teen of soup🍜
@BRATTYBARBl
Followers
11K
Following
19K
Media
8K
Statuses
12K
111
3K
33K
We're only four months away from the Strictly Come Dancing band butchering Sabrina Carpenter's Espresso for a Week 1 Cha-Cha-Cha.
12
745
20K
Regardless of the result, Minah is by far the best Traitor this show has seen. No suspicion whatsoever until this week, NEVER threw any of her fellow traitors under the bus, and protected Ar Linda until she no longer could. She deserved that money #TheTraitors
203
1K
18K
Me when I see a pensioner working as a bricklayer
UK state pension age will soon need to rise to 71, say experts
16
1K
14K
Fiat 500 girls in 2078:
35
1K
14K
Okay but who's the real winner of this series? She'll have earnt £94,000 in gay club appearances by February #TheTraitors
16
372
13K
nothing sluttier than a gay with a cat.
14
1K
12K
ITV could put Fred West in the jungle and you could guarantee he'd make the final three and have people on Facebook saying "he seems a top bloke👍🏼".
24
958
11K
Congratulations to Lacey Turner who is pregnant with her third child, but commiserations to Stacey Slater who is heading for her third prison sentence
16
448
10K
Everytime I see "HS2" written I think people are talking about the second High School Musical film
12
806
10K
What in The Apprentice week 3 task is going on here.
Police were called to an 'immersive event' inspired by Willy Wonka in Glasgow after furious parents complained about the quality of the event.
8
298
10K
Queen Camilla will buy no more real-fur items
7
587
10K
Are they killing off all Nessa's exes ahead of the final Gavin & Stacey episode may I ask
Eddie Stobart, founder of iconic haulage company, dies age 95.
19
590
10K
The sad version of the Tracy Beaker theme tune
What's one song you want played at your funeral?.
50
1K
9K
The idea of Taylor Swift sitting down for a roast dinner on a Sunday with with them is sending me
On tomorrow's front page: SUN WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Megastar Taylor Swift is dating another Brit — The 1975 frontman Matty Healy.
28
669
9K
The fact she’s never gone into administration is astonishing to me
38
474
9K
Claudia said "you're here for to observe" but she heard "you're here to serve" #TheTraitors
10
537
9K
I'll never forget the fact last year's cast banished this woman purely because she didn't raise her glass even though she didn't have a right hand😭#TheTraitors
26
441
8K
Kylie Jenner for Paris Fashion Week
2
338
8K
My favourite "personal life" section on Wikipedia has to be Sister Michael from Derry Girls
1
229
8K
Trust the British public to evict an 18 year old trans girl who's been giving us entertainment to keep some boring bald bloke who's done nothing but stir mince #BBUK
84
1K
8K
Scott squaring up to Luca, Tina storming off in tears. This is why we NEED classic islanders. The series 2 energy in them jumped OUT #LoveIsland #AllStars
4
265
8K
Omg
Please be aware that actors from both Coronation Street and Emmerdale are currently being impersonated by scammers across all social media platforms. No cast member will ever directly request money for messages, meetings or any kind of personal interaction on social media.
100
635
7K
I'm against producers scouting on social media for Big Brother… but if they do here's who I think they should contact . 🧵 a thread 🧵
87
995
7K
Can someone please explain the offside rule, but in gay terms.
14
651
7K
Did you know that 100% of our eggs are supplied by 1 British farmer?.
5
436
7K
Denise Welch has officially achieved a "CHEE", the British version of an EGOT, after appearing in Coronation Street, EastEnders, Hollyoaks and Emmerdale
EXCL Jim Fenner in #Emmerdale? Let's go!. Denise Welch, Jack Ellis and Charles Dale join #Emmerdale for special ep. Three TV legends cast in Emmerdale for Tom and Belle special episode via @MetroUK.
7
410
7K
You had to be there
3
493
7K
The finale was all very lovely… but Pam Ferris stole the show for me. I haven't been this excited about a character return since Stacey came back to EastEnders in 2014. Long live our permanently exhausted Queen Cath and her never-ending narcolepsy. #GavinAndStacey
20
140
7K
"We're definitely gonna get get fostered now Tee"
6
354
6K
And when they're the final two of Celebrity Big Brother 2025
16
327
6K
what’s the saddest song ever written?.
18
974
6K
"Wallace is an unselfish man" as if he didn't force Gromit out to move some jailbird Penguin in… you might like to rewrite history dorl but leave us good upstanding folk out of it
"more cheese for Wallace". no! Wallace is an unselfish man who loves his friends. you think he went in that rocket to the moon by himself? he took Gromit with him. they had moon cheese together. he loves to share a good snack.
10
349
6K
Everyone says "I won't be watching" but you know full well he'll finish in third place behind Lola from EastEnders and some ex-footballer.
ITV's I'm A Celebrity 'in talks' to sign up Nigel Farage in 'million pound deal'.
13
147
6K
4
187
6K
ITV would find a way for Sheridan Smith to play Fred West.
28
305
5K
Obsessed with the fact she was prime suspect for days and now nobody's even mentioning her name… long live Ar Linda #TheTraitors
5
170
5K
Robbed. We deserved to see GK Barry in cyclone. She's been absolute comedy gold in that Bush Telegraph and the only "social media star" I've seen who has a personality for television also #ImACeleb
38
184
5K
i love when beautiful powerful women have a little freak that follows them around.
8
374
5K
The first debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump will be held on June 27th.
4
371
5K
Daniel Khalife on the streets of Chiswick:
Escaped prisoner Daniel Khalife pulled off bike by plain clothes officer
18
525
5K
10 years old boy writing program in python. what were you doing at his age?
14
460
5K
The fact she's been at Oxford Uni for 15 years
I wonder if Denise ever chats to Libby on the phone and Libby’s like “yeah, no real news, just working, the usual. How are things there?” #EastEnders
17
388
5K
The fact the BBC knew no one was watching the missions so they're giving Diane a state funeral instead #TheTraitors
4
191
5K
Dani Harmer deserves an OBE. Her devotion to this role is unmatched. She'll be playing Tracy Beaker in a nursing home by 2060
NEW: Tracy Beaker is back! Dani Harmer guest stars in new series #TheDumpingGround. More details:.
6
210
5K
Brits will be called up to fight in all-out war with Russia as military is 'too small', Army chief warns
3
477
4K
She’s an African Grey✅ She flew towards the canal✅ But is she our next Strictly champion? Breaking out of her cage and into the ballroom and hoping these boots are made for squarking', as we welcome Chanel the African Grey Parrot to #Strictly . 👉
83
377
4K
I'm tired of the "Yinrun is putting the naive act" on narrative. How difficult is it to accept that she's a genuine person with genuine emotions who enjoys fun things😭 #BBUK
27
266
4K
Lisa Rinna looks like somebody who would have worked at the knicker factory in Coronation Street around 2005
19
208
4K
A world where you can retire at 22 and spend your time in garden centres and do random things like go to Morrisons café on a Wednesday
9
358
4K
My fave Cilla Black story is the one where every time she did her weekly shop at the supermarket – she'd refuse to get in the queue and would instead stand at one of the unopen tills and glare at the staff until someone opened it for her. I think about it whenever I’m at work
119
175
4K
I've got to say… after nearly 10 years Love Island… the fact #BBUK 's only "showmance" is a gay love triangle between a deadpan lawyer, a hippie doctor and a boarding school tory is so refreshing… nowhere else but Big Brother would you get this
8
225
4K
"John Lennon's girlfriend Yoko had what surname". Me at a pub quiz:
9
285
4K
Joe thought he was about to be crowned the best detective the show's ever seen #TheTraitors
4
128
4K
British soap opera's when there's a gang storyline:.
5
229
4K
We're only four months away from the Strictly Come Dancing band butchering Sabrina Carpenter's Espresso for a Week 1 Cha-Cha-Cha.
5
168
4K
Is it just me who thinks Henry from #BBUK has got a bit of the "Lisa from Ablisa" about him
25
219
4K
Obsessed with Elphaba Orion Doherty getting her own card machine so she can charge fans a fiver for selfies
55
163
4K
RIP Sophie Anderson❤️ The last few months of her life have clearly been so difficult – I rang her less than a month ago on the off chance and to my surprise she answered and was so grateful. Her and Rebecca brought porn to the mainstream – and laughs to many🌹 Night Night Soph x
15
380
4K
This woman raised me
Today marks 20 years since Stacey Slater arrived in Walford! What a journey it’s been… Congratulations Lacey, here’s to the next 20! 🎉 🤗 #EastEnders
6
497
4K
Obsessed with the fact that Emma from Big Brother is a former Page 3 model who's played a nurse in Coronation Street not once but twice #BBUK
27
133
4K