Schmoo’s Mimi
@MimiSchmoo
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So, I’ve been dabbling with epoxy projects. Just finished my first table.
What do you think?
I’m pretty pumped about how it came out
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@Mrs_L_Olivier
@snide_sally
@Kissmyazz24
@BonzillaG
@Dumfukdetector
@IsabellaEm1
@pondering_patty
@Evie4Freedom
Oh the horror of preparing a meal only to have it dismissed 😱
*something every woman on earth has had happen regularly
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@MysterySolvent
Imma just stay TF at home thanks. The pandemic has taught me that I don’t need to “people”.
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@DoomScroling
Why are these men teasing us by saying they don’t want to be married? They should be thinking about how to incentivize us to marry them. There is really no reason for us to get married
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@Timcast
Did I miss something? Is Hunter a member of the administration?
No? Then it’s nonya
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@snide_sally
Remember these are probably the same people who couldn’t find a clitoris with a map and one of these next to it
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@PopularLiberal
You know just the fact she is a she/black and appointed by Obama is already ticking him off. Her calling him Mr Trump set the fuse. I am laughingly anticipating the boom
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@DoomScroling
I wonder how his mother, a scientist/doctor feels about this crap coming out of his mouth.
I know how I’d react if my son spouted this nonsense and so does my son
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@KimberlyROSE50
No woman ever makes that decision lightly
The fallacy that women choose not to be pregnant frivolously is just sickening
It’s men who are responsible for unwanted pregnancies but it’s women who have to bear the burden
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@DoomScroling
Conflating financial support for a child with bodily autonomy is the most ridiculous thing ever.
Plus they forget that most child support is bupkis and wholly inadequate even “if” someone is fortunate enough to even get it regularly
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@ChefReactions
Thankfully I am a guest today and I was only tasked with baking challah. Made 8 total.
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@irishrygirl
@Srk1951mn
I get their anger but yes they would be cutting their nose to spite their face
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@Shulldaddy84
@eesgreene
@kinoct89
@AngelaLovesNY
@piper4missouri
@nerdgirldv
Are you really ready for the collective sigh of relief from every single female? Seriously don’t tease us with happiness
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@AaronHeikkila
@SouthsideTilly
@Harpe51585
@feliskittius
@muthaofdrogon
@melJsaysso
Who forced men to do those jobs?
Which one of them do you do?
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@DoomScroling
These obviously un evolved males are having some big feelings about not being tolerated by women any longer
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@Anneof1000Drags
My bad ass bff from high school does the same thing you do
You both deserve medals
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@DoomScroling
Sure 🙄
Then you find the husbands on Reddit asking are they TAH because they no longer find her attractive because her body didn’t magically revert back to pre pregnancy status?
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@ofctimallen
Sadly you have broken my grown son’s heart
His childhood hero has gone from Buzzlightyear to Trumpscumsmear
Shame on you
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@kayleehost22
It’s being delivered so obviously it’s a baby.
This is distraction because 99% of abortions occur well before this stage of development. Matter of fact it’s so much before then that it involves nothing more than two pills and a heavy period.
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@No_Qualmz
@Sisi_Yemmie
I didn’t have to because he did more than just provide money
He actually actively parented and participated in all that entailed. This was in the 60/70’s when fathers didn’t normally do that
That’s why I have high standards for what a real man is
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@GuntherEagleman
@Beard_Vet
@EricMMatheny
@RealKennyLee
Good to know where all the losers will be tonight
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@SpockResists
As a fitness professional since the 90’s she is doing absolutely nothing but damaging her joints
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@edendally
@joncoopertweets
Yeah because it was already returned to the proper authorities. Which your 🍊💩🤡 refused to, didnt, did but lied then had to raid his house and found more of.
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@smalls2672
They can’t reply because they are just now realizing that this exact thing happening in Texas has either happened to them or someone they know. They are also realizing it could be them or someone they love. They are gonna need a sec
They don’t deserve it
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@kayleehost22
No. Because they choose to be pregnant and are grieving the loss of their dream. Grief over lost possibilities is not indicative of the development of the fetus. Concerning the physical symptoms that also depends on the stage of pregnancy. Early miscarriage is the same.
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@TheUnvirgin
The worst tippers in the world are Sunday after church Christians at Cracker Barrel
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@geno_kusa
@Jim_Jordan
@HawleyMO
I like your style 😉
I allegedly may or may not have heard that lil Jimmy has a toe fetish and that may or may not explain what happened to Marge’s other toes
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@RepMTG
How exactly is investing in our infrastructure and our citizens putting America last and China first?
It isn’t and you know it
We know it and that’s why you are afraid to have it pass
Tick tok
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@tedcruz
@StephenAtHome
Remind me again who was on the ground mobilizing relief and funds during the power outage in Texas last winter?
We know it wasn’t you right Fled cause you were in Cancun
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@ian_mckelvey
Obviously you haven’t been out in public to experience any actual real live women.
That’s ok. We would rather not encounter you anyway
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@_nomadic_soul
Please if men could get pregnant abortions would be drive through, maternity leave would start at conception and last 12 years and abortion pills would be sold at gas stations in BBQ,Ranch and Flaming Hot flavor
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@MysterySolvent
Why TF wasn’t the mother on the stand? What kind of mom drops off her kid at a “Riot” armed like she is leaving him at the skateboard park?
One who knows he is planning on using his weapon
Or
One who doesn’t think it’s dangerous 🤷🏻♀️
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@AymannJames
If they are really pro life then they should pass:
Paid maternity leave
Affordable healthcare, housing, childcare
Livable wages
Ban assault weapons
Better education
Assistance for struggling families
They don’t support any of these things
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@CaseyDeSantis
@GovRonDeSantis
Yeah that surplus is probably from keeping funds from unemployment and pandemic assistance that the state failed to pay out. Make it as hard as possible for those who need it to actually get it.
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@RepDougCollins
First he is already being investigated since the previous administration was in office.
Second any potential crimes have nothing to do with national security
Third Trump is a traitorous criminal, focus on that
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Seriously if this weasel headed fucknugget gets anywhere near the White House we are all screwed
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@nathaliejacoby1
My sweet Rusty
Even though he has the attention span of a fly and the self control of a toddler with ADHD fueled by sugar and cocaine.
He is still smarter and more capable than her
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@7Veritas4
This thread made my Saturday so much better
I’ve appropriated many of these but I will offer this in exchange
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@DoomScroling
How do you stop the creature under the bed from grabbing your leg if your sheets aren’t tucked in tight 😳
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@davidmweissman
@RepMTG
@davidhogg111
I’d be happy to go toe to toe with her
I would outnumber her with my knowledge and my toes 😜
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@HonestYPTweets
Here is some unsolicited advice from an old woman for young women
1. Do whatever you want
2.Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
3. Enjoy your life
4. Have kids or don’t it’s completely up to you
5. Don’t depend on anyone else to be happy
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@leftcoastbabe
@GuelfiJohn
“Velveeta Voldemort” 🤣🤣🤣
My new favorite name for combover Caligula
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@DoomScroling
@EJMcPherson94
Lol
Meanwhile scientists have been fertilizing female eggs with random DNA cells and achieving reproduction
#SpermIsOverrated
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@BerryRazi
@Juliaswart3
@prochoicewoman7
@SSazuriWasTaken
@AbortionChat
You obviously are ok with slavery by suggesting that a woman must gestate and birth a child. Because that would be gestational slavery
Not completing the development of a fetus isn’t death because it was never an independently living person.
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@LilaGraceRose
His mother chose to have him. That was 100% her choice and I’m happy it went well for them. This choice is what we are fighting for. Because that choice won’t work for every woman and no one should be forced to birth a child
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@kayleehost22
I’ve had one and it actually would depend on how far along into the pregnancy one is. Pregnancy as in life has many variables and many different factors which can affect it.
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@SpeakerMcCarthy
When taxpayers dollars are spent on public education and schools are funded properly regardless of their location everyone gets the benefit
Diverting money to private schools is destroying fair and equal education
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@StephenPaulsen7
@DoomScroling
Actually yes it is. How sad that you require a magic sky daddy to tell you right from wrong.
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@mtgreenee
@TuckerCarlson
Things that don’t have a both sides argument
Slavery
The Holocaust
January 6th
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@MayoIsSpicyy
I had a thought about why she would wear formal long gloves during the day
I was hesitant to make comment’s because she did have cancer but in light of her unwavering support for Mo Ron DeManTits as president 🤷🏻♀️
My gloves are off
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@mattgaetz
Great precedent set
Just wait until a black teenager does the same thing
Will you hire then as well
No justice
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@ShearElliott
@ChefReactions
This is the one you criticize? This is what every fan of
@ChefReactions
wanted to see. A real person making a real meal that someone would actually eat.
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@phillybesilly01
@Kissmyazz24
@bluefairyfly
Neither can my husband
But I can call a plumber or watch YouTube and figure it out myself
I know how to use both power tools and a firearm
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@doubleAidenA
@BexWords
@Really123458797
@redusa21
Consent is always required and can absolutely be revoked at will and for any reason
Glad we could clear that up
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@srfn_fitness
Holy 💩
Thanks I seriously needed that today
I’ll be 59 next month and my oldest daughter is 38
Inside ugly always shows eventually
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@ksorbs
Dude any school child can google Melania and get X rated pictures of the First Lady. Real class 🙄
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@DoomScroling
I’ve never been more happy at being an old woman. I’m still going to fight for every woman’s rights but I know for a fact I would probably end up in an altercation were I a younger woman in today’s world
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@roninspirit12
I’ve been disappointed in the responses from some family/friends who absolutely aren’t “all men” yet still were threatened by the glaring actual point
So much so that they reverted to “all men” behavior.
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@Shulldaddy84
@eesgreene
@kinoct89
@AngelaLovesNY
@piper4missouri
@nerdgirldv
Why would I need that? Is that what I was supposed to be using you all for all along? Who knew
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@Jazzie654
Look I’m all for self affirming attire however there is time and place for that
In the setting of professional work it’s not appropriate
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@GeorgeMentz
@alfranken
Hmm your profile says you are a lawyer, so if you had a client who was facing these charges you would be laughing them off right? You wouldn’t be concerned with the overwhelming evidence in the indictment? If so you probably weren’t a very successful one
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