c a i t l i n
@hello__caitlin
Followers
20K
Following
200K
Media
10K
Statuses
48K
Joined October 2011
Ok I’m stoned but this seems like a good idea: what if there was an app that both you and your partner have where you both swipe right or left on movies that are on your streaming services and when you find a match it lets you know.
2K
29K
406K
Just picked George up from the dentist and he’s on another planet rn
851
17K
390K
The Sports Bra (a sports bar in my neighborhood that only shows women’s sports) is finally open and I’m very stoked
1K
13K
236K
I loved this tree when I saw it in the Christmas tree lot but then I got it home and realized that it’s actually completely insane
937
7K
229K
My brother made the most upsetting pie I’ve ever had in my life
5K
9K
189K
I learned 2 things from this year’s Spotify Wrapped:. 1. I should probably cancel my Spotify premium .2. Their EOY metrics are 100% made-up.
570
5K
187K
I got Gigi’s food sensitivity test results back today and great news!!! The world’s smallest cat can comfortably eat alligator, water buffalo, and almost nothing else.
297
8K
162K
If the massive increase in LGBT identification in recent years is a result of increased acceptance, why aren't we seeing large numbers of Gen X and older coming out of the closet?
44
17K
138K
the only thing about the clown panic that’s important to me is that it gave us this:
What's your goofiest low-stakes conspiracy theory? I believe the 2016 clown panic was a psyop to test how panics can be spread via social media.
143
6K
120K
I’m losing my mind over this kitten’s mustache that makes him look like he has buck teeth
263
7K
91K
When I worked in a Starbucks drive-thru, the best-case customer scenario was when someone was reasonably friendly and left a tip. The worst-case scenario was basically this
1K
3K
88K
“I love my shitty expensive thing that almost killed my whole family”.
139
6K
87K
My aunt gave me a beautiful pair of cowboy boots she bought in ‘93 and I just put them on and did a twirl for my boyfriend and he said “you look like Kermit at the end of the Muppet Movie” 🙃
90
2K
83K
Do you think every day is terrifying if you’re this tiny
199
2K
77K
When this happened in 2009, my coworker called me over to her desk to look at the website and was like “am I losing my mind or is Oprah’s face floating in this picture”
124
4K
75K
Insane paragraph, Helen
My review of Ta-Nehisi Coates’s new book:
514
6K
67K
I saw a TikTok this morning of a woman who didn’t know that lox and raw salmon are different, so she’s been slicing off pieces of raw grocery store salmon for a week now and eating it with bagels and cream cheese.
535
2K
66K
Some guy drowned during the CrossFit Games yesterday because they put an open-water swim AFTER the run and only had two lifeguards on site. Also they gave him 0 points and he's currently in last place on the leaderboard.
215
2K
62K
Seeing this in person really drives home how huge the Animaniacs actually are
214
3K
60K
The top 1% of people listening to this song only played it 4 times, it seems.
77
226
60K
Journalism is alive and well at the Washington Examiner
107
3K
39K
Changed my name to Mr. Tweet, now Twitter won’t let me change it back 🤣.
23
2K
40K
I wasn’t 100% clear on what I was ordering and boy was I surprised to see this
390
521
41K
Not now, sweety, mom’s bullying her own child on Twitter.
81
2K
37K
I picked up this book at an estate sale (bc I’m always on the lookout for white elephant gifts) and I need you all to see the letter that fell out of this book which has CLEARLY never been opened once and is fully unread
243
2K
37K
lol she worked as a developer on the Twitter app for Android
197
1K
34K
Millennials have been talking about this for the past 15 years while Fox News called us snowflakes and made fun of people who had to live with their parents but I’m glad they’re suddenly taking it so seriously 🙄.
'FEELING HELPLESS': Alabama mom's rant about the unattainable American dream goes viral.
147
5K
34K
This year we’re doing away with the myth of “unskilled labor”
172
3K
30K
“Please buy one of my fully computerized cars”.
We should eliminate electronic voting machines. The risk of being hacked by humans or AI, while small, is still too high.
211
3K
30K
I brought George to the dog park and all he wants to do is sit and smile
58
924
29K
I’m still laughing at Aaron Rupar building his entire career and persona around watching and clipping Trump rallies and then taking the afternoon off today.
88
1K
28K
I found a new guy and I need you all to see his special talent
71
2K
28K
And then you HAVE to watch whatever you match on or it turns off all the electricity in your house for 4 hours, so it’s not like you can hem and haw about your matched movie. You have to take it SERIOUSLY.
89
296
25K
Making my boyfriend insane on our drive to Seattle by putting on the 2004 pre-election episode of This American Life where they talk to undecided voters.
51
393
26K
About 6 months ago I put in an order with Hirbawi (the last kufiya factory in Palestine) for a kufiya designed to recognize Palestinian/Irish solidarity. I was totally ok w/the idea that it might never get here, but it arrived today & I’m so grateful. I’ll wear it with pride 🕊️
74
2K
25K
I’m visiting my grandpa and admiring his handiwork around the house
21
719
24K
This is what all the Barbie Oscar snub discourse sounds like to me
"The optics of excluding #Barbie's Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie from the directing and lead actress categories — the women most responsible for a critically acclaimed film that became the biggest blockbuster of 2023 — are not good"
48
3K
22K
How am I supposed to work with George standing and staring at me like this
57
987
23K
I gotta hand it to Elon - X is THE best app for being forced to see a video of a child hit by a car.
78
756
20K
The biggest impression Sinéad O’Connor made on me was her performance at the Bob Dylan tribute show a few days after she ripped up the pope’s pic on SNL. She doubled down on her criticism of the church even while being booed by all of Madison Square Garden - she was 26 & so brave
194
2K
18K
@KaraBTweets About 10 years ago I bought some salmon from QFC and it had little worms in it - and I remember texting my dad to ask him how many worms were ok in salmon and he was like “uh….ideally zero worms”.
37
192
19K
who are the internet main characters of the day you still think about? good, bad, indifferent, who's stuck with you. can be any era.
98
519
19K
These two are brothers and they’re up for adoption at the Spokane animal shelter and I love them 🥲
117
2K
16K
I need someone to get to the bottom of why pickleball has been forced on us so significantly over the last few years.
355
808
16K
When I got back from my run today, there was a Who Framed Roger Rabbit VHS resting outside my apartment. This is a tactic used by human traffickers to mark their next victim. I was spared this time but I just want to let the girlies know.
117
663
16K
i'm being bullied by the Old Navy website's "try it on" feature
89
169
16K
Way too many Americans have a warped sense of what’s actually dangerous to their child
195
296
16K
I thought this was a renovation video being played in reverse as rage bait but NO!
588
306
16K
Seems to me like this is real-time exact-location sharing
52
893
15K
The woman in front of me at Fred Meyer just now was refusing to wear a mask and doing the whole “my body my choice” thing when the cashier asked her to put one on, and when it was my turn at the register the cashier told me she lost her only daughter to covid last year.
111
968
14K
lol this is one of the most tragic posts I’ve ever seen on this site
101
482
14K
JD Martinez: "They say we suck, we suck. Let's suck. Let's go suck together. Let's go have fun sucking. you know? And let's enjoy it. And that's kinda I think what we did, I think we did that as a team" (SNY)
44
842
14K
motorcycle smut mags from the late 70s/early 80s are truly perfect
148
1K
14K
It’s the 4-year anniversary of George emerging from the bedroom closet with a rock-hard loaf of French bread that he’d stashed in there the week before
28
532
13K
Babe, wake up, a new way of standing just dropped
18
788
14K
Dragging all your former advertisers into discovery is totally going to win them back! Excellent move, sir
129
822
13K
This is the most shameful tweet I’ve ever seen.
51
239
14K
I’m 100% certain that Conclave would be a perfect candidate for a movie where one character is played by a very serious human actor and the rest are muppets
22
513
13K
It needs more lights & the tree skirt but I’m back to being fond of it 🥰
48
86
14K
There’s only one photo on my 2024 vision board and it’s Martha Stewart getting all dirty in pleated pants
31
660
12K
nothing good so far, they looked at bus routes and then closed their phone :(.
20
38
12K
Every suburban woman thinks they’re about to be sex trafficked out of Old Navy, what do you MEAN that it “quietly faded away”.
26
971
12K
@Mscjervis @Asher_Wolf lol youre a fan of Candace Owens, so I know you’ve never recognized a good idea in your life.
86
116
11K
@DevonHill95 I read the entire review, as well as the book she’s reviewing, and it’s completely inappropriate.
51
101
12K