happy haleyween
@haleyvemealone
Followers
4,106
Following
1,413
Media
2,990
Statuses
33,877
an excellent source of fiber
chicago
Joined March 2009
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Liam Payne
• 2061273 Tweets
Hobi
• 812025 Tweets
Bret
• 713121 Tweets
jhope
• 532671 Tweets
ブロック
• 329356 Tweets
Twitterくん
• 273847 Tweets
西田さん
• 134289 Tweets
西田敏行さん
• 123086 Tweets
俳優さん
• 107956 Tweets
Sabrina
• 106425 Tweets
#AgathaAllAlong
• 104380 Tweets
ツイッター
• 98152 Tweets
東京の自宅
• 67980 Tweets
ミュート
• 57113 Tweets
#OneDirection
• 51535 Tweets
イーロン
• 41526 Tweets
महर्षि वाल्मीकि
• 33628 Tweets
AI学習
• 29657 Tweets
ブルスカ
• 29163 Tweets
ぐりとぐら
• 22167 Tweets
中川李枝子
• 21937 Tweets
#INDvNZ
• 19924 Tweets
블루스카이
• 16303 Tweets
他のSNS
• 16299 Tweets
Bluesky
• 13523 Tweets
タイッツー
• 12717 Tweets
世田谷区
• 11914 Tweets
The worst part of covid is QR menus. Worse than all the people who died
154
4K
70K
If I could go back in time and give advice to myself as a teenager I’d tell myself to delete this facebook cover photo off my page
75
981
35K
Met a guy at a party yesterday who has a vaguely illinois shaped birth mark so he got a lake michigan tattoo next to it
38
299
18K
Climate change is not going to drive humans extinct before you collect retirement savings
95
115
6K
Shawty got a little cognitive decline from long term alcohol abuse so what
5
530
6K
4
30
5K
I love eating at vegan restaurants so I can order items as-is with no modification like a normal fucking person
26
304
3K
The first rule of salad is: use a bigger bowl than you think you need.
11
566
3K
Yes vegan cheese is an acquired taste but at least there isn’t pus and blood in it like dairy
61
345
3K
If you don’t break down boxes you are lower than dirt to me
6
171
2K
This is exactly how Tracy Jordan got caught when he was pretending to be in Africa
Andrew Tate’s video in response to Greta Thunberg allowed Romanian authorities to confirm he was in the country, and arrest him in human trafficking investigation, due to the pizza chain shown in the 2-minute rant.
8K
79K
680K
1
125
2K
My vegan friend took this picture at a sanctuary and these mfs are using it to promote milk
13
152
2K
@ngyntlinh
This was so confusing to me when the celebrity college admissions scandal hit. Like umm you couldn’t pay for private tutors, test prep, athletic lessons etc to get your kid prepared for college applications and had to cheat anyway despite every single opportunity and advantage?🤨
8
53
1K
Vegan candies for halloween:
Smarties
Swedish Fish
Blow pops
Skittles
Dots
Air heads
Twizzlers
Jolly ranchers
Dum dums
Hubba bubba
Now & Later
Sweetarts
Jujubes
Pixy stix
Fun dip
Bottle caps
Lemonheads
Mamba fruit chews
Sour patch kids
45
372
1K
Getting a stupid unfunny reply from some guy I regret following back
The Irritating Gentleman, by German painter Berthold Woltze (1874). In private collection.
178
2K
14K
12
146
1K
I’m very hungry today so I made an enormous vegan breakfast sandwich. Hashbrown, lightlife tempeh, amy’s veg sausage, kale, violife cheddar, mustard and bitchin sauce 🤤
42
104
1K
You’re not an “apex predator.” You chose a piece of meat wrapped in plastic from a shelf at the grocery store.
10
190
1K
Being addicted to weed in your 30s is so embarrassing
34
34
1K
I’m going to open a vegan restaurant and run it like a co-op and give free meals to poor people
38
66
1K
Hat guy with a full head of hair who makes sure to casually remove the hat for a few moments when he meets a beautiful woman so she knows he’s not wearing it for any reason other than loving hats
8
46
1K
The hardest part about going vegan (at first) is letting go of “fitting in” to social situations where food is involved.
26
154
981
What’s your body count? (Number of times you’ve been in love)
43
81
933
I wonder if the ppl posting about how serving vegan food to the poor “doesn’t sit right” w them have ever actually worked w homeless ppl. Bc I do and I’ve never heard anyone complain about PBJ sandwiches, but HAVE seen several hungry ppl pass up a meal bc they didn’t want meat.
20
85
891
@on_da_spectrum
I feel like people who say they hate the beatles are just doing it to be performatively contrarian
9
4
891
Business idea: Weed+nic vapes where you can slide the ratio like a more advanced camel crush. Spliff vape
12
42
815
Taco bell brought back potatoes because I threatened to kms every day on their customer support line
25
88
742
Imagine falling in love with somebody and then finding out they don’t eat vegetables
11
71
731
@LouBegaVEVO
Don’t worry guys, she’s a centrist warmongering puppet just like the rest of em
5
19
708
First date idea: I force you to watch a bunch of veganism documentaries
17
71
649
Feliz Navidad! I made a vegan Mexican feast for Christmas this year. Beyond meat & black bean red enchiladas 🎄
21
44
601
I don’t think rice needs to go in a burrito. You already have a tortilla
40
13
586
I could never go vegan because I’d miss cheeseburgers so much
51
30
571
I’m so glad this emotionally unstable person who’s crying about her McDonald’s order taking a while has a gun :)
5
200
576
@Space_b0y_
Imagine how exhausting it must be to spend all your time trying to make sure the media you consume is only made by unproblematic artists
5
21
836
If you eat meat in a dream you aren’t vegan anymore
57
43
560
One thing I didn’t realize when I decided to go vegan was how many of the big influencers in the community are white supremacists
31
34
525
Why are you, as an adult man over the age of 25, using snapchat to have a text conversation?
19
39
475
My Thanksgiving plate 🌱 you already know it’s 100% plant based
15
32
476
Why can’t rich celebrities with all the resources in the world (nutritionists/dieticians, chefs, personal trainers) figure out how to maintain a sustainable healthy-enough plant based diet when I follow dozens of poor vegans who can do it? I am so tired
12
78
488
Reminder that my dm is open to anybody who wants help going vegan or eating plant based
13
99
462
I made a southern inspired vegan feast for dinner :) bbq jackfruit, macking cheese, kale caesar salad, garlic butter oven roasted corn, and hawaiian rolls
19
32
418
Help I’m stuck on a desert island with a single pig and zero plants
31
43
415
@lolnochillwavve
No I am just planning ahead for my future with a reasonable risk calculus. Have fun with no retirement savings tho
6
0
420
@wills_account
I want to know what happened to the 13 who got a ticket but dropped out before the test
1
3
409
@highlifeamigo
Babe what’s wrong you haven’t touched your long skinny wedge of high dose gummy
0
1
399