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clueless dungeon meshi fan: I can't wait for the new chapter this month :]
ryoko kui with 120 hours of baldur's gate 3 on her steam profile:
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reading dungeon meshi you could think it was accidental you need her broader context to know ryoko does not play about monsterfucking
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Obviously food is a big theme in dunmeshi, but one of the subtler things is that Delgal is always encouraging Thistle to eat more. Merini is on a continent with little knowledge of Elves, and I see it as Delgal wanting thistle to grow up while the gap between them only grows.
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halimede learns new chaser styles just like kiryu in yakuza
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the ghosts of fujoshi past present and future
I’m bored….if you were visited by 3 ghost for Christmas who would you want them to be? Lol
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laiis wearing his full plate armour with the stupid jacket and shoes is driving me crazy
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im sure someone already posted it but this
Who got that one street fighter video
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therapists when twitter users convince women that watching gay porn is a mental illness
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if a woman says "im fat, i'm ugly, i really hate my body" and another woman replies with a pic and says "don't worry! you could be hot and skinny like me instead!" it's rightfully seen as very rude so i don't understand why it's acceptable to do if the women are trans
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that a trans man can say this about women despite every single transgender mass shooter being a transgender man is a sterling example of transmisogyny
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me negotiating with the myreadingmanga webmaster for yaoi distribution rights
@blobbynfriends
This is why I’ve been clean off yaoi for nearly 8 years now and never going back. Their just people
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getting mad at the number of fanfics in your tag is like being mad at the total weight of paintings in a gallery
project sekai has 4 men and 16 girls in the game and here are the stats 🙃
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@suund3w
@marco_syrup
the grass jasper hates is also malachite colours! she's haunted by green and blue forever
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halimede is the most beautiful girl in the world but that tangible beauty pales in comparison to her immortal insight into which girl Has It and which girl does not. those judgements will last forever unto eternity.
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im seeing too many bad takes on dungeon meshi, trigger need to hurry the fuck up and get to the part where laios and thistle do thigh-binding bondage on eachother for an entire chapter so everyone knows what this book is really about
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It might also be a sign that Thistle has an eating disorder. Dunmeshi elves have a very fast metabolism so they're all skinny but Thistle is the most underweight at 17 BMI, and biting your fingernails is an anxiety tic but can also be associated with EDs.
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when a criminal tries to pull batman's mask off he should say "kyaaa! my cowl!" like an anime girl when someone sees up her skirt
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@uncanny_eli
i wonder why he found the nudity confusing and offputting probably some normal unbiased reason
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not joking that's one of my favourite tweets of all time. the warmth of human kindness is real.
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The Eastern Continent is within the Dwarven sphere of influence from the ancient war, and don't know much about Elves but bigoted stereotypes. Even though he's impolite about it, Delgal probably looked for those western continent books specifically to learn more about Thistle.
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@njsilvadyne
you don't even have to read into it he just says exactly that in his own words:
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oldhead lesbianism is very funny because they will just straight up describe textbook grooming situations with older strangers as a teen and then say "oh but there were no 'queers' then but there are now so NOW it's creepy and sexualised"
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I just installed yaoi on the 3ds dude how could you POSSIBLY stop me
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@RaceplayShawty
how it feels on the mad hatter easter bombing, joker april fools bombing and start of ramadan two face bombing long weekend
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@SiliconeAndBone
guy who self IDs as a trap otokonoko femboy: i dont know why you keep calling things that resemble my identity offensive
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@RaceplayShawty
new 52 suicide squad CONFIRMED KILL LIST
- secret six
- BTAS Harley Quinn costume
- will smith's career as an action movie leading man
- the MCU
- truly fat amanda waller
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@SiliconeAndBone
i love that criticism because it implies that all afab nbs put TONS of effort into androgyny WAY more than just hair and makeup
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a lot of SU's character dynamics rely on Rose being immediately obviously the most beautiful and captivating woman of all time and they really nailed that, whenever you see and hear her in the flashback episodes it's like "oh, I get it"
Su fandom was like oh a beautiful kind fat bisexual princess let's hate on her
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@uncanny_eli
their peak of fame is so curious to me as a relic of the sort of tipping point drag-adjacent "ally" culture that now reads like transmisogynistic parody, this article about them and the tv show "transparent" make a good duology on the topic
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@uncanny_eli
not the same situation as a proper bookstore but i've worked with people who run comic shops and zine stores that do sell local self-published/small press stuff and they have to turn away more than half the people coming in and asking for being bizarre political extremists
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oh yeah we definitely had to scrape the plate for this, you can tell ryoko kui HATES men and gay sex and really dislikes seeing them in intimate situations
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like this post if you want to be groomed into being a fujoshi by an older woman
@SINGLECELLED_
i also wanna add this:
a lot of the girls now who are actual fujoshis and sexualize this stuff have been groomed into having porn addictions by older people. it is important that we do not harass girls who are victims of this
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she nailed me with this one i am actually seethingly jealous.
@nonstopbrocock
it's actually normal though. if it didn't happen to you, I'm sorry - if it had maybe you wouldn't be posting like that.
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@evillittlebug
those hosers will freeze the death of cold if they keep eating that dungeon chow dont'cha know
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in america they make you microwave every meal. if you try to use a kettle they put you in the microwave and turn it on.
Cup Noodles will be microwavable for the first time in 50 years thanks to new cup design 🍜
📸: Chris McGrath/ Getty Images
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Guys just because they're complete crackpots conspiring to crush a left movement doesn't mean their previous crackpot attempt to crush a left movement has any credence come on now
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holy shit this is the most spineless thing i've ever seen "actually the millionaire who stole their work and livelihood said the people he pays say they're kind of dicks so there's no way to say if it's good or bad"
We've spent the last three months investigating what's really been happening behind-the-scenes with Disco Elysium.
We've been to Estonia, interviewed both sides of the dispute and discovered so much more nuance than you'll have heard up until now.
Link below!
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"suletta will pilot the schwartzette!" no she's just gonna use her gund-enhanced strength to fistfight the aerial like this
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It's so funny that in america if a girl is too good at sports you can just make the government investigate them. I think you should be able to do this whenever a woman is good at anything
What happens when you cross youth sports parents with state-sponsored transphobia? Gender policing by sore losers
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multiple times old exfriends have messaged me and been like "oh we should hang out again im into weird porn/am trans like you now" and idk how to explain to them that liking things they called me a pedo rapist for liking should make them so embarrassed they kill themselves
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scully: all the victims died surrounded by flowers, probably due to toxicity in the plants themselves. nothing supernatural here.
mulder (opening up ao3): have you ever heard of hanahaki disease?
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WHAT THE FUCK SHE KNOWS?
the word "passoid" has breached containment, this is not a drill
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@RaceplayShawty
tom taylor was born to be a shonen writer the shohei ohtani of queerbaiting they need to bring him over to play in the big leagues
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@uncanny_eli
but eli they got male socialized. that's like patriarchy hand-picking you for a scholarship program.
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they should put this shit in whipping girl 2: we at it again, plus him calling an asian girl white later in the thread? chef's kiss dude he hit every talking point
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@LE0KUMI
i love the adventurers bible cause its like oh you thought laios was racist? don't worry, kabru, falin and mithrun are ALSO racist. and otta is a pedophile.
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what if instead of valerate it was estradiol valorant and it made you into uhh egirl
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"it's reigen" "its a mha spinoff" you're gonna be so gagged when this comes up on the screen
Studio Bones will have a new announcement at the Crunchyroll Stage on July 2, 2023 during Anime Expo apparently.
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having sex with another man actually makes the socialization even more effective because you don't meet any women that way. turns them into like a super soldier version of a straight guy.
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lord give me the KINDNESS of a yaoi commenter, the INSIGHT of a yuri commenter, and the STRENGTH to never act like a futa commenter
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whenever halimede likes a ship post i can feel her anointing which one Has It
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i recognized this panel immediately because its the same page where doom admonishes dracula for being islamophobic
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this post specifically makes it seem like "old man yaoi" is a mythical figure. some sort of folk god.
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@ZeroSuitCamus
so funny that this exact situation happening for the 17th time is the in-universe reason stabler left svu
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he did lose so whos to say this didnt work
Looking for a book to help resist Trump? Try this gay immigrant Muslim furry romance:
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"sexy girls making out is hot but male homos are disgusting" - proud yuri ally
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it's one thing if person A is refusing to medically transition but 90% of the time on here thats not the case it's just someone who's not very attractive and sad about it, which is not worth clowning on for clout
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laios dungeon meshi: "I need to save my freaking sister from the lunatic magician!! and become the dungeon lord!"
senshi's backstory:
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if every f/f writer wrote two worse fics instead of one they care about it would appease these pedants so get on it already its not like they're gonna read it anyway
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i was talking about dolls with doro the other day so i made some fake monster high-style packaging for a scott doll using a design she made last year :)
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they didnt cut the first kabru chapter!! it just got moved around ig
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-religious icon
-exalted among men
-conquered rome for orthodoxy
-created kingdom of africa
"remembered as a submissive, sometimes flustered ruler."
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@RaceplayShawty
vice versa too mangaka fucking love western comics, the conflict is so manufactured it's insane to say Morrisons batman is woke and soy but berserk isn't
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@Floweriiiism
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hitlerite they/them getting their arguments from "wombyna-ovaryhaver" MANY SUCH CASES
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@gncfosho
I'm defending him with my mind I'm protecting him at all times you'll never get my boy
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@uncanny_eli
the specific zine example i remember being described is a unification church guy in full tibetan monk guise who came in and asked if he could sell pamphlets there and the employee (who ig hadn't been in melbourne for long) was like "sure!", led to a huge fiasco including police
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every girl has had or has a sinister homosexual trying to ruin her life
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queer ppl when they enter the barnes and noble yaoi aisle
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Nuanced reporting! We talked to the people that invented the setting and the characters and wrote most of the game and then we talked to the sociopathic vampire who yoinked it from them and gave them equal airtime! better hear out both sides!
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