Patrick JSR 🏳️🌈
@pjsrobertson
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read some Byron, Shelley and Keats, recited it over a hip-hop beat
Newcastle Upon Tyne
Joined December 2010
@bonsoyflatwhite (Looking at my red shoes and highlighter yellow trousers) this outfit needs a pop of colour.
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@ZeroSuitCamus I lose my mind every time I remember that “How Much is that Doggie in the Window” was a UK *and* US number one.
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@DavidJesudason @housetoastonish You can’t say “you must be fun at parties”in an argument *about* appropriate party behaviour.
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@stepheniscowboy It’s tough to come up with a name even sillier than Bear Grylls but fair play the boy managed it.
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@TheAlexSylvian The Never Let Me Go kids were pretty good likenesses, especially Not Carey Mulligan
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@clhubes When the white/grey/silver mindset is so strong you’ve never heard of the colour brown.
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@alreadytaken74 @housetoastonish The Party told you to fly, right up to the sky, even though you couldn’t. It was their final, most essential command.
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@kendallhosseini Messi could play Leonard Bernstein but Bradley Cooper could never play Snoop.
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Jon Richardson marries an unknown, then she gets more famous and is funnier than him on Taskmaster, then they get divorced. It’s basically A Star Is Born if you think about it.
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@Fred_Delicious Overseas yeah we trying to stop vampirism, but we still got vampires here living.
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@bad2sentence Definitely needed to interrupt the stabbing action to mention where you got the knife.
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@wengelll I would stuff the envelope in my pocket and run off and then no one else would ever know.
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@partialrecon @Papapishu I hope they added the word “demon” to the end of every boss name. Including the ones that already ended in “demon”.
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@L4kepond It's by no means the most evil thing they've done but it's the one that makes me stare into the void the most.
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@eboli_pedro Can’t imagine how a film called “Sh! The Octopus” involves a woman turning into a witch but I’m excited to find out.
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@peakedin2009 Was he good at the clarinet though. I've been playing piano about 20 years and I'm garbage.
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@firagawalkwthme And he’s painted as basically talentless (at least at first) and gets his big break through sheer desperate bravado. It’s absolutely wild.
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@itsnotjess123 UK X Factor had something along these lines: “Jamie, you’re going home… with a ticket for the live finals”.
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@NoContextFBUK She tried to find the words to describe that girl without being disrespectfuuul.
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@lisainholland @christapeterso Babies are born in hospitals, therefore if you simply leave the hospital no baby will be born, QED.
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