Brett Martin
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@UWApsych major by night, business owner by day. Or is it the other way around? Possibly the most honest asshole you'll meet. He/Him. Married to @BeckaTurner
The Vines, Ellenbrook
Joined June 2010
@nathanallebach You'll like this one. Optus Stadium in Perth. No carparks. You can't see it, but specially built train station. Walk bridge to the CBD. Parks everywhere. Entertainment district 5 minute walk away (off to the left).
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@MoistenedTart My ex-wife and I were both like that when we broke up. It wasn't until we were talking about it ~3 years later that we both had the lightbulb moment and went "Oh. ". We get on better now than we ever did when we were married.
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@cLeezyyy_ @ohmayagoshh_ @monoditrix @syiphee For an amusing anecdotal style, Stephen Fry's Mythos and Heroes are both quite good. Otherwise, is a good place to start. And yes, I agree, Bulfinch is excellent :).
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@ask_aubry Telling your spouse you stole the last of her favourite cookies is a prank. Putting shaving cream on your spouse's hand and then tickling their cheek is a prank. Telling your spouse you cheated on them is NOT a prank.
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@urfeministboss And if the woman in question said she'd like that? My wife is a strong independent woman who needs nobody. but she's a daddy's girl thru & thru. Her first husband didn't ask her dad, pretty much the only thing she asked of me for our wedding was for me to do so.
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@montanaman842 That we were making each other miserable at the end. Within months of divorcing, I’d lost weight & become sociable again (as opposed to a grumpy shit), and she’d gotten back into the photography she’d loved so much before our problems began.
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@MikeCarlton01 Talked to a mate of mine on that site about an hour ago. Apparently the discontent was palpable.
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@ESPNcricinfo Jasprit > Bevan.Malinga > Klusener.Hussey > Archer. The tough one is Akram v Dhoni. Both true champs, I think Akram's control of reverse swing JUST edges it in his favour.
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@Rhoniedotcom @BigIssue @Marina_Sirtis You literally could not be more incorrect if you tried. You clearly do not understand Star Trek in the slightest.
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@mmpadellan This guy would have a shot to become the Republican candidate. He's picked the wrong side. No chance in hell he'll get the Democratic nomination.
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@mariuyehara Genuine question: why would any POC or woman live in Alabama? Even if you're profoundly Christian, every law in the state considers you worth nothing.
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@janespeysdogs Love it. Watched a guy park his F250 across 3 bays one day, at an angle. Middle of Xmas shopping season. Three smart people got together, parked around him, right up against him. He was stuck there all day. 😂😂😂😂.
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@kela9123 @BenRothenberg This was what and who Novak has always been. He's never shied away from it. He can be funny, amusing, capable of the incredible, & a real djoker. But he's also always been 'It's all about me.' People think of Fed & Rafa, and think of class & respect. No one does with Novak.
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@vivafalastin @omarsakrpoet What'd Samuel Clemens say again? . "History doesn't repeat itself, but it sure likes to rhyme.".
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@TwitterDev WoTC/Hasbro recently had a 'Fuck Around & Find Out' moment with it's customer base by telling them what they could & could not do. Ask them how well that went.
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@RepBoebert @CapitolPolice You are directly responsible for inciting what happened in the Capitol. You don’t get to thank the law enforcement there, you’re part of the group responsible for endangering their lives.
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@TheRealMJ153 LOL, no. We're both very happily remarried. Her husband and I get along like a house on fire (which does actually drive her a little nuts 🤣🤣), and we live close to each other, which makes it better for our kids, but that idea is 100000000000% never going to happen! 😂😀.
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This guy is rapidly becoming my favourite Australian politician.
Democracy isn’t a spectator sport. It’s up to you. If you want to get involved, to help Labor get rid of Scott Morrison, get in touch now 👍🏽💪🏽🙏🏽.#auspol (part 3)
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@kc_birder @patriottakes Yeah, bingo. My first thought was "That nose can't possible be real.".
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@StarCouncils I'm just glad that for even those few moments, he got to feel the Star Wars universe love.
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@simonahac Wife is American, as is one of our children. Not once, not even for a second, did we think about bringing our kids up in the US.
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@ask_aubry Dude literally writes down what he sees women as, and it ain't as fellow human beings.
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@ponygirl923 She's working on the premise that if contraception is taken away, women are more likely to engage in abstinence. Completely faulty premise, engaged by a faulty mindset.
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@nancywyuen Honestly, to anyone who doesn't love Michelle Yeoh, just know that we can't be friends, m'kay!
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@hughriminton When even Andrew Bolt and Matt Canavan call your ban out as racist, you KNOW you're in the wrong.
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@Scottludlam I hope you feel vindicated Scott. Nobody is happy you had to step down, but you took Barney and Malcolm with you, & for that, we're grateful.
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@TPepple @NBCSWhiteSox You DO realise that America is not the only country with a constitution, right? Most democratic countries have one. Australia has one. We're just not stupid about a piece of paper.
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@shmaba @matthewmercer @CriticalRole Listen, I know this might sound stupid, but surely the Critter community has the combined technical & technological nous to be able to build a VR version of your incredibly designed theme-park?.
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@MizaDaDawn @gigi__supreme @OfficialFBMA @HBCUfessions If you intending on asking those questions on a first date, you don’t deserve a second date. Or even a first.
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@_SJPeace_ And to think, only 12 hours ago, another Karen tried to tell me racism doesn't exist in the US. .
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@USEmbAustralia EE-myu. NOT Ee-moo. Signed, An Australian married to an American, who's sick of hearing her murder the word.
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@AusFedPolice @JLo @shakira We understand this is meant to be light-hearted, but when most Australians don't think you're doing your jobs at the moment, perhaps you should be considering why.
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@AusElectoralCom @hughriminton Yeah, but since when have the LNP ever let the facts get in the way of a good story?.
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@fesshole This is not nearly the brag you think it is. Builder's dodged a bullet mate, not you.
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@BettyBowers @tedcruz I'd query that Australian figure. Our last census had a "No religion" result north of 30%. It was notable because it became the highest 'belief' system, surpassing Catholicism.
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One of the people in this discussion is amongst the most respected human beings in the world. The other is Malcolm Roberts. Don't try to take on #Attenborough on reputation @MRobertsQLD. You're bringing a feather to a sledgehammer fight.
Do you know what drove me to involved in twitter?. People like Malcolm Roberts who promoted fabricated fuckwhatery which leads to politicans who hurt humanity and have no positive impact on the world. Roberts is a useless idiot to the One Nation agenda.
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@notcapnamerica It's actually pretty easy. Diminishing authority. People used to privilege generally find it difficult to relinquish that voluntarily, and rarely cope well when it is taken from them involuntarily.
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@American4Love @briantylercohen This is part of the problem. US exceptionalism leads them to think that what works for the rest of the world won't work for them, that they're inherently special. They're not.
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@NOTMYARIEL8 A) Ariel is not real, so there is no such thing as 'authenticity'. B) Refer to A).
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@Simon_Breheny There are no 'laws of economics'. At the end of the day, money is purely a construct. Finance is purely psychology, as are economics. If we do away with money and economics, it affects the operation of the universe 0.00%.
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@BrentTerhune Endgame, the last half hour. That scene where Cap straps on his broken shield, readies to die fighting a hopeless cause and then gets Sam's voice in his ear? Still gives me chills, even having seen it a hundred times.
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@PaulineHansonOz @hughriminton As they should. A family law inquiry with you involved? It's like asking a donkey to sit on the bench of the High Court.
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@javafour @Ennaaseret7 Dude, you’re straight up incorrect. That hair is gorgeous. If you don’t like it, good for you. That’s your right. But don’t speak for the rest of us. My wife colors her hair all the flavours of the rainbow, and I find it sexy as hell. @BeckaTurner.
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@simonahac @Mojewhite I've wracked my brains and I can't think of a single academic who is worried about Craig Kelly being in 'detective mode'.
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@hughriminton @Barnaby_Joyce @newscorpaus This would be the same government that continuously strips funding out of the ABC, correct?.
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@Clonin_About A chronically underrated series. That final scene after Vader and Ahsoka fight at the Sith temple, as Ahsoka disappears into the darkness, is one of my all time favourite SW moments.
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@AnnaCifuR @whereisdaz Please tell me which research paper that belongs to. It clearly deserves a full read.
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@nobby15 McGowan has, unintentionally, changed the avg WA mindset. For the first time in a long time, maybe ever, the avg West Australian is thinking “You need us. We don’t need you. You’ll do it our way or not at all.” The LNP completely ignored that, and Labor hasn’t.
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@AvaniDias @Qldaah Yeah, but don't tell me Australia's youth don't know what's going on. Oh, and to the guy in the background: if that's your partner, don't fuck it up. Ever.
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@thejuicemedia I normally laugh at these, but it's hard not to just be angry. The degree of corruption within our govt is depressing.
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@vesaldi @wilw The irony of a white supremacist quoting a black rights leader knows no bounds. #alternatefacts.
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@emrazz I think it's highlighting what few people understood before the pandemic: apathy is not a 'neutral' state, it's a negative state. And many people can't comprehend that if they don't care, they're the bad guys, not 'neutral'.
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@libertycorn0123 @justinhorowitz_ What IS a "high quality dude"???. Even the description sounds childish.
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@OGchicken8074 @NotoriousOHM @wojespn Pretty much all the evidence from the rest of the Western world says no. That's the flaw with your argument. The US is NOT special. Western democracies everywhere allow gun ownership. They just don't have these incessant & innumerable mass shootings. Gun regulation works.
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@rickyfromCB @spottedpelican @byronkaye WTF?! You snooty bastard! I suppose you stuck a Monaro badge on that Emu too, didn't ya!. But yeah, seriously, watch out for those drop bears. They're nasty fuckers.
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@cymryraine @merryjest_Art @busstop_kris10 @HeatherAntos @MaraWilson Pretty sure she never said she would, Apollo just assumed that his lavishing her with gifts (including precognition) would be enough to win him into her bed. Wait. why does that sound so familiar. ? . #NiceGuyApollo.
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@notcapnamerica And if that privilege is something you don't self-recognise, when it is removed, you will default view yourself as being biased against or disadvantaged.
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@GregoryMHicks @matwhi Good grief. It's like Lahren saw that and thought "Hey, what a great role model!"
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@ask_aubry Not wrong. Fly on the wall. I've had the joy of watching my wife treat a car salesman similarly. I'll never forget his face.
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@SarkySage "Minority voices. ". Know what the largest religious belief system in the country is Margaret? Officially? . "No religious beliefs.".
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@billshortenmp No Bill, let Scott go. Your voter base wants a word with you about the #aabill. As in, not working at it, killing it. #KillTheBill.
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@bairdjulia @Qldaah Can anyone remember a headline like this when Barnaby's revelations came to light? Because I can't. And I imagine there'll be no $120k windfall TV special for Ashleigh Raper either. .
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@WorldWideWob Good grief. That's in the running for the greatest "Hold My Beer" moment in history.
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@williamlegate This has been the not-so-silent part all along. MAGA's got nothing to do with 'right', 'wrong', and improving the lot of avg Americans. It's always ALWAYS been about one cohort of Americans keeping their privilege and power.
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@mzqueeb @MadisonKittay I have a pair of nephews like that. I'm 5'11. My brother is 5'10. He married a 6'1 woman, her two brothers and her father are all above 6'9". Beau, the 8 year old, is already halfway up my torso.
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@SooshMeow @nathanallebach Stadium is multi-sport, so is used all year, so it's accessible all year. There's also a small jetty system on the river edge to allow for ferry public transport as well. It's a pretty amazing facility.
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@3AW693 That moment when you manage to make even Andrew Bolt look like a decent human being in comparison. .
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@Peter_Fitz He's not. That people like that are starting to speak up is indicative of just how bad things are.
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@ask_aubry “Hey Siri, show me what a misogynist and a rapist look like if you add them together.”.
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@amandadeibert @davidmweissman Already did it, but it doesn't settle until Jan 21st: bought a house.
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@tanya_plibersek @newtraveller Tanya, normally love your work, but now is not the time for you to be talking about gutless. @AustralianLabor just showed the spine of a jellyfish on the #aabill. And condemned a lot of jobs to loss in doing so. #RethinkingMyVote.
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@ihaveabluehat Jeez, when you're making Craig Kelly look like the smart one in a conversation, you're really in trouble. .
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@ew_wanders I don't say this lightly, but with the greatest of respect: leave him, and don't tell him where you move to.
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@Spider_Culture It's Wanda, and it's not close. A character so complex that we're still not sure if she's a villain, an anti-hero or simply a suffering mother. Elizabeth Olsen plays her spectacularly well, and even as a villain, we all want to see more of EO/SW.
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@bagofnuts_ @RedLi8ning Hard to see ANY movie experience topping this ever. Will never forget it. Opening night, midnight showing. The cinema I was in was packed, and people just lost it. Tears, screams, howls, shouts. Saw two old guys, must've been in their 80's, high-fiving.
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@FishFPS @briantylercohen Very few people who argue for gun control are NOT saying it's also about mental health. But someone suffering mental health issues with a knife is FAR less dangerous than that same person wielding an AR-15. Mental health is a difficult and ongoing problem. Guns needn't be.
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@itsArnaBack He’ll. No. I’m 43, and in my last year of psychology. My ONLY regret about going back to uni is that I didn’t do it earlier. I LOVE walking into campus, knowing I’m going to learn something new.
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@JordanHeckFF @OlgunUluc Never watched Pardon The Interruption. Might have to start. Good to see the hosts calling out anti-science BS, even though many would short sightedly argue "Hey, this isn't your purview!".
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