laura not lauren
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the first woman to be wrong on the internet
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kamala only needs 270 to win and from what I'm seeing wayyyy more than 270 people have voted so far so we should be good.
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This is what Travis Kelce looks like to me.
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I like how he adds a little shamrock to his social media comments just in case we forgot what he sounds like.
Barry Keoghan shares Sabrina Carpenter’s new version of ‘Short n’ Sweet’ on his Instagram story:. “BED CHEM my fave just sayin m’darlin 😎 Tap that link lads!!”
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"Babe wait till you see this it's a rainforest AND a cafe. all in one".
Travis Kelce planning ‘special’ celebration, ‘romantic dinner’ for Taylor Swift’s birthday: report
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for four years my best friend and i have been communicating exclusively via an Instagram groupchat with tim robinson and today he actually left.
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"inside the nba isn't funny" shaq said the moon must be closer than california because when he goes outside he can see the moon but he can't see california.
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trying to see a movie with your cousin who is a tisch film student home for the holidays is just one eyeroll after the other
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i think daniel radcliffe's version of weird al should also be in this musical universe.
Timothée Chalamet says he wants Austin Butler’s version of Elvis Presley to show up in his upcoming Bob Dylan biopic:. “I was kind of wishing we could create a musical cinematic universe.”
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today was hard. i told a middle school girl i liked her sweatshirt and she said thanks but then she told her friend "now I have to return it" and a middle school boy said "yo what if ms mac got a low taper fade" and everyone laughed. how will i ever work again.
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if they were to make a muppets little women I think the only human actor should be the dad so you don't even realize there's going to be a human until you're well into a muppet dense movie.
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they are adding zip zap zop to the Olympics in 2028.
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challengers was incredible. one magnificent woman. two men with different perfect noses. it's the american dream.
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tired of these so called "live action" films that just use cgi. disney should have gotten a real stitch.
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Ok so: no he never opened a message, we just made it as a joke we never thought he would actually respond, it was just our primary mode of texting bc we got used to it after a while, im guessing he saw all the reels we were sending each other and got embarrassed for us.
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If you want to see me embarrass myself more you should follow.
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bob dylan was lowkey giving club chalamet showing up to woody guthrie's hospital room like that.
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I need to speak my truth. taylor louderman's thing wasn't that bad and i though people were too mean to her ab it!!!.
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I have read this so many times and I still don't know what she means by "maybe with a side of gangster"
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how did this not fix everything.
7 years ago, Olivia Wilde stepped out to protest in front of the Trump Tower:
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Alternatively they could have all humans playing the characters except for the dad, who is played by fozzie bear.
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#BREAKING jeremy strong has left the cast of #SuccessionHBO to join #RIVERDALE . sources say in an effort to branch out and “challenge himself artistically” he will be taking on the role of archie’s son with a secret “past” …. from the future!.
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if only there were a place where books were so cheap they were basically. free.
i’ve stumbled on the MAGA side of booktok that thinks books are going to be cheaper now that trump is president and they’re being completely serious
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If you like beautiful hilarious women who are never wrong you should follow me I need the dopamine boost.
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This is what he gets for never letting me be in his movies.
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she looks good with literally any hairstyle do you know what genre of blessed you have to be for that.
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how me and the girls act now that all those Brazilian accounts have vanished
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Like it makes sense that she would be upset getting excited ab a role and then losing it to a superstar making it clear you never really had a chance in the first place!!! What's so bad ab that.
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Dolly Parton wrote Jolene after bank teller flirted with her husband irl and it's one of the most famous songs of all time and that story inspires my work ethic everyday. I am constantly flirting with other people's husbands so someone else will be inspired to write a great song.
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This line changed my life I'm not exaggerating.
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I keep my dad up to date on the news that matters to him
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I want to be a little porcelain figurine living in there so bad. No thoughts just a pretty dress and umbrella to protect me from the sun I'll never see, everyone shipping me with the top hat figurine guy. That's the life I want.
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if they get Jack Schlossberg to run for president do u think taylor will endorse him for president and do u think he will want her to.
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me and - and I can not stress this enough - who?.
The couple you can’t believe is together stops by the Update desk!
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my Uber driver last night told me he likes my voice and I sound like a movie star so any plans I had of me ever shutting up are now out the window.
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@tsismosx i was in 8th grade… we weren’t allowed phones but i was leaving to go to therapy and i caught a glimpse on my ipod on this very bird app. my therapist wanted to talk ab my social anxiety but little did she know i had bigger issues now 😓.
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@diandrasdiandra No I have been skeptical since some of those fearless vaults. castles crumbling is 2016 at the earliest fr.
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happy birthday anne hathaway!! one time a guy on hinge told me i look like you but then he met me in person and said "now that i see you in real life I don't think so anymore". hope it's a great one!!.
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football is one of the wackiest American traditions like we pay men millions of dollars to give each other brain damage.
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lestat de lioncourt is literally the sluttiest name a person could possibly have.
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*on a date*. hey do you mind if we go some place that plays more pitbull?.
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i guess now is not a good time for my hot take on the Barbie movie.
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coming out of my cage and I've been struggling a lot, personally.
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born to queen out with bald ann dowd forced to follow deb on twitter.
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the ted lasso era was mass hysteria.
Is there a single TV show with better opening credits than Ted Lasso? 🥹
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Enough time has passed where I feel safe to tell you guys I didn't think glass onion was as good as knives out
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For nearly 10 years I've been coming onto this app pouring my little heart out (I just say whatever) and have gotten ZERO attention (sometimes people like them) but a MAN leaves me and suddenly I'm the belle of the ball?? I hope you're all happy.
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my mom (old, f) gave me (young/beautiful, f) a tube of retinol a few weeks ago and said "it's time you up your skincare routine" and since then i have been breaking out. is she trying to sabotage my beauty???.
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if the personal life section of Wikipedia articles counted towards your goodreads goal I'd be running laps on all of you.
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walton goggins is the GOAT (goggins on a tv). rt if you are also a goggaholic.
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hinge makes me feel like such a horrible person like what gives me the right to reject any of these people.
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Ok I watched all of interview with the vampire in one day oh my god it was so good.
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clothes should be free when you look reallllyyyyy good in them and everyone agrees.
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How do you guys listen to music so much like do we not all have the same 24 hours in a day.
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I'm begging someone to create the letterboxd equivalent for reading we're really suffering out here (or if it exists please tell me it).
goodreads is just completely useless for finding out whether a book is good or not.
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once a boy told me "i thought for me to like a girl this much she'd have to be a 10 but you're like a 7".
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just so everyone knows I'm a substitute so I do all grades pre-k to 8th I'm not as brave as this post makes it sound.
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explaining my family that no I did not bring a boy to thanksgiving this year because how could I possibly choose just ONE reply guy.
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I always bring shards of glass with me to auditions, Liz. If you put them in your hair the director will think you just survived a car accident and can still sing higher than the 15 year olds you're up against, who can't even drive!
On the day of her audition, Lea Michele was involved in a car accident right outside of the studio. She came into the audition pulling shards of glass from her hair.
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Also the way I read "biblical parenting" and my Catholic school mind immediately went "like Abraham??".
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I didn't realize how much I missed aidy bryant until this clip.
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These are the hard hitting questions Tim Robinson has missed by leaving the chat.
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My brain is too empty to be smart. my heart is too broken to be funny. my face is too tired to be beautiful. my wallet is too empty to be rich. what am I to you people???.
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there should never be this many thirst tweets for a dear evan hansen cast member.
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imagine calling the filmography of someone who was in both mamma mia films “dull as dirt”.
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i keep seeing videos/comments of ppl trashing walk dates and i don't get it at all bc that is mh ideal date i don't want anyone to see me eat ever.
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But what time does she go to bed??? Is she getting 8 hours????.
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wicked makes the plot of the wizard of oz so funny like this is just some 20 year old animal rights activist everyone's mad at
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@zachsilberberg It's like when dads say they're babysitting when they mean they're just taking care of their own kid. Like you're just doing what you should be doing!!.
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Someone has to tell taylor swift about feminism outside of "but would you say this if i was a MAN".
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Also this is no hate to the RC I have never been to one and I have always wanted to go.
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ALSO ALSO it could be Jason too but Jason is not blonde so therefor it is not.
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more tv shows need to follow the interview with the vampire format of being hot and sexy.
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how are you gonna look like that and not be british.
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Here are my New Year's resolutions for 2024 if you're interested
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the matthew macfadyen emerging from the shadows to drive the storyline home and make a deal with his woman’s shady family cinematic universe
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i say this all the time and i’ll never stop saying it but you know matthew macfadyen is insanely talented bc he’s playing the biggest weirdo on tv and does this scene so well you almost forget the same character uses employees as furniture.
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My Spotify wrapped was so bad I'm literally not sharing it anywhere.
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Im not a "reply guy" I'm a "like lady". I will simply like all your tweets and then worry that I'm scaring you.
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I was sold from the second I read the tweet but when I saw BOBAN in the trailer. I knew we were cooking with gas.
Andy Samberg, Jake Johnson and Anna Kendrick star in the first trailer for Jake Johnson’s directorial debut ‘SELF RELIANCE’. Releasing January 12 on Hulu.
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i am holding space for drunk jimmy fallon this Thanksgiving morning.
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