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Chief Executive Officer @vigilantnews. Journalist @gatewaypundit. Instigator @censoreddottv. Founder @slightlyoffens. Checkout my shows & network links below

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I have such an immense respect for full time moms . My wife needed some time today to get a haircut so I have the boys in the morning . Wow! The amount of coordination & patience it takes to manage little ones while trying to complete basic tasks . You moms out there are amazing!
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BREAKING: @elonmusk says journalists with “they/them” pronouns in bio will pay a $16 monthly fee instead of the standard $8 for verification because “they” identify as multiple people.
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Why aren’t we encouraging our girls to pursue jobs like this? We need true equality
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Modest clothing yet every guy looks. Is there something attractive to being classy that society has lost? .
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Bullet proof safe rooms in schools. WTF
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Chat GPT will make fun of Jesus but not Muhammad
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I wish our founding fathers could see the progress we’ve made
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The power washer hero we didn’t know we needed
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This is how to deal with shoplifters
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How did one of the largest egg production plants burn down during a national egg shortage?
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Reminder. Neither are my kids
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A 78 yr old man campaigned from his basement . Picks one of the most unpopular VP’s. Receives the most votes of any candidate in history at 4am . Confirmed in the middle of the night . An empty inauguration. 20,000 troops to protect him. & nobody can question any part of it. Wow.
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You asked for $25 minimum wage . You get: First fully automated McDonalds in Texas
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Holy shit, what a f*cking waste
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Obesity almost killed this child. It’s crazy to think being fat won’t hurt you or your family until it does. Obesity kills . Take care of yourselves fam!.
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Windy AF here today and the stroller rolled away….Thank god a man catches the stroller before anything bad happens to this lady’s baby. 😱
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BREAKING: Trump supporters have breached the Capitol building, tearing down 4 layers of security fencing and are attempting to occupy the building — fighting federal police who are overrun . This is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Thousands, police can’t stop them
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Women literally watch the entire country collapsing . Border flooding our nation with millions of criminals . Dollar losing value every single day . And go, “you know what matters to me this election? Killing my own baby!” . Women’s suffrage was a mistake. Repeal the 19th.
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Women literally do this and wonder why there has been restrictions on them in every culture throughout all of history
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We’re supposed to work 40+ hours a week . For 40 years . At a job we hate. To end up here? There has to be more to life
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NEW: RFK Jr. says there will be COVID trials once appointed as Secretary of HHS. Says the Trump admin will use RICO filings to break up big pharmaceutical cartels and punish corruption with severe legal penalties. So it begins.
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Stop sending me this sh*t 😡
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After 50 years how did we manage to make refrigerators less useful?
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BREAKING: Lizzo had a mental breakdown in Los Angeles
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Just a reminder that this is the author who replaced images of the black kid with a “Getty stock image” of a random white kid . When describing the attack on the 9 year old girl in a school bus . Wonder why she did that?
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So true
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Victoria’s Secret advertisement in 2030
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They’re TRIGGERED now when a STRAIGHT guy doesn’t want to have SEX with a transgender .
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BREAKING: As the new Twitter Blue is rolling out, some users are upset. When selecting your “sex” option in the profile it only has “male, female, & other” . If a user selects “other” — a “seek mental help” pop-up box appears & the app makes them “auto-follow” @libsoftiktok. WTF.
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BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani says they've tracked enough ineligible votes to flip the election in favor of Trump.
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He's so real for this
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588,000 dislikes - when will Hollywood learn?
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A legend is born
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“That’s my nigga @joerogan, fuck the noise”
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*When you walk past a pride parade
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3.4 million views and 500k likes. The people know
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Pentagon has an accounting error of $6.2 Billion USD. 72 hours later the Wagner group stages a military coup against Moscow.
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“Mixed race kids just look better” . Mixed race kids:
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They gave more prison time to Americans for trespassing on January 6th, 2021. Than they did to a co-conspirator who robbed Americans of billions of dollars.
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JUST IN - Caroline Ellison sentenced to two years in prison for her role in FTX, Sam Bankman-Fried, crypto fraud — Axios
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Battle breaks out between Trump supporters and teenagers 😂
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Stop exaggerating, trans issues aren’t that big of a deal . Nobody is forcing anything on you or your family . It’s not like we are openly shipping trans flags to your doorstep
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No way
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BREAKING: tonight’s Dallas riot was pre-planned. Organizers were directing the crowd where to go. They had pallets of 100 bricks ready for rioters. They were yelling to the crowd “go left, there are 100 bricks on the corner over there”. This wasn’t random chaos. More info to come.
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People attracted to this are lying
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The most important video of 2020.
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Never forget what they took form us
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All the people who defended the vaccine are awfully quiet these days.
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TikToker visits Japan and can’t comprehend how the cities are so much . Cleaner, nicer, safe, and high tech than USA cities . He says they don’t even compare. Tons of comments mystified for the same reason. Any guess as to what the difference is?
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Shoplifter gets a taste of her own medicine
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This is why Syria is falling. In case you want to keep calling me a conspiracy theorist . It will happen
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Mass casualty mine collapse in China . Wake up every day and remember it could be your last . Appreciate every moment!
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ATTENTION FEMINISTS: why aren’t you fighting for equality in this profession?
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Materialism is a trap
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This is Japan. Nobody steals the money. This would never happen in America. Why?
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So we can have vaccine ID cards but we still can’t have Voter ID?.
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I have confirmed the images of babies who were beheaded . It’s actually worse, some have their limbs removed . Bodies cut into pieces . Treated like garbage . Most inhumane thing I’ve ever seen . Whoever was responsible for this deserves to die. It’s called abortion & it’s legal.
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Germany’s Top Model Winner 2023 (left) vs Random Ethnic German Model (right)
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Never forget the first Americans they made compete with offshore labor. They never recovered
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Oh no, accountability for your own actions 😳
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You should legally be able to knock someone out for this
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Time to start eating an apple a day 🍎
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The man behind the great mockery of Jesus at the Paris Olympics. What do you notice?
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My pizza didn't violently murder 3 little girls.
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Your car is German. Your pizza is Italian. Your kebab is Turkish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies are American. Your numbers are Arabic, your letters are Latin. And you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant? Pull yourself together! WE ARE ONE.
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This woman killed 2 people in a DUI car accident. Notice how she doesn’t care because she doesn’t realize she’s being filmed?. There are more people like this in society than you’d want to admit. They’ll destroy lives, would even kill people, no remorse
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Don’t give the wrong people power
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“You really need millions of skilled immigrants for your country to continue being great”. *the skilled labor in question 👇🏼
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BREAKING: Elon Musk rumored to be setting up installment payment portal for verification . Twitter blue customers will be able to break down their $8.00 monthly fee into 4 separate payments of $2 to be withdrawn every Friday if they select “crybaby bitch” at checkout.
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Indians are calling for mass banning, cancellations and even legal action against native Westerners who don’t want mass Indian migration . I’m telling you, they bring their caste system from back home. Makes upward mobility nearly impossible in companies . & if they gain power
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I always find it strange when black people impersonate white people as a joke . it usually involves them being polite and somewhat courteous to each other . Is that the joke? I don’t get it. Also, everyone should hike more. Good for the soul.
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I’m wheezing laughing
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Feminists don’t realize that they only have a voice because men let them . Want to be treated as equals? It won’t end well
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She posted this thinking we would be on her side 🥷
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Don’t let the media lie to you, look at how big the crowd size was tonight at the RNC. Incredible
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This woke divisive nonsense has to end. THERE IS ONLY ONE NATIONAL ANTHEM!!!.
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BREAKING: CA hits 1.5 million signatures to recall Governor Gavin Newsom.
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Chinese cities are decades ahead of US cities
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If you don’t want this for America you are a r*cist and you should lose your blue check mark
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If Twitter is this bad, wait until you find out about what Google and YouTube are up to.
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This was the situation at hand and they made the controversy about horses
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This is overt racism. But it’s okay because they aren’t white
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Nobody on the right is talking about this enough
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This is what London looks like after being promised the same “bright and talented” workers Musk is trying to bring into America
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I take back my positive opinion of Māoris after living in Australia . They are exclusively the most violent people in the nightlife . They have a game where they randomly assault white people (knocking them down) & then gang up to avoid retaliation . Everyone knows they cause.
@ChiefTrumpster
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The crazies have taken over the asylum. This is the New Zealand Parliament…not a psych ward…
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Hoes with 3 abortions crying about beheaded babies . “Who would do that to a baby” . Like…BITCH…that’s you!.
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So when there were 100,000 Trump supporters in DC protesting the election . they had 50 unequipped police officers guarding the Capitol . But when there are no people attending the inauguration they need 20,000 armed troops to guard it. They know something we don’t.
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FRANCE: "Christian" who stabbed toddlers & babies Turns out to be a "Muslim" named Selwan Majd.
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What?
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Transgender cult in TV
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We are so close.
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Congressman Massie proposes ban on dual citizenship for lawmakers.🇮🇱. This needs to happen yesterday.
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Reminder, the USA does NOT have a gun problem
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Questioning science is science.
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I am calling upon @YouTube to shut down Cardi B’s monetization ASAP. She admits to committing date rape / robbery. Please be consistent with your policies
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This video never gets old
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IBM CEO is an Indian man named Arvind Krishna . 2023 caught in lawsuit discriminating against white men, intentionally rejecting their applications . Vows to hire less white people in the USA . Fires his mostly white American staff. Ships jobs to India in 2024. Do you get it?
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This is the ideal woman, no?
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This young man just opened the door for me and called me sir. Talk about restoring my hope in Gen Z
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WTF is going on in Atlanta?
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She was SAVED from wokeness. There is hope . Woke Unwoke
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SHOCKING: Mel Gibson (Sound of Freedom) is the REAL DEAL. warned about the evils of HOLLYWOOD in 1998. Predicted how they‘d turn on him . Alludes to actors being actual demons . He knows something very dark & wants to EXPOSE it. The seriousness in his voice is chilling
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