rhena
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Rhena | trans | lesbian | silly lil guy (but a girl) | 18+ | communist | theologian | #1 prescriptivism hater | BLM | free Palestine
Joined September 2017
it fucks me up that when i first heard of michelin star restaurants i was like "the tire company??" and then i was like no that's dumb it has to be a different michelin and then it's just the fucking tire company recommending places to eat.
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it's real
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there is a sick kind of humor in modern people not seeing what's so horrifying about sisyphus being forced to perform a task that he can never complete, every day, for all time. what was once a punishment from the gods is now a 9 to 5.
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this fucking train wreck
What is a thread that belongs in the twitter hall of fame?.
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the orcas after finding that submarine:.
Five Guys really hit the spot ong, I'm so full rn 😩.
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hi i'm pandora, welcome to my unboxing channel, today we have a special surprise gift given to me by the gods of olympus,.
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there is currently no draft in the united states and we're not going to get nuked, real people in ukraine are in real danger and people in the us making it about themselves is kind of disgusting.
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my dumb ass thought they were putting VLC on the switch.
Nintendo has announced that another 140,000 Nintendo accounts were affected by April’s security breach:
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are landlords people? discuss.
Unemployed Houston mom of 2 hit with insensitive eviction notice
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so i was making love to my wife last night, but she wasn't enjoying it like she usually does. so i ask her "honey, what's wrong?" she says that there's a strike, so she's not allowed to act!
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i'm not a scientist but when i see smoke act like a liquid i assume that's bad.
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get rotated idiot.
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you ever see an image for the first time and feel in your soul that your life's trajectory has been altered in some unknowable way
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sorry, i lied about being evil and fucked up. i actually believe in love and hope and kindness, and try every day to be a little better than i was yesterday. can i still see your boobs.
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nice to see bears get some love during pride and not just twinks.
obsessed with the toronto zoo making food rainbows for their animals for pride
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i think about this all the time. he really just put a napkin over his gun and it was like the second fuckin coming of sun tzu or something
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i love the phrasing here, it's like these guys were our only hope and they dropped the fucking ball.
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The update isn't a huge overhaul of the existing guidance, but it does represent an increasing focus on individuals making their own decisions about their level of risk and how they want to mitigate that risk, said Dr. Marcus Plescia, chief medical officer for the @ASTHO.
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we should not have let straight people learn the word twink.
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the part where they remove all the robotic part and show him he's just a head, some organs, and a disconnected hand is AMAZING body horror, i was genuinely squirming in my seat from discomfort.
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it's a well known rule in economics that anyone under the age of 34 has a pronounced impact on inflation. google "rule 34 inflation" for more information.
Millennials are to blame for sky-high inflation, strategist says
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@quotidianquinn @picardie_aurora ok gotta hand it to them on this one, that is incredibly metal.
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@edwardderuiter this is the dumbest looking car i've ever seen and i've never wanted to own a car so badly.
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i think about this cat so much. that stance, that expression, how desperately she yearns for freedom
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@pamelakaye i would differentiate farming due to the tasks being more based on the season and repeating yearly, and having a tangible/visible result. as a service worker my labor is repetitive regardless of the time of year and i see no end result, just more work.
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Tragic news for landlords. California Judicial Council stops the filing of almost all eviction cases. This will open the floodgates for tenants not to pay rent. Watch my webinar at 10 AM today at:
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@punished_cait thinking of all the steps of like. "have the idea, find the clothes, set up the camera and lights, take the photos, decide what photos to post, edit the photos(?), think of the caption, post the photos" and nowhere along the way she thought "what the fuck am i doing".
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the fellowship when gandalf shows back up after fighting the balrog
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i don't think any phrase has so quickly and permanently embedded itself into my brain like "luke's guy walker"
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@lo_lifer it's the perfect grift because it gives you so long to hang around before bailing out of town.
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‘And people will say: “Let’s hear about Frodo and the Ring!” And they’ll say: “Yes, that’s one of my favourite stories. Frodo was very brave, wasn’t he, dad?” “Yes, my boy, the famousest of the hobbits, and that’s saying a lot.”’.
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like this person is just out there somewhere. they probably drive a car and have some kind of responsibility at their job. and the world just lets them.
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plugging 36 space heaters into this and opening a portal directly to hell.
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if you're going to do fantasy racism please please PLEASE do not write the oppressed race to have caused some cataclysm or disaster in the past to deserve it.
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god i couldn't pick just one but i think about these so often
What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
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this picture does to lesbians what a full moon does to werewolves.
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being bad at something just means you have an opportunity for a beautiful woman to put her hands over yours to guide them and show you the right way to do it.
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@tmsilverman TWENTIETH??? were there 19 trans women or something 😭 god damn i'd just try to get better before crying on the internet.
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"ok everyone, if the light flash is blue it means it's a boy, but if it's pink that means we have a baby girl :)"
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when i cook my pizza rolls like it says on the box and they still explode
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got my bases covered
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sorry but "the other one" is the funniest subtitle i've ever seen for a sequel
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swords are the opposites of spears, figure 1 (there is no 2nd figure)
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i really wish i could remember the context that compelled me to make this edit but this made me laugh again on its own lol
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a relationship should be 50/50 i go to super hell and they die of tetanus.
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i learned recently that humans don't have receptors to tell when we're wet and at first i thought "that can't be right" but then i realized that's why sensory deprivation tanks work at all.
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stuff like this fascinates me because how do you even learn this is a fetish you have. is it like a gradual thing where you work up from being tied up or do you wake up like "i want to be hermetically sealed in a cube".
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@Lefty_Pack can't imagine getting gunned down in the middle of the street, during a public speech, and then the entire country deciding "the assassin raised some good points though" lmao.
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please only move razor blades perpendicular to the blade. if you understand how blades work or think for a few seconds about how blades work i am sure you can see the issue here.
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watched a tiktok where a guy fucks up his perfectly good thermostat just to spray paint iron man on his wall so he can slap a google thermostat on that doesn't even look like the arc reactor. and to top it all off he didn't hook it up correctly so it doesn't even have power 😭
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all i want in a job is to be paid $100,000 a year to do the simplest tasks possible for a few hours a day, 3 days a week.
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@staticbluebat i refuse to look up what time and how far from the towers he was when he bowled because i like imagining he almost had a perfect game, and then on the last set there was one pin standing but then the planes hit and the tremors from that knocked the pin down.
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always pisses me off to remember that helicopter isn't made up of "heli" and "copter" but instead, "helico" and "pter".
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bunch of massachusetts trans guys taking hormones together call that the boston T party.
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"theydies & gentlethems" is funny to me because it's applying gender to the concept of gender neutrality.
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