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Я для развлечения перевожу мексиканские мемы и песни на русский, чаще всего делаю арт-посты.

Cd. Obregon, Sonora
Joined April 2021
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Translated Mexican song, The Ballad of Olegario. This is one of the classics that's been for decades and many artists sing it over the years. Мексиканская песня, "Баллада об Олегарио". Это один из классических треков, который звучит уже десятилетиями, и многие исполнители
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@peta @elonmusk > you accept we're animals > animals eat other animals > We aren't smarted or superior to other anims. then why can't we eat animals animals? If you say we have special rules you're admitting we're superior and smarter, but saying we aren't means we shouldn't have dif rules.
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@MultiversoTM Avatar (los pitufos espaciales)
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@xbtGBH That's how you salute the flag in Mexico, they've been doing it since before the rise of fascism. Might have origins with the Roman salute but I'm not sure.
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> be Chicano extremists > call yourself "the race" > be racist against other races > claim to be Mexican, be racist against Mexican nationals > talk about wanting to succeed from the US, start an ethno state in Southwest USA and calls it "Aztlán" > Say shit like "we didn't
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@SothaSneed @JuanAgu21791447 "está perfectamente bien tener el Español incorrecto porque los niños no saben ningun idioma bien" tonses le quiere enseñar mal? Esta bien raro también como se ponen a insultar a su audiencia.
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@RoUgarte1 Se nota que las hiciste con amor, hasta las orillas le cortaste. Saludos.
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@Elegido123_ Tendria más sentido decir que era la presentación si la misma persona le cambiarán la ropa.
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@DucDeVinny What exactly never existed? You're posting a literal video clip.
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@bannedyoangel I'm Mexican and I don't get this, how else are you supposed to act in a public trail?
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@lporiginalg I worked for a home security company and was scarred for life due to what I heard through the home panel. People aren't breaking into homes when people are inside to steal their TV, everyone inside is in mortal danger and you should protect your family and yourself at all cost.
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@Jeff_Ace4Ace JAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAAAA
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@simongerman600 No wars necessary to increase your country in size.
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@ShitpostRandom El jugo y las aguas frescas no son lo mismo pendejo XD
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@PDakkadakka You had top artists working in the older ones at the time, indie devs might just be one person making a whole game. I really can't blame them if they don't get everything as good as past games made by teams.
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@OutOfContextMex Con los gringos aunque salga negativo le quitan el dinero al hombre, la disque lógica es que es lo mejor para el niño aunque el verga ni el padre sea. Aunque no se si cambio de estado a estado también, ya ven que tienen sus keyes estatales bien deferentes.
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@basedspinach For what? Defending herself?
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@charolastra_mtl Tuvieron gobierno zurdo por años y estaban peor, nunca expresan como arreglar el problema nomás que el gobierno pague más dinero como si eso arreglará las cosas.
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@OrdinaryGamers You don't have to be good looking to say a game character isn't good looking thou. I think most agree really attractive people are a minority we're not part of.
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@notgwendalupe @JamesGunn Wait, is this an actually good live action movie? How did i miss this XD
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@ComicLoverMari The same type of people that start insulting you with racist slurs if you point out that "Latino" doesn't refer exclusively to men and there's no reason to say "Latinx" and ask them to please stop calling you that.
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@messedupfoods I'm calling the cops
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@Telegraph Alpha males becoming leaders of their countries and winning multiple wars obviously don't have an impact in history XD
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@GundamIsHere Even Achilles cried.
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@FloridaManPig It's not like Americans can deport Mexicans even if they wanted too. Despite all the efforts of Trump he didn't do much better than Obama and Biden is deliberately leaving the border open.
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@ManMilk2 Wife material
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@Tocharus American schools make you believe the US won those Olympics and that Hitler was devastated because African Americans kept beating Germans. No joke.
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@Salient_Points @peta @elonmusk I believe it. A lot of the struggles for a better life and end to oppression was about the access to animal products, they basically want to see humanity malnourished and weak again.
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@JeremyWard33 Why wouldn't a country rescue it's citizens? I don't get your argument here.
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@EnMexicoMagico Bichi, dogos, apapichi, ahuihui
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@HumansNoContext Bolis (north west Mexico)
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@EqualistGaang @SothaSneed @JuanAgu21791447 Se llama apócope como cuando cortas sonidos de una expresión o palabra como: mi hijo es mijo, para es pa, está bien es tan bien. Lo cual es normal pendejo.
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@OrwellNGoode Elden Ring. Keep the money 😔
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@Templarpilled We actually covered this in university. The gospels are religious texts, not histories. While they can be used to gather information and by a historian it's not a history book per say. Tacitus and others mentioned Jesus over 100 years after the crucification, and like a footnote
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@EnsedeCiencia Tienen más años de separación que los humanos y los peces.
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@TheSocrateej > when you say "can give you pleasure" what do you mean? > WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY PLEASURE?
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@NapoleonBonabot Italy used to be around 102 and among the top ten a few years ago, most sources say 98 now. Wild.
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@Babygravy9 I like his response.
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@guapedaloope @PDakkadakka Unlikely, you're probably working in your free time while holding a full-time job unless you've been able to monetize. And asking why one person can't do everything entire studios did previously is rather absurd, you've obviously never developed anything. You're usually really
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@ChazakielDoremi There's the Mexican meme with this exact same scenario, punchline is that they guy realizes he's ugly cause he looks like Shrek but it's ok cause that's his girls type and he loves her XD
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@TinS0ldier @OrwellNGoode That's like saying South Park or Futurama are made for children because they're cartoons. A lot of anime has more mature content than anything out of Hollywood in terms of violence and sex and plot. The dumb down stories from Hollywood make watching their stuff unbearable even if
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@OssKx They weren't wealthy. Carlo worked as a lawyer, he got his son's to enter lower ranked schools in the mainland through favors. They weren't dirt poor but to claim they were wealthy is absurd. Specially after Carlo died when Napoleon was 15, he only finished his education because
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@ThebestFigen You shouldn't interfere with nature, predators need to eat, don't take their hunts away.
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@DiscussingFilm They've been firing thousands of people. I'm not in the loop but I'm assuming their movies aren't performing like they used too. The last toy story spinoff they made last year didn't do very well i think.
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@mulherdopadre @peta @elonmusk It wouldn't, and wanting to deny people access to nutritional food they're biologically designed is not moral.
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@anarchy_son_23 "Los dos tienen ceviche"
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@NoVive_Socialis Pues un candidato que si cambiará algo lo matan
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@porktendencia Que pinchi serie le gana disque
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@Baskerville_Gui Pues los estudios genéticos existen pendejito, menos del 10% de los españoles tienen ancestros de los mulsumanes, los barbers no eran árabes tampoco, tienen los mismos ancestros que los Europeos, hasta con pelirrojos. En México casi todos sin mixtos, y no todos eran aztecas
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@Nick314159Nick @lporiginalg You can't call this a representative government anymore
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@0xAlaric I read this a long time ago but apparently there's no evidence that gunpowder was brought over from China and they might have developed it independently in Germany. Same with printing press. Nietzsche also attributed Germans to both. Seems to be a modern attribution to say China
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@ProjectLiberal If you consider Chechnya an invasion then Ukraine invaded Donetsk and Lugansk
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@mari_h02 Pagas con billetes por un taco? No eres un cliente, eres un esclavizador con billetes.
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@gaslightyourmom I spent a lot of time with international students in college in the US and most of them didn't even know where Mexico was located in the map despite being one of two neighbors the country they're in had, and many were from supposedly educated countries like Japan, China, Korea,
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@unormal "failed civilization" what do Americans expect when they say self-hating things like this? A pat in the head? It's so cringe. Just say you liked some dish like a normal person without putting yourself down, you're not making anyone like you for it.
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@historyinmemes Glad be didn't get it and got to do breaking bad.
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@easterngoblin They used to have a white marble coating and a golden tip 😭 Mormon temple like aesthetics
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@OrwellNGoode Ancient Egyptians came from the same groups Europeans are from in the fertile crescent so this meme doesn't even make sense. There is no explanation as to how the Eastern Island and Egyptians built the pyramids which is why the alien bullshit floats, Greco-Romans invented and
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@mabimakeup Lilith existe en los textos judíos, los cristianos no creen en ella. Decirle a un Cristiano que debería creer en ella es como decirle a un judío que Jesús es el hijo de dios. Como eres de pendeja.
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@BulkingBrah He probably can't cut his own toenails
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@totalrockstarr Work on your reading comprehension mi estimado pendejito
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@EnMexicoMagico Pues es que en los estados unidos usualmente si ganan muy bien en propina pero en México no se acostumbra tanto, pero ahora hasta en la pinchi Subway están pidiendo propina y pa mi que es como dices las empresas no les quieren pagar.
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@disclosetv They want to take away basics foods we are biologically adapted to eat and tell us the malnutrition is necessary to save us and if we oppose it we're bad people.
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@UpdatingOnRome I can't get over how they made Tenochtitlan a jungle
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@bitcloud @gunsnrosesgirl3 I thought it was a glass floor at first. Agree.
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@Mhhhm_OK El meme está mal en este contexto, el Norte de África no era considerado Árabe antes de las conquistas de los mulsumanes (los árabes), lo cual no había pasado cuando estaba Cleopatra.
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@FauciKoresh And with 4 words Biden is a right wing extremists fascist lol This is why hardly anyone takes you people seriously.
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@OSINTPhilosophy @simongerman600 I think the north is easier to make nests for some, less predators and it has to do with food availability also, north has more insects during summer, go south during it's winter and it has fruits and what have you.
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@BradWelton "alguien no yucateco" pues pa que le hacen caso?
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@yakipacks Half the memes on my phone are Mexican dragonball memes
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@theiconographer @historyinmemes I'm descendent from the sheriff of Nottingham. We should fight.
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@OutOfContextMex Nomás le faltó decir "que no sabes quién soy yo!?"
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@0xAlaric I've been wanting to read this books for some years now, you just reminded me of it.
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@OrdinaryGamers You're right. Hispanic refers to the region of Spain and Portugal and a Hispanic would be someone with ancestry from these places. Latino refers to speaking a Latin based language which Spanish and Portuguese are some along with French, Romanian and Italian.
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@based_eva But Hitler was voted into power though
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@Saberspark I think this happens to a large degree when you have large teams of people making the story instead of individuals, they usually have a fixed frame and fill in the gaps. You also have these supposed universal heroes arch bullshit and the belief that every good story follows it.
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@NMan1979 @SoyBvip Te garantizo que este verga ni trabajo tiene y se anda imaginando como los disque ricos viven. Los huevos y los frijoles son comidas básicas que hasta los restaurantes más caros te ofrecen. Como eres de pendejo.
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@DrEsquivias Los pobres también se deprimen y drogan y a más altos números. Que pendejada.
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@disclosetv The food shortages claim is so bizarre to me. I grew up in the Sonoran desert, my family owns agricultural land. The hottest city in the world is near by. My whole life I've been told crops are easier to grow in the desert because of the increase of CO2, it makes photosynthesis
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@elCarlosVega Prefiero andar descalzo
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@rokutoku1982 она красивая, но эта татуировка действительно ужасна
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@alx It's happening
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@FrenchHist @HcHistoria Bruh, translating it gave me a content warning in chatGPT LMAO
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@SaeedDiCaprio Due to antitrust laws in the US AB doesn't own Modelo in the US but only outside the US, the brand is owned by Constellation Brands in the US.
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@tylerofarizona In college my gf had a female friend that had some grudge against men in general. She was supposedly trained in martial arts and wanted to teach my gf how to defend herself using me which was obviously an excuse to kick my ass. She kept trying to do this karate move and knock me
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@EllieMRoberts Hey "Historian" care to show what passages in the Iliad explicitly depict them as lovers?
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