one time a girl i really liked demoted me to slampiece by saying “You know we don’t have to go on dates, right? Like we can just like hangout at your place, I’m free on the weekends any time after midnight” it was kinda humbling to get out fuckboy’d

@McConaughey this sucks so hard

RT @NorthernIion_LP: i spent an embarrassing number of hours on this #hopelesscore

@ChrisFolseRosen The game is sick AF

RT @wideofthepost: Wisconsin Trump margin: 29,634 Uncommitted: 48,373 Michigan Trump margin: 81,750 Uncommitted: 101,623

Retweeting with no particular reason today - It's been over 2 years since my vasectomy and I couldn't be happier about it

RT @NoahGarfinkel: Many people will continue struggling to come to terms with the election results, but there’s still a lot you can do: 1)…

@FlamingMyLips Damn you looking good buddy

@abernothing rip hopefully soon you can have the have the ice of you dreams. just got my ninja creami off ebay

@whstancil joe is not going get his base to the polls, you have to run on something more than I'm not trump

@dislocatia 💜💜

@chillwaveguy upset they didn't kiss

@chillwaveguy this was an amazing summer to watch football

@FlamingMyLips @iminamtg damn 🎩

@mary_swagdalene this is very fair

@mondayaddams_ truly a second job i'm redoing all my ductwork rn

@dislocatia 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@chillwaveguy Brave

@FlamingMyLips 🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩