I just dropped a 275g block of cheddar & McEnroe caught it first bounce and swallowed the fucker whole. It got stuck in his throat and he collapsed. I did the Heimlich manoeuvre and got it out. He hadn't even got back to his feet and he tried to eat it again. Labradors innit.

RT @OneWayMusicX: Dolores O'Riordan, unbelievably talented! Agree or disagree?

@BuggerTits1 @aBitSquirrely @JamesRoderickB 😁😎

@lucazaded He’s my dude

@thelonelyp23450 😍

@lucazaded Clever boy

@BuggerTits1 Yeah still got it tbh

@JenBarber101 He comes flying down the tree as soon as my hand goes in my bag

@idlewildgirl Fucking hell

@aBitSquirrely @JamesRoderickB I am more-ish if that’s what you mean

@sipndibrunello Back atcha Laubear

@sipndibrunello I never thought of it like that

@Andyroberts1004 Not until march 😂

@sipndibrunello

Lawrence Of Arabica #CoffeeFlavoursInASongOrMovie

@Pebble2012 Hope you’ve been suitably spoiled rotten

@LennyWalker1 😂

I keep a copy of The Velvet underground in the bathroom. It’s my loo read. #TheBathroomInASongOrMovie