POP CULTURE ENTHUSIAST
            
            @northernlawd
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              Enjoy my ramblings about pop culture, politics and my messy dramas 😭🏳️🌈🗣
              
              North East, England
            
            
              
              Joined December 2018
            
            
           Lana Del Rey trying to get ready for Glastonbury while on meth 
          
                
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             This Nicki Minaj / Bees in the trap trend is the most abysmal thing that’s happened on the internet for years. Embarrassing for all involved. 
          
                
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             Shortly after moving, she gets offered the lead in a play called 2:22. Dave, a serious theatre actor, is annoyed that she didn’t need to audition. Duh she’s Lily fucking Allen and were’s the support Dave?! Are you jealous of her success? 
          
                
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             We can’t say that Lily Allen’s West End Girl album is bad. The theme, the lyrics everything is perfect. She let it all out while staying classy, no anger, just calm and composed. The album is basically a big screw you to men and a giant FUCK to David Harbour. My album of the year 
          
                
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             If you’re polyamorous or an open relationship, it’s time to accept you’re a loser and get some self-respect 
          
                
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             Oh it’s going to be chaotic when I reveal my unhinged ways and demand a settlement or maybe he’s smarter than I give him credit for and will have something to threaten me with. It’s all very dark-sided 3/3 
          
                
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             After booking therapy appointments with her and disclosing the affair (but not who) the fact I’ve been chatting to him on various accounts over the years claiming to know his wife and warning him. I know everything about this imbecile and he doesn’t even know my real name 2/3 
          
                
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             Cackling at the fact the married man I’ve been seeing for 5 years still doesn’t know a truthful thing about me. One day, when I hit him with the receipts of knowing where his wife works, where his kids go to school, the fact I’ve met his mother-in-law several times 1/3 
          
                
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             Lily Allen’s ex-husband sounds just like the married man I’ve been seeing for 5 years. Total double life. One day I will blow it up. She needs to know… 
          
                
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             Truly baffled that Megan McKenna hasn’t had the social at her door for the slop she forces her child to endure cause of her misguided pursuit of being a tradwife influencer. END THE MADNESS! 
          
                
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             6 years ago today, Nicki Minaj became the first mainstream female artist to marry a man on the sex offender list. 
          
                
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