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stuipid and ontologically evil. 7'8" if that matters. has a dark twisted apocalyptic mind that u cant handle. love my dog
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tesla was founded 19 years ago and they just recalled 1/4 of their lifetime global car sales
Elon Musk predicts he will rocket people to Mars in less than 10 years
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I was reading how autistic people often murder entire towns because they have no sense of boundaries and struggle to adhere to societal norms as a result
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do you ever wonder how many people have jerked off to you
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i would stil jack off i dont care. how would she know. does she have special jack off telepathy i doubt it
Katie Thurston forbids 'Bachelorette' contestants from masturbating
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how you can possibly be jewish and look at this cartoon and not think about history and exactly what time period this image brings to mind and have an "are we the baddies" moment is absolutely insane to me
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i fry my chicken by steaming it
I no longer fry chicken in oil, now I do it in water after learning this recipe
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im the guy that finally decided to get vaccinated at the urging of oj simpson
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incredible people dont want to get paid 8 bucks an hour to deal with this
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Jerry Seinfeld Calls For Return Of Dominant Masculinity, 'I Like Real Men' | Click to read more 👇
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no adult who posts side by sides comparing themselves to another person like this is in a very good place and thriving
We’re the same age.
One of us is in a “very good place” and “thriving” right now.
…Guess which one?
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Men be treating their bed sheets like a damn cast iron pan
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zelensky is like "REST OF PLANET PLEASE START WW3 WITH PUTIN NOW" and libs are like "wow. bigger than mlk. bigger than nelson mandela. incrediblee"
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does tim pool know this looks infinitely stupider than not having hair
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if the zodiac killer is a serial killer, then so are ted bundy, john wayne gacy, and jeffrey dahmer,
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yeah probably the guy who you only need to use his last name in this tweet for literally everybody to know who you're talking about
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calling the police on the uber driver you asked to bring you your food for bringing you your food
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i like going to an indian restaurant to order butter chicken, garlic naan, and mango lassi and then immediately driver to a mexican restaurant to order enchiladas, maragaritas and chips. then i ask my date who i left in the car both times if she wants to get ice cream
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helium addicted twink repeats stupidest joke known to man for 8th straight year
Happy Primary Legal Guardian Of Unspecified Gender Day!
I will keep tweeting this same joke every year (and the correlative joke on Father's Day) until the Left explains why mothers are both different than fathers and necessary to the health and welfare of children.
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(sexting my gf)
oh yeah. im gonna have sex. and it's gona be with you
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before the invention of apps like doordash and instacart 62% of people with adhd died before age 23 due to starvation
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there are way more than 2 wolves inside of me. there are like 15. i am like a clown car of wolfs
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im in vermont and im in a 60 degree hotel room doing heroin with bernie sanders
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gonna be honest i do not think elliot page could beat me up
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hi im hillary clinton i havent won an election outside of new york ever and havent won any election period in over a decade. heres how to win elections
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me andd my wife are having some quality time i crabwalk aroudn the apartment while she tries to shoot me with a musket from 40 feet away
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lol she looks legit annoyed at this question. very cool stuff from the most progresssive administration ever
🇺🇸 2nd biggest wave of Covid Pandemic Jan 2024
“Make your own decisions, that’s not something we get involved in”
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I have a bunch of medical beliefs that I have zero proof for.
I refuse to read "research" because its matrix garbage.
Nicotine and caffeine are miracle drugs.
The reason my test level is enormous despite NEVER TAKING ANY STEROIDS EVER is 25 cups of coffee and 20 cigars a day.
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i am trying to manipulate somebody im having sex with into being my friend
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you dont really appreciate having a normal sized butt crack until you see two people on the outer edges of the spectrum like this
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anybody who thinks dianne feinstein needs to step down due to her death is really showing their misogyny. doubt u would say similar if a male senator died in office
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combing through 20 year old south park clips to inform my opinions on social issues
Here’s South Park mocking the insane idea that men can actually become women. This clip is from 2005.
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2020: joe biden is the most progressive president of all time. hes incredible. u leftist dweebs need to jump off a cliff
2023: you must vote for 99% hitler
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son i found a great school for you to go to. check out how racist they are. it's perfect
Looks like I’ll be adding Ole Miss to the list of colleges to visit with my oldest
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i hope elon pays you personally for posts like this get it together man
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Supporters of israel: they are doing self defence. it is NOT genocide
Israel: stop it. you dont speak for us. yes we are we're doing genocide
An Israeli think tank with ties to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu issued a report on October 17 promoting the "unique and rare opportunity" for the “relocation and final settlement of the entire Gaza population.”
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ma'am i hope this is not too forward but i caught you a frog
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im the guy who voted for broad daylight shootings. i saw it on the ballot and checked the boxand said yes please
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many people are saying that matt walsh is a pedophile
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hes talking about the human trafficking
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1776: “It’s just a beverage boycott. You’re not gonna change anything.”
2023:  “It’s just a beverage boycott. You’re not gonna change anything.”
Step aside, cowards.
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im sorry there is no way you can read this and think, yeah, this guy deserves to have 200 billion dollars
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fucck!! shit!! i had never heard this phrase!! i hate abortions now!!
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congrats john fetterman on this epic endorsement
I don’t know what that stroke did to reboot his brain but Fetterman is truly becoming one of my favorite politicians on the left….
How did he go from king progressive to rational moderate in such a short amount of time?
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purposefully not jacking off for months until right before an exam so i can take it with legenadary post nut clarity
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my girlfriend keeps cheaating on me but she has adhd so its not really her fault
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hot girl summer is winding down and fuckong stupid idiot guy fall is winding up
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ratio
"Ratioing" is such an immature and silly practice.
So you managed to find more people that disagree with someone than agree. So what?
Look up the argumentum ad populum fallacy, also called mob appeal.
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they just dont make discourse like they used to. bangers like sexual mutual aid, bean dad, etc. these days we get like 2 weeks straight of try guys. whats that about
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cant figure out why people tag this account onto stuff. its like 100x worse than the art decider account
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communism is when there are breadlines capitalism is when we take away the breadlines so we can starve you into working for 7.25 an hour
Laura Ingraham: "What if we just cut off the unemployment? Hunger is a pretty powerful thing."
Bar Rescue guy: "They only feed a military dog at night, because a hungry dog is an obedient dog. Well, if we are not causing people to be hungry to work..."
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somteims its okay for a kirby pun to just be a pun doesnt have to turn into some generational psychoanalysis of humor
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having a meeting with my boss after they realize hiring me was a mistake
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what is a "tasteful" dick pic supposed to be. i feel like penises are inherently distasteful
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ok i see people trying to claim bofa jokes require consent + are sexual harassment can we just admit none of this has to do with anything of consequence about anything and that everybody is just trying to outcancel each other to try to stick up for their friends at this point
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You see this guy in an empty alley at 3 am. Nobody is within 2 milesof you. How do you open
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i mean i dont think anybody would claim this genuinely probably tastes bad unless you dont like meat but it's incredibly funny to show a plate with three different processed red meats on it centering a hashbrown and be like "yall arent used to healthy food"
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has anybody ever actually been insulted when they were called a cracker. i cant imagine getting mad about this lol
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telling people your wife jacks off to pictures of pete buttigieg to own the left
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humor relies on an intuitive and often awkward truth being recognized by the audience
@HardDriveMag
The reason you’re not that funny is because you’re woke.
Humor relies on an intuitive & often awkward truth being recognized by the audience, but wokism is a lie, which is why nobody laughs.
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was she always like this and just nobody noticed before she was VP or did this stuff start afterward lol
“These edibles ain’t shit!”
Me 2 hours later to the CVS cashier:
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have you ever wondered what the rest of this picture could look like? with AI now we know
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@CptAllenHistory
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weird because the original post seems like youre making it very much your business
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well...not everything
your occasional reminder that the email lady was right about every. fucking. thing
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i have sex like marojrie taylor greene does pullups dm me
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its absolutely crazy how many people have told me they've heard matt walsh is a pedophile
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tweeting you take your dogs pain pills and then following it up with "lmao people are WILD thinking thats weird"
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fianally all the great taste of alcohol without any of the terrible buzz
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I honestly dont know if you can find a public figure who has on the record run cover for pedophilia more than matt walsh
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theres a saying in recovery community thats like "the worst day sober is better than the best day high" and its like buddy come on we dont have to lie to ourselves here
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men be treating their wieners like a damn cast iron pan
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imagine being meghan trainor. just getting rich making the most blatantly dogshit music you can imagine
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love seeing people blame misogyny and racism for why the eternals isnt reviewing great as if its impossible superhero movie 172131279789 of the past 10 years based on a more obscure property with charcters named shit like sprite and druig just might not be amazing
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