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A PENSION??
A revenge killer with a pension for poetic justice.
Tune in to an all-new
#ProdigalSon
tomorrow at 9/8c on
@Foxtv
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God bless the parents of anyone who went through the process of helping their child survive sexual assault and public humiliation.
God bless the parents of anyone who went through a confirmation process.
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When you’re angry the AC is broken and trying to get every bit of shade and coolness you can. 😂💀
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“Did you mean to say this here...”
“Can you explain the thought process behind this to me a little bit more”
i've recently become obsessed with all the insane corporate ways we say normal things to each other.
"I’m a little confused" is by far my favorite - it's absolute rage masked as a professional pleasantry.
what are some of your best/most insufferable work gibberish phrases?
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Are you really a night owl, or are you just an introvert who never got personal space as a child and stayed up late to finally get to enjoy the silence and do what you liked unbothered?
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@wstafrican
Girl when he was gasping on the balcony when he got back from Walter Reed I was like..
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Just a reminder that staying home and doing nothing but eating trash panda snacks and forgetting to shower is LITERALLY saving multiple lives, so really you are a hero that would otherwise get a news story in better times go eat that cake.
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Guys, when I was 30, I was living in an apartment that we got bc it had a $90 security deposit and I was still a 3L and my husband was unemployed. We lived on extreme couponing and Hot and Ready pizzas. You’re fine.
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@chrissyteigen
I got HUGE with my 3rd. I thought I was having a big baby but it turns out everything was just super stretched out so he got to have a lot of fluid to swim around in. 😂
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When you’re trying to be subtle about repeats at the Costco sample station.
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@TheRedditer
It’s true, the origins of the food stamp program date back to the post-Depression era, then the 1964 Food Stamp Act and the 1977 Food Stamp Reform Act. I did not create the program. But I like to think my work did more than just rename the program.
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@SpeedbirdieMIA
Definitely! But the Nutrition title was the only one that went to the floor without false flag anti-immigrant language and I was willing to take the concession. The original S was SECURE bc it should be.
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The thing that's crazy to me is that IF Cheeto had been like we are America, we are gonna slam this virus, everyone is gonna wear a mask, we're gonna crush this curve faster than any country, his peons would have done it.
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Joe Biden’s son still owed student loans when he died and he was talking about selling his family home to pay it off. In case you want to know who might understand your life a little better.
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Introducing the newest member of our trash panda squad:
Tiny.
Born 1/6/2020. It’s a boy. 👦🏻
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It’s just a general reminder that EVEN IF all you do today is make a cup noodle, drink a flat soda you left on the counter, and cry in the shower, you saved your own life and freed up a ventilator for someone who needs it.
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Birth rates are way down in the US (to a point that is alarming for future workforce issues). If conservatives want to stop abortion, make the country and world a place where Americans want to raise children.
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My husband was a biz law professor and used to make his own reading compilations instead of making his kids buy textbooks. The bookstore would bind and sell them for $40-50. He finally wrote and published his own textbook and it sells for $30. Do better.
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First of all, I don’t wanna hear 💩 about how
@chrissyteigen
and
@johnlegend
are handling the loss of their child. That’s their business.
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Imagine working your tail off as a female law student and getting a coveted clerkship and then getting sexually harasssed on the job. And then having to suffer through bc it was gonna risk YOUR career and hard work. And then imagine being badass enough to succeed despite it.
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An unrepentant dog who ate half my child’s blueberry muffin and now is mad bc she wants the other half.
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It’s the one year anniversary of the most iconic surprise album drop of our times.
#dearleaderturnsone
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Also, today we are celebrating 100 days with this guy!
(The first 100 days of life is a traditional milestone celebration in Korean culture).
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@OldLaceStarlet
If you can’t afford to do it when you have $100K, when else are you gonna do it?
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Dear Law Students:
If someone else’s grades are going to mess with your head, your legal career is gonna be one long string of meltdowns as you watch your colleagues become GCs of large companies, partners at prestigious firms, judges, and professors.
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At 40, I can confidently say I have rarely if ever regretted purchasing a cardigan or blanket, so if any of you need that affirmation and validation, I’m giving it to you now.
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Welcome Kobe! He is a corgi-jindo mix from Korea! I just picked him up from the airport. BEST THANKSGIVING EVER.
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I have blocked
the ships
that were in
the Suez Canal
and which
you were probably
expecting
for commerce
Forgive me
My bow is bulbous
so pointy
and so stuck
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s okay to be incredibly grateful for the life you have (esp if you grew up disadvantaged in some way) and still find it EXTREMELY difficult.
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