Lord Carson
@LordCarsonEsq
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Hippies in the 60’s only looked cool because of 35mm film. Now that you take that away they look very lame.
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It’s incredible how quickly baby name trends have switched. If you look at a class of 8 year olds it’s all “Paxxton, Reighlynn, Kayden” but now every kid under two is “Theodore, Eleanore, Beatrice” etc.
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Adults will say “oh I can’t host Christmas without a brand new remodeled kitchen in a 3,000 sq ft house full of designer decor”. Meanwhile the best Christmas parties of your childhood looked like this:
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I think people are just ready for people to actually wear formal wear regularly again. Look good, feel good.
NBA coaches should wear suits again. The team issued polo shirt or fleece era sucks. Bring style back to the NBA
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It’s funny how Germans immigrated to Pennsylvania and it literally looks exactly like Germany . Pop quiz: which is which below?
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One of the subtle details Mad Men nailed were the physiques, especially for Don. Men in the 50’s and 60’s had very normal physiques: thin, some lvl of musculature, but far from today’s either body builder or fat physiques
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Contractors of twitter, how much would a kitchen like this cost a client to build?.
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Eli Wallach was only 27 years old in 1966 for the filming of “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly”
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>Linen trousers.>$225.>54% polyester, 20% linen . This should be illegal
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I lived many winters like this. Would go out late at night with friends, jumping into snow piles and dodging cars. The warm glow of streetlights and the light pollution of the city meant that it was honestly brighter at night than the day . The snow absorbs so much sound.
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Why did Greek food never catch on as much as Italian food?.
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Reminder that about 90% of Pennsylvania looks like this outside of the cities: . Plus:.No major disasters.All 4 seasons.Mild winters and summers.Close to mid Atlantic powerhouse cities
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@PennMaxxing People don’t realize it but most culture is downstream of what poasters have been saying for years.
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“Welcome to the bachelor party, my dude. They’ve got a sick Triple Narwahl IPA that tastes like a liquified pinecone. It’s 12% alcohol. Don’t get too ‘lit’ though! After this we’re gonna hit up the barcade next door”
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There needs to be an equivalent of a rotisserie chicken but made of beef.
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The heavy smell of chlorine from a pool wafting through a hotel corridor while you walk barefoot to the ice machine.
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You need to be debt maxxing in your early adulthood for several reasons:. This is an actual serious thread. 1) inflation- inflation is your friend. The cost of your debt will godown every year. Ask any boomer who locked in a $400 mortgage payment in 1987 for a McMansion.
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The saddest archetype I observe is the comfortably numb 7-month-old baby with a “stable” home life . He probably wears a store brand diaper and sleeps in a respectable bassinet. He looks forward to his 7 pm breastmilk accompanied by the new rattle he’s shaking on the playmat.
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@NecktieSalvage “Sorry kids your diaper is gonna have to wait, daddy needs to sniff his candle”.
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“I work a sedentary office job and my only hobby is doomscrolling TikTok. I went on vacation to a country where you walk 30k steps a day and lost 10 lbs”
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“We had 2 liters of Coke, 75 pellets of methylene blue, 5 sheets of high powered thyroid, a salt shaker half full of aspirin, and a whole galaxy of multi colored uppers, downers, screamers, and laughers. And also a quart of OJ, a quart of skim milk, a case of pregnenolone, a pint
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Is there a specific word in any language for the sadness/beauty of moments spent with your children under the age of 2?. Like someday I’ll be long gone, my kids won’t remember any of it, but the moments happened . We laughed, we played, we talked but those moments have washed.
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Reminder that safari wear is officially in for summer of 2024.
You will be way better off listening to this guy instead of Huberman, trust me.
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Logging onto twitter as a full time manager of a local Panda Express
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“There’s a few Amazon packages out on the porch, could you go grab them please?”
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He was probably about 115 pounds here. Men in the past were tiny and very lightweight.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt during his time as Secretary of the Navy. Washington D.C., 1913.
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“I’m overtired, so I’m actually not going to fall asleep”
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Zoomers are calling me “sir” at work. Most of the young guys I see are immensely respectful, great senses of humor, looks maxxing, and extremely fit. Compared to millennials the fitness culture is way bigger . Overall the generation will be powerful.
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If you don’t take enough pictures like this, your grandkids will all just think you were a loser
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The new Rivian r3 is the only decent looking EV I’ve seen so far. Great boxiness and lines . The 80’s are back baby
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Are there any American cities where the urban downtown is both “alive” and priced for the middle class?.
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JD Vance ascending from Appalachia to VP is the final nail in the coffin of pushing back against what globalism and opiates did to Appalachia . You never give in, you never give up . You fight and take what is yours.
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Need an old beach house with a hallway like this with the creaky wooden floors.
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The whales yearn to fill our lamps with their oil to grant us the beauty of warm, natural lighting . They know the ugliness of LED’s is destroying us.
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He was 24 at the time.
An East German border guard, firing at a fleeing citizen in 1989.
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This was the average middle class kitchen in the 1950’s that could be afforded with a single income factory job.
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Twitter “advice” in the year 2024:.-limit protein, eat more fat and carbs .-smoke tobacco .-don’t lift weights .-no vegetables .-become homeless.
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When you’re a parent, holding a screaming baby who is hungry/tired, trying to feed them and put them to sleep, but they refuse and fight it completely to their own detriment…you finally come to fully understand God, who knows us perfectly but still we fight and refuse his love.
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Winter honestly isn’t bad when you get these levels of snow. It’s the muddy mushy gray skied ugly winters that rip apart your soul . Winter either needs to be 70 and sunny or 20 with 2 feet of snow.
The snow has been coming down all day,.with no signs of stopping. 🇨🇦
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We’re the first young couple to move into a 30 yr old neighborhood still populated by boomers. All the neighbors are very quiet, peaceful, and nice. We’ve met most and they all love seeing us out on our Lindy walks and just spending time outside. But the signs of decay are.
Many such cases. Neighborhoods of boomers holding onto their hoomer lottery tickets to see how high they go
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A very interesting and common type is the “steroid blasting T-Ball Dad”.-36 years old but looks 50.-Norwood 5+.-5’7”, 230lbs, at least 30+ BF.-benches 400, squats 500.-huge gear/beer belly.
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5) Life- another reason to debtmaxx is that there’s a decent chance you could die at any point before 70, which then solves the whole debt issue. Better to have enjoyed your youth than to save it all away for a future that’s not guaranteed.
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2)Enjoyment of Life- buy the boat now, get that sports car, buy that house with the view, take your family on an unforgettable trip…you’ll get a lot more enjoyment out of those things at 30 than you will at 70. Plus an old guy in a sports car just looks like a crabby grandpa.
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One of the best bathrooms I’ve ever seen.
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Life in prison for whoever coded this.
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Jcrew bringing the heat this fall: giant fit oxfords, plaid twill shirts, double breasted peaked lapel suits…
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It’s no coincidence that the median age of the US colonies during the golden age of piracy was 16. A younger world is a freer world
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@ccmembersonly This must be a fake picture because the sun is actually shining in Pennsylvania.
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4) Opportunities of life: kinda goes along with the last one, but if you buy a boat, country club membership, nice house in nice neighborhood…there’s a much greater chance your new and upgraded network will eventually cover your debts through those opportunities to make it.
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3) opportunities to make it- on a 40 year timeline, there’s a good chance you’ll either hit it big with a business, inheritance, personal injury lawsuit, crypto, etc to pay off all your debts. You’ll have had a numerically greater number of chances of “making it” at 70 than 30.
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If you’re a young guy:. Quit that summer job, cancel that internship, pack up your car and head West, head to the tropics, head overseas. There will always be another job. But youth is fleeting, and there’s adventure and fortune out there.
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@Pavldozer @AustinTunnell His stuff is great. Would be a dream to live in one of his places.
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@grifter_expert Everyone keeps focusing on the roads/signs but I honestly was using the pics for topography/folliage.
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One day you’re 21 in college then you blink and you’re 32. It happens quicker than you think.
Sometimes I think about the fact the Friday beers guys are all like 30. What started as a funny meme post college now has these guys selling “almost rush” tee shirts and making key bump memes for the rest of their lives.
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Digital photography .Led lighting.Slim fitting clothes . The errors of the 2000’s were great .But we will fix them
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Wife wanted baclava cheesecake from the local Greek place so we bought the whole thing lol. Insanely delicious
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This was sponsored by a local Orthopedic surgeon who needed to pay for a semester of his daughter’s college.
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Did any other parents of multiple kids get the direct deposit this morning? . All it said was “Freedom Cash-DJT” and then $150,000.
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It’s still crazy how coastal NC went from 400k homes with 3% interest to 875k with 7% interest in just the span of a few years. A lot of areas became completely unaffordable.
I Finished this home in 2018. It sold for $400k. Recently they resold it for $875k. Do they owe me some money or something? 😜
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Nothing tops coming home, wife holding baby smiling at you, toddler spontaneously starts dancing with joy at your arrival.
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The time will pass you by quickly . 20 will be 30 will be 40 will be 60 in the blink of an eye.
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What the anti alcohol people don’t understand is that drinking a few drinks with family and friends is immensely beneficial to your health. The energy from the buzz multiples with the love of your people.
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Would you live here with your family if it meant commuting 25 minutes to a 40 hour per week white collar job for 50 years? Why or why not?
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You may drink raw milk.You may even eat raw eggs.You may be brave and even eat raw beef. But do you have the courage to eat raw cookie dough?
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This guy is just straight up a clone of George Washington, right?
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Wonder how much a legit stone house like this would cost to build now.
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Pennsylvania is an open air retirement center at this point. Feels like the average age is 55+ when out in public.
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The change seen in medical drama’s like ER in the 90’s to modern medicine like “The Pitt” really highlights how far medical aesthetics have fallen . The worst change may be swapping the white coat for a hoodie
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“Sir, your favorite cousin is spending Thanksgiving at his girlfriend’s”
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Making the home you share with your family more beautiful is one of the most pure and soul fulfilling uses of money possible.
“Home Improvement” is a scam. People spend $300,000+ over their lifetime improoving & perfecting their house. Oh lets fix the water leak, improve the lights, get new furniture, IKEA, better pavement, painting, get a homestead garden blabla thinking that one day it will all “pay
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There are people who made my yearly salary yesterday trading shitcoins
Heading into the meat grinder today (working all weekend).
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Why do people get rid of their bath tubs? Soaking in a tub is one of life’s greatest pleasures.
Before and after! Now that’s a shower upgrade if I do say so myself. And it wasn’t even priced that bad at $16,000. Honestly could’ve priced this at 20k
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Average town inhabited by liberals vs average conservative town
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Hello everyone. I am alive and well! Lady Carson gave birth a few weeks ago to another beautiful little girl. We are all doing very well. Baby Carson 1 is adjusting great, is being a very good big sister.
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Most people’s lives would improve dramatically if they switched to a 3-12 hour shift or 4-10 hour shift week.
the 8-5 schedule is a nightmare for families, 5/7 days a week people are arriving home during the worst time of day for kids. everyone is exhausted, and then the adults can reconnect at 9 pm when they've had every last ounce of energy sapped out of them.
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Every HOA and local zoning rules should allow for a 20 foot masonry wall. The 6 foot wooden privacy fence is just not enough.
The walled courtyard is something you don’t see very often anymore.
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“The cost of living is lower here so your pay would be lower than your current role”
Interview in one minute send power.
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It has come to my attention that a lot of people missed the recent PFAS in drinking water ban. This was one of the biggest victories in public health in the US ever, on the same level as banning leaded gas and eradicating polio and smallpox . These “forever chemicals” as they are
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With a smaller home, you can splurge on the things that really matter, like upgraded hardware, appliances, design, etc
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Ghosts really fell off and became cringe when the average age of death spiked up. Back in the day you had a ton of little kid ghosts (extra spooky), random women of childbearing age, and men who died in horrific workplace accidents. It’s just gonna be really hard to be scared.
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@simonsarris I think public gyms should be a thing. To promote a healthier general population.
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You WILL get the 6 figure corporate job. You WILL live in the 2800sq ft house. You WILL take your family on a vacation to Disney world.
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@bryan_johnson Anything a lay person could do reasonably at this point? I see a lot of people in my practice with persisting damage. Would love to coordinate and work on this together to bring more widespread.
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@sanpellyenjoyer They really punch high above their weight in design. And they are much more fun to drive than any others in their class.
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@Mark_Sisson There’s a little known brand I see sometimes called primal kitchen that’s pretty good. My toddler loves the ketchup.
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