Analytic Valley Girl Chris
@ChrisExpTheNews
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HS science teacher, Libertarian Party officer, former biomedical researcher. Too tired to blog much anymore. I strive to be an equal-opportunity bitch-moaner.
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Joined December 2015
"No Exit", but I have my phone and just scroll through Twitter and Facebook for all eternity and ignore les Autres
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RT @coldhealing: Kanye's mental breakdowns are a nice reminder that you can be one of the greatest living artists with hundreds of millions…
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RT @iosif_lazaridis: There absolutely was an Indo-European homeland and it was absolutely not like anything that white supremacists have us…
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@nocertainlynot God it's so fucking terrible. But let's take a moment to appreciate that it's all done technically very well. It looks fucking competent. Modern Hollywood would have it look like ass six different ways.
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@suryakane @VivekGRamaswamy He's a striver cunt who showed naked contempt for regular people and he's way to fucking stupid and unimpressive to get away with it.
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RT @chasewpatterson: @averykimball @ChrisExpTheNews The sad but wonderful thing with these is when you get old enough that you see kids beh…
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RT @memeticsisyphus: This is my favorite 7 degrees of Kevin bacon. Tupac and Obama are two links removed, and both the links are far left t…
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RT @MusingsOfYouth: Libs seem to think that the mere existence of a distinction in "contexts" between historical anti-black racism & contem…
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It's crazy how idiosyncratic physical mannerism are so completely heritable. My grandad and I shared an exact leaning/eyes closed position while talking.
at my grandmas memorial today one of her lifelong best friends shared a story about how whenever she would visit my grandma, she would be inside with her legs up a wall. i had absolutely no idea she did that everyday. genetics strong over here
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RT @PrinceVogel: We absolutely should deflect the rock, the odds of it doing real damage are probably very low, but we need the practice. Y…
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RT @AgnesCallard: me: do you want to stop and get cookies? 16yo: yes [pause] I just realized how I’m going to get cookies when I’m a gr…
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Dude they don't even know what a fucking hard drive is
Do zoomers know what a flash drive is
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@CharlotteCGill You mean it wasn't emphasized or like wasn't mentioned? Because if you weren't taught about it period that's honestly mind-blowing
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The Brits aren't taught about the British Empire?!?! As an American we were absolutely taught about the British Empire, along with a bunch of others
I don’t think I ever got taught about the British Empire. That’s what’s so weird about this narrative. Where are children being taught this?
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Yeah it's fucking crazy how good it is
New Orleans have the best tasting food. ….Like damn everything taste good here!!! …..Yall GOT THAT!!!!!
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RT @user84829272: Love to buy low sodium broth for my soup then have to add a bunch of salt bc it tastes bad
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They do, but there's still time to fix that
Turns out the taxes didn’t pay for roads or schools, huh?
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