Mo Fanning 🏳️🌈
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Mo Fanning writes dark romantic comedy because the sun doesn’t shine every day. His stories are your stories. His characters just so happen to be gay.
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WIN two fabulous books: "Husbands" (by me) and "The Secret Life of Albert Entwistle" by
@MattCainWriter
UK only (sorry - postage etc)
Please vote sensibly before reading
#BookGiveaway
#WinBooks
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@TheRealFlups
The date at IKEA was a red flag. Him being a tittybaby with a Porsche was another. In a Sliding Doors life, a version of you is almost certainly up for justifiable homicide.
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@billyeichner
I love how they can absolutely prove you're gay thanks to three reliable witnesses for the prosecution. Jewish, not so much.
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@NoContextBrits
I once got a box from Santa and cried so much, my mum agreed to talk to Santa about swapping it with my Nan's box of mint matchmakers.
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@realDonaldTrump
Fake news - The embassy’s £750m plan to move from Mayfair to Nine Elms in London was first reported in October 2008 - when George W Bush was still president and Obama had not yet been elected.
#liar
#coward
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@wthisteya
On a miserable day, I heard 'Who the hell is Edgar' for the first time. It was the only thing that made me smile in weeks. It still does. Such infectious positivity. Don't be down, be proud of what you guys achieved.
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@icod
I like to sit on the loo with the door open and sing along to Abba whenever mine is away. The dishwasher thing is a total gateway drug to this.
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@AdamBienkov
Tell me more about these health police, Liz. Are they in the room right now? Can you see them? Would you like to describe them to me? If you come with me, we can have a little sit down and a chat and you can talk to one of my colleagues all about these police people...
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@Edwina_Currie
But my auntie Sandra bought a three-bedroom end- of-terrace in a nice street back then for £3500
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@pearlylondon
I bet they went to the loo and ate a sharing size packet of crisps in a cubicle straight after
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@davidschneider
@EmmaKennedy
The biggest enemy is apathy.
If you give up because a 'poll' tells you Farage and his rich fascist mates will win, you have yourself to blame.
Get out, vote.
Find out which party stands the best chance of defeating this huge threat to peace.
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@daraobriain
I love* how when I pay £9 to post a (declared zero vale) book to someone in the Netherlands, they have to pay £4 to receive it. Yay Brexit.
* when I say 'love' I mean it makes my piss boil
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Just finished one of the best novels I've read in the past year. Devastating to have run out of book. If this isn't the next 'Lessons in Chemistry' there is no justice. Congratulations
@jennieg_author
and thank you for this
#MustRead
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@TheMichaelMoran
I'm not entirely sure where you buy two egss, a teaspoon of butter and one slice of wholemeal bread ... and I assume gas, water, electricity, rent/mortgage are free?
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Roger Whittaker will always be the man who sent his private plane to Paris to help Joan Collins reach her daughter in hospital when fog shut down commercial traffic. That and impressively tidy facial follicles. RIP.
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@i_iratus
Denial is kind of normal. I had relatives insist my mum would recover and be living back at home on her own one day into her final coma. They want you to comfort them, but don't see how selfish this is
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@SamWhyte
"A smacked bottom never hurt me"
Now I post photos of myself naked but for a hi-vis jacket and a complex rubber harness.
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@MarianKeyes
Me: Ducks are good
Random stranger: Um, I’m sorry but my brother is married to a duck scientist and this is a harmful view
Second stranger: Your silence about horses is extremely telling
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@Kathbum
I'm not 100% sure - and thus afeared of canine libel - but I suspect in a moment of back turning, this guy removed two rich tea biscuits from my supply. Equally shaken.
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@Anna_Soubry
@johnmcdonnellMP
@BBCr4today
As a lifetime Labour voter, keen to protect my rights and freedoms, more than ever sure the slim majority was ill-informed almost two years ago, who do I vote for now? No longer Labour, never Tory. Lib Dem or Green is a wasted cross in a pointless box. We need a true
#ThirdParty
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This is Suzanne Webb (
@Q66Suzi
), my MP for Stourbridge. In October 2021 she voted to allow the pumping of
#Sewage
into our rivers and the sea.
#SewageScandal
#ToriesDestroyingOurCountry
#TorySewageParty
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@CarringtonDawn
I shall demand 'Twisted Firestarter' on the hour every hour when I eventually go into a care home.
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Cummings (a man) breaks law at least three times - no consequence
Emily Maitlis (a woman) summarises his crimes - consequences
#BBCNewsnight
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@JaneyGodley
@miffythegamer
I don't recall any of my classmates telling me they were transphobic twats either. Do you?
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@MobyMooby
@carolecadwalla
@BBC
I grew up believing that each newspaper was biased, paid for by a party. That ITV was fairly right in its leaning, but the BBC was a bastion of truth, envied worldwide. At the age of 53, to see what it has become in recent months is so bewilderingly sad.
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@PaulBrandITV
That's not actually true though is it? Promising a democratic vote on something isn't equal to wanting to legalise it.
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@ThomasWillett9
Using 'eradicate' in the context of any living anyone is morally bankrupt and probably grounds for committal
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The really crappy thing about the end of
@JaneFallon
's latest novel is that I have to wait a year for the next one. Good as ever.
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@carolvorders
Where are all these detectives and judges coming from? We have huge backlogs, police told to not arrest, yet the Tories can find 80 detectives for this and hundreds of judges to ruin the lives of peace-seeking refugees at the drop of a press release.
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@MarianKeyes
I had a similar complaint yesterday, then discovered Mr Fanning had cracked open the small window while I slept 'just because it felt stuffy'. We've yet to resume talking.
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@hanabizzle
@BBCOne
@SusanCalman
@keviclifton
If they could occasionally be judgmental about cake, you'd have your new Bake Off too.
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@_wohyeahwohyeah
It's like all of us 50+ year old gaybies reappropriating Abba. We totally need to learn our place.
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#TuesLine
"every line she spoke came with exclamation marks. My mumbled answers suggested dot dot dot."
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@sapphicgeek
There's more to it than this latest outburst. Somewhere there's a constantly left-up toilet seat, mark my words.
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@franquinn
Take the gig - be like that bloke they accidentally put on the news. Think of the publicity.
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@MarianKeyes
Clatter is the perfect collective noun for plumbers. We had a whistle of window cleaners going about their business first thing.
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@lauralexx
I admit I struggle how to disguise the way I don't care enough to store a friend's address even though it's no more work than typing a Tweet. At some point they'll get the hint and just stop having birthdays, right?
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I shut my brother's finger in a door. He needed stitches. He concussed me with a rake. I've since had him assassinated, so it worked out fine.
#haroldsnecklace
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@IrkthePurists
Zoe Williams has to have some kind of bet on with Adrian Childs about who can write the most pointless and poorly researched pile of random words.
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@fliceverett
A world where finding a pack of fig rolls still in date behind bags of cheap pasta in the cupboard isn't a win.
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@jessphillips
37 years voting Labour ended for me on Thursday too. I hated having to abandon the party, but Labour started it.
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@SethAbramson
Right now he represents all Americans. As a nation you put him there. It only stops when you stop it. Take true first steps on Tuesday.
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@PolitlcsUK
@DominicPenna
There just something about Truss that makes me think she's not right. About anything. Ever.
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@emotionalpedant
@jounwin
Knee warmers to use when having a poo and reading a book you usually keep in the fridge
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@Eurovision
@DUALIPA
@elliegoulding
@bbceurovision
@tapmusic
So just a different big company picking yet another act with no big stadium experience. How is this any different to the big BMG announcement that yielded a spectacular zero point finish?
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@WHusseyAuthor
The whole Clause 28 thing worked so well first time they tried this in the middle of an impending health crisis that better informed people could have dealt with in a different way, but yeah, ban the gays, drag queens and rainbows.
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@miffythegamer
Seriously. This is a head teacher and she can't spot when a kid is ripping the piss out of her?
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When I re-read a book, I like to guess what I ate last time by the stains on the page.
#BookConfession
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@kesp
That's going to play havoc combined with cabin pressure. I wouldn't want to be sat near them.
#emissions
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@jeremycorbyn
On 428 occasions you defied the party whip. On Thursday you sacked three shadow cabinet members who did the same.
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@SJ_Watson
After nagging calls from an agent, with a deadline looming, a sympathetic wannabe author friend would buy me drinks. We'd get drunk. He'd leave his bag with his manuscript at my place and I'd submit it to acclaim and a three book deal.
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One year today since I bought a yoga mat. The box remains factory sealed
#layabout
#MindNotBody
#lazywriter
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@EmmaKennedy
@jamesrainsford
@NeilDaviesArt
Maybe I'm being stupid, but isn't this why we have elections every 4-5 years? How come that doesn't undermine democracy?
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@MatthewWells
I read it earlier and couldn't find the right words to express how shoddy it is.
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@miffythegamer
I have a Labrador, and have had cleaning bills. I applaud your vengeful joy however. FWIW I would have felt sufficient shame to take you new coat shopping and bought you dinner. Classic people pleaser.
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@samatlounge
Agree entirely, when I wrote 'Ghosted', I had a Jewish sensitivity reader go through it. The core premise being to avoid unintentional stereotypes and damaging tropes, and offer depth. Not just to avoid offending anyone, but to make it better, and the characters believable.
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“He’s a man and he’s male …. Can’t expect him to be a monk in a monastery”
But you could reasonably expect him not to rape a trafficked child.
#GhislainePrinceAndrew
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@i_iratus
I'm sure we had a BBC for Schools sexy education thing when I was 8. We had to have letters signed by our parents to let us watch the same sort of drawings of a cock and balls most of us had been drawing on the desks and toilet walls for years.
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@joelycett
I got myself all geared up to have a go at the joker doing our drive when his son called me to say sorry he hadn't shown up for three days but he passed away unexpectedly. I still only have half a drive. I'm not sure I'm allowed to stay narked.
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@kristinwrites
@jk_rowling
it only takes one person to pick up your work at the right time - long odds but worth playing for sure
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@JaneyGodley
Broke law several times
Lied to Queen
Helped 200,000 die
Wrecked economy
Met privately with known Russian spies
Hid in fridge
Bought gold wallpaper
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@RussInCheshire
Three of them featured on my English Lit O Level (GCSEs for old people) in 1980.
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