Marsad Aurangzeb
@Marsadist
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I write poetry and essays on deep tech
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Possibly the shortest thing I've ever written
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Complimented this American tourist's perfume and she gave me this little bottle
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What a situationship feels like when your friends don't know a single thing about it
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Why must the final act of love always be letting go
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For the record this smells like love at first sight summer fling if I was to reduce it to an abstract concept
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Fake idgafer I saw you looking through their old chats again to figure out where it went wrong
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Remember that time when your little sister asked you to play with her but you were a moody teenager so you didn't and now she'll never be that young again and you'll never live in the same house
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You guys are telling me this is expensive but how expensive is it really because this little vial isn't even empty and now I feel bad for accepting it...
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He actually didn't match her freak. Her freak was so tough he had to off her.
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"I'll never love anyone again" but you WILL. Do you not see that you are an endless well of love? That summer will pass and your voice will beckon the kindest things in the world? You will love relentlessly over and over again.
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@urlocalweedboy
You could live a hundred lives and not love as deeply as I have and will in just one, behave yourself.
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Why don't they merge old age homes with orphanages - it just makes sense to me? Kids get paternal figures and old people get a taste of youth's vibrancy
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"delulu is the solulu🤪" bro you're almost 30 go find a wife or something
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Terrible time to be alive because everyone is trying to get over someone
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"I did it for the plot" no you didn't bro you actually loved her
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If a few years ago you told me Greta Thunberg would be more vocal and passionate about her support for Palestine compared to Malala I wouldn't believe you
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Nobody has better posture than a dude dating a girl the exact same height as him
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George Orwell you would have loved Pakistan as a concept
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"are we friends in every univer-" bro I low-key don't even fw you in this one
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The Muslim league, 1947:
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Somewhere out there in Pakistan a young man is telling a girl "chand Nazar nahi aya, Zara tasveer tou bhejdein" and she's falling for it. Incredible things are happening in the South Asian subcontinent this evening.
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Yes, put all your faith into that one person thousands of miles away with commitment issues trust me nothing bad will happen
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Hey guys do you actually listen to the whole 15 seconds of carefully curated music I put on my IG story or do you just skip past it like an incurious neanderthal?
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@normalizingisBs
When it does, it often finds you again far too late. I refuse to leave love up to chance, chance is cruel. It is indifferent to what I feel. It is indifferent to my desperation.
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This might shock you but you can share a picture of yourself wearing a scarf without prefacing it with a pointless joke about assaulting a woman
Grabbed a hijab off a girl to liberate her and now I look like a Turkish little Bo peep
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Sometimes late nights I just be up calculating my GPA, no music or anything just straight rawdogging numbers
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"we accept the love we think we deser-" gand marwa yaar
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"it's actually nice she doesn't get mad at me over little things anymore" you lost her bro
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So my foodpanda rider was hearing disabled and I thought I'd learn the basics quickly to make him feel better AND I DID it's actually very easy to learn I can't believe I didn't start before. But yes, he was happy and I gave him another tip.
I'm very proud of you Zain❤️
I have TEN MINUTES to learn basic sign language this is urgent
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"yea I got options" the options:
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Amir Liaqat will not be missed, and he will not be remembered as a great man. I'm not going to pretend to respect him, neither should any of you.
We don't die as equal men.
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Taylor swift is actually a terrible person lmao - she knows full well she's one of the most influential artists/people in the world and refuses to say something about the ethnic cleansing currently underway in Gaza.
Demand better from the people you look up to.
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Sometimes mentally I'm just "Ma'am ye Mera Hindi Grammar homework hai, ai ma'am tu Pagal, ma'am tu Pagal"
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@dykeabetes
@popeyekibabe
I think this is the standard sized bottle. The one in the image is quite small. Very expensive nonetheless lmao
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Romanians after getting a massive lead during Ramadan because the Pakis wanna act Muslim
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All it takes is two adequately good looking politicians for the entirety of Pakistan to let out their homoerotic tendencies if you think about it
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They shoulda given you a medal too the way you threw away everything we had together
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Ordered a sandwich from this Lebanese place and asked them if it was possible to send it before iftar time because I ordered late.
They did, but also sent me a bunch of extra food so if anyone tells you there is no kindness in the world tell them I have lived it.
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"they would have loved this" but they're just not around anymore man, move on
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If she's talking to a dude with curly hair it's over for you bro just move on
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This guy chased me home after I told him I wanted free and fair elections someone help
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A poem in return for the gift, if it finds her
Complimented this American tourist's perfume and she gave me this little bottle
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People in relationships over two years long breaking up is always a little strange to me like go back to your wife
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Once again I am going to have to ask all of you to stop what you're doing and look at my niece (she's going to fix the economy)
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If you have a crush on me just keep it to yourself because I am paralyzed by the idea of not living up to the expectations of the idealized version of me you have in your head
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You guys ever fuck up so bad as a kid you wished for nuclear war so you didn't have to deal with the consequences
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Fact check: Animals were NOT being burnt to death by protestors - the video clearly shows animals being taken to safety by the shepherds; the building caught fire due to SHELLING by the forces - not civilian actions. Stop spreading fake news.
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Just letting you guys know I'd never be in a situationship but that's just me though
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No because what kind of an emotionally underdeveloped manchild of a husband do you have to be to say that when your wife asks you to taste something this ad always pissed me off like dude just tell her it's nice it's not that deep
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Date idea: I write you three poems then go die in war
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I need you to think about what you look like before you say things like this
should the police greet these terrorists with roses just because they’re women?
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What I've learned about the Indian elections recently is that there's a man named Dhruv Rathee who's got that dawg in him
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Behave
Women should be banned from voting tomorrow because they don't know the ABC of politics and will vote Khan because he is handsome.
#Elections2024
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Hey guys this valentine's day write her a list of reasons describing how she's EXACTLY like her mother. She's going to love it.
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You guys need to stop fantasizing about BB - her "flaws" were being a corrupt, feudalistic politician who'd sell the government to the highest bidder.
Reminder: BB and her rat were even convicted/accused of money laundering and corruption by at least 3 foreign governments.
Sometimes I wonder the trajectory Pakistani politics would have taken had Benazir not been murdered. Like any mainstream politician she had a lot of flaws.
Still, she was a national leader. And she and Nawaz had arrived at a decent working relationship to put 90's politics behind
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LMFAO this is not an ad...why would Gucci hire a random guy to say this. Should they? Possibly
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I dress like this almost every other day in Paris and this girl once told me there's no need to put in the effort because "we're at an engineering school..." and I think it humbled me a little
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Everybody is NOT a lover boy or lover girl some of you mfs are LYING
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If you tell me goodnight you can still keep sending reels without engaging in conversation because I truly understand
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I hope you're taking care of yourself, and I hope you don't have to read this again
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@Salemschild_
Yup fair point, hard to guarantee the kids safety and I doubt they'd have a system in place here to protect the kids effectively. Perhaps one exclusively with women? I think that would be arguably safer.
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@thatf9babe
Been trying to say this for days but everyone gets pressed over it for some reason
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As humans we're WAY too chill about the fact that parrots can talk
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Cheated on my barber and half way through the cut he says "you know not everyone in this town knows how to use their scissors" bro I didn't know it was like THAT to you my bad
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Hundreds of Pakistanis drowned in Greece and the only country that's out on the streets is...Greece.
Not a single protest in Pakistan, no media coverage, and no outrage.
Your lives are expendable in the eyes of your own people.
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The word for anklets in Urdu is Paazaib and it irks me a little bit because that word is way too pretty for it to mean anklet
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I also found a long letter in the trenches of my Google drive that talks about this concept from two years ago
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@punished_daniel
This is no reason to be fired, as irresponsible as he may have been. A simple conversation conerning his behavior would suffice; we do not always need to jump to extreme repercussions imo which is guided by the belief that most people who make these mistakes are inherently bad.
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@arham_hamid_
My taxes paid for your lifestyle. Start acting like it. Your dad was, is, and will always be a servant of the state. Nothing more.
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As a Pakistani living in Europe I just know if WW3 happens I've got 0 chances of survival
I'm not even going to try to do anything and just watch the office until I'm sent to the guillotines.
Use me as a hostage for negotiations? Bad luck, my government broke and dgaf
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Pakistan making it to the semi finals reminds me of how you and I can make it to the end against all odds, miss you please text back
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Little sister just sent this to me and my heart briefly sunk
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Hot take but I think this stuff is genuinely corporate sabotage. Finding a WHOLE lizard in a cake is insane and if you've ever baked something you know it's impossible to miss an ENTIRE reptile corpse in the batter
BREAKING♨️:
IFA team, led by DD Ops & AC Shalimar, SEALED a renowned bakery after CRACKDOWN. It. Uncovered expired food, poor hygiene & absence of MRDs on all items. IFA prioritizes food safety & public health.
#FoodSafety
#PublicHealth
@dcislamabad
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@rmwaq
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This goes to ALL the popular artists who refuse to sit and think about what's going on on the other side of the world. Every single one of them.
Because, and this may surprise you, it's not a crazy idea to ask people to call for an end to war crimes - no matter who they are.
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Please be honest with yourselves THIS is what a real pizza looks like
Tehzeeb ka pizza, best pizza in Pakistan. Go argue with your walls
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Nothing worse than someone you find annoying being physically attractive
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