Seth Dillon
@SethDillon
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Obama is calling on men to vote. Harris is appealing to women. When it really matters, even Democrats can't help but admit there are only two genders.
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A husband and father reached out with some feedback on my pro-life position.
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Democrats: “We must stop the spread of misinformation.”. Also Democrats:
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@BarackObama "It sucks those kids died, but remember George Floyd? He's who I'm still thinking about." — Barack Obama.
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The Babylon Bee was tossed in Twitter jail 7 months ago for a joke that referred to an adult male as a man. We could have restored our account at any time by deleting the tweet, but we refused. It was the right call. Never censor yourself, and never apologize for speaking truth.
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So Biden gave loads of money to Ukraine, who gave loads of money to FTX, who gave loads of money to Democrats. Sounds like a potentially massive scandal the media will have absolutely no interest in covering.
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You can’t say “no uterus, no opinion” anymore. You gave that up when you said trans women are women.
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Put another way, a woman whose family did not violate the law spoke to people who appreciate that.
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The Bee will hit 2 million followers soon. We had 1.5 million when Twitter first locked us up. We now have more followers, reach, and revenue than ever before — not because we acquiesced, but because we stubbornly refused to bend the knee for tyrants.
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This is how you handle woke bullies. You refuse to give them what they want because what they want is your integrity. The Bee is doubling our pledge to advertise on X from $250k to $500k. I wish we could do more but we spend too much on DoorDash.
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Musk reached out to us before he polled his followers about Twitter's commitment to free speech. He wanted to confirm that we had, in fact, been suspended. He even mused on that call that he might need to buy Twitter. Now he's the largest shareholder and has a seat on the board.
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The Babylon Bee has gained over 200,000 followers since we were locked out a month ago.
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I wouldn’t trade Saturday mornings with my kids for anything.
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If it’s unclear what a woman is, how does Biden know he’s nominated one?.
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I just received this notice that we’ve been locked out of our account for “hateful conduct.”
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Ways Twitter has changed since @elonmusk took over:. - Less child porn.- Less politically motivated censorship.- Fewer bots.- More active users and engagement.- More transparency.- Jim Carrey left.
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This was such a good exchange. Tim backed him into a corner and he didn’t even see it coming.
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We're not deleting anything. Truth is not hate speech. If the cost of telling the truth is the loss of our Twitter account, then so be it.
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Google: Misinformative content violates our policies and will be removed. Also Google:
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I haven’t forgotten that churches were forced to close while casinos and strip clubs remained open.
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If you have kids in your twenties you can go out in your forties without a sitter.
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The New York Times has reached out to The Babylon Bee for comment on our election misinformation.
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100 percent of straight men are unwilling to date gay men dressed as women.
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Some of our readers have expressed concern about this report, suggesting it did not meet the high journalistic standards they've come to expect from us. We want you to know that we've listened to you. We've heard your voices. And they are stupid.
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The people who have assured us they aren't censoring anyone are incredibly distraught to learn they won't be able to censor anyone.
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Objecting to Twitter becoming politically neutral is to admit that it isn’t.
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They attack Musk because they hate freedom, and they hate freedom because it threatens their power to control the narrative. It really is that simple. As others are pulling their ad spend to punish Musk for the crime of letting free people speak, the Bee is committing to.
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If it’s not too much to ask, I’d like to opt out of funding terrorism when I pay taxes.
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Here’s South Park mocking the insane idea that men can actually become women. This clip is from 2005.
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I asked Musk why he thought wokeness was so harmful. This was his response.
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He said he wouldn’t rest until he got the hostages home safely. “They have my word,” he promised. Then he went to the beach and retired.
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If your account is indistinguishable from parody, who’s to blame for the confusion?.
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Mowing your lawn is racist. Working out is racist. Math is racist. Not wearing a mask is racist. Hard work is racist. Grammar is racist. Highways are racist. America is racist. Not hating yourself is racist. Treating skin color as more important than anything else: not racist.
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I just learned that a fat guy won a women's beauty pageant.
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To woke leftists — the insanity you tried to shove down everyone’s throat is the reason you lost. It’s time for introspection.
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This kid has more courage, conviction, and clarity of thought than most adults today. Powerful stuff. I can’t imagine how proud his parents are.
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I want to personally apologize to everyone we harmed when we misgendered this brave, beautiful woman. I’ll be stepping away from my role as CEO of the Bee for a time to reflect on why we got this wrong and how we can do better.
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The FBI raided the Babylon Bee's headquarters this morning and took both of our jokes. They even confiscated a draft of an unfinished third joke that hadn't yet harmed anyone.
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Taliban Spokesman Finally Banned From Twitter After Sharing Babylon Bee Headline
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BREAKING: Twitter just locked out @libsoftiktok for posting a thread about several recent drag shows for kids. The thread allegedly violates Twitter's rules against "abuse and harassment.". You know what's actually abusive? Drag shows for kids.
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Hey @tim_cook, if you make Americans choose between free speech and Apple, you might be surprised how many of us choose free speech.
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Every five years she has to delete the tweets from five years ago saying we only have five years left.
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When we joked about Vivek, he laughed and leaned into it — then sat down with us to talk about the need to take ourselves less seriously and lose our "hunger for sanctimony." He's an impressive guy all around, but this moment really stood out.
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Young children should be trained to say, “You’re making me uncomfortable,” or “I’m telling my parents about this inappropriate conversation”whenever a teacher starts talking about their sexual orientation or gender identity in the classroom.
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Hey @brianstelter, would you be interested in working for the Bee? We're looking for talent with experience putting out funny fake news. You come highly recommended. Shoot me a DM if you're interested!.
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Christianity Today says the Babylon Bee "has run a number of anti-trans jokes—mocking both particular transgender people like Levine as well as fictional trans people.". Our jokes are not anti-trans. They're pro-truth. The idea that men can become women is false (and funny).
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The discredited, scandal-ridden smear factory known as the SPLC is about to publish a hit piece doxxing several of our “Not the Bee” writers who wished to remain anonymous so they could speak freely, without fear. The SPLC extracted sensitive information from our site, then used
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Imagine having a worldview so weak you have to prevent high schoolers from challenging it.
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Their greatest fear is that Trump might behave like them.
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He’s not perfect. He’s made mistakes. And he’s been wrong about one or two things. But every day he gets up and fights for you. Every day he wards off attacks without backing down, without losing heart. And here’s a picture of him having dinner with Donald Trump.
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I just learned that one of the co-founders of Twitter, Evan Williams, spoke to the Associated Press after Trump was elected and apologized for his role in making that happen. He went on to say he was wrong for thinking that the world would be a better place if there was a.
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How did you survive his first term? Were you in hiding?.
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32 million church-going Christians are "unlikely" to vote in this election. The last contest was decided by thousands of votes, not millions. This election is ours if Christians will do their duty and vote to restrain evil.
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It's tough to present yourself as the rational one when you're wearing a mask outside in 2024.
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Twitter used to be a place where false narratives were protected and promoted. Now it's a place where they're challenged and corrected. It's easy to think Musk has botched everything if by "everything" you mean the old system of strict narrative control. But he meant to abolish.
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I tested negative for COVID-19 but positive for antibodies, meaning I had the virus but no longer do. I never had any symptoms.
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I didn't want to make this video. I wanted to take a nap. But my hand was forced. "Big Con" replies to Steven Crowder.
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Sane people: "I don't think children should be sexualized, exploited, or mutilated.". Leftists: "You hear that? They want gays and trans people to die.".
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Biden literally just sued Texas to try and prevent them from securing the border.
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Babylon Bee Releases Hilarious J6 Mockumentary: ‘The Most Deadliest Day’
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We need a show called “To Catch a Groomer” where cops organize fake “family-friendly” drag shows and then arrest all the parents who show up with their kids.
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1/ The exposure of @libsoftiktok isn't journalism; it's pure intimidation. They're threatened by her effectiveness, so they hope to silence her by making her too afraid to continue. They want to raise the cost of doing her work so high that she has no choice but to quit.
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We’re nearing the point where we’ll need Elon Musk to buy an airline, fire most of the staff, and make merit-based hiring and safety its top priorities.
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Stephen Hawking said, “Religion is a fairy tale for people afraid of the dark.”. John Lennox replied, “Atheism is a fairy tale for people afraid of the light.”.
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Doctors once thought lobotomies were healthcare, too. They were wrong.
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The Babylon Bee just hit 4 million followers on X. We had just 1.4 million when we were suspended back in 2022. Thanks to @elonmusk for making comedy legal again. And thank you to our followers for sharing our stuff. None of us can believe we get to make you laugh for a living.
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Why would a man burning himself alive make us want to side with terrorists who still haven’t surrendered or released all of their hostages? Someone explain it to me like I’m Kamala Harris.
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How many people has Twitter permanently banned for being right too soon?.
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If Trump were as bad as Biden and other Democrats say he is — if he were a tyrant on par with Hitler himself — then why would they be grateful to hear he's safe and doing well? Either their characterizations of Trump are false or their sympathy is.
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