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I'm a 31 year old wizard. Male. Five feet and four inches tall. I like anime, video games, and cartoons. Finding happiness in each and everyday.

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@ParadigmCityy
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@fasc1nate She said:
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@ParadigmCityy
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@DailyLoud Preachers at church: “I GOT A TIKTOK CHALLENGE FOR YA! ITS CALLED FINDING JESUSSS!”
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@ParadigmCityy
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@MikeIrvo *the test subject after day 15*
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@ParadigmCityy
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@ParadigmCityy
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@MangaContexts Me, a 30 year old virgin:
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@ParadigmCityy
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@meganroseruiz “Can we kill em, dad?!” “Soon, my son. Soon.”
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@ParadigmCityy
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@_dumpster_ I’m questioning the fact that your mom knows what hentai is and you both just casually had a conversation about porn.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@DiscussingFilm “As a teenager with new emotions” Oh no…
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@ParadigmCityy
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@RiseFallNickBck I have no idea how Fred affords to feed Shaggy and Scooby with their appetite. They must be eating tons of food everyday.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@PopCrave “What is he even going to perform?!?” Me:
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@ParadigmCityy
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@JBabygirl23 @synolishile Some of y’all need to calm down
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@ParadigmCityy
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@kirawontmiss *me, a 5’4 male embracing my shortness* “And for just a moment, Tyrion Lannister stood as tall as a king."
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@ParadigmCityy
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@PopBase Someone might want to check in on Ed Sheeran.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@PopCulture2000s I-IS THAT BOOBS AND A NIPPLE?!!? ON MY TWITTER? AHHHH HELP ME ELON! IM GOING INSANEEEE.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@PopCrave When I tell you I would have ran over there so fast just for her to reject me and embarrass myself.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@MangaContexts Imagine your girlfriend hits you with this line and with this look.
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@ParadigmCityy
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1 year
@SaeedDiCaprio *me boiling water in a kettle and mixing it with instant coffee*
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@ParadigmCityy
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@_FakeGamerGirl That song was a jam. How dare you compare it to something as lame as skibidi toilet.
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@ParadigmCityy
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2 years
@PopBase Gwyneth: “I wish you well.” Narrator: “Gwyneth did not wish him well, in fact Gwyneth wanted the man to walk outside and get hit by a bus.”
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@ParadigmCityy
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@willsgardevoir I like how nobody seems to care that Urakaka is 15.
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@ParadigmCityy
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1 year
@madisonvking Me: “Can I have a 10pc box FILLED with Big Mac sauce?”
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@ParadigmCityy
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1 year
@SaeedDiCaprio That’s just crazy to me. You’re bagging your own groceries and scanning them, and then they want you to tip? For what? It’s essentially the corporation saying “Give us free money on top of what you just spent at the store! Why? Just because!”
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@ParadigmCityy
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@Dexerto Hmmm…Oreos or….$20 tiny bag of healthy cookies? Tough choice.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@DiscussingFilm Bring more attention to mental health and anxiety issues, my man.
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@ParadigmCityy
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1 year
@PopBase *Prince Williams looking at his dad* “Just a matter of time, old man.”
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@ParadigmCityy
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@ShitpostGate Getting no compliments from any girls:
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@ParadigmCityy
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@PopCrave @PageSix Everyone trashed Macaulay Culkin but I’d say he won in the end. The man got with Brenda Song, overcame an addiction, and has two kids now.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@Driftdende I find “gooning” culture interesting because I can’t tell if it’s just a funny meme, or 90% of the internet is just porn and masturbation addicts who disguise their addiction behind a funny meme word.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@SavinTheBees People in comments: “I don’t care if a woman raped me.” Me:
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@ParadigmCityy
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10 months
@cultofthelamb Got 12,000 followers in two hours…
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@ParadigmCityy
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10 months
@Ryomeanie Gege drawing this: “The readers are going to LOVE this! It’s so sexy!” The readers:
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@ParadigmCityy
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1 year
@OrdinaryGamers NO! NO SAD! ONLY HAPPY! BRAIN CLEANSE ACTIVATE!
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@ParadigmCityy
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1 year
@dyingscribe *me trying to start a conversation* “So, what music do you like?” Girl: “I don’t know.” Me:
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@ParadigmCityy
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@vlntnegrl Reading all these comments reminds me of that SpongeBob episode where he literally cried and freaked out after having one of his stars removed from the “good noodle” board.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@DiscussingFilm *me going into the Netflix executive meeting*
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@ParadigmCityy
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@PopCrave It turns out Nessie was the friends we made along the way.
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@MichaelaOkla *me wearing a t-shirt that says fire nation from ATLAB* “Oh did you live in the fire nation?” Me: “Yes”
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@ParadigmCityy
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@PicturesFoIder I don’t blame him, can you imagine having all those cameras flashing in your face, and paparazzi just blocking your line of sight as well?
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@ParadigmCityy
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@Noodledori1 “Yeah I bookmarked it, so what?”
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@ParadigmCityy
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@PausedSponge You people really just walk around with SpongeBob porn saved to your phone?
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@ParadigmCityy
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@toothybj The Captain is a lucky man.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@Saberspark Holy shit that’s Chris Chan’s Twitter! Never knew that lmao
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@ParadigmCityy
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@MangaContexts *me a 30 year old virgin*
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@ParadigmCityy
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@ParadigmCityy
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@ParadigmCityy
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@thetemzy This shit has FIFTEEN SEASONS?!?! HOLY SHIT
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@ParadigmCityy
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@AZH3RO I’m going to ignore the last few panels.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@Dexerto People at the laundromat looking at him like:
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@ParadigmCityy
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@PopBase *the next day* WHO: “Welcome to COVID-20.”
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@ParadigmCityy
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@2seatlimousine Me after 10 seconds of running:
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@ParadigmCityy
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@ebeggin1 *me walking around saying WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP IMMA FUCK EM UP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP IMMA DO MY STUFF* The people around me:
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@ParadigmCityy
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@dhardbb “Do you have a girlfriend?”
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@ParadigmCityy
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@messedupfoods Look at how it just falls apart, gave me an erection.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@DiscussingFilm I feel like streamers and YouTubers eventually move into the world of movies. Not that it’s a bad thing, but it’s just something I noticed.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@InternetH0F “Your younger brother.”
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@ParadigmCityy
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@DailyLoud Poor Bam, he was never the same when Ryan died. It took away apart of his soul.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@moistarmpits Doing that in public at an anime convention in front of all those people is wild to me, also a good way to have girls avoid you lmao
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@kirawontmiss California: “We’ll win with LOVE, TREES, and SUNSHINE!” Florida:
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@ParadigmCityy
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@dailysoftgl At first I didn’t get it because it seemed like they didn’t know each, and they just both were flirting with one another, but then at the end she waited for her shift to be over, and then it hit me, it was cute though.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@shenanigansen Athena is so cute…
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@ParadigmCityy
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@DiscussingFilm $23 a month is a lot to me personally.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@PatStaresAt “We have made the difficult decision to shut down Ninja Theory.” -Phil Spencer in two weeks.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@khyleri “What a cute couple! I wish I had a girlfriend like th-“
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@ParadigmCityy
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@EmmaTolkin “Not built for the moment, I see.” What a raw line, gotta start using that more.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@DiscussingFilm “Sir…PETA said Guardians of the Galaxy VOL 3 is the best animal rights film of the year.”
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@ParadigmCityy
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@SaeedDiCaprio The fact Elon let everyone know he hasn’t had sex in ages and then sighed about it. I’m a 30 year old virgin lol
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@ParadigmCityy
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@dyingscribe In front of all the popular kids and girls…damn.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@Dexerto Dude at the very front was locked in. He was ready.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@Geo_AW Geo still out here defending Kidd lmao
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@ParadigmCityy
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@The25thNigga Why did you put this on my timeline?
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@ParadigmCityy
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@byodinsfades He grew his hair out and got some facial hair, I almost didn’t recognize him.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@EdgelordLs Everyone else on November 1st: “Alright, no fapping for a whole month! I’m going to become a god!” Me on November 1st at midnight:
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@DiscussingFilm *Me, a manga reader who saw the ending years ago, looking at anime only fans having a meltdown over it*
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@ParadigmCityy
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@DiscussingFilm I wonder if she had faith in it? She probably had a strong feeling it’d do well.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@InternetH0F We should all know less about each other.
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@dyingscribe Whoever made the meme must not know what a “femboy” is, or what a “twink” is for that matter.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@DiscussingFilm HE’S WHAT?!
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@NintendoUpd8s Ah, you tricked me. I thought it was the official Nintendo of America account, but then I realized it wasn’t
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@ParadigmCityy
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@CultureCrave The west has fallen.
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@PopBase @taylorswift13 The security guard
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@ParadigmCityy
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@peronyawns I had a hard time coping with this because the way it’s drawn in the manga, it was like…you couldn’t tell that she actually ate them and swallowed them. It was just heavily implied, but she did it so quickly that they didn’t even scream or react.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@khyleri Me: “Alright! New Khyle artwork dropped! It’s…Uraraka from MHA…”
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@ParadigmCityy
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@bitch_rights Chat: “He’s lowkey hot” Me:
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@ParadigmCityy
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@boz_kun Why would you make something so depressing?
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@ParadigmCityy
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@adamjohnsonCHI I get she wanted shredded cheese, but I’m not going to let fajitas go cold all because I didn’t have shredded cheese.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@cinco_jayy Boruto fans are the biggest crybabies I swear.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@SavinTheBees I don’t think you people realize how much cheating goes on at a college campus. And while I didn’t experience it, I witnessed a lot of it. I knew several couples who cheated on one another, and so did everyone else.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@PicturesFoIder “Hello ladies, I’d like to introduce you to…Goliath. We had to order special elastic pants for him off the internet.”
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@ParadigmCityy
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@dandysm0tt She literally went into detail about the night they had sex, and straight up said Justin Timberlake has a tiny penis. My god. If I was Justin I’d just go into hiding for a bit.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@OrdinaryGamers So you suck the sauce off the stones? What the hell?
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@dyingscribe You wouldn’t like me when I’m horny.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@discordthreats 14 hour masturbation session is insane.
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@ParadigmCityy
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@Viperous @pooeater38 “Let’s cuddle while watching Sims futa porn.”
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