america's lounge singer
@KrangTNelson
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my favorite laura loomer fact was that she started an ISIS fan club at her college to prove that liberals would join it but nobody joined and she got expelled for starting an ISIS fan club lol.
Laura Loomer flew with former President Trump to Philadelphia for the debate.
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queen elizabeth won't see your funny little tweets abt her dying but her 4 year old great grandson prince louis of cambridge will bc I'm breaking into balmoral castle and reading them all out loud to him.
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you look like one of those little cartoon pigs you see outside of bbq restaurants.
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fyi to whoever the guy in this picture is: richard jewell made $500k from the lawsuits he filed after being falsely identified as the 96 olympics bomber, but the NYPD has a budget that's 25x bigger than NBC so I think you should ask for at least 15 million.
NYPD has released photos of the alleged gunman who killed the UnitedHealthcare CEO, Brian Thompson.
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this woman has also dated mick jagger, a couple elderly european billionaires, and clint eastwood. while I don't necessarily understand her particular taste in men, you have to acknowledge that she is *killing it*. she's the lebron james of dating senior citizens. she's the GOAT.
Bill Maher, 68, and Al Pacino’s girlfriend, Noor Alfallah, 30, seen leaving the Chateau Marmont Hotel together in LA
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vibe shift incoming.
BREAKING:. 🇨🇦 🇮🇱 Trudeau: Netyanahu will be arrested of he comes to Canada
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this is the fastest merch turnaround I've ever seen in my life
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both matt damon and ben affleck are perfect embodiments of the aggressive social dominance that boston area natives are able to command in unfriendly television interviews. from *word one* he flips the power structure of the entire video and it never flips back. amazing stuff.
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its so awesome that a random 1950's photographer saw this happening and immediately took the kind of photo that makes a lightbulb loudly explode.
A man in Chicago begs his wife for forgiveness before they go into the divorce court. Circa 1948. #ChicagoHistory ™️
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NYU?? they're gonna have him dressing like ella emhoff by december.
Barron Trump, 18, flanked by security as he arrives at NYU for first day of college classes
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what is it about trump that causes the men in his life to behave this way lmao.
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there's literally one dog on earth the cops aren't allowed to shoot and it's rightfully taking full advantage of its position.
Commander, a purebred German shepherd, bit a Secret Service officer around 8 p.m. Monday. The officer was treated by medical personnel, according to a Secret Service spokesperson.
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a huge part of watching old movies and tv is googling "how much was five hundred dollars in 1967" so you can understand the stakes involved.
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Millennials Are Killing The Racist Statue Industry.
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instead of enjoying a lovely restaurant he's in his kitchen eating powdered charcoal. instead of travelling the world he's hooked up to a goo machine in the garage. instead of building memories with his children he's siphoning their blood. nobody on earth lives less than this man.
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every once in a while I submit fake stuff to celeb gossip sites and it's honestly so rewarding when one of them gets published
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just a thought I had while eating some salsa
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that "R" is holding up the weight of the world.
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gotta hand it to em on this one.
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last night we walked past a line of supercars all illegally parked in the middle of the block and every single one of them belonged to an nypd officer
NEWS: My god. $820 million. NYC taxpayers will pay *$820 million* in just overtime for NYPD this year. Could instead house all 14,000 homeless families in NYC. Then years of rent for 7,000 families out of work & at risk of eviction. With millions left over.
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genuinely disorienting how the democratic party keeps making smart decisions.
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as a general rule I don't think anyone who spent 100k on plastic surgery to look like the k-pop star he was stalking but ended up just looking like a burn victim gets to make fun of other ppl for being weird. you handed that card over at the doctors office dude.
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AMAZON, 1998: hello we sell books but online. AMAZON, 2023: please return to your Primehouse for your nightly Primemeal, valued Primecitizen.
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Elon Musk’s X to hire 100 content moderators in wake of Taylor Swift, AI fiasco
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it's always sunny feels like a crowdfunded youtube show. they never get nominated for anything, most episodes feel like they were financed with a personal credit card, they're always hanging out and podcasting together, etc. what a wonderful little thing they gave us.
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the onion buying infowars is honest to god one of the funniest things I've ever seen anyone do in my entire life. the more I think about it the funnier it gets. every detail I learn makes it more hilarious. zero notes, flawless execution in every way. bravo.
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you guys spent the last 20 years telling everyone that angry antisocial teenagers going on shooting sprees was just the price of freedom, not sure why you're upset? it worked! nobody cares anymore.
Call me crazy but the fact that one of the candidates was nearly killed less than two weeks ago should be a bigger deal and a bigger factor in the election than it seems to be now.
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a weird thing abt the current era of film marketing is that I can never remember if movies actually came out. did the barbie movie happen? what abt space jam 2? have they released that timothee chalamet willy wonka thing ppl were making fun of last year? nobody knows.
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look at this cutting board my uncle made me in his wood shop
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This whole “they’re weird” argument from the Democrats is dumb & juvenile. This is a presidential election, not a high school prom queen contest. It’s also a tad ironic coming from the party that preaches “diversity & inclusion.” Win on policy if you can, but cut the crap please.
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these ppl are disturbingly, unbelievably addicted to violence.
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charlie is the only member of the gang who isn't a sex criminal so it's fine that he's at the school as long as he doesn't bring any weapons.
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presumably with coca colas budget this is the *absolute pinnacle* of what the technology can achieve and it still looks like watching the b-roll scenes from polar express while having a severe stroke lol.
Coca Cola’s annual Christmas commercial has been created with AI this time.
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the day my dad told me Santa wasn't real I asked him if the Easter bunny was fake too and he turned to look at me while driving and hit me with the "cmon, man".
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if it wasn't for SOCIAL MEDIA I would be having GAY SEX with KAMALA SUPPORTERS!!.
You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.
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this is like winning the world series and some guy who won his corporate softball league championship is like "been there, brother!".
Torontonians watching New Yorkers react to their mayor being indicted
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"you're trying to strike a chord and it's probably a minor" is easily one of the funniest fucking lines I have ever heard in a diss track in my entire goddamn life.
Not Like Us.
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"I was pro-gun until I realized a thing that happens all the fucking time could happen to me"
Guitarist who played at Las Vegas music festival says shooting changed his mind about gun control
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for a guy so obsessed with traditional gender stuff, you sure have the name of a BYU sorority girl.
Hey Dylan Mulvaney,. Let me lay this out for you in the simplest terms possible:. My friend @SarahHuckabee is a real woman. You are not. @BudLight - take note!
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something I never really understood about this position - ok, you think trans people are mentally ill. and your response to that is to publicly demonize and chastise them as much as humanly possible? to mock them? to gloat about it? what kind of person are you?.
Your mental illness will not become my new normal.
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it's been pointed out before but social media has somehow resulted in a huge resurgence of medieval peasant brain.
What struck me about this incident is how the entire plane turned to look when she said: "that man is NOT real." . They didn't immediately laugh, or groan. They LOOKED. I think deep down, even normies know something is off. Nothing is at it seems. They can feel it.
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well it seems the democrat strategy of courting conservative suburban voters has failed once again. let's try it a four or five more times and then connect to reassess in 2040 or so.
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listen kids I know u want to stop getting violently murdered by assault rifles but you need to grow up and realize that these guns are essential to my dumbass John Rambo cosplay fantasy where I overthrow the US government bc they raised my taxes or some shit.
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with david lynch's passing you're going to see a lot of tributes to his life and work, but I'd like to focus on something else: his hair. do you understand what percentage of 78 year old men have a thick, viking-esque mane like that? like 0.25%, maybe less. god smiled upon him.
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one of the hallmarks of great satire is when you release a long followup video that explains in detail specifically how you are being satirical and why you chose to do it.
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was watching a tiktok of a vanlife couple where they woke up on the edge of a beautiful secluded beach, cooked a healthy breakfast and then had a fun little pillow fight and the only thing I could think was "almost time for you two to take turns shitting in a home depot bucket".
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I can't believe it. they're really going with "she likes to laugh". I can't believe it.
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absolutely perfect movie joke. not a single ounce of fat on this bad boy
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affleck is so consistently right abt issues of racism and bigotry that it blows my mind he grew up in boston.
"It's gross. It's racist.". Today is a good day to remember that time when legend @BenAffleck brilliantly and passionately called out Bill Maher's lazy and pernicious Islamophobia and anti-Arab bigotry on Maher's own show:.
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as this guy triples down on his desire to rape young boys, it's worth wondering what he might have gotten up to during his decade + of tours in the middle east, where he assuredly ran into many young boys in a relatively consequence-free environment.
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watching paddington 2 and I can't figure out why paddington has a british accent. they clearly show that he is born and raised in the peruvian amazon. if anything he should have a spanish accent. the fact that hes a talking bear doesn't bother me.
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everything else aside, it's pretty hilarious how much this guy loves taking photos of himself smoking crack.
Hunter Biden filmed himself smoking crack behind the wheel, driving at 172mph on way to Vegas: photos
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hard to find a better explanation of cheong's whole thing than "doesn't understand a popular american reference so assumes it's a song from a video game" lol
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there was once an era where ppl like shaq and frank ocean and travis kelce were all on here just posting 30 tweets a day abt whatever they were gettin into and now they've all been replaced by a bunch of billionaires with podcasts and random accounts called "epic history moments".
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there's a recording of the worlds most famous pedophile calling trump his best friend and as far as I can tell the harris campaign hasn't said a word about it. gotta get the clintons outta there lol.
BOMBSHELL AUDIO: Jeffrey Epstein Talks About How Trump Was His 'Closest Friend for 10 Years'
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pretty wild that every single nypd officer left new york to return to where they actually live (Long Island) and nothing bad happened. almost like having 50,000 professional candy crush players on the city payroll doesn't actually do anything.
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favorite ny apartment story was when my friend and I were looking at places in chinatown and the realtor showed us a bedroom with one giant bed and three nameplates above the bed that indicated the positions of the 3 roomates who shared the bed like they were donald ducks nephews.
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very funny to take a screenshot of a real video then use AI to animate it into a much shittier version of a video that already exists . everyone who thinks this stuff is cool should be banned from driving a car.
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hey remember last year when everyone was mad at a gillette commercial?. except it wasn’t last year it was. oɓɐ sʞǝǝʍ oʍʇ. because 𝔴𝔢 𝔩𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔩.
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POV: you try to use telekinesis to stop your alcoholic mom from drinking her 11th beer but she is too strong for your powers.
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at this point commander has to be the undisputed world champion of dog attacks on law enforcement. most dogs will never survive even a friendly encounter with a cop and he's out here putting up double digits. the lebron of biting police fingers.
CNN — .Commander Biden, President Joe Biden’s family dog, bit US Secret Service personnel in at least 24 incidents at the White House and other locations, according to new internal USSS documents obtained by CNN.
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the reason it seems like there is a new batch of "new right" media ppl every year is bc the tireless work of the fbi's child sex trafficking team keeps putting the previous years group in jail.
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it's so cool that this site is overrun with "science" accounts that post videos of well-understood natural phenomenon with captions like "many are saying this is proof of the existence of ghosts!".
If you drop an ice block into a 137m deep hole dug in Antarctica. A sound is heard, as if something living deep in the Antarctic was shooting down the ice.
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darkly funny that the endgame of qanon was making a pedophile in charge of law enforcement.
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if I made as much money as these streamers I'd live in the most architectural digest house you ever saw but somehow they all seem to live in a model home with a walmart kids section rug, a $20000 streaming setup, and literally nothing else.
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video games are very bad bc they promote guns, which by the way are very good.
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feel like I'm losing my mind. a rogue, right-wing state is committing a genocide in one country, flattening another, expanding their lebensraum in all directions, and attempting to murder international peacekeepers. and our leaders keep telling us these are the good guys. insane.
Breaking: Israeli troops fire at three UNIFIL positions in Lebanon, a UN source said | Follow live updates here
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I honestly believe we are witnessing a mass-insanity event. ppl on here are going insane at a historically unprecedented rate.
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absolutely furious to discover that my favorite chocolate treat contains 0% pork.
Far-right groups call for boycott of Toblerone chocolate over Halal certification
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I can't explain it but this guy looks like when your gf tells you that you're gonna meet her friend's boyfriend and you're gonna love him and then you meet him and he fuckin sucks. that's this guy.
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wish congress would do something abt the insanely bright headlights every asshole has now but know it would become another mindnumbing culture war thing. millions of idiots decrying the "woke headlight laws" as they affix military helicopter spotlights to the front of their f150s.
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the right is so conspiracypilled now that they literally cant do politics. running against kamala in november but they keep getting distracted by stuff like "don't understand how camera angles work" with clips of a guy who isn't even in the race. like jingling keys for a baby.
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imo if a restaurant drink menu looks like this the owner should be arrested
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watching this guy misuse the words "reductive" and "myopic" in the same clip should really drive home how important writers are to his career lol.
‘Arrow’ actor Stephen Amell says he doesn’t support the WGA/SAG-AFTRA strikes: . “I do not support striking. I don't. I think that it's a reductive negotiating tactic, and I find the entire thing incredibly frustrating.”
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pretty sure I parked next to the worst person in the world today
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one of the most heroic things you can do as a sports event camera operator is to find a child who will 100% cry if their team loses and then calmly wait for your moment.
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[seeing people pour gasoline into the sewer] fuck I gotta text comedian whitney cummings about this.
Actress Whitney Cummings is getting text messages saying there are people “trying to put gasoline in sewers. It's happening all over”. Her “neighbors caught a guy setting more fires on the back of our hill”. “It's happening all over”. The Los Angeles fires are not climate change.
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buddy you went to college in like 1905 sure you can have your $2.36 back.
If leftistss want to forgive student debt shouldn’t they also propose giving back the money to everyone who worked hard and paid off their student loans.
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a cup of ice cream simply cannot compare to a the heavenly experience of the waffle cone. ordering a cup telegraphs that you have lost your lust for life - you no longer desire the whimsical treat of summer, you gobble your slop like a horse eats its oats. it's tragic really.
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