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you see me now, a veteran of a thousand psychic wars. movie enjoyer. writing a fantasy novel. views expressed are my own.
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reject modernity
embrace SLACK
They made rent impossibly expensive in order to kill off the Slacker archetype. Slacker mindset was too powerful. The HR Karens, the rise and grind lifestyle couches, the "go to therapy" cultists, the type A execs, none could withstand the withering critique of the slacker
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sorry but I am simply NOT interested in the burger opinions of Europeans
Fast food was disappointing.
I was so excited to try American fast food after watching tons of YouTube reviews.
But man, In-N-Out was such a letdown. The fries tasted like cardboard, and the whole experience was just meh.
I give it a 2/10.
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this heavily implies that he was paid in drugs to be in The Flash
George Clooney says there’s “not enough drugs in the world” for him to return as Batman again.
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one of the most insane “never even nominated for an oscar” actors of the modern era
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what’s the crime here? tricking some bully into drinking salad dressing? what is happening
A Texas mom allegedly gave her son a mixed drink of lemon, salt and vinegar in an effort to prevent bullies at school from stealing the drink from her child. A child who drank the mixed beverage was hospitalized.
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2023 killed superhero movies and 2024 is replacing them with galaxy-brained desert epics, I’m so happy
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the thing about bradley cooper is that he's really an exceptional actor and should've won best actor for this (especially over rami malek for bohemian rhapsody like are you insane)
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There Will Be Blood, Popstar, Tár, Citizen Kane, Inside Llewyn Davis…the man is right
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Sidney Lumet
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this is why creating a completely siloed away ecosystem for “children’s entertainment” has been disastrous. if the entire concept of watching an old movie with your parents as a kid and being enraptured by it is foreign to you I’m sad to say that your head is full of ants
No one liked the good the bad and the ugly when they were a little kid. Be fucking serious.
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they used to play shit like this and then Schindler’s List would start
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man we were really looking at this one still for two and a half years huh
Leonardo DiCaprio unrecognizable in first photos of new Scorsese film
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Academy Award winner actor Nicolas Cage is, in fact, a good actor, and his ironic popularity came from an irony-poisoned population that couldn’t understand his completely unironic and fully engaged performances any other way
Nicolas Cage IS a bad actor. That's where his ironic popularity came from on the internet all those years ago. He's like the movie "The Room" in human form. People like him because he's bad.
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America to the president and also the vice president and also the challenger to the president:
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it’s sincerely disturbing to me how many people these days equate artistic depictions of sexuality with pornography
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scrolled past this for a second and it looked like Peter Falk was on Hot Ones
On my mind because I recently watched for the first time. Love the glasses of milk among the beer, what a tableau.
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comedy film audiences in 2006:
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imo Oppenheimer and Killers of the Flower Moon are to 2023 what There Will Be Blood and No Country for Old Men were to 2007—big, serious movies that are both so obviously the best of the year that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick as number one
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frankly I don’t see how Spider-Man would’ve been able to improve the situation in Children of Men
A “very, very dark” ‘WHAT IF…?’ episode focused on Spider-Man was scrapped.
Described as “‘Children of Men’ with Spider- Man.”
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Tim Allen did almost 200 episodes of a hit network sitcom where he plays a condescending Republican dad that only ended in 2021
Would Archie Bunker Be Welcome On TV Today? Bill Maher Says, "No"
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Barbie is well-designed but not very impressively directed or shot; fittingly, it was nominated for Production Design and Costumes but not Direction or Cinematography. It’s like awards are meant to be for specific things or something
this tweet is going to self-destruct shortly but a lot of BARBIE doesn't look much better –– the opening musical number is all simple setups of wides and mediums with a couple push-ins, IE how music videos are shot. I adore Gerwig, but it's her least impressively directed movie.
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The Marvel association didn’t stop Bradley Cooper from being in Licorice Pizza so idk
Mark Ruffalo says an unnamed actor told him certain directors wouldn’t work with him because of his Marvel association. He then revealed that Paul Thomas Anderson was allegedly one of them, according to the actor.
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hey did you guys know that Liza Minnelli might have coined the phrase “comfort food”
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we take Paul Thomas Anderson for granted imo. Every one of his movies could be reasonably defended as the best of their year of release and yet it still feels like he gets underrated.
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you’d think the greatest fighting force ever known would’ve won the only war they ever fought
Man for man, the greatest fighting force the world has ever known.
The soldiers of the Confederate States of America.
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@meanunclejack
I found myself doing this when I was in the south over the summer with every sweet old Tennessee woman and good ol boy I met, it was great
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“Taxman” is the funniest Beatles song because it perfectly distills that “hey what the hell” feeling every teenager has when they get their first paycheck but it’s written deep into the careers of four grown men
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getting kicked out of the PTA meeting because I show up to talk about Inherent Vice every month
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There were 35 new release movies I absolutely adored in 2023, but these are my eleven favorite because, fuck you Film Twitter, I couldn’t just pick ten.
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Saw "The Zone of Interest" in the cinema yesterday. Question: when two empty beds were shown, why were they made up in the Anglo-American way, with blanket, folded-over sheet and rectangular pillow, and not the German way, with square white duvet and pillow and no blanket?
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@CadenToMyHazel
“It has recently come to my attention that many photographers have exceptional eyes for composition. Has anybody noticed this before?”
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Lumet presents this as cool and good btw this is a pro-Kurosawa account
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you know you aren’t supposed to jack off every time you see naked people right
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@SamtheNightOwl
all it takes is a problematic relationship with alcohol, whatever form that (or the solution to it) takes. imo anyone who suggests they have an alcohol problem probably does, in some way
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The problem isn’t that all the hippies became Reaganites, the problem is that most young people in the late 60s weren’t hippies. Young voters did not break against Nixon even then.
I feel like the narrative about all hippies/New Left activists becoming Reaganites is just a coping mechanism to explain why these people we agree with on everything were so unsuccessful. Like there’s no way it could’ve gone so badly if they weren’t just frauds from the jump.
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the simple man would chuckle and say, “make Tom Cruise a Navi.”
the wise man would breathe deeply, and say, “make Tom Cruise the new human villain and put him in a mech suit.”
i just had an idea: tom cruise james cameron movie
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These are both firefighters
Not one NFL player ran into the WTC on 911. Remember that. Cops did.
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fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, still shame on you. stop fooling me. my intentions are pure, cleanse your own heart.
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Japan should get obsessed with The Critic
I feel like Americans constantly forget or just don't know that Cowboy Bebop has Zero of the cultural juggernaut or "anime classic" status over there that it does over here. It's like if another country picked a random 2 season American 90s sitcom to obsess over decades later.
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if you are a stranger and you reply to me with mess to say on In-n-Out you WILL be blocked sorry
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oh wow you think the fries are mid?? should we call the Norwegian Nobel Committee??
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I also must clarify that burgers are NOT GERMAN. They are named after Hamburg like french fries are named after France. They’re American baby!!
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The Movie Critic (2024)
"Quentin will insert extracts from films from the 1970s. And he will also make his own versions of films from that era."
Paul Schrader offers new insight into Quentin Tarantino's 'The Movie Critic':
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sorry to keep harping on this but if your reaction to any depictions of human sexuality is such uncontrolled horniness that you basically want to ban it is you that has the problem, not the work
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@TheTumboy
I think the point of the movie is that it’s ambiguous! It’s about the stories we tell ourselves to keep going, not the absolute truth, and the whole point is that Daniel decides that she’s innocent so she is, for all intents and purposes.
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She’s only got one from the EGOT—do people think the G stands for Golden Globes? The T for Critics Choice Awards somehow?
Just one more til EGOT. Someone cast her in an acclaimed movie NOW
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As an artist, listening back to a song you recorded or reading something you wrote or watching something you shot and it’s been long enough that you don’t fully associate yourself with making it so you get that “whoa this rules” moment is one of the best feelings in the world.
Francesca Scorsese says her father, Martin Scorsese, sometimes watches his films as though he’s never seen them before:
“Something will happen and he’ll be like, ‘Ha! That’s great.’ And I’m like, ‘You literally made this.’”
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19th century Appalachian naming conventions go so hard. it’d be like, “here’s those Clampett boys again—Hezekiah, Thucydides, Lorenzo, and Tom.”
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bro you gave your side of the story already, here, in a massively popular twitter thread, that’s how this whole thing started
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@aklingus
he’s gotta gain 40 lbs to really put the burner on but the voice and mannerisms are chef’s kiss perfection
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@Srirachachau
It’s his quoted reason there that’s killer. Jared Harris respectfully declining taking over his father’s role could be totally salvageable from a PR perspective, but going on to say “Also why even do this?” is so bad lol
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People so fundamentally misunderstand Christopher Nolan. Nolan is a romantic––he likes to feel, he likes to create experiences. His movies aren't puzzle-boxes––to the extent that they feel like them, it's in service of creating the FEELING of a puzzle. He's deeply sentimental.
Christopher Nolan says TENET is "not all comprehensible" but you're "slightly missing the point" if you think his movies are just puzzles to be solved.
“If you are experiencing my film, then you are getting it. I feel like where people have experienced frustrations with my
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interesting that all four of these movies are about moral consequences in the great american west
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@LegoRacers2
it doesn’t even make sense as a real expression, it refers to the long seasons in Westeros—kids who never experienced winter at all
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somewhere in Texas there’s gotta be an excitable South Asian guy and a snarky deadpan glasses guy that worked with Mike Judge in the 80s and I hope they’re doing well
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it wasn’t Hollywood, these were all made by one guy. It was literally just Zemeckis
Remember in early 2000’s when Hollywood was obsessed with photo realistic CGI movies ?
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I think joining Giamatti (depression) and Albert Brooks (anxiety) is Philip Seymour Hoffman (barely sublimated rage turned inward)
Paul Giamatti is appealing to a certain type of sad range of young to 30 something men that are terrified they’ll turn out like a Paul Giamatti character, but can also see the comfort in it. He is the platonic ideal face of depression for this man
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@jailedamanda
honestly I never liked Goncharov because from the jump I never thought the name Goncharov sounded like a Scorsese movie
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There was definitely an open secret element to Harvey in particular but I think it’s important to remember that they were famously known for being massive assholes long, long before the real nasty stuff came out. People knew they were bad but not how bad.
"Gosh, up until now I thought Monsters Inc. was a documentary on the Weinsteins."
Great joke, but this is a massive reminder that everyone in Hollywood knew about the Weinsteins.
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@ScenePerfection
Christopher Nolan made three whole movies about Batman how could this possibly be considered baby’s first Nolan lmao
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@PoorOldRoloTony
This rules because he was not asked to do it. He was just like “I think this guy is fat” and gained the weight and showed up and Peter Jackson was like “???”
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Dan Crenshaw talks a big game for a guy who represents a damn kokopelli in Congress
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@PetreRaleigh
I showed my philosophy class The Matrix! Only one or two had seen it and the rest were pretty blown away. The children must know!
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it’s funny for the right to do this because it ultimately comes down to “white guy scary”
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Paul Thomas Anderson and Thomas Pynchon
Wes Anderson and Roald Dahl
Are there are other filmmaker-writer adaptation pairs like this?
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@johncardillo
@AriCohn
if you see this as, presumably, a sexualized image, I’m pretty sure that says a lot more about your relationship with your dad than the Bidens
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A related phenomenon is the number of baby boomers who were also kinda square retconning themselves into having been part of the counterculture we now see as vital. There just weren’t that many!
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@bornposting
this man has a bowling alley in his house and he’s in his feelings????? be for real
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let my man bug out again!
its been said before but it is kind of unfortunate how Giancarlo Esposito has been very heavily typecast since Breaking Bad. seems like he's always being cast as Gus-Type roles
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@BrandyLJensen
It’s good actually because the usage dates have always been about peak salability not about safety. They have no way of determining when your food will go bad because you’ll store it however at home, just the date by which it will likely be less fresh. “Sell by” is more honest!
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@SoGioTsa
I think it’s the opposite—they’ve only ever seen porn and think sex scenes in movies are functionally (and maybe literally) the same thing.
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the movie business is about making movies, which are an art form. making money in art is always a gamble. if a studio head is this risk-averse then they're in the wrong business. da movies ain't for the soft at heart, take your goofy ass back to wall street
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@Andrew__Boley
Eating the chicken, being willing to go to jail, and missing Logan’s funeral were the three moves that sealed it imo
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@ettingermentum
longest serving GOP speaker of all time, next in line for the presidency on 9/11, no less!
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@whoistyger
Right, but it’s fictionalized. Inside Llewyn Davis was heavily inspired by Dave Von Ronk but it’s the fictionalization that gives it freedom to really have the juice
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arthouse films return of the king and titanic
Oppenheimer will join the ranks of Return of the King, Titanic, and Lawrence of Arabia. Arthouse blockbusters that cruised to victory.
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@matthiasellis
Most actors are not intellectuals or even aesthetes but when you see actors like this you remember how amazing they can be when they are
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Jesus, I didn’t know about this
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@firagawalkwthme
counter point: what if Denzel Washington was the bad guy in the last Mission: Impossible
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this would––and I cannot express this enough––be absolutely catastrophic for the public reputation of what very easily could actually be the best film of 2023.
starting to feel like there's a non-zero chance The Zone of Interest could pull off the wildest upset in Oscar history and win Best Picture. i'm trash at predicting awards/not delusional enough to think it *will* happen, but with the odds at +5000 i'd bet a few dollars. anyway.
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Rob Reiner did the following films in succession: Stand By Me. Princess Bride. When Harry Met Sally. Misery. A Few Good Men. There is no better 5 movie run.
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@PetreRaleigh
honestly I just don’t answer the phone if I don’t know who’s calling and am not expecting a call. Even if (especially if) it says something like Amazon—I figure if it’s important they’ll email me
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she looks like a corrupt senator that Mon Mothma would have a steely tête-à-tête with in an episode of Andor
Of course, it’s nice everyone noting how wonderful and happy she looks.
But it’s hard not to see her and think that, in a just world, this should be her State Dinner in the 8th year of her presidency.
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