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No Patrick. The 500 year old Chinese tale about a monkey that can travel 30,000 miles with a somersault is not a feminist text.
fun fact wukong in the original book is LITERALLY a feminist. He's pro abortion, pro women's choice, and one of the few people he legitimately respects as a higher-up is a woman, Guanyin. There are multiple cases in the book where he's shown advocating for women. Even in novel as.
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I advise Americans and British people to familiarize themselves with some points about the Yemeni fighters ( Houthis) before rushing into anything. - They don't follow your movies and TV shows at all. - They are not bothered by your media or social media distractions. -
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They were guilty. This is no longer up for debate. The Soviet files were seen in the 90s. Traitors of the highest order.
June 19, 1953 Julius and Ethel Rosenberg are executed by electric chair at Sing Sing Correctional Facility at the peak of McCarthyist anti-communist hysteria.
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Libs love posting shit like is until its a communist selling defense secrets to the Soviets then suddenly the death penalty is immoral.
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@jarvis_best A woman invented hanging out. You might disagree. You might even have evidence to contrary. But ask yourself: is it worth a trip to HR? A woman invented hanging out.
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Apparently there is an editor fight on Wikipedia to change the tittle of the "Spanish Flu" article to the "1918 Influenza Pandemic" which is making me irrationally angry.
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You have to be functionally retarded to believe that.
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The biggest problem with Bernie is everyone around him.
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Yemen didn’t kill a single person when they were taking over those ships and rerouting them out of the Red Sea. America killed an entire crew of Yemenis in the water today. Muslims have always done everything possible to avoid unnecessary killing while America tries to kill.
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@MencianLegalism Do you tie your shoes by yourself or do you need one of your tard wranglers to help you?.
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Romans had Hypotheca, a loan that could be taken out to purchase property and allow you to live on it while you repaid the loan. If you failed to pay it, the property would become the possession of the creditor. So you know, a mortgage.
humans have been around for 200,000 years and have had mortgages for about 180 of those. not some inevitable fact of life.
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Tartars, Khazaks, Ukrainians, Fins, Estonians, etc, don’t count as people according to Ben. No mass murder or attempted genocide with Stalin. No siree. Just good vibes all around.
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Its getting bad enough they have to start reporting again. Whats the over/under that the real number is 1000+?.
JUST IN: China reports 108 new cases of coronavirus.
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@Superior2004__ Nazis are so funny because you are stupid enough to see me call it good to execute commie traitors and still think I’m a Marxist. Absolute braindead degenerates, the lot of you.
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I'm sure Yazidis, Syrians, and Iraqis really appreciate these comparisons.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA .ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW 🤡
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Story time: When I turned 16 my dad took me on a hunting trip. It was a kind of right-of-passage into adulthood and some father-and-son bonding. We travelled to Plumas National Forest (beautiful place) for mule deer.
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@mordroberon I feel bad for their kids too but perhaps she shouldn’t have participated just as a rocky. She was just as guilty.
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@BaratEllman @lsarsour Maybe Linda can spend 40 years wandering the desert and spare the rest of us for a while.
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People get scolded/suspended by Twitter for cussing out neo-nazis but Ice Cube can post the most insane anti-semitic conspiracy shit and Twitter won't do a fucking thing because he's got a bluecheck and some clout. Bluechecks shouldn't be immune.
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Nick Fuentes and the groypers are bullying me online for being gay and I'm not even gay.
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I thought only the Chinese system was capable of this? I was told that by bluechecks for weeks.
The seemingly miles of beds being set up at Javits. It is absolutely unreal to see what the National Guard & first responders have put together here in just days.
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Remember when Chomsky said the Cambodian genocide wasn’t real?.Remember when he thought Vaclav Havel was the “total and complete intellectual and moral corruption of western culture”?.Remember how he constantly sides with dictators as long as they hate the West?.
Happy 91st birthday to living legend #NoamChomsky!. I recently did an interview with him for my #Deconstructed podcast, which became our most downloaded episode ever:.
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@inihelene Don't know if this is controversial but everyone sucks at communication. It's not a woman or man thing. We all suck at it. It takes a long time to learn how to communicate with another person with consistent efficacy.
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"They said it would catastrophic if we didn't implement extreme measures to slow coronavirus and now that we've implemented extreme measures they gave us lower numbers. CLEARLY THEY LIED TO US THE FIRST TIME!"
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Anti-death penalty people on here make a case against the death penalty without flagrantly lying about guilty parties challenge (impossible).
In 48 hours, Texas is going to execute an innocent disabled man for a crime that DID NOT EVEN HAPPEN. Robert Roberson's 2 year old daughter died of pneumonia. But the state of Texas convicted her father of murdering her. Here's what happened: 🧵
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Yeah I’m British. How could you tell?
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AOC caving to pressure from a few thousand very online progs is exactly why she isn’t cut out for leadership.
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When we entered our home my mother was sitting on the couch and stood up to greet me. "There are my two handsome men. How was the trip honey?". "Mom," I said, "you have no idea what I've BEAN through.".
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This was apparently a bridge too far for Twitter
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Me and my gf on our way to see Oppenheimer
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@nytimesbooks Attempted murder aside, no really attempted murder aside, perhaps a paranoid schizophrenic is not the best source for philosophical ideas and perhaps her ideas didn't take off for reasons unrelated to the attempted murder.
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Guy who supported turning institutions into racial spoils systems is shocked that he wasn’t allowed into racial spoils system. Many such cases.
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Most of Fauci's haters and supporters will now be reversed in a single move.
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@BadFilmTakes It was pretty fucked up when Bong Joon-ho came into the frame, looked right at the camera, and said "manifest destiny and the Trail of Tears were actually super good" and walked out of frame. It was a little jarring but I guess it worked for the plot.
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I have distilled David Klion to his very essence.
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I asked an AI to combine everyone on the sex offender registry to create the ultimate deviant and it gave me this terrifying image
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I’m the luckiest man in the world. ❤️
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@jarvis_best Canada was on an upward trajectory until he stopped doing blackface. Lesson to be learned there.
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Lot's of antisemitism on the TL today. Here's a dog to cleanse your timeline.
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“You must show the border guard your papers to get into this anarchist collective.”
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I’m very sad to report, after 15 years of companionship, Zulu has passed. She was a great kitty and will be remembered fondly forever. 💔
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I’m trying to process how medieval monarchies based on blood inheritance and divine right had female leaders before the USA. Really says a lot about how backwards we are.
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CHAZ is gone but the meme is eternal.
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The woke war on Latinos is gonna be something else
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90s rap beefs: two rappers insulting eachother until one or both get shot to death on the street. 2024 rap beefs: the gayest theater kid shit you’ve ever seen.
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Ben is not only a propagandist shill for totalitarian dictatorships but also a vile human being on a personal level.
Amazon's chief financial officer was killed after colliding with a van delivering. Amazon packages. I think the universe is telling us something
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Every tankie is a Fascist at heart.
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I know you’re 19 and just finished your first sociology class but consider that you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.
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The Founding Fathers were some of the smartest people in history. They did the math and saw where British “cuisine” was heading and knew we needed to get the fuck out of there.
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The therapist:
okay now i’m looking for a new therapist because this woman literally said her biggest therapeutic goal for me is to get me to take off my mask. she asked what that would take and i said it would take covid not being a risk anymore. i am barely surviving i cannot risk long covid!.
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If the word “white” wasn’t present this would be viewed as a joke. That’s just a statement of fact. Performative wokeness is an avenue for sociopthatic callousness masquerading as edgy humor.
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“Hello M’lady. I noticed your resting bitch face and the smell of copper emanating from your seat. Here you go. No need to thank me. Ignore the Cheeto dust.”
Since #TamponTim is trending I'll point out that in high school, any boy who casually was like "Oh you got ur period? I stashed a pad from the bathroom in my backpack in case one of my friends needed it" -- that boy would be king stud. That boy would be drowning in prom invites.
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THE LIST IS SERIOUS DANGEROUS BUSINESS.
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@quantian1 Oh shut the fuck up. Dev costs ballooned because of retarded management decision.
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Generally speaking, I find someone’s hatred for any SCOTUS Justice to be inversely proportional to their knowledge of the law.
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It’s not “hate speech” to talk shit about the disgusting, corrupt, genocidal CCP. #ChinaLiedPeopleDied
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I like when Twitter reveals how many people never had a real romantic partnership before.
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Starting a dessert company called OnlyFlan.
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Nothing but respect for MY President.
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I know I’ve made this point before and others have as well but the “woke” anti-racist shit is virtually entirely for social climbing and personal vendettas.
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@franifio This tweet is perfect. Millions of people murdered, starved, tortured, and denied freedom is JUST LIKE COOKING! .This is just the omelette cliche repackaged into a French dish. Disgusting. Get another line from your Fascist Qatari masters.
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A small tree stump, not that odd, but on top of it was a single can of refried beans and a can opener. I started to turned around, "Dad, whats th-" and he was aiming the gun. at me. "Open it son. Open the can.". "Dad. I don't understand.". "You have to open it son. You must.".
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