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You can always be thinner, look better | 25 | 6’4 215lbs | Public Ivy Graduate | Chicken Parm Sandwich Enthusiast | Zyn Connoisseur | Scratch Golfer |

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Clicking • White • Male • Straight • Not disabled • Not a veteran • Not hispanic On job applications
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@JimJubilee if Anne Hathaway spoke to me like this I would start barking uncontrollably
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@coolandfunray yeah go ahead and log off for me ray (i 100% agree)
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@steelers Minkah seeing his rating 👀
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@fin_twit_nitwit @JimJubilee I mean that would be after barking uncontrollably for 5 minutes or so
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@NGO_Burner Throw in a cravings box from taco bell and that place will look like disney on ice in about 12 hours
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@4WhomJBellTolls Changing my league settings this year. Too many people just veto because they don’t want to see other people potentially get better while they do nothing
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@LilLordFukeRoy I just put N/A for that shit I do not give a fuck
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@megsxzum megs where’s the funny wordplay
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@SummerrOf85 Have thought about doing this Big Wave. Might have to pull the trigger moving forward
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@ShadySoares I just want OG galactic conquest back man 😔
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@MikedUpSports1 Should play the rest of the season and next season
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@BarryOnHere Markelle Fultz this off-season
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@BoyYeetsWorld shit hits like crack
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@BarryOnHere Barry, as a lifelong steelers fan I will no longer tolerate the Big Ben slander. He is a true and committed leader who will do what has to be done to achieve what he wants. A stubborn leader who never took no for an answer. Respect him and his legacy or else
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@JohnDadof7 They’d be familiar with a 90 degree angle and a wall
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@bigdogrhino till the room smell like ziti & cannolis
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@JohnathonCusack @Blitz_Burgh Oh i’m sorry, I totally missed the cherry picked stats that browns fans post to try and justify garrett as DPOY 🤣🤣
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@MurphyJLloyd if you ever had them in your bio you’re a loser 👍🏼
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@jendelakost @ESPNFC Because indonesia isn’t located in Europe??
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@JohnDadof7 Not enough time dedicated to the five knuckle shuffle JW3
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@MurphyJLloyd Take her to the course and hang 5 birdies on her. Let her know from the start who she’s dealing with. Best of luck, Lloyd
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@PFF Ebron seeing TE1
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Need some new music for my playlist what are some songs on everyone’s current rotation?
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These new influencers catching child predators are fucking sweet. I just saw one of them closelining the dude with a shopping cart 💀
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@bigdumb_baby @Tyre_94 Wheres my hug at ahhh behavior
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@BarryOnHere Homophobia has no place in the world… I couldn’t imagine him doing anything WORSE than this ever..
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@Steelersdepot Ya the matt canada experiment failed let’s get a young OC with fresh ideas dude couldn’t do well and keep a job in college
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@theeRicoTaquito this video needs to be eradicated from the internet
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Found out this weekend my grandmas got cancer. Tell a family member you love them today friends.
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@nflrums TJ Watt Sunday 1pm looking for his teammates
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@JohnathonCusack @Blitz_Burgh Whatever helps you sleep at night chief
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@NGO_Burner is this from experience
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Yeah i’m thinking that’ll play 👍🏼
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@urcervix_ bros cooking
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@sadsamich now why in the fuck did they make it look like that
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Me in the back of the Uber Black Nika Muhl called for me to her hotel
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My name is still my name…
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Man when the WNBA players start getting $100m’s and tricking off and flyin niggas out on the road>>>
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I have no data, statistics, or graphs to back this up. But, in my own experience and judgement I have found that Latinas may be the single most horny group on the planet.
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@cummandcoke @haleyvemealone It just sucks when u have to make an account and/or like pay solely online. I don’t want to do all that like let me order and pay with my card in person. I don’t mind it other than that tho
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@Blitz_Burgh I agree. Mason showed a lot of growth since he last started. Not saying he’s the definitive answer moving forward, but he deserves his shot. On PIT or elsewhere
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@DayZ can you fix the permanent blood spots that stay bugged after u bandage pls
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Firing off tweet after tweet without a banger
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With everything that happened in the BV yesterday, I want to make a post to highlight the good in the BV. I’d love if everyone commented a page/ some pages you really enjoy, shout em out 👍🏼🗣️ I’ll start with @jefferyremmers_ @DJDumpsack_ @pintmonster69 @JohnDadof7
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@steelers @Nunless2 @FedEx @NFL Jaylen Warren has received a $48,524 fine for receiving Fedex ground player of the week
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Anybody remember these? These things were such pieces of shit but got the job done
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@TheBenSauce_ Only guy out there playing for the logo
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@BarryOnHere Barry, when will you finally release these jerseys?
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@PFTCommenter ENGLANDS MICKEY MOUSE ROAD TO THE FINALS 🤡🤡🤡 -Played farmers in their group✅ -Robbed Germany by booing their anthem✅ -Played Chernobyl farmers in quarters✅ -Played all their games at home (doesn't count)✅ -Sterling dive in ET✅ England are a mickey mouse team in my book
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@wobblymami Go ahead and put me in a jar and shake it really hard
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@alexarumberg I thought he wanted to compete lol
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@BrillDumbShow @BeardownCuz Cutsy with an all time performance here. Really shows his true potential when he locks in
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@NamesDumb @crystalandqueue @JakeSucky @stephentotilo It’s not about teacher student sexual relationships. It’s about the indoctrination and political agenda pushing on kids that people are arguing about. Any teacher/student sexual relationship is bad and I condemn
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@the_P_God Consulting industry is lowkey cooked in general moving forward
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@lanche ENGLANDS MICKEY MOUSE ROAD TO THE FINALS 🤡🤡🤡 -Played farmers in their group✅ -Robbed Germany by booing their anthem✅ -Played Chernobyl farmers in quarters✅ -Played all their games at home (doesn't count)✅ -Sterling dive in ET✅ England are a mickey mouse team in my book
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“It’s called The Burnerverse T. It’s all these people acting like random personas posting whatever and being horny. The place is fuckin’ crazy I’m telling you T, we can make some serious money on there.”
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@Womplord42069 Dude sick fucking jesus shiesty man. You look so dope dripking ✊🏻💯
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Rumor has it the reply guys are unionizing
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@deadheaddabz @JakeSucky Nade worked for what he has today. Froste didn’t work when he was given a golden opportunity. Sure 100T could’ve given them more guidance on financial literacy and what to do, but if you don’t work you can’t expect to be fed on a silver spoon 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@Ihartitz Still going to start Kyle Pitts each and every week as a form of cruel and unusual punishment to myself
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Seen these goin around. Happy sunday friends here’s some stuff I fuck with 💯✊🏻
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@steelers @PNCBank Announce Matt Canada has been Waived/Injured
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@UltraWeedHater My wife’s boyfriend coaches our sons team. Apparently he makes her “feel something” I haven’t in years.
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@user572829 Bros colorblind let him live 🙏🏻
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Getting that first whiff of her snail trail smell after she unclips her bodysuit in my room
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fuck bobbi althoff. chick sucks. all i gotta say this morning, have a good Thursday people 👍🏼
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@E97Big Keep her in there until Canada is gone too while you’re at it
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At the local muni today, never forget your roots 👍🏼
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watching your boy approach the 10 at the bar knowing he has heinous game with women
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@RushPLS @MattCouture5 Lamar over big ben is diabolical
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TPain on this beautiful Friday. Yall mind if I cook?
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@PFF @Ravens “JK Dobbins Year 2 breakout”
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haven’t had shit to say recently on here, hope my friends on here all have a good tuesday 👍🏼
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@megsxzum this one of those ones where for the sake of ur girl it’s strictly done AFTER a shower
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@matthewluciow92 Buzz cut Russ he’s locked in
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Post “You like that shit white boy?” one more time
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I don’t trust you if you don’t take a daily morning shit
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call me ben simmons cause I don’t FUCKIN PLAY
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@steelers @ERiley011 Can we engage in removing Matt Canada
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Yeah that’ll play.
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On a large aquatic rig with some associates. Will be drinking heavily in international waters for the next week. Updates to come.
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some people take this twitter shit too serious get a life 🤣
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Sending my 200th follower an 8 ball in the mail (UPS overnight)
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@SteelersWin109 I love Kenny but we say this every week 😔
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It’s Fw me Friday, who Fw me?
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your “package” “came” in the…. “male?”…. 🤔
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@Froste Italy fans rn
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@SteelersNetwork And people doubted Ben’s leadership abilities towards the end of his career…
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if you look like this you have every right to ruin my entire life
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Anne Hathaway in Havoc, 2005
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