Lori J 🐀🇵🇸
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@AndrewHilaryUS
that and/or give us an invoice w/ the reasons for rent increase.
show us where the property taxes were raised or where cost-of-whatever increased, etc.
show us how much they’re paying considering this is their investment property, not ours.
school taught us to “show your work” so
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@theashleyray
never not once ever thought there’d be a day where i wouldn’t still be indignant about Macklemore winning best rap album, let alone above kendrick…. and yet here i stand on may 6 2024, no longer that pissed about it 🫥🫥🫥
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@madsagascar
i think even “normal” people can benefit from talking to someone on a regular basis who is an objective observer, a benevolent influence, & a professional resource with beneficial & sometimes even scientifically backed advice & suggestions on how to live a better life
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@wickedandproud
@CleoOnTheRange
@made_in_cosmos
yeah that would’ve been too on-the-nose for the police force
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@anne_theriault
makes so much sense that this is most likely how the story got changed over the years, your grandfather probably said something along the lines of “i was 12 when Stephen…” to your parents/you & so in your head it got remembered as “Stephen was 12”
thank you for sharing 💔❤️🩹❤️
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@billybinion
weird that we’ve never heard this tactic being used on husbands who report their wives missing, but they actually legit are the murderers…
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@peterbropotkin
@Yes251901892680
where are the people with “don’t tread on me” flags when you need them?
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@guy93014595
@theashleyray
lady was complaining about her fave spa burning down & worried about the one at the 4 seasons. safe to say this ISN’T their 1st time to hawaii. actual poor ppl rarely get to go on 1 vacation out of state, let alone 2, let alone go so often that they’ve figured out their fave spa.
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@bledwine
@higglety1
@oldenoughtosay
how is this not considered a ship wreck in need of assistance / crew member rescue?
why can’t we just treat them as refugees?
like, what if canadians got stranded out by the gulf of maine?? we just leave them there?
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@dklmarxist
fun fact: a dick can carry hpv & not know it or be negatively affected & then that dick can pass hpv onto every cervix it comes into contact with which can then lead to that cervix getting cancer & killing the person attached to said cervix. cool that your dick can feel good tho.
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@Mr_Considerate
a website started keeping track of that tally since the year 2000.
it really, really is staggering to see what these quantities look like.
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@iamnaaomixx
@TanjaSagt
she’s been an Adult for 2 yrs… has TWO YEARS’ experience in Adulthood™️
whereas a 49-yr-old has THIRTY-ONE YEARS of experience in Adulthood™️
in no other aspect of our lives would we look at someone w/ 2 yrs experience in something & someone w/ 31 yrs & say it’s an even match
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@samanthamelamed
If we are paying for the police to kill our friends & family, I’m happy to pay for their cars & precincts to be burned to the ground 🔥🔥🔥✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻
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@TheRavingTimes
@AltHistCody
he was a vintage plane collector. no one but himself *let* him fly it.
also, fun fact: he was about 14 years old when this plane first went into production
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@ThisBeLi
cops steal money from our youth’s education funds year after year…
for what? to either let our children get gunned down at school while they do nothing OR to clock overtime arresting the teenagers who were lucky enough to grow up & make it to college…
#defendkids
#defundcops
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@syderature
i get what you’re saying & the kids should defff be masking but for her, i mean… it’s already too late. pic taken & fully arrested/record created. cats outta the bag so like, a huge womp womp wooomp… but might as well have fun with it if it’s already gonna haunt her forever 🫠
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@shamarikreid
exactly. we’ve been doing it “the right way” and nothing has happened.
we’re doing waiting…
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@_corre_
She literally says sunscreen, specifically, is the only thing that protects your skin 🌞
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@halfmoonpoem
Phillip Lafayette Gibbs, 21, a junior, and James Earl Green, 17, a senior at nearby Jim Hill High School, were killed by shotgun blasts, and twelve others were wounded.
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@kathrynknutson
@samanthamelamed
But he is President now and that hasn’t been stopping “this crap” sooo 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
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@xbabybambix
@genmxn
tell me what monthly physical & emotional suffering they experience over the majority of their lifetime?? quickly👂
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@privacy_gorl
@Divine_xBeauty
@paul_francis82
@jacaphene
yea uh, paul francis, my guy… love for you to visit local child welfare office, ask to talk to a caseworker & see what the % of disabled children are in the foster care system due to abuse & neglect, & how there are no foster families taking them either…the drs gave good advice
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@CVauk
@CoachDre_QB
@Davinci23638919
@JimTrusting
nah, just pointing out the hypocrisy of police practices when it comes to mask-removal & showing people’s faces
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@Jumalia287
@TanjaSagt
are you supposed to be one of these aforementioned “attractive men”?
are you a “man with options” living your best life”?
sitting in your car & taking your own picture because you have no where else to go & no one else around who wants to take any pictures of you?
😭😭😭
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@allurhia
@BigAlTha3rd
@YouDunnoVusi
lolll @ comparing
being unable to stop ‘morning wood’, a notoriously built-in unconscious phenomena that happens bc sleep cycle chemical shit, in privacy/safety of home
to
being unable to stop a boner from some physical contact w/ partner, in public, in the middle of the day
🤡
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@femaleweezerfan
@margot10enbaumx
thanks bb, seems like you’re miserable enough all on your own
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@GoodVibePolitik
every month there’s a new horrifying picture or video and they’re all somehow worse than the last…
and each one breaks my heart into even smaller pieces.
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@moeinminn
@sensorystories_
lowkey makes sense because our eyes/brain don’t have us/our body within the “visuo” part of our visuospacial awareness.
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@bfryereplyguy
@AndrewHilaryUS
yep, then show me that.
give me the research & data (comparisons of similar apartments nearby, their going rates, how often/quickly apts are being filled, etc) that the landlord et al should’ve collected when deciding how much to raise my rent by for the coming year.
🤗📊📑🧾
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@Visionboard0312
@aliyahInterlude
yeah because they def want to have a kid & then, statistically, have the father dip & now they’re on their own taking care of a child who isn’t/wasn’t ever wanted by either parent & now will be subjected to so much trauma over their lifetime…
for me, i’d rather my mom hit delete
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@cry4sxturn
@issweetbunny
@oscodium
“that was my bad, still gonna double down and leave my incorrect bitch ass dick riding tweet up tho”
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@strike_dr
the us govt: why are our country’s birth rates dropping?
our country’s workplaces:
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@LolOverruled
dem party needs to make him step down & give us another candidate.
“but it’s too late in the year!”
says who?
i thought it was ‘blue no matter who’ so why can’t they just put their next best choice in there?
there’s not a single other dem who could run the country?? oookay 🥴
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@MAcosta1732148
@LadyMercutia
@MariCeeCee98
yes, the inequality, the disenfranchisement, the sketchiness, is all there & im not downplaying, but still doesn’t mean this is sex tourism.
being a tourist,
being sexually active,
& being from a different race/class is not sex tourism.
st is an intentional commercial travel plan
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@ciaraasvenus
@Social_Twerker
bitch she had everyone dressed like black panthers at the fuckin super bowl ???black panthers were specifically hunted & murdered by the fuckin fbi because they were “radicals” ???
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@TheAcademy
we’re laughing at you, not with you. get out of here & go stand on the picket lines with the ppl who keep your lights on.
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@mu2myoc
@jmdenouden
imo you would benefit from being in more fistfights at your current age. a few bumps and bruises might do your sense of worth in this world a lot of good.
oooo better yet, try to fistfight your next few gen z applicants & see how that goes… be the change you want, 2 birds, etc
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@MrGuyOcho
@bfryereplyguy
@AndrewHilaryUS
asking for an invoice on something i’m paying for with my money is being “a difficult tenant”?
woof…
and landlords wonder why everyone thinks they’re terrible people.
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@IntrovertedGems
@heyyitsjanea
was in a relationship for a year and a half and then found out he was cheating the entire time.
did i “know how the relationship was from the beginning”?
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@Newyorkist
@kathleen_belew
“And very notably”… a similar massacre happened at JACKSON STATE but since it’s an HBCU and the 2 victims were Black… but we were never taught about that.
@halfmoonpoem
Phillip Lafayette Gibbs, 21, a junior, and James Earl Green, 17, a senior at nearby Jim Hill High School, were killed by shotgun blasts, and twelve others were wounded.
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@illuminiah
like, did you heal from your trauma or did you just disconnect from all your triggers? 🫠😭😭😭
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@kathleen_belew
Please do not forget JACKSON STATE as well.
These two students lost their lives to state violence at a school protest.
One of them was a child who hadn’t even graduated high school yet.
@halfmoonpoem
Phillip Lafayette Gibbs, 21, a junior, and James Earl Green, 17, a senior at nearby Jim Hill High School, were killed by shotgun blasts, and twelve others were wounded.
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@MamaWetzel
@wtflanksteak
literally this shit right here. like, “yes, sir, we are glad she had her basic needs met so she could properly participate in & further stimulate the economy through discretionary spending as well. glad we’re on the same page”
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@dmlrathman
@AndrewHilaryUS
yes, i know. so show me.
i see MY invoices & how & where the prices are going up (or not) etc & then i pay it.
when landlords get THEIR bills, & their “upped” rates & then they make those bills become MY bills… then i would like to see the same invoices as the utility co.
🤗🧾
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@PfizerSoze1
@SoualiganAmazon
especially when they’re not even right 🥴🥴🥴 they’re just wanting to give a closing argument on being wrong 😭😭😭
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@getthebutters
@onIychloexhalle
ah yes all these options of lowkey but actually highkey asf physical, hormonal & emotional torture that affect women’s bodies for 72hrs-her lifetime… instead of a man using an even older form of birth control & wrapping his shit tf up for the 3-10 mins he lasts inside us 🤡🤡🤡
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@sarahbeth345
@sarahradz_
ok but how were those paychecks tho?
how were those extra hours of sleep where you’re not stressing specifically about how you’re feeding yourself or paying rent next week?
able to get any massages or spa time or food deliveries or fun nights’ out while working that biglaw job?
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@evildarkskin
@anothermeansag
@flwrchldtweets
ooooof, just willful ignorance. jhene’s most popular lyric is “eat the booty like groceries” & there’s videos of her shaking her ass in just a tshirt in a room full of people. just say you love lightskin Pretty Girls™️ & go.
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@therealgobula
@lovedoveclarke
maybe not exactly what she’s saying but it still def could be “remotely” true:
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@drshart69
@trimet
@trimethelp
trimet: oh no! some oregonians don’t have enough to pay $2.50 for their 5-15 min ride on public transit so we should hire & pay $18+/hr for an entire team of people to verbally harass them.
trimet safety response team: can we actually verbally AND physically harass them?
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@lexlanham
@ejrest
but we all must rise up against people-having-loud-conversations-in-inappropriate-settings (salons, spas, galleries, concerts)
✊👯♀️✊👯✊👯♂️✊
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@fox13seattle
Alex: Another name for an ‘Off-Duty Armed Security Guard’…
Me: What is a ‘Civilian’ ?
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@strike_dr
do they understand the difference between “voting for” a thing versus “enabling” a thing?
that you can absolutely enable something even if you never voted for it?
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@stevvii_
@SamtheNightOwl
i mean, seems pretty implied by your tweet.
because if you’re going to mention psychosis, and this thread is about the comparison of both of these substances…
why would you only bring up weed-related psychosis & not also mention alcohol-related psychosis exists as well?… bitch?
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@povtlic
@noimkilIingboys
op should’ve said “so *much more impactful” because that is the god’s honest & irrefutable truth
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@internet_geo
@jnsyaaa
and/or after the 10 example is given, make eye contact, take a beat, look him up & down & then up again, locking eyes once more, and ask “then what # do you think you are?”
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@Leftsplained
@ProfDBernstein
@spencerbeswick
lol that’s not what prof beswick is offering here.
he’s saying “in the same way columbia sociology profs are still going to teach their suspended columbia students…
*i* am going to still teach *my* suspended cornell students at cornell”
ooof speaking of college, you 2 should..
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@allurequinn
see this image printed out in giant posters & plastered one after the other at sundance in 2013 legit altered my brain chemistry
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@nomanautomata
@SeeNadsGo
@hello__caitlin
the only cursed dynamic i see is a woman who wants to cum & a man who doesn’t know or care how to do it
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@managerofcum
@tehknuxlight
@mmichellelo
@BaseballGeek72
@ClairetheJones
i think the entirety of their argument still stands regardless of how pedantic you all want to be about how much all of us may or may not be paying for a variety of eggs.
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@ChemBroken
@Itmechr3
@GwylAnarchaidd
@gar_b_le
“ I can excuse *artists saying nothing about the ongoing genocide*,
but I draw the line at *PSL amplifying any messages about the ongoing genocide* ”
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@germfreegangsta
and cooks have already been one of the largest occupational demographics for COVID-19 fatalities…
cooks & food workers are the unseen, unprotected, & truly unsung heroes in our society.
here’s one of cdc’s early data pulls using 2020 census 📊
look at hospitals vs restaurants:
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@NativeBTC
@MorePerfectUS
have you been to Barcelona?
are they supposed to start building into the Mediterranean?
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@Khallion
this is amazing.
please put a watermark somewhere so people know exactly where & who this beautiful art came from 🌈🎨🏳️🌈
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@Hirschberger3
@machineiv
@JoshuaPHilll
there’s this helpful website that’s been compiling exactly this kind of data since the year 2000, which as we all know is before 2007 (when hamas took legislative control of gaza) & waaay before 10/7/2023.
we all should have a look:
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@BrawlYash
@KATH0NYZ
to be fair, Netflix is more than just a studio. when they handle / have their hand in every step of this series’ creation & distribution, it seems shitty to not to be gracious & generous to the cast (and crew) of your current most popular show.
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@playgrlkey
@stuckkuppk
hope you’re enjoying it but wait til you yourself are 29 & you’re gonna see how weird it actually was 😣
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@Decomposed_Note
@CRainsZombie
@luinalaska
@Jane_Doe82
so are you now going to delete your incorrect & unnecessary comment then or…?
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@rhodeislander
@JFrankensteiner
@TheUnhelpfulNPC
no, it’s most likely that he was 15 yrs older than her but still pursued a sexually & professionally inexperienced young woman who was barely 21 when that record came out & they were obvi over for a while… so math seems more like a predatory older already-in-the-biz guy taking..
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@Stephengm99
@AndrewHilaryUS
just get a real job (& then i wouldn’t have to subsidize your life with the money from my real job) or die.
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@HeartlandRaised
@TondaSaidWhat
@notcapnamerica
how many kids have you fostered or adopted? how many families do you know have fostered or adopted? no matter the number (which i’m sure is 0), there are still 100s of thousands waiting for loving families who will never materialize. all they’ll have is lifetime trauma instead.
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@TheMcKenziest
@KeeganNYC
an actual late-pregnancy, unborn baby was *literally murdered* by the police, but i don’t see any pro-lifers up in arms in these threads defending this fetus that was killed in the final months of pregnancy.
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@Oregonian
“Woman wrongfully arrested by PPB is exonerated once police finally collect evidence, do their job they’re paid $70k+ per year to perform”
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@oscodium
ari could’ve put out her own adele’s ‘30’-esque, beautiful post-divorce, post-heartbreak, accepting-&-entering-real-life-adulthood + finding-one’s-self-&-learning-from-&-growing-from-one’s-patterns, song writing-spectrum, vocal ability-flexing album but instead… this.
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@KILLTOPARTY
@Hockyluv21
and turns out, bourdain isn’t a millenial or even a gen x… he was a straight up baby boomer. this thread/discussion is so loudly wrong pinning all this ‘cringe / vulgar’ shit on millenials w/o acknowledging any influence of previous gens’ contributions to ‘vulgar’ culture
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@evildarkskin
@flwrchldtweets
not the lowkey but actually very highkey respectability politics when all any of us are trying to do is get our 😽 eaten while listening to other beautiful ass women sing about getting their 😽 eaten
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@Leftsplained
@ProfDBernstein
@spencerbeswick
meh, i think they’ll give in by the time semester ends/final grades get submitted BUT if admin did want to stick to it, imo that’s when the profs would likely write letters of appeal to dean or file an appeal w/ a university committee of some sort & maybe they’d grant then or 1/2
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@realdoonser
@ElevenNatrium
@shellsist
perfect example 🤌
top is written like the font
bottom is written like an actual person
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@Jumalia287
@TanjaSagt
lol i was traveling & my boyfriend took that pic while i was drinking a margarita watching some ppl get into a fight when we were at dinner…
hence why i use that as my pfp on twitter… where i watch ppl fight.
not on here trying (& failing) to look cool or attractive
🤡🤡🤡
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