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i have many thoughts opinions and interests | links in linktree | they/she | jew for a free palestine
brooklyn born and raised
Joined August 2020
GOD!!! what have you done.
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there’s something so deeply depressing about going through life thinking you have to turn everything you do into a performance for the public.
If you're reading a book in public you better be on at least page 140 or something.
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it’s literally what he would’ve wanted.
Outrage in Florence after 'insulting' female tourist simulates sex with treasured statue of Bacchus as officials demand harsh crackdown on disrespectful holidaymakers
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hmmmm i wonder why these photos cut off right above their hands.
Both of these models do not exist. You can hire them on once it's live.
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"i'm a creep" "i'm a weirdo" ok??? i was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie slight for my monster from his slab began to rise and suddenly to my surprise (he did the mash) he did the monster mash (the monster mash) it was a graveyard smash.
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if u bring her in to voice a weird little girl she will DELIVER
What voice actor crushed a role so hard that nobody else will be able to live up to it?.
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i must live by this
the mouth tape thing is completely insane and nobody on earth can convince me otherwise. if it makes you live 10 years longer i'm fine with losing those 10 years if it doesn't mean TAPING MY MOUTH SHUT.
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i have a feeling a bunch of people haven't realized this isn't a kids' movie and that's why there's jokes in it about Ken and Barbie having sex and a scene where two Kens say they're going to "beach" each other off.
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actual feminism.
what’s the secret third option for women who don’t want to be a tradwife or a girlboss.
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my mother wants me to “use twitter to contact Lady Gaga” and let her know that she is “very worried about her fibromyalgia and wants to be sure she is taking it easy”.
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this is what aborted pregnancy tissue looks like at 7 weeks
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at what point in your twenties do you stop feeling like a 17 year old wearing the costume of an adult.
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god!! what have you done!!! you're a big bony girl!!! and you dance on the porch.
incredible things happening on the morning walk today
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i have said this many times but bright colors/different colors are VERY IMPORTANT for a child’s development!!!! making everything beige is genuinely bad for their brains.
sad beige aesthetic moms look like variants of abnegation from divergent
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pretty sure someone has said this before but all these men falling for very obvious uncanny valley AI girls really has convinced me that those folk tales where a man falls in love with what is very obviously a demon lady would 100% happen in real life today.
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THEY HIT THE CUNTAGON.
Carly Rae Jepsen and Chappell Roan have followed each other on Instagram.
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you fucking fool. you have fallen right into the trap of the slut strand. like so many fools before you.
do women know how immensely powerful this single strand of hair can be?
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if we're talking about Caitlyn slamming people, i think we should talk about when she slammed into and killed someone with her car.
Caitlyn Jenner slams Nike for their partnership with trans activist Dylan Mulvaney:. “It is a shame to see such an iconic American company go so woke! We can be inclusive but not at the expense of the mass majority of people, and have some decency while being inclusive. This is
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being sexually harassed or assaulted is not the "dark side of pretty privilege". sexual violence is not motivated by sexual desire or by the appearance of the victim, it is motivated by wanting to take power and autonomy from someone.
Being sexually harassed.
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what if i walked out into the sea.
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it took Disney until 2024 to do what Buffy the Vampire Slayer did in 2001.
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i do not want to “succeed” in a “career field” i want to become a mushroom.
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“we have to stop dating and having sex with men” ah yes. Stop. this is definitely a change to the behavior that i was already doing. this is new for me and very challenging.
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it’s actually because anorexia has the highest mortality rate of any mental illness and quite a few of these girls do not make it to adulthood.
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you cannot be doing this when the "Mexican Week" episode of the Great British Bake Off exists. your house is made of glass, put the rocks down.
just discovered how americans pronounce niche, need a moment.
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Hawk Tuah this Hawk Tuah that why don't you try to Talk Tuah Therapist.
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PUSSY FACING THE WORLD.
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FOR CLARITY: Pedro and Bella are not dating (thank god), they are co-stars, and he is playing their sort-of dad. saw a couple people freaking out about this, it is okay, Pedro remains a cool dude.
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i present to you all: Martin Scorsese narrating Francesca’s makeup routine
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for anyone going out to protest right now: if you MUST take your phone with you, do NOT have face/finger id on. the police can and will force you to unlock your phone with your face or fingerprint, they cannot force you to unlock with a password.
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what if, instead of “going on dates”, and “putting myself out there”, i fucking screamed so hard that my vocal cords broke.
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many men in musical theater are horrible people. hope this helps.
my theory is that zachary levi is possessed because there is no way they are the same person
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corporations the second pride month ends.
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an ancient proverb
What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
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it’s literally a song about her first time being with a woman… please don’t do the gold star gay bullshit.
i think the chappell roan lyric “boys suck, and girls i’ve never tried” tells you everything you need to know about her audience.
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lil nas x refusing to heavily sanitize himself for the comfort of mainstream audiences is so radical and revolutionary and it is a queer narrative that has been massively suppressed in favor of assimilationist narratives getting pushed as the right kind of gay to be.
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if i picked up a book and it had that dedication, i would put that book back down immediately.
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adding more clarity: i compared Leo and his girlfriend to Pedro and Bella because Pedro and Bella are playing father and child, and they are the same ages as Leo and his girlfriend. and to me, that comparison articulates very clearly why the age gap feels so creepy.
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OPEN DISCUSSION: are children people?.
OPEN DISCUSSION: Do children deserve apologies and explanations from parents?.
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gorgeous gorgeous girls are staying the fuck home on new years and not going out to spread diseases.
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Janelle has BEEN looking hot as fuck and has been a style icon for their whole career, idk what to say to you if you think they haven't been
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i have to schedule a pap smear this year and i want someone to explain to me why we have no other tools for performing pap smears than the one that looks like a literal medieval torture device
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oh no!!! not a drunk woman partying and being sexual!!! this is so disrespectful to Bacchus, the god of- oh. oh that’s my bad.
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i have been having a genuinely horrible and miserable day and then this dog came up on my tiktok fyp and i am fully cured and i can’t stop laughing
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shut it down NOW shut this DOWN this is so disgusting i….
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*the grave that she would not have wanted to be buried in as it was in a Christian cemetery and Marilyn was in fact a Jewish woman who cared deeply about her faith.
Marilyn Monroe’s ex-husband, Joe DiMaggio, had roses delivered to her grave twice a week for 20 years.
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“queer-coded” they are having gay sex.
i dont think there was any coding in black swan i mean they were fucking on screen
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Patti LuPone is going to wait outside the stage door for her with a tire iron.
Well the Best Actress Tony race just got a little less competitive
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these booktok girls are what happens when you don't have a fanfiction phase as a teenager. i cannot explain this further.
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the Eric Adams indictment news JUST broke and i can already hear people in my neighborhood blasting Not Like Us, Brooklyn is CELEBRATING tonight.
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charlie gooch.
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hot topic i know a lot of girls who would probably buy this but not for the reason you're selling it
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heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point
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i went to the eep store and everyone knew you and said you were soooooo eepy sleepy.
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sweet little fruity girly drinks are actually soooooooooo good and i will not apologize for enjoying them. i’m sorry i don’t want to drink your craft-brewed artisanal beer that tastes like liquified ass. i want candy!.
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wearing a panty liner every single day because you think discharge is gross is a good way to make your discharge a lot worse.
discharge is normal but that’s why as a woman you need to wear panty liners so yo panties don’t end up looking like that 🤢 we too fuckin grown.
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seriously how do you manage to turn CRUEL INTENTIONS into another "everyone is beautiful and no one is horny". Sarah Michelle Gellar did not snort coke out of a rosary and scream I WANT TO FUCK for this disrespect.
First trailer for the new ‘CRUEL INTENTIONS’ series. Premiering on Prime Video on November 21.
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i hope Pete Davidson's next way-more-famous girlfriend is Susan Sarandon.
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i hate it here.
apparently every girl is either fox pretty, cat pretty, deer pretty, or bunny pretty
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Laura Palmer will always be the most important piece of David Lynch's legacy to me, because i will always see in her face the faces of women i know and have known who carry her pain with them, and in his kindness to Laura i see the kindness that so many have never received.
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so there’s this tv that glows.
sometimes i wish i was a girl so i could dress like her cause male clothes is boring sometimes
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no it is “having rich well-connected parents”.
Timothée Chalamet reveals the secrets to his success: ‘No hard drugs and no superhero movies’
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absolutely not
Dear 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002 and 2003. It’s time for your first child 👦.
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i have truly incredible news. i have finally put away all of the clothes that i had sitting on the Clothes Chair. i have conquered the greatest challenge known to man
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“gen z is anti sex” “gen z wants to reinstate the hayes code” “gen z is puritanical” im going to smack my head against the wall until i pass out.
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i'm still wearing a mask despite being vaccinated because there's no way for the people around me to know i'm vaccinated and i don't want to be another source of worry. if i can make people feel more at ease by just wearing a little piece of cloth on my face, i'm going to do it.
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i would like to build off of this by arguing that the problem is that a lot of costuming and makeup for period pieces prioritizes their actors meeting modern beauty standards rather than having the appearances that people in those time periods did.
my personal theory for why it's impossible for hollywood to make a plausible period piece for TV/film in 2023 is cosmetic dentistry. these fake teeth simply did not exist in the 70s.
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hey PETA what’s going on with that lady’s nose. just wondering.
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a hot new bombshell has entered the villa.
Moo Deng? Who deng? Introducing… Haggis 🏴. Otto and Gloria have welcomed an ADORABLE pygmy hippo calf! She is doing well, but we’ll be keeping the hippo house closed for the time being so that our expert keepers can keep a close eye on mum and baby at this sensitive time 🦛💛
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i am tapping the James Acaster sign
🚨 Ricky Gervais has claimed he is going to 'try and get cancelled' with his next stand-up show.
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that fiber artistry and lacework and “women’s work” are what led to the invention of computer programming is so incredibly beautiful and makes me cry whenever i think about it.
Nine years ago today I was at the Fondazione Lisio in Florence learning to weave velvet by hand on a 19th-century jacquard loom. I designed the pattern and hand-punched the cards myself. This technology was the basis for the binary computing system pioneered by Ada Lovelace.
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you are not the "I like turtles" boy. that boy's name is Jonathan Ware, and you are WAY too old to be him.
Lot's can change over 20 years, but I still like turtles!!!
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actually i think this is kind of the epitome of how people misinterpret Laura.
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you will NOT trash whimsigoth in my earshot.
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i am so angry about the level to which terfs have clearly infiltrated online queer spaces and taught young queer people who don’t know any better that each identity is rigidly separate and that they have guided so many young people away from solidarity.
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this is an awful thing to say to someone struggling.
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@dhampirbf yeah like they’re clearly both trying to be kind and look how they’re treated in return for that.
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thinking about this passage from Little Weirds by Jenny Slate again
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trying to reinvent the manic pixie dream girl.
the slightly autistic girl with a high sex drive will save u btw.
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“Coco Chanel says to take one thing off before you leave the house”
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he doesn’t look 47 but he also doesn’t look like a living breathing person.
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i hate the “all bi women are attracted to one specific man and every woman ever”/“all bi women only date men but wish they dated women” shit so much i cannot lie to y’all.
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this man is neither a twink nor a dilf. he’s literally Just Some Guy.
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i would really like it if the language around body positivity shifted from "all bodies are beautiful!!! your body is beautiful and perfect in every way yass slay!!" to "whether or not you think your body is beautiful, it still has value and deserves respect.".
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the tiny sword is stored in the sword ring (for tiny duels)
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