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I am old enough to remember when Trump called men who took a bullet for their country losers and suckers.
I like presidents who don't get shot in the ear.
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@polo_man404
A cabinet style TV with a record player on one side and an 8-track player on the other.
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@finnuhdoit
@Wompanafrank
You left out: "We made brownies, and I think we're dead, I really do."
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@prolifelou
Not a single pro-choicer think rapists shouldn't be in jail, or that you shouldn't be able to carry your pregnancy to term.
Not one.
But thanks for another example of forced birthers needing to lie to support their narrative.
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@GeorgeTakei
My favorite is the romantic comedy with Meg Ryan.
No, not that.
No, not that one either.
This one.
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@LiveAction
That is not what a baby looks like at 7 weeks old.
THIS is a baby at 7 weeks old.
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@iconicjacki
@h0neytea_
@Enhlebutterfly
Exactly.
It's just like that movie were Sandra Bullock tricked the homeless kid into coming home with her and them forced him to put himself at risk for traumatic brain injury.
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@catcontentonly
@Popehat
So one cop shot another cop.
To borrow a term from law enforcement: NHI.
@ChristineEliaz
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@VivekGRamaswamy
If by "exactly," you mean, "not in any way, shape or form."
S230 does NOT allow private citizens to sue people for saying something the state finds objectionable.
In fact 230 PREVENTS that from happening.
Did you just make this nonsense up or did the AM radio voices say it?
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@TedLassoIsLife
@Toheeb_Jimoh1
@TedCommunity
@CultofLasso
@LassoCast
@lassocon
@oldrebeccarocks
@Darveyinbed
@TheTrentCrimm
@tedlassopod
@tedlassomoments
In less than a minute tell me
@jasonsudeikis
is going to win another Emmy without saying he's going to win another Emmy.
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@EddieBacon9
@CalltoActivism
"I am also very nice," rings hollow when you just spent an entire tweet telling us you're not.
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@asker_hailey
I remember right after that he listed the 5 things you can be in the eyes of the New York post, an Angel, a Tot, a Hero, a Perv, and...
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@NorrinR06303580
@steve_vladeck
Every blue state needs to pass similar laws aimed at gun ownership tomorrow and let's see how fast those obstacles are overcome.
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@BadVaccineTakes
@BadCOVID19Takes
I got fully vaccinated and then they let Bill Cosby out of prison.
I am so sorry.
I didn't know what I was doing.
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@stillgray
Yes, because crowds of people stop what they doing to watch totally normal behavior.
If you think thus behavior has been "normalized in America," then you're the problem you need to solve.
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@WilliamShatner
@TedLassoIsLife
@Independent
He's no longer WITH the Independent.
He is now
@TheTrentCrimm
, Independent.
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@George94360141
@DanEvans83
@ITFTennis
@Tokyo2020
@Olympics
Really?
I thought she was competing in tennis, not interviewing.
Her job is playing tennis, and the fact that you feel entitled to anything else is, quite frankly, vile.
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@BrentWoodcox
@greg_doucette
Pointing out that a "Durham weed lawyer" knows the law better than you is NOT the win you think it is.
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@DoomScroling
So, if a 1 year old could get pregnant, he would demand that baby have a baby?
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@bibleradioapp
@LiveAction
You could do that if you really wanted to.,
Just mandate vasectomies for all men who reach puberty.
No sperm means no pregnancies
No pregnancies means no abortions.
So, how badly do you want to abolish abortions?
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@George94360141
@DanEvans83
@ITFTennis
@Tokyo2020
@Olympics
I wonder what it is about her that makes you thinks she doesn't get to make her own choices in life.
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@OperatorCreator
Thanks for not only demonstrating that you have to redefine words in order to defend your narrative, but also for doing away with that silly lie that you are pro-life.
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@HamishWheezy
@AbortionChat
If you think women decide when and where the ovulate, then you lack the fundamental understanding of this subject necessary to have an intelligent conversation.
Read a book and get back with me.
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@NicoleSugarYT
@emilybrooksnews
Well, according to the man who helped create all three of those songs, this Beach Boys song is better and " is one of the few songs that reduces [him] to tears every time [he] hear[s] it."
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@JeffreyVButler
@DanPriceSeattle
I think you need to consider getting access to the internet where a simple search using the engine of your choice would have let you know every Chipolte is corporate-owned.
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@AFCRichmond
@TheCoachBeard
What does he mean, "Through pointing?"
Oh, wait.
I think I get it.
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@BadLegalTakes
When you hit someone in front of a national audience, your actions are protected under HIPPA.
Everyone knows this.
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@Svenmoravec
@misanthropemime
@dellcam
Yes, because when a fisherman is freezing to death after going overboard in the Bering Sea, he last words are always, "Thank god, no one is shooting at me.".
Side note. The VAST MAJORITY of police deaths come from their own negligence.
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@recalltonal
@b1blazin
@glowingcanary
You said that with such authority I must wonder if you just made that up or did you hear someone else say it and blindly believed it because you sure can't point to a single local, state or federal statute that supports that nonsense.
Exclamation point.
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@LiveAction
The pox-filled blankets the settlers gave to the natives were "𝒈𝒊𝒇𝒕𝒔," so saying a baby is a "𝒈𝒊𝒇𝒕" isn't the ringing endorsement you think it is.
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@deaflibertarian
When I was in first grade I was ignorant of such things because gay people were closeted and no one had two mommies or two daddies.
Things are better now.
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@ChomnanB
@Death2Misogyny
@bibleradioapp
@LiveAction
If you could tell me what word or words you didn't understand, maybe I can dumb their comment down to your level.
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@RepJackKimble
So, do you think the virus was killing vaccinated people up until now?
It has ALWAYS targeted unvaccinated people.
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@chris_notcapn
Next they'll ask for the video of the murder not be included as well, because that really is prejudicial.
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@ask_aubry
@cynical_tutu
I love his whole, "men aren't the ones with restricted preferences," schtick.
I have only one thing to say to that....
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@danielkotzin
A similar thing happened to me when I was at the dentist.
It was the dentist himself who leaned in and whispered in my ear...
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@sabfreeman13
@phillycheryl
Also the vaccine.
Don't forget she spent it on developing the vaccine.
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@ChomnanB
@bibleradioapp
@LiveAction
Because women can be as promiscuous as they want and never get pregnant unless a man leaves his sperm inside of her.
Women shouldn't have to pay for your inability to control where you leave your sperm.
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@LilaGraceRose
Did you just make this up or did every adult in your life fail you?
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@ZatiseB
@lorelaiswelton
Did you miss the foreshadowing of Nate stabbing Ted in the back all the way back in S01E02?
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@PMC713
@StudentsforLife
Since you haven't cared enough to try and adopt any of the 6,000 kids waiting for parents in Texas before you read this story, no you can not adopt this baby.
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@tchirkine
@bblock29
@Alicia0Givens
I normally only use this with republicans, but sadly, you've earned it.
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@porousfreakk
@h0neytea_
She sure had a lot of high end tech equipment for an 18 year-old with no job and no financial support from her family.
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@murphy_thom
@MsBlaireWhite
The NYT claimed John Kelly told them Trump didn't say it, but Kelly says the report was true.
At least I'm not laughing the way Trump laughed when a MAGA maniac attacked Paul Pelosi.
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@nickmohammed
Don't think we haven't noticed Nate's hair slowly going prematurely grey just because no one around him has brought it up yet.
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@ChomnanB
@AnneUndone1
@bibleradioapp
@LiveAction
No one is agreeing with you.
Who other than men/boys do you think get women/girls pregnant?
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@sbworking1
@Jessicam6946
@Alicia0Givens
Actually, it's "a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, AT THE TIME OF THE ADOPTION OF THIS CONSTITUTION."
So, unless Musk became a naturalized citizen 233 years ago, then he does not me the criteria set forth in Article II Section One.
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@EddieBlake__
@StormyDaniels
Most of them worked out great.
Now stop touching yourself and help your mother unload the dishwasher, you freeloader.
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@piratefourhire
@WFKARS
I haven't been present for a single Academy Awards ceremony, but I can guarantee you pigs did fly at any of them.
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@WYOArmyMom
@catturd2
I got my first jab and the Twitter said Biz Markie had died.
Luckily it was just a rumor.
I got my second jab and then he died for real.
Coincidence?!?!?
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@goofypammy
@MsBlaireWhite
There was a witness from Trump's own cabinet.
@murphy_thom
@MsBlaireWhite
The NYT claimed John Kelly told them Trump didn't say it, but Kelly says the report was true.
At least I'm not laughing the way Trump laughed when a MAGA maniac attacked Paul Pelosi.
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@KristanHawkins
@Kahlis_8
Abortion wasn't up for a vote until the Dobb's decision, you know, the decision you brag about announcing to the world.
Every "baby murder" in Ohio is now on your shoulders.
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@John3FiveLover
@MIFarmSB
@Karmatrumpsgod
Cancer is a new life that forms in women.
By your logic they can't remove that either.
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@LangmanVince
It's pretty telling that when a guy takes a stand against racism, you find that "anti-American."
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@This1drlandLife
Liberal women aren't the ones telling other women they have to have sex with their husbands even if they're not in the mood.
That's all conservative Christian women.
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Someone asked, "What if Mrs. Lovett replaced Miss Hannigan?"
@KChenoweth
has the answer.
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@CassyWearsHeels
BREAKING: Missouri governor declared open season on Black people by pardoning the Bonnie and Clyde cosplayers who illegally threatened protestor walking on the sidewalk outside their home.
There, fixed it for you.
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@expensive_fails
@LookedExpensive
It's not so much the amount of power as it is the lack of downforce.
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@ChronFalkenberg
No. It wasn't.
They also found this guy, but for some reason, he was treated differently.
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A cop in Tuscon has been fired after shooting a 61 year-old, wheelchair-bound shoplifting suspect in the back NINE TIMES.
WARNING: This video is graphic.
@ChristineEliaz
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@candymh46
@HotepDadMax
@BenignVanilla
@JudasDubois
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@ChomnanB
@bibleradioapp
@LiveAction
Maybe if you were just nice to women, you wouldn't have to pay for it.
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