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@ControGorilla

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I like lifting weights and private equity. lawyer.

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Joined March 2024
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@ControGorilla
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Yo I’m going to кill mуsеlf
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Your honor, my client was LARPing. She didn’t think any of this was real.
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Riddhi Patel crying in court after being charged with 16 felony counts over threatening to murder city councillors in Bakersfield unless they voted to endorse a ceasefire in Gaza. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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To someone (like me) who grew up under communism, every book set in America was an emphatic endorsement of capitalism. Take Killshot by Elmore Leonard, which I read as a kid. This construction worker owns a two story house!? His wife is a real estate agent? 1/x
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I asked a colleague in the English department if any fiction had positive depictions of business and capitalism (other than Ayn Rand). He mischievously suggested George Bernard Shaw's Major Barbara to me--here is my review. Anyone else have other ideas?
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Wait, does that mean houses can be bought and sold, and if you make enough money you can just buy one? Regular people can go to restaurants, like it’s not a big deal? Man… people have no fucking idea, especially leftists.
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@mSanterre They are very grateful that it was interest-free.
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This was all much more stark in movies. Everything looked opulent: seedy bars, paved roads, oh my god, the cars, literally any American cars, the food. And im not talking about depictions of a feast. Like, fuck, these guys have cereal, and a toaster for their bread? Insane.
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@bwinterrose I clearly don’t even know how to do my own.
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@StopAntisemites Omg man it’s just a fucking keffiyeh relax
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@_Groffon Because I’m retarded
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Mrs. Sunni was on a business trip to Japan once and she was traveling with some locals by train. She was rather jet-lagged. This is an important fact. A Japanese colleague was explaining local architecture to her, and mentioned that all of the buildings in Hiroshima were new.
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Who’s going to tell her?
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@FacebookAIslop Challengers (2024)
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@emxlyxoxox Yo you are literally laying down on CEMENT.
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@Remroum Why did Hamas use all of that aid money to build tunnels and rockets then?
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@ouranometrian2 She thought she’d get likes.
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@wojinald I think that’s exactly right. Their basis for comparison is the communist utopia in their heads.
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@GramsciGordon “Lots of countries have freedom.” Names a bunch of countries where you’ll go to prison for mean tweets.
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@DeadInformation No - this is what the owe ME. Huge fuckup on my part.
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@brethamilton You know exactly which side of the protest he was on.
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@chinesegon “She never fills up the car.” Bro, no woman has ever pumped gas. I’ve been married, almost impossibly happily, for 10 years, and my wife has never put gas in the tank.
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@jawad_od @ron45866686 @MaxNordau How many other lies do you think you believe?
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@fatimabsyed Stop blocking roads and parks.
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@BenzosIII Yes but it’s got bodies on it.
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@MetaChrono @tracewoodgrains That’s a purported reason. The actual reason is that they hate exceptional people and want everyone to be equally mediocre.
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My only Trump take, which isn’t affected by the conviction, is that the prosecution was both politically motivated and factually merited.
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@Spratlinger I love this so much.
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How is this specific to Ozempic? You lose weight too fast on any method and your skin will sag. Literally just take a lower dose.
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I know one person, in her 30’s, who took Ozempic and she is thin now but looks 10 yrs older than she is. Lost all elasticity in her skin due to the rapid weight loss. She looked better w the extra weight, tbh
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@Andy68580664 Is that by chance the kind of data that, like you, doesn’t understand the concept of “per 100k population”?
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@sasa_ghada Islamophobia is just sensible.
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@paul_hundred I like to think that he was hoping for that outcome.
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Facts is when you don’t understand that taxes apply to income, not wealth.
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I love when people show up with the facts. Makes me all tingly. 🥰
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@rohn_jawls @pli_cachete Why not just give a straightforward answer?
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@elainehutton @pepi_blyton She actually looks hideous on the right hth
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@OneFineJay You get it.
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@mohamadfakih8 @TorontoPolice Can you blame them for not wanting you?
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@Locke50739371 Ha, I had that experience too. My aunt emigrated 4-5 years before us and my grandparents were able to visit her. They brought back some catalogues. Stuff we’d never be able to order, but just so we could see. We were blown away.
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If APOCALYPTO had been made in the 70s by an Italian or something, it would be remembered as a magnificent classic.
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Crusader of Christ ⚔️
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I’d often thought, over the years, that someone should do a whole film where it's nothing but a chase.” -Mel Gibson
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@BowTiedYukon @fodacyjosh I’m suspicious of you for being suspiciously hyper-vigilant, as though you expect that everyone is like you?
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@alli_ya7 Her courage to what, eat 17,000 calories a day until she keels over?
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About half the guys who think she’s being cringe would think this is the cutest shit they’ve ever seen if they were on a date with her and had a chance to hit.
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girls love telling you that their best friend is funnier than you then this is the friend
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@daria_kolomiec She’s reading the greatest novel by the greatest author to ever live. Залепи своё ебало.
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@stache_talk What will you do when is not goofy and bubbly anymore?
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@staidindoors I don’t like Harry Potter, so I just directly send JK Rowling money every month.
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@miniapeur What kind of weird cope is this?
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@thechosenberg I know a ton of people who met at work and got married. Your advice is bad.
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@thechosenberg “What should I do?” The man is literally not harming anyone. Let him be weird in peace.
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@SwannMarcus89 Not the most pertinent thing here, but if my name was Goonan, I’d have a big sign saying “Goonan Cave” at the entrance to my basement.
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@JRRothschild13 @daveweigel The word “folks” already includes all groups of people. The “x” serves only to signal familiarity with and adherence to leftist social science thought. It’s a literal virtue signal and nothing else.
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@TheBdNvestments I promise you that it wasn’t. Delusional leftist stuff here.
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@taylenarare Don’t you wish Hezbollah didn’t start this?
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Hamas supporters are so bizarre. She was kidnapped from a music festival, her friends were slaughtered, she spent months not knowing if she’d live or die. She was forced to record propaganda, togeher with two other hostages who were then murdered. But muh dishes
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asad abukhalil أسعد أبو خليل
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Now revelations of torture by Hamas. She had to wash dishes. That is torture, if you ask me.
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This is a horrible tragedy and this man deserves to be alive. Also, what kind of fucking idiot volunteers to cook meals in a war zone if he’s the sole provider to a young child?
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Evan Dyer
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Jacob Flickinger, the US-Canadian citizen killed by the IDF while delivering food aid in Gaza, was a retired master corporal who served 11 years in the Canadian Army including a tour in Afghanistan. He was dad and sole provider to a one-year-old baby boy.
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@Noahpinion Now and again you are wrong in a way that’s just spectacular.
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@skooookum Ooooh, husbant
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@AafiyahJ Before and after what?
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Be so fit and handsome that they don’t run your picture in the doxx article.
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@stache_talk Do you plan on dating 23 year olds for the rest of your life?
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The NFL draft is a lot like a slave auction, except that the competition to be in it is fierce, the draftees can become celebrity millionaires, no one is forced to do it, and about a quarter of the “slaves” are white. But other than that, it’s exactly like a slave auction.
@drboycewatkins1
Boyce Watkins, PhD - Wealth is Power
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The NFL draft is a lot like a slave auction, except the slaves aren’t working for free
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@TheNotoriousMMA Then why do you have to be drunk and high all the time, man?
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Hey retard. We made OPPENHEIMER. That IS us taking accountability.* Where is the Japanese movie about Nanking and 731? _____________ * we’d do it again.
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Oppenheimer has been released in Japan, eight months after its global release. We spoke to historian Naoko Wake to learn why the U.S. refuses to take accountability for the war crimes it committed in Hiroshima and Nagasaki and why all of this is relevant to us today.
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Someone please flash this to them
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The portal was a bad idea.
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@MostlyMonkey @kitten_beloved The joke is that we’ve turned the very idea of women into a meme.
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@painmute @RealDianeYap Underlying fact, not mere string of words.
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@Duderichy That’s my ride!
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Jesus Christ man
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@BretWeinstein
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@primalpoly @TuckerCarlson Do you think that a shrew-like animal can become a bat through the gradual alteration of protein sequences @primalpoly ? I sure don’t.
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@eyeslasho They’ll believe anything.
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Guys, I don’t want to get all political, or get bonked with the old bonkin’ stick, but I have to confess that I’m a huge fan of sex, especially the vaginal kind. It’s just terrific stuff.
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@jessesingal Ah, yes, when I think of THE WIRE, what springs to mind is its craven use of black actors to score diversity points. Everyone knows that Baltimore is run by white men.
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@ecommarcus @trapyrus To get him to leave, it says right there in the post.
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What state am I in?
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@OkButStill Maybe like a particularly open minded SS officer
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@Lupita922264502 @thechosenberg You can’t be violent to an inanimate construct.
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You will never, and I mean never, guess the nature of the post this guy found offensive.
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lmao she’s been around like 4 days and they already fucked
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This is the only type of person who will tell you this kind of shit.
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Will 🦥 Menaker
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Any student who actually cares about attending their commencement is a rube of the highest order.
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I’ve seen 75 versions of this stupid gaslighting tweet by now. No, if you find women in bikinis generating sexual urges, you are a normal heterosexual male, and this bitch knows it as well as anyone else.
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My boy those are bikinis. If you find those generating sexual urges, you need help.
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@alicemudgarden_ Arrests? Who are you gonna arrest over a suicide?
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@LStannard3701 @kaizen_stark The Union of Soviet Socialist Republjcs.
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Sorry, Haiti was thriving during what period now?
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@Fashionist_x
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@JulioEAH @HuertasDean It has actually , we were very much thriving during the 50s up to the 80s and our tourism was thriving . If u did ur research u would know that .
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@FeralPHunter Jesus man. She ever apologize?
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@UsingLyft They also had suuuper masculine faces
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@navyhato You are measured by what you’ve done here, not by where your great-grandpa lived.
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It took me 3 days to work up the courage but… Can I say something without making you fine people upset?
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Man deals with a lady who jumped into his truck
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It’s the same woman, 7 years apart. You fucking virgin.
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Which way Western woman?
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@TheeOnly_Shadi Lmao this is cope. My longest friendships are based on shared youth, including all the hardships of that.
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@LeaMaric It’s not true that no one tells you. The cop tells you after he pulls you over.
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Aren’t people tired of being lied to by a moron with CTE?
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I can't believe how many conservatives fell for this zionist dork
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@zarahussain999 This has got to be a parody account.
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@ElectionLegal Wow I want her to bear my children
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@TrackAIPAC I can read it 100 times but it’ll still be an insane lie.
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That’s just another way of saying “guy with a dad vs guy with no dad”
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Mixed race guys with black mums vs mixed race guys with white mums
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You know, we’ve seen boxing vs mma. At UFC 1. This wasn’t how it went.
@howboxingworkss
How Boxing Works🥊
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Boxing vs MMA 😂😂😂
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@epoca_de_plata @3YearLetterman Do you think your tears are enough to fill my fully paid off waterbed?
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@Richard_Vixen Fair enough. I assume you are cool walking past this life size cutout in Target?
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Happy retirement / Mother’s Day to a real one.
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Been playing BG3 with son. He’s 7 so we skip the fuckin and suckin scenes. Violence is fine. He’s aware that DND exists, but wants to make an “irl BG3.” Keeps asking me what my “race and class” is irl. I keep saying “Jew lawyer” but he’s not accepting it.
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Can someone please explain why euros don’t have air conditioning? They are not expensive and the technology is not new. We had one in every room when we were dirt poor brand new immigrants. Do they just not have the power grid juice?
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Everyone dreams of raising their kids in Manhattan and I can see why.
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