo card

@katrosenfield Are you going cross-country in downhill skis?

@LinkofSunshine Left his wife and kids TO BE with a stripper Though the idea that he got a stripper to babysit his kids (and wife??) (while he was where?) is admittedly funnier

@Halalcoholism Millennials are ascending to power, for better and for worse

@magor__missabib @tracewoodgrains But they kind of do like the racism, is the thing

@ZaidJilani You’re expecting a bit much of the current crop of right wing reactionaries, they’re not exactly Cotton Hill

@jetskitosway2 I’d never heard this one before, am I wrong to think it sounds crazy similar to Beck’s “Loser”?