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Your favorite D.O.D shit posting, drone loving, satire filled degenerate

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My boy over there thinks your cute My boy over there:
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Hear me out…
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Trying to act normal on the course after a quick key bump
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The stripper you took to thanksgiving trying to act normal
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Give me an an original four loko, mango juul pods, and a presidential pardon. I’ll have Columbia on track in less than 12 hours.
BREAKING: Columbia Occupiers have declared Hamilton Hall is now "Hind's Hall" "INTRODUCING HIND'S HALL. GLORY TO ALL OUR MARTYRS."
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Snapchat flashbacks be like: - you and the boys drunk - your ex - another photo of your ex - rebound girl #1 - your boy vomiting - rebound girl #2 - your ex (AGAIN)
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@MrSeaBeans It’s so bad out here dude
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I’m a simple creature
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Obama with drone strikes
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Zyn blossomed to reveal 20mg Ritalin right when I needed it.
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Lockheed Martin? The clothing brand?
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@dripinmysleep Think we could bribe someone within the admin?
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I miss America
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We Live In Hell
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When did KKR start investing in bad bitches?
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@Jaimoesburner That’s a follow
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@dumbledonk This is actually like 15 9/11s
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@middlemarketllc Those kids are gay as hell, but the old man still has the vision
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@sylvester_cream It’s somehow worse than this
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@subtle_noticer Cocaine, nicotine, and a cold beer
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When she hits you with “what are we”
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@drewdamn87 @revenant_MMXX The cope by europoors is insane
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No president compares to the drip that dubya had
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@Youhappentohear Eastern European women 🫡🥰 Can’t live with them, can’t live without them
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Another DUI has hit the friend group
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Lockheed Martin? The golf company?
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@HussarTwoOh Wintergreen for sure
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@DorialBurden America is so back
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@DaFiretruck Hot take: triceratops would have better meat
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@MaxWinebach @JustinLokos We got flashlight girth control before GTA6? Wow
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I’m tracking it, and it’s near…
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@the_P_God Lockheed Martin engineer exit strategy: build insane roller coasters
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@Justa_Lad Brotherhood bonding specialist
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@JimJubilee Holy shit we are back
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@patrickb8mon I plead the 5th
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@HeyyBigGuy And he ain’t 10-2
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@crotchner2 Everyone knows what this means in Spanish, but for a second I thought this was a CoD lobby chat
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@eeelistar But don’t choose a nose job
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@leveragedzyn Don’t know, don’t care, but Hind’s pronouns are about to be was/were
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If someone were to ask me what a true American patriot looks like, I would simply show them this. What a guy, what an animal, what a legend.
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@Blair_Bear90 We really get one compliment and run with it forever
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Another DUI has hit the friend group
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Uber knows me so well
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She is still yapping omg
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Guys wearing white polos
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@jessesingal Apparently the Frats at UCLA aren’t bullying these kid’s enough
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@The1whoknocks4 Bro is legit him
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@GordonGekko420 Where can I get this? I need it asap
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@ebtidass Act natural, the wardens coming
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Over here kicking my feet in the air and giggling
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The U.S. should do a B2 flyover at the Olympics, just set the tone.
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You look good, you feel good You feel good, you play good You play good, they pay good
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@shadowizardmney Rebound #2 looking kinda nice rn
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Grown ass men with zyns anytime they experience a slight inconvenience
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If your boyfriend uses light mode, that’s your girlfriend
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These boys just earned themselves a trip to the pentagon
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@BensonBunnyBoy Little baby 10mg 🥰🥰🥰
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Even on my birthday they won’t spit in my cold brew. wtf.
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This is how @the_P_God gave his intern CTE
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“I can hit that all day”
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I’m not crying, I just have allergies
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Only fans, but it’s blonde women with assault charges who come over and beat you up, call it only felons.
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This is worse than 15 9/11’s
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Still dealing with the loss of a loved one :(
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“We got immunity, get the drone back out”
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The boys discussing the zyn shortage
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You like that white boy?
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We letting the stag do the talking tonight
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@McVeyAT I plead the 5th
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Alright boys, hear me out
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How I imagine @dumbledonk gets around Chicago
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Just saying
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@NoCapCapitalLLC Maybe not the best, but definitely the funniest
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Let’s have a day
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@the_P_God Every engineer student I have ever met is incredibly cocky. Every engineer professional I have ever met is incredibly humble. Once you enter the workforce, no one cares what degree you have, it’s about applicability to circumstances and ability to problem solve.
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Oldie but goodie
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Happy Father’s Day
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Stag at his first ever law firm interview
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Lululemon ABC pants goated fr, you can go from work to golf without missing a beat.
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I haven’t seen this much gaslighting since I texted my ex
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This is gaslighting to the highest degree. $98 for 10 people is a fucking steal
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How my bosses “I need you by 7am” text finds me.
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@CroutonCrush Call that shit a Scooby snack
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@bschoolboogaloo Only 7? I’m letting go of my club on the warm up swing and sending at least 4 just right there.
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Story of my life
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@DufresneCapital He piped my stripper? I should get a refund
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Telling my kids this was Tiger woods.
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I don’t care about other countries cultures when I travel, I’m there because of a geographical feature and to drink.
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Don't go to Colombia? 😨
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Currently 60mg deep of adderall, I could pilot an SR-71 with no training rn
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@iamjasonlevin I see the vision
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Has anyone considered putting milk crates on the boarder?
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Out here
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Little bro crawled out to check out the 5’2” blonde who walked past. He can see the vision.
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I’ve been saying this
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One cycle won’t hurt
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The USA to every other country in the Olympics
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My mind when the zyn and adderall hit
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Hey man, can I get a bump?
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