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Someone, not going to say who, adopted a gorgeous calico last night. She only has one eye, but she's perfect and I will fight you.
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@jhattoncomedy "why won't this stone bleed? I've been squeezing and squeezing! What's wrong?".
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@ThePlaylist Believe what? That he groomed and married a child? Because, last time I checked, that was public record and not something he denies. That ALONE should keep people from wanting to be near him.
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@KatyMontgomerie They think "dysphoria" is a foreign meal that's sounds too fancy for them to try.
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@daralynn13 Plus, my president wears a fucking mask.
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@SocietyQueen999 Men hate cats because cats are the living embodiment of consent.
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@elijahwood @AngryLawyerLady @LOTRonPrime @DonMarshall72 @DomsWildThings @BillyBoydActor For everyone asking "Where's Samwise?". Don't worry, our lads are all kings.
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@LaurenWitzkeDE You think ballet is only for kids??.
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@GothamChief Tony walked so Jen could twerk
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@PunishedHoots So, this is anecdotal, but I remember a big push against Chinese food in particular in the late 80s/early 90s, with MSG being branded as some health risk, and rice being called "empty carbs." Particularly white rice. I absolutely bought it for decades.
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@GeauxGabrielle I feel her response was the best response possible. Stating clearly she believes it, and mentioning that she saw the erosion of safety when she was there. Our societies continued desire to watch abuse unfold is terrifying.
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@JimSwiftDC The Impeach Boys.
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@BadWritingTakes "It reads like a right-wing YouTuber's clumsy understanding of what a "diverse" show is.". Both episodes (i tried, i really did) felt like a right-winger writing jokes they think the "woke" would like. Weird tone, mean-spirited as hell, and just bland.
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@daralynn13 I'm an unabashed Warren fan. No question. However, we need to stop this whole narrative right the fuck now. No one is going to swoop in at the DNC and unmask themselves as the REAL candidate. No good can come from this idiocy. Just get used to saying "President Biden" and relax.
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@niccruzpatane So it's totaled, but it held up well? That. that doesn't track.
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@ScriptTrooper And that's different from every other character and weapon in Star Wars since 1978 how, exactly?.
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@NOATSny @witchandry @papalcow "What do they call pro-Nazi's?". "I dunno man, I didn't go to any Republican gatherings".
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@peachybaz I love that the editor out and out admitted that neither he nor the author of that piece even watched the video they are "responding" to.
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@jessgpalm @BlkBelleFlower So wait. all those times I've volunteered and tried to help out my community I should have stayed home since I'm not a therapist? You are coming out against volunteering to help others? Holy shit.
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@marcusbarnett_ @shaun_vids @BBCNews Big "Listen, when my father, the inventor of Chilean dictatorships, hears about this, he will *not* be happy" energy here.
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@GLuk502 because that would mean both sexes are equally oppressed. They aren't.
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@AIprojectatlas @TheOmniLiberal So you think donating to cops makes you look good in any way?
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@fayekinley @ohnoNOTFEMINISM This might be the funniest fucking thing i've seen in months. I'm dying. "Why would you send me that" might be the best response he could have possibly sent. The lack of self-awareness is just beautiful.
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@MeghanMcCain Well. If you'd earned any of your inheritance, maybe people would listen. Sadly, you could have done nothing in life and still wound up rich off the backs of the rest of us. You didnt earn it, so maybe back up.
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@ItsDanSheehan @RoyalHoeliness Older Millennials watched kids out ages running out of Columbine, and then saw them try to pass laws banning video games. We got to see how this truly started, and how the GOP mastered the art of gaslighting and deflecting.
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And for all the people saying "it's not gonna make it out of committee!". That isn't the point. If you don't understand how presenting bills like this over and over is part of how the right normalizes their ideas, then you're part of the problem. This won't end.
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@Gillette Why exactly are men mad about this? I see lots of whining, but no actual reasons. Apparently we need an ad campaign telling men not to be cowards too.
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@CaelanConrad I also don't love that she has ONE example. That doesn't help how you look, Jo.
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@CosmaTud0r @benshapiro You do know that publishers decide what they publish, right? That, as a business, they can choose what they do? Millions of books have been turned down for publishing. Millions have just stopped being printed due to poor sales. This is such a silly, ahistorical take.
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@J_L_Colvin @s8mb There is no such thing as "flavor without flavor." It tastes like something. So, what flavor are you talking about?.
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@bed__wards @NathanJRobinson I mean, yeah. She made the choice. She wanted it. Why would we deny her autonomy and decisions like that?.
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@AngryBlackLady I have never cared about the Royal family in my entire life. They are just silly and completely worth ignoring. BUT I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON NOW! I am fucking riveted, and I can't even relax enough to feel shame. GIVE ME ALL THE DETAILS.
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@1Schoolhouse @SirensRequiem @mylifeiskara "Buttermilk ranch" had me giggling and gagging at the same time. This is brilliant.
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@larianstudios I feel a shout out to @_HEALTH_ is in order for doing their Spotify message to fans dress as Shadowheart.
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@JimSterling A gif I plan on getting a LOT of use out of.
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@redditships This is the first time in my very long-winded life that I have no comment. I don't even know where to start.
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I'll never forget working in a locally owned place circa 2006 and getting in an order of "commemorative 9/11 lighters," only to open the box and have 30 of these staring back at me. You might be surprised to hear they weren't universally loved.
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@bed__wards @KnoxBetrayed @NathanJRobinson She defined it as traditional. Still does. You're arguing something no one brought up.
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@brooklynnn_ nope. that's how I have this beautiful mane. Maybe twice a week. Dry shampoo when needed. Also i do a leave im conditioner every 2 to 3 washes.
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@evileyeofchaos @mweis200 @Scouter_612 @TheRedJoka @CerberusXt The entire series is about the evils of war, the horrors of the American military machine, and why it's horrible. There are few series more political than Metal Gear. I highly recommend you try the series. All great stuff.
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@thedailybeast And yet they didn't mind when Rosanne said it. Hmmmm
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@zulways Wait. Hbomb forced James to lie and plagiarize and steal? How so? I'd love to see you outline this.
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@redfishstream For anyone saying these Black Panthers aren't heroes, want to explain why these folks are? Hmmm? I just can't put my finger on the difference.
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@ThePencilPimp Can you point out why Asgard needs to be all white? Do you have a citation for that or anything? Or is Asgard a fantasy world that can have whatever makeup it wants?.
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@JenJen2182 @td21241 Hold on, he has to badly photoshop something first.
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@Blaydenn67 @MoistenedTart This is awesome. More people need to recognize that they grew in different directions. There is no fault there, no blame. It's just life. We should be cheering our exes on to be as happy as we are.
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@sill_el @HAWofPA @Franklin_Graham No claim has been debunked. At all. The one story that would have was retracted by Fox, who admitted they fucked up. So. go ahead and support someone that misses slavery and wants to take away women's right to vote. And got disbarred and removed from the bench.
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@Name__Error_404 @CultureCrave @MCU_Direct What? No he wasn't. What are you talking about?.
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@CadiaStands @pyromercenary2 Yeah, that's not at all true. This is what happens when kids fail to actually learn history before spouting off.
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@TomiLahren @AOC The closest Tomi will ever get to Congress. Or a real job.
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@XsaizzyX @_celia_bedelia_ She's Lebanese. What do you think the answer to that is? Especially given that she grew up in a state with a heavy Muslim population, including many from Palestine? We gotta be careful about letting our desire to stand up for others tip us into bigotry.
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@v_____r___ @slowboattohades @Itssan17 Looks like Crowe is spot fucking on in looking like Zeus
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I've wanted to adopt another cat for a long time, but didn't want to distress my old lady cat. She passed on Monday, and suddenly today a male tabby that needs a home found me. I'm picking Sebastian up today. The right cats ALWAYS find me. It's actually unbelievable.
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@redditships He didn't spend eight grand on a PC. I have one of the best gaming laptops on the market (which are higher price points than PCs) and it was just under 4. He spent it on other shit and doesn't want you to know. Period.
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@HowLongToBeat @IGN So I'm just terrible apparently. Or had ADHD and get distracted by everything I see.
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@ask_aubry For anyone that wants to ruin their whole day, here's a write up on it, and a link to the actual journal. It's absolutely as bad as you think.
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@_SJPeace_ Given that we're losing roughly 9/11 every other day in this country, any "memorial" for it today seems sickeningly hypocritical. But these stories are STILL happening. And this isn't because of a terrorist attack. It's because America is sick.
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@Ms_Deathwish No. As a brilliant mutual pointed out once, straight men never seem to like women.
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@JoshBruecks No, they are just that disappointed in your performance.
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@diddlywiddly Oh god. I shared this in a work chat (5 males) and NONE OF THEM GOT IT. So yeah, your theory is 100% correct.
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@myname_is_meelo @samvariant @AsGrze @driiftyfilm Fuck, I hope Hardy doesn't miss time filming while he's in the burn unit for this.
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@JennyENicholson Um. if i remember correctly, a LOT of people in your footage are filming. Is it because you had a nicer camera? Is there a monetary threshold for the camera that puts you on the outs?.
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@_celia_bedelia_ @JocelynBenson Michigan women are the type that make Trump afraid to get out of bed in the morning. We're going to bury you in November, DT Barnum.
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@redditships Men are too emotional and fragile to be dating.
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@CtrlAltDel_user @SomaKazima I think it's fair for others to not want to be recorded, and asking someone not to film while you're in the shot is completely fine, and people should respect that. Always. This is not that situation.
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@DeanMiller1978 @OhNoSheTwitnt Don't forget that if one woman has or does lie about a sexual assault, it applies to all reports for all time ever.
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@redditships So 40 year old man moves in with 20 year old and now sees issues forming years later? . SHOCKING.
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@shaun_vids I feel Scotland is nailing it right now.
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Declaration of God Save the King met with boos in Edinburgh #Scotland
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@Charalanahzard @boomborks Not even 15 minutes before some male started joke policing. Shocking turn of events.
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@CNN Amazing how many seem to "fail," but no recall or adjustments needed. One explodes? Whelp, time to scrap the whole thing.
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@evileyeofchaos @mweis200 @Scouter_612 @TheRedJoka @CerberusXt That means nothing. Many, MANY people from other countries get it. It's a Japanese series for fucks sake. That's no excuse.
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@WyerSmith @LilyEvansMFC @luneargentee @greg_jenner You shouldn't want ANY woman to experience it, and if it didnt dawn on you until you had daughters, you've proved the threads thesis.
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@ItMeRachH @ParkerMolloy @roseveleth My sister, best friend, and my roommate have all gotten sterilized. Even after having an ovarian tumor removed, it took years for my sister to find someone to do it. All 3 had to go through medical hell for years to find someone that let them decide for themselves. Utterly vile.
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@RealCandaceO "Sexual preference" is a shorthand way to say "I'm a homophobe who doesn't understand how sexuality actually works.".
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@J_L_Colvin @s8mb So then your first post is nonsensical. We make it taste like specific flavors. Not sure what you're confused on here.
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@CoryBMorgan TRANS people are letting down the LGBTQ community?. Um. what does LGBTQ stand for, Cory?.
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@__Arthur_Dent__ @washingtonpost That's why we need better screening and testing, and a far higher bar for cops. Clearly we're hiring the worst.
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@letipezz @_celia_bedelia_ By this logic, we can't hate hemorrhoids, or allergies, or chronic pain. It's all part of our bodies! We shouldn't hate them! It's natural!.
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@MattBinder In their minds, calling out genocide and standing against it is literally the same as committing genocide. What a wild take.
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@BishForCongress Because all of these are bad, and sex is fucking fantastic. Weird that you think racism is a-ok, but sex is something scary.
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@awholeassmood @Awesomenezz The best part of WAP is it introduced me to Megan. That woman is ungodly talented. It's unbelievable. I would listen to her rap country lyrics she's so god damn good.
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@SwimingHammer @TurfYt @fandom_actual @OrgChaosForever @djairrick @WILIscredia Uh. Spider-Man 2099 is just Spider-Man. They only ever referred to him as Spider-Man. The 2099 tag was added to a ton of books at the time, because they were all future takes. No one ever refers to Miguel as "Spider-Man 2099".
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@IGN GTA V is considered one of the greatest games of the modern age? Seriously? God damn that's a low bar to set.
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