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I like lifting weights and private equity. lawyer.
United States
Joined March 2024
Every time I see this video, I just think, “girls are so cute.”.
This was the moment Kamala lost. There was no coming back from this
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Your honor, my client was LARPing. She didn’t think any of this was real.
Riddhi Patel crying in court after being charged with 16 felony counts over threatening to murder city councillors in Bakersfield unless they voted to endorse a ceasefire in Gaza. 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
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To someone (like me) who grew up under communism, every book set in America was an emphatic endorsement of capitalism. Take Killshot by Elmore Leonard, which I read as a kid. This construction worker owns a two story house!? His wife is a real estate agent? 1/x.
I asked a colleague in the English department if any fiction had positive depictions of business and capitalism (other than Ayn Rand). He mischievously suggested George Bernard Shaw's Major Barbara to me--here is my review. Anyone else have other ideas?
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@aidanActually So grateful to Karl Marx for my freedom of speech, free exercise of religion, and property rights.
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Wait, does that mean houses can be bought and sold, and if you make enough money you can just buy one? . Regular people can go to restaurants, like it’s not a big deal? . Man… people have no fucking idea, especially leftists.
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This was all much more stark in movies. Everything looked opulent: seedy bars, paved roads, oh my god, the cars, literally any American cars, the food. And im not talking about depictions of a feast. Like, fuck, these guys have cereal, and a toaster for their bread? Insane.
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@frogs4girls This is the doctor equivalent of “the stripper likes me,” but good for you, sweetheart.
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@SziIlar @TheGreatMansa So do Colombia, Venezuela, Ecuador, El Salvador, Cuba, the Dominican Republic, Guatemala, and 20 other fucking shitholes Spain “founded.”.
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@AnarchyConverse I know this is really difficult for you to understand, but sometimes a person really enjoys a book. It’s not necessarily about you.
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@SailorSammy93 @generic46 You are just posting idiotic nonsense for the love of the game? respect.
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@nilbogdotgov @ChrisExpTheNews I miss this show, too bad it went off the air after 11 seasons. Great run tho.
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@Heavensentjean @WallStreetSilv You know that he meant models, don’t pretend to be dumber than you are.
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@DefectorMedia They said this about everything from circumnavigation to manned flight. Fuck off, Luddite.
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@flurtynthriving Yes it’s so strange, bizarre even, that sorority girls are doing cutesy musical numbers.
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Mrs. Sunni was on a business trip to Japan once and she was traveling with some locals by train. She was rather jet-lagged. This is an important fact. A Japanese colleague was explaining local architecture to her, and mentioned that all of the buildings in Hiroshima were new.
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@thechosenberg That’s …mostly not true. Laws are written in a weird language because most words used in statutes have technical meanings and nested definitions.
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@amuse Don’t worry, most of these girls will be making more money than you within 5 years of graduation.
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@Bartaway Nor is he saying it is. Don’t conflate etymology with meaning. But he’s entirely correct about the etymology. @CommunityNotes come get your man.
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@JoshuaOgundu Have you tried just meeting the admissions criteria instead of asking for special treatment?.
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@mattyglesias Matt, are you aware that there are different ecosystems, such as plains, arid highlands, deserts, etc.? I don’t think Germany has a lot of deserts. What was your point, anyway?.
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@Slatzism tbh I think a lot of dudes have that reaction, but that’s not the kind of reaction that compels a desire to post. I only post mine because so many weirdo retards find this threatening or disgusting for some reason.
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@grandesnasa @jlatreidesIV @PopBase Idk but he probably managed to not self-checkout aged 26, which is more than Mac could say.
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@henryrodgersdc @DailyCaller How long do you think it would take an enterprising 6th grader to identify this source? Not more than 15 minutes?.
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@RickyJMarc @ThatHoberekGuy @Ruth_Mensch Have you tried contributing to society in a valuable way, instead of just borrowing money to go to school?.
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@redsteeze Man can you fucking imagine where the trans community would be now if they had nipped in the bud any efforts to impose the pronoun stuff and, instead, insisted on communicating politely, with a focus on why it matters to them, rather than on why we have to do it?.
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@wojinald I think that’s exactly right. Their basis for comparison is the communist utopia in their heads.
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@GramsciGordon “Lots of countries have freedom.” . Names a bunch of countries where you’ll go to prison for mean tweets.
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@SGabardi1111 @MattWallace888 My grandma lost half of her siblings when German aircraft strafed their evacuation route.
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@sfmcguire79 @benshapiro She has a truly hideous, disconcerting face. I don’t just mean its structure, which is certainly nothing exciting, but the rage and psychopathy so evident in her eyes, and what it implies about her smile… just a terrifying human.
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@chiweethedog Holy shit she’s like a very fat version of my dog. Who has very similar vibes.
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@Muhsoci0factors “I am not well.” . “You are so full of energy. You are the most energetic one here.”. Hahahahaha.
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@growing_daniel Absolutely. Last time I was on one was flying to Israel in 2004. The Mossadnik somehow found out I was a U.S. army veteran and invited me to first class, which was on the upper deck. I was the only one there. Best flight ever.
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@TrumpWarRoom Guys, his actual first name is Doug. You don’t need scare quotes around it. Not beating the weirdo allegations.
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@hasanthehun Hasan, if a U.S. President and the man who revolutionized both the auto industry and space travel are failsons, what does that make some cunt whose job is playing video games and talking to a camera?.
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@jessesingal @joerogan Jesse you are very smart guy and it’s unbecoming of you to feign inability to understand the common meaning of the phrase “never stood a chance”.
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@chinesegon “She never fills up the car.” . Bro, no woman has ever pumped gas. I’ve been married, almost impossibly happily, for 10 years, and my wife has never put gas in the tank.
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@HannahPosted Not much you can do with that - just an immature and desperate person trying to get attention.
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