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@BecomingCritter My 29 year old ass seeing this
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@thechosenberg Has gen z not seen the video mr hands
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@jakebrodes I’m single at 28 and think I’m a genetic dead end
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@the_P_God Their parents are probably your MDs
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@sailaunderscore Apparently being enjoyable to be around is bimbo behavior
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@Duderichy Is it worth having kids if the sun is going to explode one day?
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@thechosenberg Least horny gay dude
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@Duderichy It makes sense if you don’t think about it
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@KDimitratos @RobertMSterling Were they Deloitted to tell that joke
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@ctjlewis Haha I do the daily everyday plus a contest or two on the weekends
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@AutismCapital @Jason Yeah everyone has the “oh fuck this is my life” moment and becomes numb
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@averygoodfollow Alaska and Wisconsin have more lakes than us too lmfao
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@sailaunderscore My teachers always said that I was top of the bell curve smart
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@zeta_globin You’d be the poorest person on blind
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@skooookum What about the next person after you they married
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@skooookum Investment banking is still a career path
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@the_P_God Is this kid god himself
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@CDCarter13 Why don’t you have the tweet pinned
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@zeta_globin My tongue was in my cheek. That’s really good though like top 1% of someone your age.
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@ctjlewis I’m a Midwest guy too and don’t really want to move to a coast that much. I do it for sport.
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@fuckpoasting Life too short to not ball
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@brianluidog This seems like half shit post half not
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@TjJinson @extradeadjcb @bobdaduck I think it’s more the intent that matters than the result
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@HotForMoot Aren’t you a guy larping as a girl
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@abettertake Actually poverty level
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@samswoora Bro if it’s not every day you’re low T
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@samswoora The agency in Archer being called ISIS was a funny coincidence
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@MostlyMonkey People forget, today is the best time to live in history, and yesterday was the second best.
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@bschoolboogaloo Excuse me while I take a shotgun to my head
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@MostlyMonkey Why would you carry that much cash
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@ryxcommar I have 10 years of experience with ppt files. Does NeoJ use pptx and if so does that affect my candidacy?
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@Duderichy Might be anecdotal but I’ve observed that couples that met thru random hook ups vibe the best
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@RandomSprint Is it illegal to vibe past 30?
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@a_musingcat I took the “this better than a long drawn out war in Japan” pill
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@sexwithuruncle It’s stamford
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@spooky_JL Saugatuck > montauk
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@the_P_God @jenbegakis @TheRealDanSaedi I live in the Midwest and larp as a coastie. You can be anything on the internet, they say.
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@a_musingcat Being gay is just being too high T to be straight
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@dumbbitchcap I’ve lived in the Midwest my entire life and accepted that I was poor a while ago
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@Duderichy Is it a mistake that he’s sitting next to you or using chatgpt
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@growing_daniel @browserdotsys Way too real of an answer, Daniel
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@tunguz It’s actually just xgboost
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@Duderichy My party trick is spilling a bunch of ice cubes on the ground and telling chicks exactly how many there are
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@Duderichy Inherent Vice with Joaquin Phoenix is amazing in the fact that no one jnows what the fuck is going on
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@skooookum -10 then
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@NiceDesignation @thechosenberg @powerbottomdad1 all of her tik toks are like passive aggressive dry humor idk she’s kidding
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@Clug_chan @thechosenberg It’s like part of the growing up curriculum to know that it’s a very bad idea to have sex with animals if you ever thought that it’d be a good one Lmao
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@strnglft @skooookum It’s a pretty good gauge if one can be hot at 27 then they’ll be hot the rest of their life
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@lib_crusher Tom cruise playing catch in war of the worlds
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@motusalt Both sides tend to do that tho
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@skooookum Na I just invest a set amount every week and let myself live
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@beginanon My interviewer seeing me solve median of two sorted arrays but combining both lists then hitting that .sort() method
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Tweet media one
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@Duderichy Abundance mindset?
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@mikeyoung44 @luke_metro Is it different with Italy being on the metric system
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@baby_deranged @heilquesnay Yeah my mom had her kids 35,37,38 and I had no idea that that’s rare.
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@skooookum I unironically want to work in IB to just make it a locker room culture haha
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@LiftxLeetcode @zeta_globin What’s your lc ratjng leet boy
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@p8stie 15 years time for safe reproduction?
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@zeta_globin Is it north of 500k
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@bucksinsix1 @mattkempsghost @Trade_Geek @GonsolinRBW On a day that he was supposed to start too
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@tony_westcliff @gamblemyseagull @rhizanthemum @BecomingCritter I thought that doesn’t apply if you’re Jewish?
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@pandawwwg WITH Table1 AS ( SELECT column1, column2 FROM original_table WHERE condition1 ), Table2 AS ( SELECT column1, column3 FROM original_table WHERE condition2 ) SELECT * FROM Table1 JOIN Table2 ON Table1.column1 = Table2.column1;
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@skooookum Which city though? Each one has a different vibe.
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@the_P_God @jenbegakis @TheRealDanSaedi (I neither went to a target nor work on Wall Street)
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@ctjlewis My system design skills are fucking cracked, btw. I’m actually a terrible person though (backstabber, openly criticize teammates even though a praise in private, act in my personal goals instead of the organizations, microwave tuna, etc)
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@imlorijay @ivy_wylder @Levandov_2 Still, what the fuck is she doing
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@ryxcommar @thechosenberg Cause you shitpost on twitter all day
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@SWENGDAD I’m a male and am self aware of this wall that I’m hitting
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@Eric_Erins Is the person like all in Nvidia
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@peterrhague @BasedBeffJezos It’s called the right hand
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@growing_daniel Did SVB have personal banking? I live in the Midwest
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@ClutchSportsND We played an FCS team let’s pump the brakes
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@JackedTechBro Bed frame too much
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@LoFiRepublican As a male I get hyped af when I do
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@rambler0000 @_i_am__AI @EnronChairman Receptionist salaries actually
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@Duderichy It makes you think that if the jira tickets even matter lmao
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Someone’s gonna bite one of these times
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@dejavucoder Greg bigcockman
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@Duderichy Healthcare consulting
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@skooookum @shaggysurvives I, a male, was told that I looked like Margot Robbie
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@then_there_was @ctjlewis Soft skills and domain knowledge > leeting
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@samswoora @pdbich So I actually did an internet dive on this after discovering what the try guys are last year. Morning erections are a decent proxy on your T levels. If you’re not, adjust your diet/get better sleep!
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@skooookum like munching box?
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@hotgirlcapital It’s really the best city in America
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@NiceDesignation @thechosenberg @powerbottomdad1 Lol this is definitely a video for shits and gigs
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@Duderichy Yeah, like met and hooked up at a party/bar, and haven’t looked back.
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@mr_yong_tau_foo Jim Jones gang
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@bankingslut He’s straight?
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@cto_junior Chatgpt is my first instinct. I’ve come to terms with that I’m dumb.
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@MostlyMonkey How did you get it that high? I have two credit cards that I pay off full each month and have been hanging around 750 for a long time.
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@MostlyMonkey @pbprot There’s like 2 people on this site that this problem applies to lmao
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