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i love flowers and puppies and rainbows...but only when i’m not having a hot flash. birds aren’t real. goats are basically good.

America’s abortion destination
Joined April 2021
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Ok, strike that. Harris can do this job and do it well. Don't sell her out, @DNC
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This is my official statement on Biden. Vote like a fucking grownup (aka a Black woman) please.
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@incompleteocean Thank you, Masculinity Rediscovered! I’ve been thinking this was too bland and it needed some midnight blue chunks. I’m convinced now. I’ll get right on it!
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@RevJacquiLewis @johnpavlovitz Um. Why not just vaccinate them at the border? We must have extra, since we have 30 states with low vax rates.
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@DoomScroling @Blackbea16Manon i hate when i'm pregnant and the foliage grows all the way into my boob
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@incompleteocean He deleted that tweet. I feel appreciated by the reactions to it, tho.
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@danielpbarron @Kuntrella @March_for_Life That’s a wordy way to say you think rape is fine.
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@kathrinepandell @DrJenGunter @WHO Kath may I have some of your calm?
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@aravosis I mean...I’m no Olympian, and I’ve had plenty of floor sex.
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@Kate_Kelly_Esq @SlenderSkeptic Darin found the proper use of this phrase, and now there’s Diet Coke in my nose. 🤣
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@rufusbrant You’re basically saying a vibrator is a better choice than you are. Agreed.
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@miigotu @in_the_sky34221 She’s not weird, and you’re a pervert. Why are you even engaging with a teenager who is a child rape survivor?
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@lefty_patriot @Timodc I think he does censor himself, tbh. I have that Irish temper, and there’s no way I could keep my cool like he does.
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@Falconer084 @emrazz Ben, my mom (worked in psych) and I talk about this all the time, how much harder our patriarchal constructs make it for men to talk about emotions and health issues, let alone the sheer humiliation and degradation of being sexually assaulted. You’re with us, my friend.
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@slutriarch they can never tell.
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@bunsenbernerbmd u r just saying this to get another peanut butter dipped milkbone
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@rbbowman7 @ShannonDingle Way to devalue the actual child.
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@theladykatie @DavidFaragalli I’m not surprised you’re not ashamed, as you’ve just shown yourself to be as sick and selfish as a child rapist.
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@Brian_Sauve He said, describing a one-dimensional reflection of his needs instead of a human.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt He crashed his own argument by failing to recognize that other animals eat their offspring.
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@_celia_bedelia_ What a wonderful world: hi hello police I was raped can you send someone to pick up the body case closed ty
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@IlythiaGemini @JudyWhaleCove @davidhogg111 @ACTBrigitte Gen X and same. We were silly and trivial because we thought we were safe once we got rid of Reagan & Bush. We knew better. I’m ashamed of us, but millennials are trying, too.
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showering is trending and i'm just here to say that i'm all for showering when you wake up, when you get home, and before you go to bed. yes, i will singlehandedly cause the water wars to begin.
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Me: I'd kill myself if I were pregnant from rape. This guy:
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@mirandaisrisen @LifeNewsToo So you say murder a baby? And I say don't murder the baby and I am the one that is mean? You are an AI parody bot, aren't you?
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@CasseroleFood @ajetsetgirl Got pulled over once for driving too carefully at 3 a.m. in the middle of winter. My friend and I openly laughed at the cop; we were coming back from shopping. So he complained about my air freshener placement. Couldn’t admit it was the Deadhead sticker. 🙄
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@LadyBeatrice45 @SethDillon @CreationsHeir bad parenting is when you let your child play in your own yard--you
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@ReffittNicole I’m sorry your son doesn’t have a mother who puts him first. Maybe time to re-evaluate your priorities.
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@Linda__Stevens @notcapnamerica @CancelSeason2 I disagree with him on a few things, but I’m not a spoiled child. I recognize that he’s trying to save the people of this country from themselves, and the continued existence of the country itself. I’m too old to think the revolution sounds like a punk rock song.
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@RobertSacamano0 @ponygirl923 Nope. It shows she values herself.
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@natebyr0n @ObsessedTeach Wait, those adorable retro jeans are the issue? I couldn’t figure out the problem...and I still can’t, cos the public library I work for has relaxed our dress code to “no holes or words on clothes” since the pandemic.
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@doug_pine @Rschooley Maybe they should have had Rep Jayapal cohost. That would have been funny! Or Katie Porter, complete with white board. Come to think of it, even Greta Thunberg would have been a great Musk foil.
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@AngryManTV You’ve never read up on the history of the North American Chinchilla and MF Chapman’s expedition? First, it’s important to understand that his team each tracked ONE animal for several weeks, then bonded with the animal when they were captured. In 3 yrs, 13 chins were captured...
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@IvanIvez440026 @mooomriver1011 "Serving" without pay is slavery
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@Anansiiiiii @JessPected hate away. just stop raping, killing, and even trying to subjugate us.
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@IrishPatty54 @davenewworld_2 Agreed. My parents are big on Costco, my dad has cancer, and my mom can’t have the vax. I do hope they all burn their membership cards.
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@AbortionChat @StabbyandSpicy the kid learned something today, even if the parents don't like it.
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@TylerDormaier @AllisonW_Sports No, Tyler. If she gets pregnant and contracts COVID, she will likely kill her own fetus. Don’t applaud uneducated decisions.
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our teen librarian just started laughing, and i looked over his shoulder at this. pretty sure he's Christian/Catholic.
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@GlennHammond13 @emrazz @raehanbobby Pretty sure you all already walk your dogs after dark.
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@liz_churchill8 @HolocaustMuseum @AuschwitzMuseum and most Jewish groups and people have asked that you not do this. Please reflect on your shameless, self-centered entitlement, and your cruelty and indifference toward people whose families and cultures experienced genocide. Do better.
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@manuelbergher @notcapnamerica No. Her racism triggered the comment.
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@miigotu @in_the_sky34221 Disrespectful promoter of rape culture said what? Tweets like yours should be investigated by SVUs.
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@DoomScroling i'll never understand this thinking. being raped and talking to other SA and rape survivors strengthened my pro-choice position to the point that even i consider myself radicalized on the issue.
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@sjwdebates @Enby896 Wait, are these before and after pics? Cos I want this woman to be my personal trainer. And I think I have a crush on her.
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Anti-choice men just admitting to sex crimes, nothing to see here
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@Zahraliebt @BibleBashed you taught your kids to be rape victims. gross.
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@BabzeeSettle @CoreyRForrester @DowneyDondero Neither is that makeup, but it’s a free country.
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@MarkThomasIw @mmschocolate Are you ok? It’s coated chocolate candy.
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So what’s the number to call in Texas to report all the Republican abortions?
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@ToriGlass I keep thinking of rapists using it to profit from their crimes.
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@CFCBhoy1967 @ShelleyBWoke "We"? You are the spokesman of men, now?
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@danielkrenn @PatrioticPizzas Motherhood is when boobs
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@Ellies2ndaccnt @Sange1962 @cathworkingmom @OliveOwl6 @Constance_1844 @Newnameel @PLPercussionist @pixposies @LiamDan008 Are you going to tell little girls that they should give birth to their rapists’ spawn? That those ZEFs are more important than their own health and well-being?
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Did the Global Prayer to End Atheism work on you?
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I NOW ❤️ JESUS PTL YAY FB
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@heyyitsjanea my fiancé and i are this way about each other. we were in our late 40s when we met. when the time is right, it just happens, and you'll find you'd walk into fire for each other.
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@AvaGrac46763969 Oh. You did this.
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@mr_JasonW @AsherSummerson @TroytheMan207 @theladykatie @Mumu_three Well, Jason, here in society, we generally agree that fucking kids and harming them through pregnancy is wrong.
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@feminemi1y Oh, I’d love to cook dinner for this guy. I wouldn’t subject many people to my cooking, but he deserves it.
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@DoctrineofTulip @yspyg78 @AbortionChat Please don’t get married. You’ll have a horribly unsatisfied wife with your outlook.
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@ProTruth4Life wouldn't it be kinda funny if the antis, in their desperate desire to cause a white birth rate surge, accidentally solved overpopulation?
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@SWENGDAD nope. i would have left any man who forced this issue, even if he had offered to stay at home with the babies.
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@PuddinH8sTweets @AliceKing69 Consent is required for IVs. We don’t force them on people.
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@patriottakes My Senator lost her legs serving our country and has no problem with other people kneeling.
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@tonewplaces the bear won't rape us, though.
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@TheRealHoarse Or that he knows how to write a bill.
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@nsndc @JoyAnnReid I never knew that, and it’s definitely the coolest thing I’ll learn today.
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@Cathrnjayc @LizWofford16 @mckinley96 @Aborti0nRights @vixmcintyre But he doesn’t think much of women and girls, I guess, if he considers rape a valid way to reproduce.
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@TheRealChase5 @Justinjtp @MelJonesladadee @dusm1811 @AbortionChat Whoa, hold up. Even within this purity culture construct, a man could coerce his wife into sex with the intent to cause unwanted pregnancy. And don’t pretend it doesn’t happen.
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@MRae811 Congratulations on being the worst person on twitter today! Jesus hates you, but I’m sure Andrew Tate would love you.
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Did anybody lose a racist grandpa?
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@9_tellthetruth @mirandaisrisen @mckinley96 @Aquarius020257 @DavidFaragalli @gt5841b @Countrymedic1 @Jen73085254 @Karmatrumpsgod Diversity is just an excuse the left are using to control us. We hate CRT because it teaches kids to hate America.
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@in_the_sky34221 @lance_atheist Damn, PsychoRapist4Christ wants you bad.
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@Real_EllenPage @Karmatrumpsgod That's a religious belief about marriage. I thought you said you were an atheist.
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@DezziDelight_ @notcapnamerica What are you seeing that I’m missing? They all look like the Children of the Damned to me.
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I get to go home soon Maybe 20 minutes
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@ItisJustBeau @nerdgirldv @LifeNewsToo forcing someone to carry an unwanted pregnancy to term is rape, assault, and slavery.
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@BuzzPatterson @BillFOXLA White liberal racism is a video with no white liberals in it?
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@kawasook @mistressfannie @KtMcH No, you’re going to rot in hell, obviously.
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@lizardschwartz Is this his angry abt stickiness face Amy
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@c0urtn3y4r3al @OliveOwl6 @HauertCindy @Aborti0nRights Just like simply having cancer or internal bleeding doesn’t kill you. You sound like “she died with COVID, not of COVID.”
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@LibertyJen @StonedPorcupine @Steven_Swenson @ShiroSpirit some killing is good. like killing to remove a rapist, or a far more damaging fetus, from your body.
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@redusa21 Forcing someone to carry a pregnancy, like slaveowners did, disgusts me.
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@TheRealHoarse @lewing99 This is my all-time favorite fox photo, tho.
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Animals interrupting wildlife photographers. A thread: 1. 📸 Dan Dinu
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@wo44971190 @rainmc @AbortionChat Eww, no. No one tries to get pregnant just so they can have an abortion.
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@kcnkc1949 @GavinNewsom Such an important moment in a young woman’s life. 1992 is still fresh in my mind as the year my peers finally said goodbye to the terror and poverty we grew up with. And she is beautiful. Her generation will save us all.
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@Rodney4Freedom @AbortionChat married people have abortions
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@kawasook @mistressfannie @KtMcH It’s wrong. Jesus wouldn’t wipe his ass with you.
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@Ez4u2say_Janis @BrendaLWood1970 @OhNoSheTwitnt I said at the time that she’s worse than the actual rapist(s) justices, and I stand by that. Forced pregnancy is just several months of being raped, IMO.
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@StudentsforLife So real men force women and children to use their bodies for things they don’t want?
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