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It says this is about flying but it’s really more about negotiating a giant giant airport a sort of comedy of bleariness and tedium
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I am obviously not the first to say this, but the reason I fucking hate liberals is because the absolute worst thing to them is to take a fucking stand. They think the high point of being a great human being is wringing your hands about how fucking complicated everything is.
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I get the kid discourse but I mean also parents are constantly like wow you just can’t understand anything about life until you give birth and hold that baby and then let it watch YouTube for the rest of its life I’m so sorry you’ll never feel that
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And you can make money and gain so much social capital by being good at this and it makes me fucking sick
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I went on a double date once and Jake Tapper was in the other couple - he was so dumb I thought everything he said was a joke I kept saying wait are you serious … wait are you making a joke? He was maybe 27? 28? And seemed 9.
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I can’t stand Jimmy Kimmel. I was interviewing Hugh Hefner once and he got confused and was like wait who are you again? And Jimmy Kimmel said “her … she’s no one” to kiss up to him
Total asshole
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I’m freaked out at how scary it is to speak out against Israel’s occupation/genocide of Palestine & how many people I know aren’t doing it because they’re afraid of losing friends/ jobs/family or being called anti semites, which is a lie.
Do it anyway. Show up. Be counted.
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I wrote for about getting in fights with people at dinner parties which I think is a crucial practice … the higher the stakes the better.
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People: you’re a Marxist that’s so extreme
Me: yes it’s weird having a basic sense of why things happen
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How many Palestinians died because of these people these specific fucking people in this story
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@RaxKingIsDead
My exes dad called my dad to tell him I was a bad person and my dad said ok and hung up on him and went back to watching basketball without a change in heart rate
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I am more in solidarity w parents than I ever have been and covid really woke me up about parenting esp but not exclusively how it falls on women … but so many families are just little cults and they make this clear …
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Unfollowing everyone who thinks neutrality is a virtue and talks about humanity in general terms like the world is a Great Books seminar
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I definitely do not care what Jimmy Kimmel or for that matter Hugh Hefner think of me, but I was just trying to work and I will never forget what a fucking asshole he was
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I have interviewed a lot of people and most of them are neutral or fine or nice but Jimmy Kimmel and Joe Rogan stick out as absolute douche bags
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I was NOT WRONG
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I think it’s funny when you’re staying w someone who has a dog and they’re like “the dog only likes me” and then they go out and the dog is like “hey how’s it going? I would be perfectly happy to switch my allegiance to you at any time.”
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If you do not know that what you are watching is a genocide on the Palestinian people and if you don’t think it was planned you are an idiot and I don’t want to know you or talk to you
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Sarah Jessica Parker is a goddess and 99.99 percent of men will never fuck anyone that good looking in their lives
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I’m listening to
@blowbackpod
and it’s pretty fucking good
You might not think you want to listen to a podcast about war in Afghanistan or maybe you do think you want to … at any rate you really do.
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Sometimes I ask myself if it really happened, but it did. Anyway, I only noticed he was famous maybe 15 years ago and I was like holy mother of God.
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I cannot believe all the people that smoke or eat weed to relax… Or to sleep… Weed just makes me want to crouch in a corner and beg for God to make me not high again. I’m not against it at all. It’s just that’s how it works on me.
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I went for a walk with a friend of mine today who is a giant Lib and she said so what do you think of Hamas?
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I read this article twice very slowly to make sure I understood it and wow, holy shit. I worked at a gay weekly in Philadelphia at my first news job and we never would’ve printed something with the kind of shoddy proof the nyt rape story had
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If you only drink alcohol are you like “Connecticut sober”
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This is literally the only argument for being a Marxist
I “enjoy” actually understanding what’s going on. It’s kind of nice.
The everyone finding you annoying thing is tough but it’s a small price to pay for the understanding
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This has reminded me that I often think that if I didn't have a marxist analysis of how society operates I'd totally melt down completely.
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I have written hundreds of them sorry and anyone can laugh and say I’m being ridiculous but I’m old and I’m just telling you literally hundreds
most writers have three—MAYBE four or five, at most—good personal essays in them. any more than that and you're just throwing out 2,000-word diary entries. identify your 3-5 and ration them out with care
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I’ve always been obsessed with how Americans associate maturity with an acceptance of American- sponsored violence. The Columbia events inspired me to finally write about it, solidarity with those students ❤️
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I definitely believe 💯 believe poor ppl everywhere suffer first and worst in climate situation - anyone who doesn’t is high - but I also think the way that this has been presented has been as a true thing presented to make wealthier populations feel safer
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I have zero traction on this site now
And you might not think you want to read about generational stuff but I wrote this and it’s funny
I wrote about generational stuff but I like to think in a more interesting than usual manner
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The standards department at the nyt killed one of my articles once after I’d gone thru multiple drafts over months had to beg for a tiny kill fee … and my article was thoroughly researched and much lower stakes and they were so arrogant about their “Standards”
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Once you have learned for the 900th time how to make scrambled eggs it seems that reading the New York Times may no longer be necessary
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People who put their bodies on the line for human liberation are such fucking heroes. I am personally really terrified of doing things like this and I wish that I wasn’t but I do not let my fear try to tell me that it is wrong. It is really kind of the only thing that matters.
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Over the years, several people have tried to make me feel guilty for not liking Brené Brown having never read a goddamn word, but only seen a picture- well yesterday I read something she wrote about Palestine and she and everyone who still likes her can go fuck themselves.
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I took a freelance assignment and then started to try doing it and it was impossible and I told them that I couldn’t do it and I feel bad but if you can’t do something you can’t do it it wasn’t that I didn’t have time it was that I literally could not write it
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I deleted the photo of my sleeping dog that looked like she was dead. I am so sorry if anyone thought my poor dog was dead she is very much alive
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Had an extraordinarily productive day which is likely to result in zero revenue in other words I am a writer
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Hi I wrote about not having children and how sometimes people can’t believe I don’t wish I had them even cool people lol
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I wrote about my bathroom
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I really wish that I could just stay in touch with may be the 40 or so people on Twitter that I really like and just quit Twitter but I can’t like send 40 people an email being like hey how’s it going
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Like yes conflicted concert ticket holder weird but a podcast host once asked me to defend owning a house and trying to make an income bc I’m a communist and I was like uh ma’am have you ever spoken to anyone ever or maybe looked out the window once
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I’m always astonished at the number of people who think they’re “a good person”
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I don’t feel bad for speculating about Kate. It’s the only fun I’ve had for a long time.
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Gonna say something controversial about Jezebel even tho I wrote some good stuff for them and read some good stuff in it
They paid like shit
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I worked at a watch magazine for a while and now every time I see a watch advertisement I’m like wow I can’t believe they still have watches now that I don’t work at that magazine anymore
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Am I the only person that watches succession and afterwards is like well that was entertaining and then doesn’t really think about it until the following week?
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As a person who writes mostly abt bullshit I’ve found it increasingly hard as the years go by but I may be at the end of it now for real what is there to say other than I am so sick of the way the world is now
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Unsubscribed to the New York Times after I don’t know how many years of reading it, and although I was reading it critically for many years, I gotta say not reading it kicks fucking ass
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The idea that someone dislikes your garbage book bc they just can’t handle you omg haaaa
@ANNELAMOTT
Welcome to the club. You, me, all the women who step out of line. And yet we are bestsellers on the NYT list. Ignore it. Looking forward to talking soon.
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I really hate it that people can’t admit how afraid they are to do stuff like shut down a bridge and so they pretend that civility is some sort of actual virtue. Shut the fuck up. You know you’re lying to yourself so you don’t have to admit you’re afraid.
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Yes, this website sucks but at least it did a lot to turn me into a communist
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I wrote about generational stuff but I like to think in a more interesting than usual manner
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Now that I’m about to leave this website I just want to say I’m amazed how many people in America 2023 are still total bootlickers
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The very public genocide in Palestine is making the children of colonizers all around the world freak the fuck out and wonder who the fuck they even are and how they live and they can face it or they can deny it … this is the time
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I’m so bummed about the fires and smoke on the east coast I kind of can’t deal
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This is why America is so sick. Americans actually believe everything is about them. It’s insane. Imagine thinking that reading the same news articles abt a genocide so you could get along well with your partner was anything other than a sign of a deeply diseased mind.
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It is truly astonishing to me that everyone is not just obsessed with Marxism
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Imagine if the way you found out your pet could talk was you were walking around the house singing “you and I can both get jobs finally see what it means to be living” and your dog was like no I’m absolutely not getting a job
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I cannot believe that I am just a white genx masshole who grew up in an npr stronghold and wanted for nothing and went to a fake ass country club college and i figured out cops are pigs and non violence is a cia plot and so many ppl are still such bootlickers
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I don’t understand it when people who are “into ideas” and don’t know Camille P is a complete idiot…was she “revived” at some point …
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I was just telling some friends about this today and re-posting this thing is genius
@frynaomifry
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This is absolutely horrific
Cool a progressive genocide
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I just had a long conversation with Ruthie… it went well.
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I am really really positive thousands of people have already said this, but maybe the point of their being so many Nazi movies is to convince people that Nazis only wear Nazi uniforms
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I am feeling for all of my comrades out there who had to cut themselves off from friends or family over the course of their lifetime… I always thought that I could kind of balance politics with dealing with certain people, but it is become obvious this is not true. It hurts.
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Americans treat basic history like it is esoterica and improbable ridiculous fascist myths are seen as reality and those who believe the former are naive those who believe the latter are mature/deserving of capital
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Everyone can practice holding a complicated thought in their mind by understanding that that guy definitely ran into Gwyneth
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I am horrified by US’s gigantically evil support of Israel in killing Palestinians and we have to just keep plugging away there is no respite from it and no way to relieve their suffering and patriots surround us both eager and passive
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I wrote about my ugly bathroom
“When people come to visit us we have to tell them that the shower is disgusting and even then they cannot manage to remember not to look crestfallen when they see it.”
@sarahlovescali
on her ugly bathroom for our series, Home Improvements.
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I am pretty sure that anyone who says they find anything humbling is completely full of shit
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I was so wrong about this so boring
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I got my account suspended for making a joke about a shark attack, as if I could summon at will
the world’s sharks
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I love sleeping on the single mattress your friends set up for you with all their random blankets … it’s cozy
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What’s Nevada City ca like
Well
Today my therapist applied deodorant in front of me without saying a word
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I wrote about my Toyota Yaris
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I’m usually like ok whatever so and so died they were old but I feel so sad about Tina Turner. I kind of thought she would live forever.
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@nkulw
Also there are a lot of dwellings just they belong to like eighteen ppl hmmmm seems like that’s not good … zoning lol
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I know that the idea that educating people will stop terrible things from happening isn’t true but man is it fucking insanity making the fucking garbage Americans believe about Israel and Palestine Jesus Christ people know nothing and are so angry defending their idiocy
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I have a severe problem where I’m not interested in anything to do with outer space there seems to be no cure
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Anyone who complains about climate change is supposed to remember other people have it worse ok sure fine true but is that the most important thing to remember or is it more important to remember oil companies are killing us all
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