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very sure of myself. not passing the bechdel test.

Regis Philbin’s Airvent
Joined July 2011
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@mary_swagdalene
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Oh, I’ve definitely got some to contribute here.
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@bobsredmilf
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8 months
what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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@ClodiaMET @NBABabySecret Bar attendees tend strike up conversation with the people seated next to them. Making friends is sometimes my goal when solo dining, but not always. It nice to have a table to yourself once in a while.
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never kys
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RT @unotfbg: what frank ocean did on pyramids can never be replicated
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@biggus_maximus @LordCarsonEsq I came in here to say this
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I truly expected Lucky Luciano in here.
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“Grr I hate the suburbs!” Average American suburb:
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@Principaljshag Love you for that. Yes but x10.
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@mary_swagdalene
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I got to mile 2 on my run, and I was like eh I can just walk the rest of the way. Then I remembered this video and did 2 more miles. I felt like death, but I did it! Now I’m on mile 2 of my walk. Gonna be 7 total today!
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she’s too real😭😭
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@ashamereally Show us too
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@AMAZlNGNATURE They’re all libras
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@mary_swagdalene
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@margebertha So you’re basically married
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@alexxxxresendiz One of my favorite sayings
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boss bitch ootd
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@mary_swagdalene
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We really need to be allotted more than nine pinned conversations on iPhone. I have more than nine besties and family members like?
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@mountaindewbyok @ericanextdooor Show us the haul please
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Which is why I live in the same city as my ex and we have not run into each other in seven years.
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