Jo Machin ☀️✝️👑⚜️
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God's silliest Tolkiensplainer. Breakfast enthusiast. Petrichor enjoyer. Novalunosis appreciator. New article on Substack every Friday!👇
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"Why yes, I'm a Ghibli character, how did you know?"
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The benefits of a high-trust society
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> Old
> Can afford a big house that his offspring will have to give up
> Has lived almost his entire life on easy mode
> Goes on expensive vacations
> Most of his wealth comes from foreigners
> The next generation will have to clean up his mess
Bilbo is so boomerpilled
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Is this how Homer would feel if he watched Disney's Hercules?
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@OrwellNGoode
He has a point though
The only other American heroes I can think of are long dead and classified as racists by today's standards.
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"Why yes, science and modern art really are satanic, so true C. S. Lewis"
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Oh boy, I sure do hope Ridley Scott presents things in an unbiased fashion and doesn't fall into his usual anti-Christian anti-Western shtick
that would be annoying, I tell ye hwat!
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At last, the YouTube algorithm has figured me out 🥰
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This generation was the first to be raised on Inkling-related online discourse:
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I have been converted to Tolkien sedevacantism.
I no longer recognize the authority of the chair of the Tolkien Society.
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@Mitchfynde
@JLongb0ne
Study finds writing "According to a study" in front of any statement does not automatically make it true.
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So when Christopher Lee says "Khazâd-Dûm" in Fellowship at 1:57:12 (extended ed.), he pronounces "KH" like the spanish jota, which is how it's pronounced in Sindarin. But Appendix E of RotK clearly states the Dwarvish "KH" is an aspirant, like in "bacKHouse". Plot hole, amirite?
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We are gathered here today to celebrate the anniversary of cinema
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@Bolverk15
Then why did she change her name from Jina to the more inclusive "Jinx"?
Checkmate
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@penacolada2293
@Samthemanmanmen
If nothing matters, then it doesn't matter that nothing matters. So everything matters. Including the fact that nothing does.
Or perhaps it doesn't matter whether or not the fact nothing matters matters, as long as we assume some things matter... or perhaps this tweet doesn't m-
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Want to sound like a Long Man? Here are 17 tricks to make people think you're
@MauLer93
,
@JayExci
,
@Metal_Commander
or
@wwarrior_1
!
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@HouseofMourthia
@Bolverk15
Aaah, but adapting the Appendices would require reading... lots of reading... and remaining faithful to the works of the man whose dedication to his craft made the very golden goose they're attempting to profit off of
Nobody got time for that!
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Irish PM when newcomers are lacking affordable and convenient storage space for their cutlery:
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@CathMaractus
Noticing the Arianism in this comic is like finding out an HIV-positive leper also has a common cold
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25 minutes in and we've had the Most Evil Inquisition burning people alive, an atheist protagonist who knows better than everyone else and can't control his emotions, and poor Muslims whose great culture is being crushed by evil Hwite boys.
Is this a Kingdom of Heaven speedrun?
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@coco_fnr
@THEMisterfox
ça dépend : on s'arrête à "Aux armes, citoyens", ou on continue jusqu'au "sang impur"?
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Legolas speeding past the Fellowship on Caradhras like
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@bouliboulibouli
Immhotep quand il s'aperçoit que les Romains attaquent avec leurs armes primitives et qu'il a oublié les clés de l'arme atomique à la maison :
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Oooooh, and the Indians are so beautiful, man, like their God is Nature bro, they see God in the leaves on the trees bro...
Unlike Whiteys who only think about gold and power and dogma, like, yuck, amirite?
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"Beware the sword of Don Fishote! HAVE AT THEE, RUFFIAN!"
3. Diver gets attacked by a swordfish at 220m (721 feet) below the surface.
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It just dawned on me that sandworms are constantly soyfacing
Dune Sandworms by John Berkey, Doug Beekman, John Schoenherr, Terry Oakes
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Oh, and he hates authority and bangs someone else's wife
It's a good thing people told me Ridley Scott was not a fraud, if not I'd be having opinions right now
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@BlessedSouthpaw
I'll agree with him on one thing: it did make me feel like a kid.
Like when you're 10, but that old aunt/uncle won't stop talking to you like you're still a toddler.
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@reddit_TLCM
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"UHM, SORRY FOR EDUCATING YOU, BUT YOU'RE WALKING IN AN ARHYTHMIC PATTERN WHICH BELONGS TO THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE OF ARRAKIS"
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"As far as any character is 'like me' it is Faramir – except that I lack what all my characters possess (let the psychoanalysts note!) Courage."
- J.R.R. Tolkien, Letter 180, 1956
The Professor did "he is literally me fr" before it was cool
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@ManletThorin
"If you want to have expensive stuff, pick yourself by the Hobbootstraps and learn a real trade like I did!"
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@Bolverk15
Can't have historical African movies without it being centered around the slave trade
Not like they had any history before the whities came along their merry way
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"Queer people have always existed. The words for us have changed, will always change, but our hearts are the same."
Molly Ostertag on the love story at the heart of The Lord of the Rings:
#YearoftheRing
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✍️ 'Hatred of Israel is part of a malevolent anti-white racism' | Petronella Wyatt
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Book Denethor: "I have done all in my power to defend my country and my people, though there is no hope of victory"
Movie Denethor:
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Ah, finally, we have our very own Mister Murder, to contrast with our precious too-pure-for-this-world Columbus who just wants peace
How is everything going to turn out, I wonder?
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The fact that someone would even dare ask the question...
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"So the Feast of the Annunciation takes place on March 25th right? But this year, we honour it on on April 8th, instead. But check this out: the One Ring got destroyed on March 25th, and Sam & Frodo were honoured on April 8th. Crazy, right?"
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"Oi, debemos matar a las minoritas, es mucho basado"
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@TheCriticalDri2
... You know he doesn't have much of a choice in the matter, right?
He didn't write the script, or direct any scenes. If anything, this video seems to indicate his feedback was disregarded by the writing team.
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@BlackStarYTC
@Bolverk15
Wait, was she literally named Jina? I was just making a "latina-latinx" joke
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Remember in The Lion King when Simon and Pumberg manipulate a child into eating bugs and singing "Hannukah Matata" until he abandons his heritage and responsibilities for a life of aimless leisure?
I know old Walt was antisemetic, but come on, this is pushing it
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@SocialNomadRach
Can't have criminals if there are no laws
Don't need prisons if you kill whoever does you wrong
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Hang on, is this just a backstory of how the Salamancas became the top dogs in America?
Vince Gilligan, you've done it again!
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"Do you know what it's like to get stabbed, Peter?"
Christopher Lee holding a sword in a library 2002
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This night is filled with hot takes, I just couldn't resist...
@MauLer93
@Metal_Commander
@fringy123
#EFAP
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@JayExci
This movie is so bad calling it "pretty average" is the HOTTEST of takes
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@TheFreeNarnian
Okay get this: Abigail the Amish prostitute falls madly in love with Powatan of the Eagle-Scrotum tribe, but her world falls apart when she finds out he's still sleeping with his gay roommate Nanabozo of the Cotton-Tail clan
(Plot twist: she actually dreamed up the whole thing)
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@undeadscribe
You know how that one girl opened her video saying she counted the guy as "one more in the arsenal"?
Yeah...
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At its core, "Evil Dead" is about Sam Raimi torturing Bruce Campbell to exteriorize his chin envy
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Christopher Tolkien watching from above journalists, bloggers and TheOneRing(.)net's tweets "discussing" whether or not his father's work was racist, woke, anti-SJW, or devoid of any spiritual value beyond escapism:
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