time for the biweekly reminder that i am NOT a nsfw account and i do NOT ever post anything for men and i will absolutely not under any circumstances “sell content” to anyone dming me about it.
leave me the fuck alone.
so let me get this straight……….. haileys fans think selena was copying her. for making a skincare/makeup video. selena gomez. the owner of one of the biggest makeup brands at the moment. they truly have rocks for brains.
@brixi_920
that whole trend + “one thing i’m not afraid to say as a _________” are just trendy new ways for people to spread hate speech on the app lol
@0Gutsy
@badboiepi
EXACTLY like it’s obv gonna be someone they’re closer with than you are bc if you three were all that close you would’ve made 3 way plans in the first place????
@ponyville_
like i get it for bumble bc women have to message first but there’s literally no reason why men would be setting their gender to female for any reason other than fetishization so it actually pisses me off so bad whenever i see cishet men on hinge
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@ChappellRoan
's "The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess" was the most streamed album in the United States on Spotify last week for the first time ever.
— Among other things, it has overtaken
@taylorswift13
's "The Tortured Poets Department."
@dannnnia1
@nonbinarybooty
mine lets me shuffle as many times as i want BUT it’ll play the same artist back to back like girl there’s 300 songs in this playlist play someone ELSE
@JanesCalamityy
i’m assuming she’s on there to make friends but as someone (who’s actually gay) who’s used hinge to try and make friends then good fucking luck to her everyone on there is too horny
@drooling_star
@scorpihobabe
@evadentz
i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.
@Anania00
love rih but every fenty product i’ve tried other than the lip glosses have been so terrible akdnfksnfsk like miss gomez takes the cake on this one
taylor swift stans when they hear music that’s actually explicitly queer instead of a boring song about a man that they swear up and down is queer coded
@thyhighs
no because when i visited toronto and didn’t have a car and spent an entire day walking around the city i only hit like 15k??? and that was a metric fuck ton of walking????? how are people doing 2/3 of that DAILY??
@aliyahInterlude
when i worked at a chain restaurant they would charge employees to eat leftover food that had been sitting under the heater for 4 hours even if they would just be throwing it away anyway
@theyenvynico
@amlstw
@userctrI
no bc the guy in radley (i forget his name) asked if they’d met before when she went to visit mona and she was so weird about it like WHYYYY would they add that if it wasn’t supposed to be a clue that she used to be a patient or vidited ex patients (ie charlotte??) ???
@FATHERLUXX
giving me war flashbacks to all the “i was going to kiss you but” texts i’ve received like first of all i’m taking that as a THREAT, a TERRORIST THREAT
@blesshailey
you guys literally talk about selena constantly lol or compare the things she does with j*stin to the stuff he used to do with selena. i don’t want to hear it.
@d3nimchick3n
@_xlysn
no fr same i’m 26 this year and haven’t been clubbing since 2018 bc my friends didn’t want to anymore???? like damn we don’t need to stay in and watch netflix every day we can go out and have fun sometimes you know