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@CleoOnTheRange
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@tristandross “Sorry I have to go it’s a neurodimergency”
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@dissproportion Zero issues with this solution but it would be better with some onions.
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@made_in_cosmos One of my siblings had this done to them and had either ‘child’ or ‘baby’ on their birth certificate until they filed for a name change in their teens
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In my 22 person polycule, agile methodology has proven too inflexible and cumbersome to implement. We keep ourselves at our best by eliminating the two lowest performers every Thanksgiving. This encourages us to be true owners of our communication, inspiring resourceful
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@CleoOnTheRange
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I really wish more communities would emulate the high trust networks of my origin community. The other day I (embarrassingly) ran out of gas for the first time in my decade of driving. I pulled off the interstate, called Chaveirim — a network of volunteers that help with all
@esaagar
Saagar Enjeti
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TIL there is a WhatsApp group of Hasidic Jews where tens of billions of frequent fliers miles change hands on the grey market. Access to the group is tightly controlled by familial networks b/c you must swap credit card logins and trust the other person won’t screw you over
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@Saperek1 @TheOmniLiberal The Middle East didn’t become predominantly Arab through vibes and paperwork
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@uncledoomer No it’s blue and gold
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@Indian_Bronson This Little Boy?
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@CleoOnTheRange
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@zoomertea I’m a mom and a girl boss and the girl boss parts of my life are infinitely easier
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@Eli_B_Again @CovfefeAnon Bonafide female here. While there’s some truth re socialization influencing the interests we develop, “women in stem” has been a celebrated and trending topic for a couple of decades. Girls are actively encouraged to explore the sciences, be the Barbie they want to be, etc. The
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@CleoOnTheRange
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@Saperek1 @TheOmniLiberal And the ottomans and the Persians and the Mameluks and many more. Empires have conquered each other throughout history.
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@Saperek1 @TheOmniLiberal The west doesn’t stress out about “land back” or decolonization when the current conqueror is brown.
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@CleoOnTheRange
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@TTExulansic Idk if anyone here can find the clip, but one of the most horrifying scenes is the mom rebuking Jazz for talking about her excruciating experience because it could potentially convince other trans kids not to have the surgery. The rage I felt from hearing that still burns inside
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@CleoOnTheRange
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@tarahtalk @ClosingScore @stillgray Have you ever given birth? The exercise is not the issue here. The only focus of a new mother should be on her baby and her recovery. It’s a huge physical and emotional shift that modern society doesn’t support enough. The more traditional the society, the better the care for
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@jakeshieldsajj Coincidence
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@CleoOnTheRange
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@Duderichy My caffeine guy sold me a strain that will provide the perfect amount of mellow and upper, even threw in some samples. Don’t tell me he was bluffing, can’t be
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@thechosenberg That was a total eclipse of idk what but things were spinning
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@CleoOnTheRange
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@baileymeyers Like Shakespeare using so many trite idioms. Too much of a good thing, if you get my drift
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@CleoOnTheRange
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@AskYatharth It’s so much easier to be avoidant when you easily attract more relationships
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@CleoOnTheRange
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3 months
@julianboolean_ @made_in_cosmos Basically! Not exactly the same situation because baby was named in a religious ceremony a week or so after birth, but the birth certificate paperwork was filed before leaving the hospital when name was still undecided
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@cremieuxrecueil homeopathy is real
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@CleoOnTheRange
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8 months
I’m still a bit hurt by someone who ended a friendship with me with the grievance that “being around you makes me feel insecure”. It took me a while to realize that my lifestyle challenged a victim mindset they subscribe to and I don’t indulge. Misery doesn’t like my company.
@visakanv
Visakan Veerasamy
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some people will interpret you living your best life as a provocation directed at them personally
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@CleoOnTheRange
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@FromHerOwnAshes @habibiting There’s always a full time nanny that’s actually taking care of the kids while the mom is picking berries off the tree for homemade jam that they won’t touch
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@meekaale Thank you for your service
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2 months
@CovfefeAnon W regard to the gap in general knowledge, probably true. And the reasons may be more behavioral than a capacity issue, with women tending to more agreeable and linear. This anecdote had me quite dumbfounded, as it’s the sort of general knowledge that most curious people are both
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@s4m31p4n Husband and wife are inherently cringe terms
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@CleoOnTheRange
Cleo
6 months
@hollowearthterf She has to be trolling because this hurts. I want to give her a hug, book her a blowout and a massage and a full queer eye makeover. And I don’t even like her, it will just make the world a better place
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@s4m31p4n We’re already hot, fluid, and hyperactive, and always spit into your cup for an extra dash of the above. You’re welcome 😊
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@SurgeCityDreams I did hesitate a bit before posting because I was tempted to sneer at the castaways who usually end up in a trauma bonding themselves into a monogamous relationship
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@aziz0nomics @RachelRileyRR You look more Jewish than many of the Jewiest Jews I know! Hi cousin 😃
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@crystalxduan I know people who’d totally cross the Delaware with him
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@credenzaclear2 Teddy Roosevelt would have been my treehouse guy. We’d be somewhere under the stars, and we’d create a whole new set of lore for that teddy bear moniker
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7 months
@Haqiqatjou Judaism preceded Christianity by many years and most Jews today don’t know anything about Jesus and don’t even say his name.
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@CleoOnTheRange
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2 months
Toddler urgently woke me up this morning asking “mommy, is today tomorrow?”
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7 months
@hollowearthterf I’ve wrote a whole rant about this under my real name once when I was pissed off by proudly progressive stay at home dads who carefully follow the instructions left by their working wives to get through the day and call them to find out where the sippy cups are etc.
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7 months
@visakanv That’s why I always say, just be with the kind of person who would make a good ex
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7 months
My favorite tip is to look for someone who would be a good ex. Those coincidentally are exactly the traits that make good partners, and since children are a permanent joint venture, important to consider for a worst case scenario.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Nope. In fact, I’ve avoided lesbian spaces partly because of the complications and awkwardness from this phenomenon.
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3 months
@ControGorilla @chinesegon Filling up gas is very unladylike. The noxious scent of gasoline, the risk of nail breakage, the act of penetration, being alone at the side of the road at night. Very lesbian, very whorish, 6/10
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@DeepDishEnjoyer Is that a stimulus package or am I happy to see you
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@CleoOnTheRange
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@wanyeburkett Yeah this is likely from luxury cars in non wealthy neighborhoods. A rather common phenomenon that’s often exhibited in ‘ghetto’ areas. Upper middle class or wealthy areas have more luxury housing, but more sensible cars.
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@Aella_Girl I’ve birthed a few babies and explored vaginas spanning experiences and ime there is no noticeable permanent change. Plenty of loosey goosies that have never given birth and can’t see them getting even looser tbh
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@CleoOnTheRange
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4 months
@TheAnnaGat If I had 9 hours of good sleep I’d be able to quickly rustle up the $10k and celebrate with good sex that has me calling out to god. Easy choice.
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@CleoOnTheRange
Cleo
7 months
Some life hacks, for you no charge because you have such beautiful eyes: - Baking: always swap walnuts for pecans - Beauty: try blue mascara - Career: pair nerd level expertise with great social skills - Spirit: breathe fresh air, ideally on a mountaintop, by yourself -
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I would kill 100 to save my brother, and there’s no cap on what I would sacrifice for my own children. I don’t trust anyone who confidently spouts a utilitarian take on a trolley problem about a family member.
@Heretic_of_HnH
Heretic of H&H
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If you'd kill 100 people to save your brother, you're a terrible, immoral person.
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2 months
@verymoisturized It does indeed require passing the marshmallow test but probably about as accurate an iq indicator as knitting, gardening, and other tedious activities. Raises the benchmark IQ but doesn’t necessarily signal brainpower capacity.
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2 months
tweet bulimia is when you poast whatever comes into your head then immediately feel awful and delete
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6 months
@telmudic Absolutely. I know Sam is mocked as the king of midwits yada yada but he throws shade so elegantly and eloquently. So simple, so satisfying 👌🏻
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My favorite tip is to look for someone who would be a good ex. Those coincidentally are exactly the traits that make good partners, and since children are a permanent joint venture, important to consider for a worst case scenario.
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2 months
@shaunmmaguire I paid my teenage babysitter in cash so need to lay low for a while
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4 months
We have a couple of generations who’ve been gaslit that they’re too emotionally stunted or unprepared to be responsible for those around them and are therefore unworthy of living life fully. We were all thrust into our families without our consent, and in a way, the rest of our
@AskYatharth
yatharth in LA
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modernity tells us kids are a luxury. dating is a luxury. relationality is luxury. you have the earn it. the individual has to earn. once they are rich, hot, smart, mature enough, they won't harm their partner. the poor, ugly, and god forbid "codependent" should stay home
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@thechosenberg They should get married and share finances or break up, because the question is ridiculous.
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The self care, moments of joy industry is a scam. We’re being sold candles, vacations, massages, and therapy while being convinced to settle for a lifetime of stress punctuated with fleeting joy rather than a life focused on inner peace with fleeting moments of suffering.
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The panic and confusion of colliding worlds when you see @cremieuxrecueil pop up on the family gc
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@LeCodeNinja We tried that once but the fresh meat has a way of winning us over
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@nikitabier I’m more worried about myself seeing it than anyone else. The last time I peeked at my messages from that era I nearly seppuku’ed
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5 months
@Panacure52997 @esaagar I agree! There are so many other wonderful and practical benefits to having a high trust community. We need more of them.
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5 months
Looks like this is resonating with some of you, and if anyone is curious about Chaverim, watch this! There are branches in most major Jewish communities and they help anyone who calls 😊
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@michaelcurzi Need. Add a place to keep my phone and I will surgically attach this to me.
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@eigenrobot She’s partly right. My khazarians do seem to be settling with age :/
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I don’t want to be known for my khazar milkers or ashkenazi iq but for my humanist spirit and love of this universe
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Part of why the term sapiosexual often seems cringe is because it’s an inherent part of nearly everyone’s sexuality. Intelligence is an attractive trait, just like physical beauty. No need to specify it, even if that trait is more valued or prioritized.
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@visakanv With 6+ kids, with or without cows, the most grueling activity is laundry. Lots and lots of laundry
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@Duderichy Men are also more likely to have severe manifestations of schizophrenia, which can have violent results. This might sound “out there” but the one person in my family that had to pack a bag and find emergency refuge was because their husband’s paranoia escalated very suddenly and
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When I was a teacher of kids in this age group I once advised a parent to do exactly this. Their child was relentlessly bullied in cruel and vicious ways. The administration of the large school tried dealing with it, disciplining the perps, trying to intervene when able but
@KeenanPeachy
Peachy Keenan
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I can't even look at photos of a little boy who killed himself because of "severe bullying" because I get too upset, and I am begging parents: if your child is getting bullied, you need to WALK. You need to GET THEM OUT. This is your only job, and you must not fail. Teasing is
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@cremieuxrecueil My Hasidic family is one of those dynasties. My kids got to meet their great great grandparents who immigrated here as lone Holocaust survivors with their families wiped out and lived to see over a hundred descendants.
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Most intelligent and vibrant young women don’t feel compelled to be a “stay at home mom”. Blergh. But who doesn’t love a fashionable, witty, industrious grandma? The kind who spouts endless lore, smells like Chanel 05, raised a brood of young ones, boasts about her garden and
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@Sunni_Labeouf Palestinians are targeted so that Israel can harvest their organs. Israel randomly kidnaps Palestinian children to hold them as hostages.
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@zeta_globin Good and happy people who know how to collaborate with integrity and confidence don’t need to be constantly validated that their feelings matter and it’s their mother’s fault
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@hollowearthterf They’re probably handsome and funny enough to sleep with but not wealthy or stable enough to make babies with. Bank account issue.
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@visakanv It’s not just the circumstances, but the traits being selected for. Characteristics beneficial to courting often aren’t the same as those needed for life partners. Like the old adage, “good boyfriends don’t make good husbands.”
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7 months
@ApostateProphet 😆 it’s almost comical. Most religious Jews know nothing about Christianity and spend little to no time thinking about other religions altogether.
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5 months
@J_K_Chesterton That’s really admirable! There are plenty of Jewish “tikkun olam” groups focused on exactly that, but these intra tribal resources help sustain the community to do work outside of it as well. We have plenty to learn from Christians re charity and benevolence 🙏
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Men will call themselves an “investigative journalist” and doxx the hottest anon they know instead of going to therapy
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@tracewoodgrains so excellently articulated an intuition I share with him that also makes me uncomfortable with queer culture. I’ve noticed that I feel similarly repelled by ex religious groups that revel in transgression for its own sake, defining themselves by their rejection
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TracingWoodgrains
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Reflecting on this from the other side: I am gay, but I have never been drawn to the "queer community" this user sketches out. Why not? Its aesthetics are off. Its culture is off. It misses a crucial element. It is insufficiently beautiful, so I wander elsewhere. This will be
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@animalologist Sure, but it’s also kind of cool that Maori culture is elevated and normalized like this rather than petering out. Flipping it around, when immigrants to the west adopt elements of that culture it can also look awkward and clunky, but that doesn’t mean they’re appropriating
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@Aella_Girl 1. Because it’s not an actual sexual orientation. 2. There is no clear or healthy way to build or model families with poly lifestyles. 3. Their families wouldn’t hate them for it, but it would be as embarrassing as flaunting other sexual TMI preferences like BDSM.
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4 months
@DietSoda5 Have you ever met a scrum master?
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Cleo
9 months
@FGBestReplays @TheOmniLiberal Yep. I screenshotted this in disbelief when I saw them. They’re in la la land. There will be magical tolerance, and fourth generation Israelis will peacefully “immigrate” into the ether.
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7 months
@ApostateProphet And they even stole Caesar salad 😡
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3 months
@bretagne7894 @hollowearthterf The same reason almost every other mammal on earth have mothers nurturing and protecting their young after birth, with fathers not sharing that instinct. Love is primal and tangible, not abstract. The creature who literally produces milk when hearing her baby cry has a symbiotic
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5 months
@Am_Yisroel_Chai Absolutely. This model inherently requires exclusion of those outside the tight knit community it’s built for, and this requires a values system that doesn’t see that immoral (it’s not.)
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Cleo
7 months
@visakanv Can you please call for an end to world hunger and my migraine while you’re at it? Tysm
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7 months
@sivori I love this and just wish this was a more accessible path. Spending so much time and energy with babies is a privilege only the very wealthy can afford.
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Cleo
7 months
Just overheard a girl telling her friend how she figured out how much her bf makes and now she’s freaking out because there’s no way he can support kids in nyc on $500k and they may have to move to nj or something if she wants kids and oh what to do 😓
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Cleo
2 months
@HeidiBriones Ok I’m getting way too turned on, very weird proxy masochistic sapphism getting triggered
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Cleo
11 months
Thinking about how the ideals of feminity and masculinity each display a touch of androgyny or gender bending. We’re delighted by balance and have an innate respect for grace. The explicit extremes of both fluidity and rigidity in gender roles seems inherently perverse & obtuse.
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5 months
@Brandon93Smith I’m not even from the south and this is me on different days, except I’m from nyc so add a third girl boss outfit
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7 months
@FischerKing64 The best they can shoot for is a shady real estate fraudster who will hopefully get enough jail time to give her a break from his ugly mug every now and then.
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There is a twenty percent probability that I will snooze my alarm in the am which is why I always set six of them
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@s4m31p4n Husbandry brings to mind breeding. Just crass. Wife implies subservience and feminity.
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Cleo
5 months
@hollowearthterf We’re rounding out a pretty ass heavy era. The BBL’s are starting to fade, TikTok legging sales are dropping. The economy isn’t stable enough to sustain the noble flat chests so the squishy swelling is coming back anew.
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Cleo
4 months
Sometimes I find myself in places so beautiful that the meat in my chest twinges from the guilt of undeserved visual bliss. I feel so lucky, it actually hurts.
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2 months
Once under a different anon account I got into an argument with someone whose pfp was a big double chinned guy, mine was a cartoon character. We took it to dm’s, learned we’re in the same city, met up and took 20 minutes to find each other within a few feet of our meeting spot
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@CovfefeAnon One of the core reasons for this disparity is the normalization of coed schools. I grew up in a society where the norm is to have different schools for boys and girls and I’m learning the hard way with my own kids that this often works best. I’ve observed that when boys and
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2 months
@CovfefeAnon Yeah, this is the kind of initiative that needs Thiel funding to be robust and reliable enough
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Cleo
7 months
@visakanv It’s both ironic and enlightening that spending this amount of time and physical intimacy with babies is a modern privilege that’s only available to some socioeconomic classes, and we need to rediscover even basic somatic patterns. We’ve become so far removed from such critical
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@RichardHanania She finally noticed. We did it. The lizard people never disappeared.
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9 months
@Aella_Girl The sentiment wouldn’t be that different globally, but the regional distribution and variance would be entirely different. There would be a lot less American Jews, and more assimilated European Jews. The discourse about it wouldn’t be in English.
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@hollowearthterf Most weddings aren’t really about love though. The purpose is social/family reinforcement of the new unit as well as a broader socioeconomic status and identity signal. Still not my style but went along with this because it’s literally not about me. The small intimate elopement
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@telmudic Impressive DEI, they’re always so ahead
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@tszzl I finally understand the offense of cultural appropriation 😠
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