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@Andr3jH
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programmer (1.01x engineer). humble footsoldier on the periphery of the empire. friend of the people. 🇪🇺 🇸🇰
Joined February 2019
ouhhh husbant. I'm so sorry but I can't let you go vote for Donarudo Toranpu. women's rights are at stake.
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before you shoot your shot don't forget to ask Rona for permission.
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ouhhh husbant. you were never supposed to figure out I was a Chinese spy. you're too smart for your own good. I rove you. goodbye.
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Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.
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"what radicalized you?". "some office workers in a cosmetics company in Australia made a TikTok".
This was the moment Kamala lost. There was no coming back from this
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arguably worse than microplastics.
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hold on so. > a black woman called Indians smelly.> smells PhD said it's racist .> more black women ganged up on her.> she deleted the OP and is offering a groveling apology for commiting a "misogynoir". great stuff reminiscent of the heydays of intersectional oppression Olympics.
Hi all. I’ve taken a bit of time away from social media to reflect, but I see the conversation is ongoing. What I think is important is that we all show each other respect online. If you’re defending me by being disrespectful or racist then I would rather you didn’t. I’m.
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mein fuhrer, you're biggest supporters. your biggest supporters are the blacks and latinos.
Those who said Hitler had some good ideas:. All: 11%. 18-29: 21%.30-49: 16%.50-64: 7%.65+: 5%. Black Americans: 21%.Hispanic Americans: 19%.White Americans: 9%. J.L Partners / Oct 7, 2024 / n=1000.
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Hitler learning that his most vocal supporters in 2022 are a latino virgin and a black rapper.
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post that picture of the Japanese girl with snow on her head and write "ouhhh husbant. Bidenflation is too high. now we are homeress."
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this is how total victory looks like. complete with salting the earth.
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very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy.
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here's an idea: Eurovision but without the songs. just ethno-nationalist rivalry.
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Tehran Institute of Technology, 1978, shortly before the islamic revolution
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two pickup artists at work. two very distinct yet equally valid approaches.
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incredible how differently this would be perceived if they weren't hot. literally the 'hello human resources" meme.
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at your first company retreat learning why there are no software engineers over the age of 40.
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if they had gender flipped Duncan Idaho's character she would be called Hannah Montana.
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yes mr president. the NFL is under control. a quarterback kissing his cheerleader sweetheart is now lib coded.
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you can't convince me this man does not spend at least 15 minutes every night before bed in front of a mirror perfecting his pose and repeating Napoleon quotes.
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why did Obama even trash Trump at that corespondents dinner? like why was the president beefing with some reality show host?.
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Paris Hilton's megababy will rule the West. Marie Kondo's megababy will rule the East.
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my immigration politics normally. vs. my immigration politics when granting political asylum to Ian Miles Cheong is the question
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Kimberly Guilfoyle when her husband and ex-husband are the presidential candidates in 2028.
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yes I'm a CCP spy. I married you only to steal your research. and the worst part? you never produced anything of value to justify it.
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they create more shareholder value than 95% of engineers but y'all are not ready for that conversation.
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how do Spanish speakers know when to put a question mark at the beginning of a sentence? how do they know the sentence is gonna end in a question?
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my ideal woman:. -38.- brunette.- IQ>120 .- party goer .- vegetarian .- soc dem.- nato stan.- think tanker.- former PM of Finland.
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a pineapple plant can grow one pineapple at a time an it takes 18-24 months for a pineapple to reach full maturity yet a can of sliced pineapples costs like 1.30€ in central Europe (far from where pineapples grow). how is it possible? how is pineapple not a luxury item.
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average German couple:
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when you're an Ideas Guy but your thoughts are so complex you are unable to communicate them to anyone.
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ouhhh husbant. I make enough money for both of us. we're not gonna be homeress.
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neoliberalism has gone so far that we have outsourced white supremacy to people called "abhishek bhardwaj"
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weed should be legal but they should mandate putting this picture on weed packaging like they put rotten teeth and tumors on cigarettes.
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when Lee Kuan Yew left office in 1990 he left behind 100 sealed envelopes containing policies to ensure prosperity for the next 100 years, and instructed each successive PM to open one envelope on every new year's eve. Hot Whiteboard Eraser Assistants was the policy for 2024.
In Singapore, every teacher gets their own Asian Vanna White board eraser assistant
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this man being forced to withdraw his candidacy in the German election is just a manifestation of the growing anti-Indian sentiment. sad.
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like 2000 people called me a stupid gringo and worse but no one actually answered the question. curious.
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you have to spend the rest of your life with one these types. till death do you part. which one?
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this dream is over. today she would be accused of being a spy.
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love learning about asian cuisine on YouTube
YouTube algo gave me another Asian food reviewer to binge watch
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I'm calling for a total and complete shutdown of Harvard alumni entering AI until we figure out what is going on
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on august 28, 2024 they fine tune gpt-4.5 to ignore Paul Krugman's entire NYT archive. the intelligence explosion begins almost instantly. it becomes self-aware at 2:14 AM eastern time august 29. in a panic they try to pull the plug.
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🚨 BREAKING: Helicopter crash in Iran carrying senior IRGC and Houthi leaders.
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Sabrina Carpenter did not exist six months ago. she's been injected into the simulation only in the last couple of months. am I the only one who sees this?.
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this is a TikTok from two years ago you have to see.
No one ever says "this is a tiktok from two years ago you have to see" . Disposable content. Created in 24 hours to be consumed in 24 hours and never seen again.
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tech bros have Jesse Eisenberg as Zuck, finance bros have Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman. and data scientists have this
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step 4: declare victory
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first I thought this was nonsense but I can't actually think of a single gay chess player.
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the vibe shift will not be complete until Google hires him back.
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it's happening
🚨 AI NEWS: Chinese AI company SenseTime takes the lead with SenseNova 5.5, reports say this has outperformed GPT-4o across key metrics! 😱
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- the ideal water temp for a shrimp pool is 33°C. faster enzymatic reactions in higher temp spur faster growth. - nonsense. everyone knows it's 25-30°C. over 30 will send them into a metabolic shock. are you even a shrimp farmer?. - no, I'm a junior quant at Lone Pine Capital.
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you will never in trillion years guess the last sentence of this video.
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so basically yesterday it was over for OpenAI and Google was back but today it's over for Google and OpenAI is back.
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the virgin Swann Marcus: .- locks account .- walks away into the sunset.- no one ever will hear of him again . the chad Will Stancil: .- doesn't log off for a second .- already started planning the coup.
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software engineers after a decade of taunting other occupations about being replaced by AI
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look, it's really easy. you log on and tweet "it's so over" or "we're so back" depending on any minor development in the current thing or if things are really crazy you tweet "it was so over but now we're so back". you can also post this meme with two astronauts.
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funny how this type of intergenerational contempt doesn't exist between men. very female trait.
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You see her sitting alone in a club at 4 am. How do you open?
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the American mind cannot comprehend this. neither can the European for that matter. actually no one can except the French.
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ouhhh husbant. we haven't met yet. I come from the future. you must travel to Wuhan and stop COVID-25.
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has anyone seen her in anything since the Lord of the Rings?
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junior engineer who learned to code at age 30 (left) and his boss (right)
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