is this thing on? old acct susepended at 69,420mm followers (this is brack obama, barack oabama is me). egirl,orpah winfrey show,stan acct. smarr guy also toufh
my favorite part of walking home from the bars is putting my airpods on, walking down the middle of the post-midnight street and belting it out. yall dont romanticize this life like a mf like me romanticize this life.
Breaking: The Sparks said that Cameron Brink suffered a left torn ACL in Tuesday's game vs. the Sun.
Additional details will be provided at a later date.
wait what are the rest of you guys doing while she gets ready???
i just be sittin on that toilet lid with a beer shootin the shit with her like im back in the locker room with the fellas
my favorite part of walking home from the bars is putting my airpods on, walking down the middle of the post-midnight street and belting it out. yall dont romanticize this life like a mf like me romanticize this life.
just found out about lily lang and idk who needs to hear this but if you are slut-shaming someone in ANY capacity for what they as a consenting adult choose to do with their body then YOU are a piece of shit and i want absolutely nothing to do with you and am happy to stand by it
damn thats crazy you guys werent joking these guys will blame anything on women.
“you guys hear about the skyrocketing cost of living across generations? yeah those damn women amirite?”
@the_P_God
@gregfockerIII
You really think the declining amount of people dating/getting married in their 20’s falls entirely on men? Maybe partly, but the girlboss stereotype exists for a reason and there’s usually at least one or two of them in every friend group I’ve been in during college and after
Of course he blocked me before tweeting about me for clout LMFAO stop being so dramatic bro I was having a very hard time and was very busy and didn’t have a chance to bake and also I’ve never met you and don’t owe you anything
@Tyre_94
I can’t stand men acting like baby back
“you are NOT allowed to talk to or be friends with cute, young women ANYMORE. even if theres potential of them getting hot, stay away. invest in some friendships with lesbians” -very real quote from my therapist to end today’s session
you give me an eighth of weed, a 12 pack of coors banquet, my vyvanse prescription & 72 uninterrupted hours in a dark room and i will unfuck any company financials known to man
Not sure if I’ve simply aged out of the audience but Barstool’s content seems to have gone materially downhill
What are they doing that is absolutely crushing it right now? Feel like it’s Dave, Big Cat, PFT, & maybeee Riggs who are holding down the fort. All else is noise
told my therapist im looking forward to using march madness as a coping mechanism and she immediately lost her mind and asked if she could tell her husband that
i’ve dated up in every single relationship ive ever been in.
its called women are beautiful and men are kinda smelly. maybe read a book or something and you too can talk to a pretty womens one day
@the_P_God
Love you P but most men don't date up, they date down
Ya don't usually see a supermodel banging a fry cook
You're right about being a good/humourous person though. It gets you far.