> go to a pride org
> ask if the parade is gonna be metal gear or homestuck
> she doesnt understand
> i pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is metal gear and what is homestuck
> she laughs and says “it’s a good parade, ma’am”
> go to the parade
> it’s homestuck
> someone suggests a new social media site
> i ask if it's forums or feds
> she doesn't understand
> i pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is forums and what is feds
> she laughs and says "it's a good twitter alternative ma'am"
> i sign up
> it's feds
Okay... just please consider the following scenario.
It's five to ten years from now. You're sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, independent.
@fullmetal_gf
this looks like tiktok, a chinese company, and it is in english, so its mild content stands in contrast to everything that is going on in the world due to actions by those in power within the english speaking world (the global north)
um, i've noticed that some of my oomfies are using the s-slur to refer to people who work during a str*ke so here's why that's problematic, a thread. 1/?
@OrganizerMemes
you only need a birthday song if the birthday itself holds actual significance to you, which might not be true if you don't know when you were born and you haven't bothered trying to find out. this is not to say that having a birthday is a privilege, but on some level, it is 1/2
@michaelmusicttl
the costco hot dog is only significant due to its consistent pricing model which is only significant due to rising costs of goods and services in the united states.
flirting with trans women is so hard cuz if you forget to reply to them they start apologizing like babe you’re fine i just have adhd so i’m watching an edit of george carlin talking about goblins
@iAMthatbitchMP3
> go to a local union
> ask if the leader is irish or italian
> fella don’t understand
> i pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is irish and what is italian
> he laughs and says “it’s a good union, sir!”
> join the union
> the leader is irish
@ThrowAw90912665
well i mean under what political forces did oil paintings become common? what’s the factory process behind the making of an uncrustable?
average LA transfem: ugh, new york transfems are such bitches
average new york transfem: if i get a bump of cocaine from this party, maybe i'll experience ego death.
average portland transfem:
@TheQuollDen
didn't really sting. i'm just pre hrt but i'm still trying despite the fact that society is against my transition. i'm also disabled, so i can't really get a good job without some fancy degree, but go ahead, you're winning the "fight" that totally exists outside of your own head.
@OrganizerMemes
not necessary to the core function of a modern society. if you had the president choose between making war and having birthdays between citizens, the president would choose war. 2/2
Fede Alvarez says ‘ALIEN ROMULUS’ was shot chronologically.
“So when someone died in the film, it got kinda emotional because then that cast member had to leave”
#SDCC