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Jon Ossoff’s wife not taking election day off and going in for her overnight as an OBGYN is the correct amount of energy for a political wife.
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This was literally me and it happened like five years ago. He even has my tumblr username in here at the end from where he copied my post. Incredible.
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TBF, she's looking at horses in those pictures. She likes them more than she likes her own children.
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@AshToTheFuture
Not to make this a competition, but I waited tables at Buffalo Wild Wings and the number of men who think it's ok to propose to their girlfriend at a Buffalo Wild Wings is more than 0, which is also something no training can prepare you for.
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I've muted this, but for the record- I am not a fan of
#GirlBoss
lyfe. Work is literally the worst. I just appreciate a woman who's got better things to do than hang out with her husband.
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@violentlyepic
Also, why would wait until the hottest time of the day to do the physical labor part?
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An inspiring example of how perfect tits can penetrate the class barrier
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@agraybee
This is a tiktoker who makes videos about parenting and being a kindergarten teacher and has a husband and small children, so on paper pretty much the perfect type of woman for them, but she's a liberal so they have to be weird about it
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@MarsinCharge
there was a whole incident on tumblr where someone was literally stealing human bones and that is why it remains the most entertaining social media platform ever.
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Hope Solo was off the team before Rapinoe started kneeling, so it's extra incredible she managed to survive this harrowing ordeal.
Hope Solo Says Megan Rapinoe Would ‘Almost Bully’ Teammates Into Kneeling During The National Anthem
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Mitch McConnell dying during Women’s History Month would be the one good thing he’s ever done for women
BREAKING: Mitch McConnell is hospitalized after falling at an event. While we may disagree with him politically, let’s all keep him in our thoughts and prayer and wish for a speedy recovery.
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My core memory of Toby Keith is all the death and rape threats Natalie Maines got after he gleefully fanned the flames because she rightly said invading Iraq was bad
everyone has a core memory with a toby keith song & their dad
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This is the Jason Sudeikis/Olivia Wilde/Harry Styles scandal for people on lexapro
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Instead of caring what Gal Gadot has to say, just gonna hope LegitTayUpdates is doing well
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@gabriellemrza
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That part in the 2005 Pride & Prejudice where Mr. Darcy flexes his hand after helping Elizabeth into the carriage.
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@Igotdatdoubleu
IDK man, maybe because people wouldn't know who Alisha Kramer is off hand, maybe I just forgot, or maybe because I'm a virulent misogynist. You pick.
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@ryan_the_ryan
Remember when his daughter sneaks out to make out with her boyfriend in the backyard and the scene is played with crazy tension? Because she’s been told how dangerous it is to be around people? Haha it’d be crazy if people did that to go to an Olive Garden or something.
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@ThatOtherDude12
@garbage_person
He's lucky all they've done is yell at him. I have an 18 year old brother. If I found out a 48 year old woman- who was once his coach- was dating him, I'd fly back home right now just to beat the everloving shit out of her.
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@offbeatorbit
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Just saw someone refer to Meghan Markle as a nepo baby, which a) her dad was a lighting designer, be serious. And b) I love that *she's* the half of that couple we've decided to accuse of getting ahead in life thanks to family connections
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Can't think of a neighborhood more worthy of a mass quarantine than Wrigleyville.
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@harryjonesxx
@wagatwe
Was Liz just an anti-imperialism ally all along? Taking down the empire from the inside
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Losing my entire mind at this DJ playing a Bill/Frank from The Last of Us fancam to Enchanted at a Taylor Swift dance party. Just an incredible intersection of interests there
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@LaNoireDe
That monologue just didn't hit for me the way the final scene between Barbie and Ruth did. Now THAT one made me tear up like the Ladybird/Little Women scenes did
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@joshyb1
@BarclaysWSL
@chloekelly
@ManCityWomen
What a great learning experience for him to find out that just because you have a crush on a woman, does not mean you are entitled to her attention. Teach em young
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@FoAnimated
@agraybee
It’s a bit. Make believe. If you can’t figure out the difference between that and reality, I guess maybe that’s the weirdness getting in the way
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@JusinCleaver
@Juliannyc901
@cory_shoff
As a social worker who's worked with cops and in DV/sexual assault response, I can tell you the police are about as useful as a condom full of fire ants when it comes to responding to domestic violence.
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@MarsinCharge
I was also particularly fond of the DashCon ball pit. Truly a site of wonders.
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@KetuAlbrecht
Climate Action Warrior asks: Why can’t we destroy the Great Lakes ecosystem to support the sprawling shrines to man’s hubris out west?
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@tonyhawktruther
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@agraybee
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I like how “touch grass” is classist, but “public libraries are full of drug dealers” is fine
@TheNeedForMe
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@offbeatorbit
As a Southerner myself, the minute I heard those accents, I thought "oh yeah, monetizing being a hater makes sense now"
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@CoraCHarrington
Everything he's suggesting is the type of labor girls get pulled out of school at 12 for
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@kikkerlaika
@tonightatomic
Good luck to the mediocre white chefs who've relied on Sohla to temper their chocolate.
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@YungKundalini
There are no fossils at the bottom of the Appalachians because they're older than bones
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@latkedelrey
Cinnabon delights are from Taco Bell, but they serve Pepsi products there not Coke. What kinda game is he tryin to pull?🤔
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@pokigrrl
@violentlyepic
I’m sure the cows’ udders will appreciate the desire to have a lie-in
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@eveewing
They never wanted to hear "The worst thing I've seen is how people on the South and West Sides don't have any grocery stores or jobs or schools with supplies or police who actually protect them instead"
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Just wanna be clear: This is not a judgement. If I looked like Emily Ratajkowski, I sure as shit wouldn't be working in public health.
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“Grimes broke up with Elon Musk after having two captcha code named babies and is now dating Chelsea Manning,” is something a grad student is gonna write about in 100 years
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@gelrdrgz
Brangelina? C'mon now, at least choose a more timely reference. Like maybe this one?
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@jennygzhang
Why do the baskets have to be small? Some of us have a lot of stuff because we bought it as a trauma response
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@aryasmercy
This is why I think, out of all the female characters they did dirty, the show shit the bed with Sansa the most. Turning her into a foil to Daenerys with no softness left robs her of her arc of remaining an idealist in spite of the cynical and ruthless violent politics around her
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@Adequate_Scott
@jbouie
"women not born in America typically do offer something" My condolences to the women of Eastern Europe and/or East and Southeast Asia that this is clearly about.
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@OhEmmeG
I never noticed she looks like Solange, but now that you've pointed it out I can't unsee it and I'm thinking that Jay Z came out lucky in that elevator.
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@CiaranoBeachain
@thedirtbird
This is a very normal and measured response. You definitely showed her
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@FoAnimated
@agraybee
It’s a bit that makes her money because lots of people give it engagement. That’s how TikTok works. If you’re having trouble understanding that, it’s probably the weirdness.
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@camillard
They're bringing back ballet flats *and* boot cut jeans? Their hems are never gonna be clean again.
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@ThisIsCreation
"Might have been too funny, though!" is a wild thing to type about a movie centered on racist murders
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@offbeatorbit
As a disabled person, I'm heartened by these staunch advocates who seemingly view my condition as punishment for my many sins
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@crissles
I’m a social worker and when my therapist told me “your role is to be a loved one to your friends and family, not a professional caretaker, you can’t send them a bill for services” I felt both seen and dragged.
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@possiblyel
@AliceAvizandum
Also, you may have been unemployed, but Thatcher is dead so who's really the winner here?
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@CarolineSiede
Hayden could do Midsommar, but Florence couldn’t handle Bring It On: All or Nothing.
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@eveewing
I'm a former social worker at a Level 1 trauma unit, and people are constantly asking me what the "worst" thing I ever saw was. As if my patients were just pieces of some war story rather than real people who were suffering under this city's neglect and violence.
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@eveewing
Jon Snow stays consistent in his battles: Does very little, gets very muddy, and when all seems lost- gets rescued by his little sister.
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@mccarter_haines
What tips are you sharing to teach men to not kidnap, rape, and murder women?
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Up to 61% of bisexual women experience domestic violence, more than any other group. Number 1 reason for not seeking help is fear no one will believe them. Number 2 is judgement for biphobic stereotypes like promiscuity and mental illness.
Nice of the world to prove us right.
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@coffeespoonie
I'm able bodied passing (Well, to ableds. Other disabled people clock me immediately), and the complete shift in attitudes when people find out I'm disabled is WILD. I go from being the smart & assertive loudmouth to a smol inspirational bean in a second.
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@lilplantmami
did you consider that some of us have glass bones and paper skin and therefore cannot support someone else sitting in our laps? pretty insensitive of you to post a picture of your decadent lifestyle like this!
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@dreamoforgonon
She takes so much glee in scaring her guests or being 'jokey mean' and they just have to laugh it off because otherwise *they're* the jerks who can't take a joke.
Dakota Johnson refusing to go along with it is the best thing that's happened on that show.
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@BadMedicalTakes
@Chartoc
Was this tweeted from 1827? Is she about to tell us she caught the pox from bad vapors???
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I look just Angelina Jolie if you exclude a few major facial features.
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@svenskfotboll
This would be a bigger burn if you meatball munchers had qualified for a rematch. Enjoy watching the gold medal match at home though!
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@NYDailyNews
@PennGSE
"So let’s suppose Jeffrey Toobin had been caught on camera having sex with a partner instead of touching himself. Would he be the most mocked man in the United States right now?"
If he was caught having sex during a WORK MEETING? Yes he would be mocked. Are y'all serious??
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@RudiKinsella
Using a song by a Puerto Rican man to celebrate Spain is like playing the Cranberries to honor England
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@bethanybtabor
"Has sisters" I can't believe my doofus little brothers get to use my mere existence to get laid. More unappreciated labor placed on the shoulders of eldest daughters...
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@OverlySarcasmic
@AlexRoseGames
@gabriellemrza
I wouldn't say it disappears, but it is MUCH easier to tell my brain "ok, you can read or talk about that when you're done doing what you need to do" and then actually doing it instead of the trapped feeling of knowing I'm distracted/hyper-focused but not being able to break free
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@ChrisMurphyCT
Your mother was a teacher and your wife is a lawyer, which strangers do they outsource their childcare to?
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@ClearySecretary
@Igotdatdoubleu
You got me. An OBGYN in Atlanta has the exact same name recognition as a multi-World Cup winning Olympian in the world's most popular sport. My hypocrisy and internalized sexism has been exposed.
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@ChaiEfm
@AngryBlackLady
The Gay Agenda:
6 am: wake up
7 am: gym
9 am: work
12 pm: lunch with friends
5 pm: leave work
5:15 pm: head over to weekly meeting where we all discuss how to topple western civilization by forcing people to recognize us as human beings through commercials
7:00 pm: book club
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@JayElHarris
All the people saying "this is so American" as if any mother would be okay with their unwed 19 yo getting pregnant by an unreliable bum and dropping out of school and not working herself
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@cmclymer
This girl wants to be the next Tomato Laryngitis *so* bad. She won't stop until she gets that Fox contract.
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Cara Delavigne is really doing things for queer women’s representation- showing we can be annoying creepy weirdos just like straight men.
Inspirational.
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@Kristance77
I maintain having too few lesbians on the squad has been nearly as detrimental to our playing as Vlatko
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@colbridgertons
I know they basically signaled Benedict's season is next, but would be very funny if they keep pushing it off and end season 7 with him saying "I'm finally ready to find love, can't wait to meet the person of my dreams!" and then promptly get cancelled
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@coffeespoonie
Which is funny, because when I actually do need accommodations made, suddenly me passing rears its head and it's all "Oh we *thought* you were fine! I always forget you're *differently abled*!"
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