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@banalplay
it's the biggest example of it being One Big Party and that all of them are friends and colleagues
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@kthorjensen
"The Ancient Ones, we... we do not know how to recreate their music. We do not have the technology."
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@parasocialyte
I would buy that.
But then again, I would also accept it if someone told me he was 45.
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@JeremiahMoolah
@posting_forever
@JKrudee
You pay a Billionaire for a little sticker and you follow nazis
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@muddaub
not a single person in the replies quoted this at him and that kinda tracks for Christians
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This is one of the funniest things I have ever read
ok i need everyone's personal favourite world-shatteringly stupid star wars lore decision that is small enough to fit into a single tweet. mine is that they decided famous han solo quotes were due to a near deific belief in beating the odds as enshrined in corellian culture
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@SAMOYEDCORE
it's delightfully ironic that Human Pet Guy is the one nazi we're going to keep around, as a pet
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@Srirachachau
lol the editor even left in the parts where an actual human had to adjust the model and lighting
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@defnotadino
ok I think if we keep pushing we could get this woman to get actual braids like Sweet Dee from Always Sunny
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@nerdist
lol no, we're gonna call it Post-Jizz in a year and a John Williams cover band called Post-Jizz Clarity will get banned from Disneyland
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@TheDivineStein
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@NathanJRobinson
so you're saying that everyone should nuke their enemies as a defensive maneuver?
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@VoicesByZane
@Support
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@Support
you should get on this before A LOT of people get lawyers.
Not all of those people are in the U.S. so you can't shelter behind our Fascist laws for long.
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@HistoryofFN
@HiCaseyV
that's not how tips or accounting works
like, did you think they told this story because their boss was ripping them off?
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@swamp_ist
@patiller
@CanesOverHere5x
"People can buy from whomever they want... BUT IF THEY DON'T BUY FROM MY FRIEND THEN THAT'S WOKE!!!1!!1!1!!!@#@!"
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@Black90Prupayne
@EclecticHams
I wasn't on the list and I just got got.
It might be that anyone associated with those accounts gets dogpiled, or something.
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@TheWapplehouse
yeah people are really desperate for there to be a reason for their suffering beyond "The government is killing me while making Billionaires into Trillionaires"
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@Solidarity_Star
@the_moon_monkey
@ArtsyMarx1st
If you see it again just tag in the Feds
No sense in trying to go through Twitter's In-House system just get the government involved they don't like it when they look bad.
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@SaeedDiCaprio
homie was using the Deep Curses on Brad for liking a picture?
this person is not to be trifled with
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@christoflee
@Rogers_PD
"we're gonna need you to type out some racist shit here in the text so we can screenshot this and use it in court when we pull you over in a few days"
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@IwriteOK
I wish I could find an article, but my favorite Fun Fact about Schwarzenegger is when he was Governor he did a river rafting thing for publicity, called a guy's kid fat, and then got pushed into the river by said guy
Arnold laughed it off and said he deserved it
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@mootsheep
@AlevityXiaku
it's not a good point, before computers kids just did drugs in the suburbs
it's fucking boring being more than a bus ride away from anything besides a movie theater
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@CrankyPants2022
yeah and people pouring Oil down the gutters accounts for less than %1 of ocean pollution but we don't let them do it.
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@JoshuaPHilll
yeah the best part is that it's based on NOTHING
THERE WAS NO COP HIT WITH A ROCK OR THEY WOULD HAVE TO PROVIDE INFORMATION BECAUSE HE IS A PUBLIC SERVANT
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I live in California:
We voted to fund High-Speed Rail
We voted to end Daylight Savings Time
We voted to fix the roads
We voted to expand climate programs
We got NONE of those things.
The State decided they knew better.
If you walk away from the table, those who remain make the decisions. The likelihood that Dems will move to the left if Biden loses is not high. Nader acting as a spoiler for Gore in '00 led to John Kerry as the nominee in '04.
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@chsmpsycho
Rich people have created a fool-proof system to transfer wealth from the poor DIRECTLY up to themselves by way of Charity Donations
Because every Charity Corp takes a cut, and everyone invested in those Corps ALSO take a cut.
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@punished_cait
there is a scene like that in every Vacation movie and it's insane, Clark is a menace
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@RutyDar
@RitchieTorres
Your country is not a Religion.
If it is, that's Fascism.
Oh and your God specifically said for you to not do this.
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@LolOverruled
whatever doesn't scan, doesn't scan.
if the one person guarding all the checkout stands actually wants to check then I just pretend like I don't know what I'm doing and apologize for being bad at Not My Job
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@msolurin
it's Intimidation to get the kids to stop using it, so the city can sell the land to private developers
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@Trainwreckstv
@RK9OCE
@timthetatman
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@CallofDuty
You follow SNEAKO and KEEMSTAR
Soooo, you're a sex-pest?
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@SaraCiuzio
@pot8um
If I'm paying someone for a place to live, they can keep their fucking opinions to themselves or when I move out there's going to be shrimp in the walls and steel wool so far down every drain that they'll have to renovate the house to get anything through those pipes
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@nerdjpg
this is like when people find out smoking does some new, horrible thing to you; like, yeah, it's smoke. it gets you a lil fucked up. did they think it was healthy?
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@Rotomoldedmayo
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@AlevityXiaku
yeah but lack of **ANYTHING ELSE TO DO** is usually what takes a person there
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@FilmThePoliceLA
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@LAPDHQ
likes posts from Notorious Malaysian Weed Dealer Ian Miles Cheong!?
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lol Joe Biden is to the right of RONALD REAGAN
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@TSA_NewEngland
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@MassStatePolice
there's no weed in this candle and certainly none that's useable
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@sorry_hat
my great hope is that this is the type of guy we get more of this year: mostly harmless, kinda funny, little sad
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@realteaemoji
Europeans have a better transfer system than we do, all their banks are required to have the Zelle infrastructure built-in to the apps so they don't have to go through the trouble of signing up for a bunch of stuff
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@AntinoreRon
you've gotten ratioed by every single comment, you have to delete your account now
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@soapyhnnh
lol the whole world is going through a massive crisis of self and all of civilization is feeling it
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Oh my god, Biden is mobilizing the NATIONAL GUARD for overseas operations.
I thought it was weird that this articles specified New Jersey Soldiers lol
our country is COOKED we don't even have soldiers any more.
Hundreds of New Jersey soldiers are preparing for deployment to Syria and Iraq to fight ISIS. Their families are getting ready, too.
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@Jags24Asare
At this point, I assume all vocal Christians are capital "C" Charlatans.
I assume they ALL know exactly what they're doing when they blatantly lie about their religion, and at this point, there are more Charlatans than actual Christians, so I guess that's just their religion now
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@MNateShyamalan
this man is a level of Petty that I can only hope to achieve in the next life
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Adam West and Frank Gorshin (Batman and The Riddler) got kicked out of an orgy one time for Scaring The Hoes
Basically everyone has a “John Lennon beat his wife” style fact that they cant stop themselves from sharing if anything even tangentially related comes up in conversation
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@DiabolicalSpuds
It's nuts how this is even affecting Retail
like, you wouldn't think that Basic Customer Service would be something that a middle manager finance bro would do, but they somehow brought 'Market Engagement' to the smoke shops
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@MorePerfectUS
the Turning Point will be when Billionaires are relieved of their skulls, this is just a single Win.
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@DiaryofaSickGrl
A doctor tried to undiagnose my Crippling Back Injury by having me perform a basic flexibility test and walking across the room.
I had to then explain to him that the court system, a multi-billion-dollar corp, and the State already recognize my disability and I just need x-rays.
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if you had any doubt that the US is absolutely full of nazis;
Missouri Republicans at a literal book burning. They think flamethrowers should be legal but history books should be destroyed.
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@sinstockpapi
You should probably focus on having bad stock takes before wading into the pool of bad medical takes.
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