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is this thing on? old acct susepended at 69,420mm followers (this is brack obama, barack oabama is me). egirl,orpah winfrey show,stan acct. smarr guy also toufh
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mark wahlberg wouldnt have let it go down like this.
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why did he put the little “-” between the 12?
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babe wake up le creuset 2024 color guide just dropped
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This may be the biggest white boy summer in recorded history
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buddy organized his zyns into a perfect circle and really thinks he needs another 20mg ritalin
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@horny4hooters
based on the whole “nonprofit” idea it seems like u guys r kinda crushing it then no?
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like, cmon bro. be the absolute most fucking forreal youve ever been. im daring you to beat this.
my favorite part of walking home from the bars is putting my airpods on, walking down the middle of the post-midnight street and belting it out. yall dont romanticize this life like a mf like me romanticize this life.
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what, and i cannot stress this next part enough, the actual fuck
I’m fucking hammered, do what you will with it
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@schizarella
hello
@elonmusk
pls fix this
@CommunityNotes
is targetedly harassing groundbreaking freedom jounralist
@schizarella
pls fix or i will have no choice but to call the authoritties
bcc:
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@kimjongun
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… so no uppies?
Breaking: The Sparks said that Cameron Brink suffered a left torn ACL in Tuesday's game vs. the Sun.
Additional details will be provided at a later date.
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wait what are the rest of you guys doing while she gets ready???
i just be sittin on that toilet lid with a beer shootin the shit with her like im back in the locker room with the fellas
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my favorite part of walking home from the bars is putting my airpods on, walking down the middle of the post-midnight street and belting it out. yall dont romanticize this life like a mf like me romanticize this life.
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@airbagged
@EvilCigs
i dont care about fashion i care about the sun’s warm embrace upon my thighs
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my therapist is going to be so proud of me one of these days
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didnt even realize imessage was down
iMessage is down no wonder she hasn't texted me back in 2 years
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alright grandpa lets get you back to bed
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5’2 but i have a micropenis and sick shades
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my main issue with dating and relationships is that theres no real casual way to tell someone that you’d love them for 1000 lifetimes
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just found out about lily lang and idk who needs to hear this but if you are slut-shaming someone in ANY capacity for what they as a consenting adult choose to do with their body then YOU are a piece of shit and i want absolutely nothing to do with you and am happy to stand by it
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damn thats crazy you guys werent joking these guys will blame anything on women.
“you guys hear about the skyrocketing cost of living across generations? yeah those damn women amirite?”
@the_P_God
@gregfockerIII
You really think the declining amount of people dating/getting married in their 20’s falls entirely on men? Maybe partly, but the girlboss stereotype exists for a reason and there’s usually at least one or two of them in every friend group I’ve been in during college and after
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it was very good
oh wow trump got shot? that’s crazy alright well back to what i was doing
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my girlfriend’s boyfriend walked so mark wahlberg could stop an imperial star destroyer
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adult man daycare is just getting dropped off at the bar by your girlfriend
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did a 9/9/9 today
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my face when my therapist catches me talking to another girl
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@airbagged
tim walz getting more tick than jd vance in jd’s own presidential candidate’s space is nasty business
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you could fix her? guy like me is trying to ruin her life. dare to be different.
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im going to kindly ask that 301 of you unfollow me for science and also research
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THE PLAN:
-jerk off
-dont kms
-jerk off again
-coffee
-dont kms
-debate kmsing
-dont kms
-jerk off
-15 minutes of capitalism
-jerk off
-maybe eat
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starting my own fintwit comps for the accounts <1000 followers (cool awsome funny guys) just let me go buy a pack of crayons i will be right on this
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my sisters dog might actually be the most sweetest handsomest smiliest boyyo who ever did exist like look at this angel!!!!!!
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somebody get my sling waka boyyo got that mfin shit ON tn
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@FSUmollz
brooklyn deckers cover was better i’ll die on this hill
there was like a decade of my childhood where i read these every week so this was almost impossible but
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when the bender beers start tasting like functioning alcoholism
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just another day of me being right about everything ever😌
Of course he blocked me before tweeting about me for clout LMFAO stop being so dramatic bro I was having a very hard time and was very busy and didn’t have a chance to bake and also I’ve never met you and don’t owe you anything
@Tyre_94
I can’t stand men acting like baby back
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“you are NOT allowed to talk to or be friends with cute, young women ANYMORE. even if theres potential of them getting hot, stay away. invest in some friendships with lesbians” -very real quote from my therapist to end today’s session
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the moment she realized the cte wasnt going away
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apparently my annual review is today???? wish a bird some luck
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@eastvillageguy
im just trying to make society a better place. we were happier when le creuset discourse dominated our lives
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ok fine but ur all in big trouble now
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getting reminded of my own actions after i already intentionally forgot them
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her thigh gap? buddy im worried about her wage gap. lets get these women paid!
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friendly reminder to cherish your people while they’re here. you never know how long you have and when the last time will be.
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went great. thanks for asking.
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i would like to have sex with her in a way that sets both feminism and the patriarchy back multiple generations
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showed my gf this hot girl from twitter and she got mad at me
its true what they say: women really do be hating other women. sad
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you give me an eighth of weed, a 12 pack of coors banquet, my vyvanse prescription & 72 uninterrupted hours in a dark room and i will unfuck any company financials known to man
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update: we just smoked a j by the water and talked about the human experience for 2 hours
if my work crush gets even a little bit nicer to me than she already is im gonna have no choice but to fall in love with her
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save me hot chicken sandwich before 11a, hot chicken sandwich before 11a save me
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“not sure if i’ve simply aged out of the audience”
you mean graduated college?
Not sure if I’ve simply aged out of the audience but Barstool’s content seems to have gone materially downhill
What are they doing that is absolutely crushing it right now? Feel like it’s Dave, Big Cat, PFT, & maybeee Riggs who are holding down the fort. All else is noise
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told my therapist im looking forward to using march madness as a coping mechanism and she immediately lost her mind and asked if she could tell her husband that
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i’ve dated up in every single relationship ive ever been in.
its called women are beautiful and men are kinda smelly. maybe read a book or something and you too can talk to a pretty womens one day
@the_P_God
Love you P but most men don't date up, they date down
Ya don't usually see a supermodel banging a fry cook
You're right about being a good/humourous person though. It gets you far.
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gm are you guys more of morning shower or night shower people?
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