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romance writer, mlis student, neil josten’s girlfriend. repped by @samanthashnh at @rootliterary
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actors on actors should have paired nicola coughlan with cillian murphy. the most chronically online irish princess opposite the off putting irish prince that contemplates self immolation every time he has to do a press tour.
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sad beige aesthetic moms look like variants of abnegation from divergent
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i’ll never give a fuck about the “romance book porn addiction” arguments because at the end of the day the genre is as popular as it is (and always has been) because women just want to read a book set in a world where men are nice to them. that’s literally it.
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the meth episode of new girl is unbeatable
what’s the funniest scene youve watched in a sitcom?
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i need him on the ground sobbing and shedding his skin like a snake with jealousy before i can give my thoughts
Dear reader, this author must inquire…what is the primary force that guides us on our paths? Is it our minds, or our hearts? Perhaps we should discover the answer together.... Bridgerton Season 3: Part 1 arrives May 16, only on Netflix
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being a writer has ruined reading for me bc i’ll read one pretty quote and be like ah why didn’t i think of that
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what is being a writer if not googling “____ synonym” at least 97 times every day
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books set in college that talk about popularity/social status are so weird bc that genuinely is not a thing 😭😭
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eloise bridgerton is the most lesbian coded fictional character in history and those writers are going to try and convince us she falls in love with a man
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@myonnaslibrary
like we can’t be doing 2 years between seasons with this many projected seasons man im gonna be 40 watching hyacinth’s season
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jonathan bailey would be the best candidate for james bond actually because he’s sexy and british and looks good in a suit and could have chemistry with a piece of trash he found on the street
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“it’s not a real slow burn if they kiss or confess feelings before season 4” a show with a season 4??? in this economy???
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GET JONATHAN BAILEY ON THE FUCKING PHONE
Pedro Pascal was reportedly suggested as a replacement for Joaquin Phoenix in Todd Haynes’ gay romance film.
But his schedule is packed until the end of the year with Fantastic Four and The Mandalorian filming.
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like when the reality is that 85% of men see women as inherently sexual objects and wh0res and viscerally despise them in any environment that isn’t sexual, who is shocked that these same women are turning to romance books with male characters that are unrealistically kind
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one of the hardest paragraphs in all of literary non-fiction
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because as soon as you put the book down, you hop on the internet to see men saying the most vile, barbaric, animalistic, degrading things towards random women they’ve never met. it’s HELLLL
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a classic
quote with the funniest tv show scene you’ve watched
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@himbokirk
RIGHT like thats how i can tell the author is writing from high school experience bc there is no way anyone in college cared enough to bully you unless it was on twitter 😭
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FUCKING EXCUSE ME
actors on actors should have paired nicola coughlan with cillian murphy. the most chronically online irish princess opposite the off putting irish prince that contemplates self immolation every time he has to do a press tour.
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this pissed me off bad. cressida was being sold off to a man over thrice her age to be wed and bred and eloise didn’t bat an eye. like come on.
i hate how they handled cressida and eloise’s friendship. I thought they were gonna use their relationship to have eloise finally grow out of being so judgmental and actually show empathy when confronted with girls suffering due to the mistreatment of women by the ton.
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not watching that teen wolf movie in solidarity with 13 year old me who would have gone into cardiac arrest if you had told her stydia would be divorced in 10 years
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“privileged status as a woman” is just further proof that the international scale of public humiliation amber faced was absolutely never about defending male victims of domestic abuse. she was just a scapegoat for men that violently hate women and resented the metoo movement
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in what fucking world is 105 million hours bad. netflix needs to be so serious, not every series is going to get a billion hours streamed like stranger things and wednesday 😭 i fucking hate streaming because on any regular network these numbers would ensure a 5 season run
105 million hours viewed through 11 days for Shadow and Bone is rough. I don't see a season 3 or spin-off happening.
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you are yourself, and so remain, as i remain.
yours,
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me at 1pm when i said i was going to write all day
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it’s actually so devastating that each couple only gets one season bc i could watch an endless number of seasons just focused on kathony they are so perfect
Bridgerton could have 20 more seasons and still never top this
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thinking about the time in 8th grade my mom had to pay a $18 fee because i “lost” my library copy of city of bones and 3 months later she got her money back bc some girl’s dad brought in buckets of school library books she’d stolen from other students and hidden under her bed
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@ninarivagf
like real p0rn is created for men by men and perpetuates/normalizes their violence against women, and these books just happen to include consensual sex 😭 it is not the same!
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I FUCKING SENT THIS QUERY 5 MINUTES AGO WHATHEFUXHKKHJM
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spent my saturday using warheads drops, sour blue raspberry powder, and citric acid to make super sour fruit gushers and i think this would kill a pilgrim the hardest out of anything that could kill a pilgrim
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LUNAR CHRONICLES ANIMATION IN PROGRESS KAIDER ACTUALLY COMING HOME TO ME ?!??($676)(!(?
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#TSCSPOILERS
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what if jeremy finds jean’s broken magnets and his destroyed little beret bear and makes him a new one in the ceramics class they’re taking together. what if jean cherishes it more than anything he’s ever owned because it’s the first loving gift he’s ev
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JUST GOT A FULL REQUEST FROM A MAYBE PILE IVE BEEN IN FOR TWO MONTHS OMGOMGOMG
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@tcllajacks
i was definitely reading insane one direction fics but writing it on the board for my whole class and teacher to see WOULD HAVE BEEN INSANE
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@AuthorLMDavis
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by your logic, you’ve stolen the work of shadow and bone by leigh bardugo. should we call her lawyers too, lauren?
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damn if this blows up, follow me 🫶🏻 i write sexy and silly romance books starring queer women, and am currently seeking representation for my work 💕
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I JUST WOKE UP TO A FULL AND PARTIAL REQUEST??,!,??!?!!
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at barnes & noble i witnessed firsthand an old woman buying ice planet barbarians for her granddaughter who definitely couldn’t have been older than 14 😭 i was like bro come on!!!
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no one:
elle k*nn*dy: she had tiny hips. so narrow. gonna wrap my big man hands around her teeny tiny teensy weensy hips. soooo small sooo little sooo microscopic
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how the fuck do people write 70k word books and how do i learn how to do that omg im at 91k and i still have 4 chapters left to write this is sick 😭😭
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well this is getting attention for some reason so follow me if you like unhinged romance books, i write sapphics for insane people 🫶🏻
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leigh is so evil bc why did she publish her adult debut if she wasn’t ready to commit to it nearly as much as her other projects, like miss ma’am was working on a GRAPHIC NOVEL for a character only liked by 15 year olds with daddy issues meanwhile darlington is suffering in HELL
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i knew submitting to a majority sff agent was a bad idea but goddamn 😭
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im convinced that anyone expecting a marvel movie to be gay has consumed so much fanfiction that they’ve forgotten what franchise they’re actually fans of
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@kaekaecurtis
i need her to blackmail the writers and secure eloise a female love interest im so serious
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just remembered the time i used the word ‘whilst’ in an essay i wrote in 8th grade and my teacher took off 5 points and wrote ‘????’ beside it … this woman was teaching english for gifted students and didn’t know the word WHILST
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using the super bowl as an excuse to remind everyone that i’m writing an adult romcom between the best professional quarterback in the country and the bold, outspoken sports reporter that can’t stand him 🥰🏈
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idk what yall are waffling about but this is what EYE was talking about
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I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON
happy 8 years since shadowhunters 1x12 malec, the episode of all time, the birth of gay people if you will,
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WE DONT NEED THIS!!!! WE DONT NEED IT!!!! ADAPT NEW BOOKS IM BEGGING YOU!!!!!!
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yes and also i ACTUALLY am giggling and kicking my feet when im reading romance books that is not an exaggeration 😭
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just got a full request which makes that TWENTY submission requests!!!!
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“stop being so mean to me or i swear to god i’m going to fall in love with you” is a hall of famer for me personally
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no more five years and three kids later epilogues I BEG 🙏🏻 just let me see an engagement after one year or so PLEASE
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andy really was the first man haley ever loved and those writers made her end up with DYLAN i am so ill i hate modern family
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be so completely serious. these are adult stories with adult themes written by and for adults. nothing about them suggests YA.
This is the photo in question—don’t want to tag anyone b/c I see where they’re coming from. But my hot take is that almost every book here is (or should be considered) YA. I’m sorry but this is what teens read. They have shit to figure out & books are a safe place to do that
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hi
#WritingCommmunity
💘 my name is hali hyland, and im adult romcom/rom-mystery/romantic suspense author represented by samantha fabien at root literary! i’m based in texas, and im currently studying for my master’s in library science while drafting my third novel!
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alright ill say it microsoft word is the worst place to write a book
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jamie campbell bower’s jace was just ahead of its time people didn’t appreciate real cinema like this in 2013
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never forget that netflix stopped promoting lockwood and co the same day that they acquired the rights to this show from hbo. NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY’VE STOLEN FROM YOU
#SaveLockwoodandCo
The trailer for ‘DEAD BOY DETECTIVES’ has been released.
Debuting on Netflix on April 25.
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no man in hollywood understands how to yearn like johnathan bailey and i fear they never will
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the devastating level of romance in the line “i would have come for you, and if i couldn’t walk, i’d crawl to you” is insane like i need some of whatever leigh bardugo was on when she wrote that
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yeah
does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?
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